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Y u ask?
Concatyoolayshuns awn yur sew low nawt sekkind! Am tehre sum dansdansdansing road dents sumware heer?
Yesh, concatshew-lashuns NS! I haz eggnawg. Yew want sum?
Is juss a rug, silee. Ai is king ob it.
Moov alwang. Nuffin tu c heer. Jus a kitteh awn a rold up rug. Nuffin elz. Dat stayn awlwaiz bin dere. Iz red wyn.
*Calls forensic team*
Egads….that hooman was Tall……..
Adn fin!
how U iz DK? any speshul planz fur the holiday season?
*wispurrs* adn reeeleee skineee.
“nodz hed”
ai noez nuffing!
I ar taking deh fith
I needs to cawl mah lolyer
I do nawt sees a warrant
an I admits to nuffing
they dont need a warrent
Iz yu plannyng tu shayr taht fifth?
Do you mind if we just take a look around?
Whi? Ai hazzunt dun nuthin.
*whistlols inniscentli*
MMMMM interesting I says.
So, Ms. Keshet, how long has you human been missing?
Mi hoomin iz missyng??
Oh noze! Whu iz gonna opin teh gushifuds??
*Hands keshet a can opener* We found the remains of your human in 5E’s closet. I’m sorry, mam. You can come down from the rug now.
*luks at can opinur*
Whut iz ai suppohz tu du wif taht?
It seamz ai iz in teh markit fur a gnu hoomin.
Ani volintearz?
Noooo I put dem in the white persion carpet nots the brown ones.
*Hands keshet sum fums tew use said can opener”….Dey wuz on speshul at teh whal-mhart.
*luks at thums*
Um, thanx… nao whut du ai du?
Kitteh confeshunz:
I eated mah hoomin
Herz made me wear
a fugly lolmas sweater
Where shud I hides
deh evidence…
pssst not in the carpet everbody knows now.
SQUEEEEE!!!! Ai lubbed dat shoaw!!!11elebenty!!! it wuz teh bestest fing awn teevee wen ai wuz a kidlet!
Fanks CK. I never saw this serecis. I was too young, just like mezzomom.
*blushes* fanks, 5 Eagles. Thass rite, mai, um, mai dadcat tole meh abaot it. Thass it. Yup.
LMAO mezzomom.
Knows what? *Goes to check the freezer downstairs*
LOL nice pjperry. I forgot about that place.
I’ll go check the attic….
but but but yoo nawt wanna goes dere, iz dark adn skaery adn tehre be spyderywebs*shudders*
Adn aifinkso in teh attic tehre be bats!
I can haz bats in da belfry? Do NAWT want.
Well I haz skeletons in my closet.
Put your hands behind your back. *Puts on cuffs*
Wait dems is for halloween….
And valimtymes dai…
no, thoze are teh pink fuzzy wuns
What, what fuzzy ones? Those are my slippers.
iz a matching set, fuzzy slippers an fuzzy handkuffs.
Also, I have another blast from the past for you, 5 Eagles.
Have you got the techno version. Ha I got ya on this one?
Waiting ….. CK….. .
It does not exist. But here’s something for ya.
You are a true god, I bow down to you.LOL
The best is yet to come, 5 Eagles.
And here’s an Oz twist for ya, brother.
This was my most vavorite t.b. show . I dreamed of being a helichopter pilot even got accepted at college for it but went to another school for something else. memories.
Um, I finkso dis sawng mite be appropryit.
Bwahahahaha! um, nothing. reely.
I love the dixie chicks wait did I just say that…….No that was not me.
Fanks rhsb.
U wanna kno sumfin? My bff’s ex-huzbinz naym iz Earl.
Aftur dis sawng came owt, him refyoozed to eet blackeyed peas enny moar!
What are blackeyed peas. Are they like green peas?
Yes. But blakker.
????? balakker den dey not peas but compost foodz.
tehy iz brownish wif a liddle black spot on teh bellybutton, yoo know teh spot where tehy was attached to teh beenpod.
Do they come in a can? I will look for some.
ifinkso teht probly do.
in teh suvvern US iz tradishunal to eet tehm on Noo Yeers Day
tehys suppozed to bring gud lukk, but i gess it didnt wurk owt taht way for earl.
Pleh! I say PLEH!!! “This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.” *slinks awaiy sadlee, eers an wiskurrs droopin…*
Iz NBA player in dere? Pritty TALL.
Could be let me see……9 1/2 foot ceilings, firemans wall paper fainted over with paint, plain window mouldings era 1941 half way through world war two, wood was a prieuim and time consuming.. ya it might be a jockey in the carpet.
howd u get it up there?
hhaha.. This is so funny guys
When I nawt seconded saw this I thought
“Edgar Allen Poe’s Black Cat”
cept ish a rug not a hidey hole in a basement.
OH! original basement kitteh?
Here is the ending :3 (The kitteh is black and he catches the murderer)
“The corpse, already greatly decayed and clotted with gore, stood erect before the eyes of the spectators. Upon its head, with red extended mouth and solitary eye of fire, sat the hideous beast whose craft had seduced me into murder, and whose informing voice had consigned me to the hangman.”
an angry kitteh, in a basement, on top of a corpses head O_O
ooh, tahts skaree!
Wuz teh kitteh
N teh purrlur
wif teh candlolstik
Oar n teh lybrayree
wif teh roap.
Oar n teh halwai
wif teh nyf
O n teh kichen
wif teh pyzun
Oar n teh bedruum
wif teh gun
*Drags Patrick down to the station for questioning*
Sew pj, whitch iz yu? Gud cop oar bad cop?
Umm, I don’t know…butt(!) I do seem to be the only one that doesn’t think there’s something in the rug. I am the stoopy cop.
Ai pleed teh fif ov Deesimbrrr
n a fif of Jack.
*calls csi miaumi*
I wove dis pitr awot!
My grandfather was smuggled out of Iran wrapped in a carpet once.
True story.