U haz two handz… we haz two belleez. U do deh maths.
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Congrats carosue! U haz a tye wiv PB!
fanks! konsiderin hao kold mai fingeres iz, is mirakle on mai part!
Wunce ai had a job wear it woz so cold we woz tie-pin (on tipe-riters, dat’s hao long ago) wiv our mittenz on
Sew yu SHIFTed ??
Adn bakspayced outta teh offiss wivakwikness!!
Nebber tu RETURN !!
Nao there’s a lot of space left in there…
…foar an ALTernative purrson.
.. oar KEY purrsonel
*
* No ALT awn a tipewritur
* Ime juss ribbon yew … *
congarats *TABulates all teh punz typical for teh cheezpeeps*
tsktsktsk sez da hed Merengue Skwirlol; quit tab ululating adn danz for carosue.
*cues teh music:
[does dat ring a bell?]
*Typewriter song*
Merengue
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*rest of message gets snowed under avalanche of white out*
Ai haz sum fingerless glubs dat Ai ware sumtiemz – dis iz a berry cawl howse an heetin iz eggs pensib!
Tahtz a gud ideer ! * Tahts no yolk !! *
Tehy bi liek bicyclol glubz butt(!) warmur !! Ai bort full fingerd biek glubz adn fownd tehm wer tuu hawt nd swetty !!
Belly nice !!
Gud wurk Carosue !!
teh ansa iz eezi
Get rubbin!
adn yu du teh rubs!
I will puts on my kitten mittens!
o hai Daisy! yu haz kitten mittens? Mittens JUST fer pettin the kittehs? OOOOO!
Gess wut? My mommeh has a big, fuzzy mitt frum teh pet store. is supposed to be for cats dat play ruff! she alwayz ruinz my gud timez.
*sets up stand*
Heer yee! Heer yee!
Get your snorgle snorklol heer! The best onda market – will not let anny stray floof encumber ur snorgling eggsperyence!!
Eggstra long snorklol – for long and floofeh snorglols!!!
only elebenty kroners!!
Hao much iz dat in Merikan munnies? ai kan haz?
Ai gibs u elebenty-tew and dese snowman sugar cookies- deel?
*taykes out kalkumahlaytor*
*taptatptippetitaptap*
*enter*
yesh – that shud be enuff!
*hands luvscasva a snorglolsnoklol*
and heer – u can has dis flag for when u needs tu bee pulled out agin!!!
*noms cookie*
dives in with both hands to rub bellies…
Foar teh toorist, tehy hab teh speshul pries ob wun hundert adn elebenty dollarz !!
yupz – adn yu kan bie tehm frum teh mann inz teh raynkoat awn teh kornur …
Floofee bellehs spotted!
Floofee spotted bellehs!!
belly nies spottz !!
Spotz nies bellehs!
nies spawtud flooffeh bellehs!!
petten teh kittehs spozed tu bih gud foar teh blud preshur – so tihs mayk yu twyse azz helfee!
Ohai Italiana !! Ai sea yu r stil blu !!
Tayk 2 kittehs, pet theyr floofeh bellehs, and kawl me in teh mornink.
Kittehs, PRN. Just whut teh doktor orderd.
good luck rubbing a cats belly
3 uv owr kittehs LUBZ teh belleh-rubs.
My kitteh LOVES teh belly-rubs! He flops on him’s back when he sees me coming just so’s I gots to rub him’s belly to pass XD
*gigglol* Wun uv owrs duz teh saem fing. Wen he duz it, we cawls him “Flopsy.” If he duz it in frunt uv a door, u kin push teh door & push teh kitteh wiffit. He den getz cawled “Flopsy Mopsy.”
Mai kitteh uzed tu du dat…but it was teh trap. When u tried tu rub hurz belleh teh pointee endz adn teh bunnee kickz adn vampyre fangz caem aowt.
U had tu sneek up awn hur tu rubz hur belleh. start wif unnur teh chinn adn wurk daown so u wuz rubbing afore she noed what u wuz up tu.
Yups, ai mannij’d tu keap teh blooniz – itz kowld heer tihs moarnyng, soe mai fyngurrrz izz bloo tu!
Iz stil pawssibul tu looz teh bluness if yu cleer owt the cache.
Ai hab a teckst fiel wiv my deetales in it (coz ai gawt a bad memmree) !!
ai has tu kleen owt teh kash ebbree ebbening wen ai leaf teh off iss kaws otter wys teh pyoodur getz slowifyed tu meowtch, butt (!!) ai jsut puttz teh bloonis bak in teh moarnengs. Naow taht ai has fownd teh bloonis ai iz spoylt – ai has tu has mai bloonis!
Is kold here too! We had 12 degrees F (minus 11 C) in central PA this mornink. Is K-O-L-D.
o.O
*shivers*
they say is gonna koald up heer tu this week-end… it has been very very mild for the nordic seasun…
Yep, iz gonna get koald heer too neggst weekweekweek! Wiv teh koald norf wind kummin down from teh arktik!!
We iz habin -5F at dis minit! Better than yesterdays -10, ubt I du nawt like teh minuses. Dey are pleh.
Ai haz seed sum pikchoorz uv teh sno in `Merica. Plz nawt 2 send it heer. Do nawt want thxberrymuchbai!
Ai iz in Flolrida, adn itz wuz 35F (doan kno whut taht iz in Sent-a-grayd) tihs moarneng – tahts K-O-A-L-D for tihs tym uv yeer – usallee iz lyk tihs inz Febyooery. Ub koars, itz wyl B 80F bai teh middlolo uv neggst weekweekweek.
Dat’s `bowt 2C – Ai agree, dat’s 2 cawld! an 80F iz 2 hawt!
We gots anoder 20inches of snow. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*5 eags puts on his speedo and graps towel just cause he is losing it.*
Well…looks like you’re handling the situation REEELY well…yeah……REEELY…..
aaaaaaaaaagh
Ai cannawt complain abowt teh cold heer in Meeshigun…at leest we duz nawt have many feets uv snow!
Eeck!
*runs akross ruum at full speed, tacklols Eeck & rollz a kupplol tiems*
*comes to rest standin on Eeck’s belleh (liek Tigger pouncin on Pooh Bear)*
Ai meened to do dat. 
Hao haz u bin, Eeck? Ai hazzint seed u in menny menny wiles!
Yeah! What NS said!
*pounces on NS; pounces on Eeck; pounces on LCB; hands 5eagles a blankee*
Fanks. gremlin.
wee haz anuudur dai ob beloe freezin temps two….iz 15 deagreas rite nao……..sposed tu gett upp to 33 fro da hie!!!
mai pore kittehs iz gitten kabin feevur……dey onlee gits tu goe owt fro gist an phew minuets befro deys fedd…….
fibe board butt waurm kittehs … ai haz dem
uh ohes. is a doubllol twap! soon human will haz two hands but no fingers…
Ahnd no fayce, iffin hyoomin wuz finkin uv a snorgle!
Is duble splort time too
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Who wants a belly rub?
Um… Ai’d raver nawt, thx!
dat sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.Ａ……..belli lub？. .. . . …. …. ….~? …… .. ♪ ………………………………..
Wal . . . deese nawt rilly big boi snorglebellies, but dey wil du fur nao!
Gimme da snorkle, Ai’m goin in!
Trusting kittehs iz trusting!
Ai offen fank mah Timmy fur trustin meh enuf to expose himz belleh & froat to meh on a regyoolar basis. Timmy LUVZ teh belleh rubs & him haz such a sweet belleh! Plus iz short-hayred kitteh, so ai kin snorgle him & breev at teh saem tiem.
Sarah lets me rub hur belleh awl teh tiem.
Dini, nawt sew mutch.
Teh onlee tiem ai kin pet mah Skimble’s belleh iz wen he iz standing up. Sumtiemz ai kin get away wiffit wen heez lying down, but onlee if ai pets hiz hed wif wun hand to distraktify him. Uvverwize, he immediately goez into teh bunneh kik uv doom.
Liddill Kittehz lubz
dayr Belleh Rubbinz. Habz lawtz
ubz wayz 2 getz dem!
Liddill Kittehz willz
oanlee ekkspoaz Bellehz 2
Hewminz datz day trusst!!
Belleh Rubbinz amz
T3h Besstest! Eeben bettah
dan wawrm Windo Sillz!!!
Jack.
U haz 2 bellehs, yesh, and I haz 2 hands, yesh, butt (!) u also haz 8 pawz with elebenty-lots of clawz. Dis storee nawt ends well, Aifinkso.
I have to saw thoze kittehz aur cuteh den shiznit