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Whut about hoagie kitteh?
Con-CAT-enayshunz LCB!! U iz at da tawp uvva 7-wai makrumay!! Wanna sillybrayt wif sum sub sammichiz n sum shooturz?
Ok. I has to go to teh groshery store now but save me some, plz? kthxholdtehmayo
Oooh, if yu is goin to teh stor, can yu get me
Alberkerkee
Bannananannanananas
Choklit caek
D…..
Deisd karrutz
Eggz
Fiyn wiyn
GoreganzoLOLeh
H…
Ham
Is kreem (dubblol chokklit)
Jam (strawdberree)
Kayk (dubblol chokklit)
L…
Lemmingaid
Marshmelloz
Nuts
Peppymince
Q…
Quincess….
Radishes….
Squashes….
Tomatoes…
U…
Umpah Lumpahs
Verminchelli
Worter bufellow
X….
X-tra larj fyreman calender
Yello belbet caek
Zacklee elebenty chonklitt bars.
Kthxadnmaekitsnapee
XX-kromosoams (rawr!) an
Yamyamyamyams an
Zzz…
*sobs*
aww, dont crai, iz okay to haz repeets on teh letters an yors wuz very gud!
Ohai, Amber, dont be sillee. LCB duz nawt go tu grossree stoar fur fudz, just tu se fyrmenz.
Shure! Wun sub sammich wif noe mayo, n 2 chays it wif, haow bowt uh Torpeedoe (rum, vodka, and cognac mixed w/ white creme de menthe, and served with a cherry, cucumber slice, and “laimun tweest”)
I feel drunk just reeding about this!
hoagie kittehz een teh sub
OAr Teh fibve doller feet long kitteh?
jus stae aowt awf teh grinda (datz wot wii kawld dem ware ai greu awp!
Butt (!) izzit otay 2 ryd awn uh Philly?
Awf korse! Eh cheezstake!
Deddlee cyoot!
Fyr 1!!1!
reddee aym…
ooh shinee!
Fyr 1!!1!
Du Ai heer an ekko?
…ekko…
ekko ekko
Stoopee WerdPoopz n itz dubblol poastin…
aiz een teh tiym tunnul!
Aargh! Instant mygrayne!
mayde mien ize go flippity flop
Wot? noe won ellz remembahz dat showe? ai wuz een lub wif teh Jaymz Darrun….
i remember! that was a great show! i’d totally forgotten the theme music, so thanks for the reminder!
fYRE juaN!
Por Juan! Wot did he eber du tu yu?!
Him sended teh fyremanz dat rhsb ordurred tu Noo Zeeland. Hur wantud dem in Kain tuck key.
ai bet kimkiwi hazza happi tho!
At leest tehy didunt fyre at Will tihs tyme. Hez awlways teh wun gitting fyered at.
Squeeeeee!!!!
Tytin oop dat chrg der, littul laydee. Doan wan no akseedents.
Ohhhhhh Pinky pinky noze!
Ohhhhhh, looook at dat dot over himz eye!
*thinks ov shovloling snow*
3… 2… 1….
POWNCE!!!
ddi wurdpress hangg awp fur yu guiz, tu?
It’s bean doin dat awl dai fur me.
An wen Ai go 2 mai profiel, it sez …… haz maed a nyoo lol but leebs ware teh naem shud be blank.
Ai hadz dat, tu! Aifotso was juss meh.
Ai has a bad feelin bowt dis.
Adn dat littul red dot izznt helpin, eever.
Is yu peepul stoopy or wot?! Hao can yu fink fyrin a kitteh form a torpedo or uver grownd-to-ayr miss yle is funnee?! Yoosn kittehs as weppuns ob mass dist rukshun is band unner teh Jennifer Convent shun an is crool to bofe kitteh
an hooeber tehy lans awn! An, to maek matters wersere, Wierdpress, an mai lapptoppy, is bofe playin Sillee Beggers!
Eeep! Ay tee ar…hay wayt! Iz yu! Yu skeered mi.
Oar wuz yu jus fishyn fur cayk?
*haz ay suspishus*
Is yu peepul stoopy or wot?! Hao can yu fink fyrin a kitteh form a torpedo or uver grownd-to-ayr miss yle is funnee?! Yoosn kittehs as weppuns ob mass dist rukshun is band unner teh Jennifer Convent shun an is crool to bofe kitteh
Teh ekko strykes agane!
…agane…
agane
Kitteh haz a reddeye foar teh fyrez. Kitteh nawt so reddeye foar teh cowld waddur aifinkso.
Kitteh inna Jeffries tuube aifinkso, rerowting teh power from impulse enjins to teh sheeldz. Oar summat lyke taht. Lookowt foar teh tribblols!
Kitteh naow inna Injunearin Rume ifinksew:
Lukkun fur teh dilickeum kristulz!
Is nawt Jeffrie’s; is myn!
Gigglol… snerk… Got y’all covered on this one.
dat wuz grayt!
Totally full ob win adn awsum, dude! Thanx so much fur poasting it!
No problem, y’all. I’m a lifelong Star Trek fan, so this came to me naturally as something to post relative to the content of the comments posted.
May you live log and prosperous collegekiteh.
douh long for log.
I wonder how long it takes to pass through that pipe???
Captain, we canna take anneh moar cyoot tahn that? If we take another torpedo kitteh, we’ll all surely splort
Red Alert. Shields up, lock phasers.
fyre torpedo! and now everybody splorts
The cat with no body= ROFL
Lol, Dr. Who kitteh.
Aye, aye, Torpedo kitteh……..Redy fer akshun
Wait wat? lolz