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Installing new lighting: 2 hours Watching it be uninstalled: 2 minutes
kittehz r awlwayz sew halpful.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: idog-pup via Advanced Lol Builder
Kitteh iz a kwikk werker!
conga rats, anni, ledun teh brayd parayd!
Heez juss wot wi nide !!
Ohai adn conga ratz Anni awn leeding wunc agin !!
So’s yu anni!!
Congratz! Hab a chokklit!
Iz mai larst dai ov wurk, so ai’m handing rownd teh swiss chokklits to awl!
Coo thx! Chokklits aer mai fabrit fud!
Aer u retyrin? Ai rekkumend it az a wai uv lief!
Noes, ai stopped full-taim wurk elebenty yeers ago to bringing up teh chilrenz. Nao ai haz moar free tiem ai juss wurks on shawt kontrax – free/foar tiems a yeer.
S’naice to be abul to chewz.
Hmm, hab anuvver chokklit, plentee heer…..
Nomnomnom!
Tahtz wot teh man wivvowt dentures sed wen hi fownd tehm ..
Did tehy offer him apéritif??
Talkin of wich – heerz sum sordid finga fuds adn sum bottlols of whine fur teh pre-lonschon apéritif
Sumfing si-molar !!
Othx! ai has teh germun ckoklit dis weke, butt(!) swiss iz nommee, tu!
Ohai Catena !! Did yu hab a nies tiem adn a gud retern ??
ai had eh neis tyem, butt(!) nawt soe musch ufn retern. teh bak, teh sholda, dey nawt hapi rite nauw!
Yu nede a bak rub
ai du! ai ken giffs eggselunt wons, butt(!) kent giff won tu maiseff! adn hubicat jus dussnt du dem wel.
Wot abowt tihs ?? * Luks liek yu, aifink *
or tihs??
ROFL elebenty !!
WIN!
also found this there not massage but reely reely kyoot, too ben wornded!
OOPS!!
was my nat second tym toput up video… sowree for teh
No prollem, Krelm !!
Ai lieks teh bideo !!
Teh goggie is nawt bovvered!!
sparkie wil fli
Heel bi sorri ladder awn !!
butt(!) himz spirutz wil klime
Shud hab rung teh pet amblience !!
dey provyed teh support!
Kitteh can stretch, butt(!) amblience stretch-her betta !!
yu ar gettun karreed ehwae wif dese punz!
Sorri !! ( Ai blaim miniminsmum foar itt !! )
Yu juss gawt tu bi payshent !!
adn has teh payment!
Kwestchen: Duz a kitteh hab tu pay nien tiemz foar himz lief inshorents ??
( Wot wud bi teh jurman answerr ?? )
Dunno? Ai is Jermun but ai dunno teh answur. U tell me?
*finks hard*
*finks eben hardur*
*finks until head starts to smoke*
Aifink kitteh pays wunce. When kitteh loses wun life, kitteh has to pay again for neggst life. Yesh. dat maykes scents.
Ohai Upfi !! Ai lieks yor nyu abatar !!
* Whispaz: Jermun wurd foar “No” taht rimez wiv “Nine” .. *
.. sew teh answur cud meen “No” oar it cud meen “Yes” ..
*
* … isle hab tu fink ob sumfin betta nex tiem ..
Butt … butt …. nine is neun (noyn) in Jurman and no is nein (nine)! It does not rhyme that mush … *fussing ovur trivialitees, ai does it rite*
* stil wisperring: Jurman wurd foar “No” taht rimez wiv ingerlish wurd “Nine” …. So yu hear onli wun wurd adn hab tu wurk owt wot was sed …. *
* pawly explayned, sorri bowt taht .. *
R yu nursing a gruj PB?
Ai nebber begrudge a nerse !! (tehy get teh eeven)
oar nudj eh gurse!
ai ficks eet fur yu!
…220, 221, whatever it takes…
nauw kurse teh doknus.
Blinkin hek !!
Kittelectrishun!
handekitteh iz nawt soe hande, akshullee…
.. awl fingurz adn … fumbs…. !! O !!
dis bii jus lyk mai Joe. kenNAWT has teh laddaz awp. hii bii awp awp awp dem wifakwiknus. adn den kent get downe.
Ai gawt a big shok (ta dar !!) teh uvver dai wen mai strai kitteh ran strait up a tree trunk. Maibi tehre woz a burd, ai dunno. Woz ten feat hi adn ai fort shi bi slo to kum daon, butt(!) wen ai tern bi bak shi woz at teh steps foar sum mor nomz !! (See nyu pickies awn mi profiel)
Dose r teh kyoot kittehs yu got dere! Minimin runned up a beeg tree wen himz woz tinee, adn tehn went owt on a berri fin branch adn felled off
Ai had a beeg skared, butt he just popped on hiz drawers (um, ai meen dropped on himz paws) adn woz rite as rayne.
If hi cud tork, hi wud sai, “Ai ment tu du taht” !!
* Kitteez kno hao tu fawl; itz in tehir jeans !! *
Dat’s it, dat’s juss wot he DID sai!!!!!
Our hart-kitteh monty did the opposite…
He got stuck inna reelee high firtree we have inda gardin – and he jest couldn’t get down!!! When we finally got him down – my tall (1.95 m) HB had to stand on top of a tall ladder and then stretch out), Monty pretended that being up there was all part of the master plan!!!
Yu shud hab cawld teh fyremenz (adn sent HB off yotting oar sumfin ..)
Oar u can has HB AND teh firemens?
*takes self to NB*
ooh – it diddunt even cross my mynd back then!!
deese days on the otter hand…
O teh saem fing happend to mai hubkat wen elebenty mumblol mumblol yeers ago Herbert (von karajan – cos himz woz a myoosikal kitteh) got stuk in teh tawl tree. Wen hubkat pikked him off teh branch he yoosed teh pointee endz to kling to hubkat’s hed awl teh wai down teh ladder!!!
Yowchee.
So nao hi wairz a hat
Indeed, teh berri saem!!
*lolspeek off* Help plz- haz anyone ever had their pet snake get out in the house? My son’s corn snake got out Monday- looking for ideas on how to capture him- we have looked and looked but no luck so far. Don’t want to wake up with him in bed with me trying to get warm (he’s about 3 feet long) or have one of the cats find him first. He ate recently- may not be hungry until Sat or Sun. I looked on line and set up a tank with a heat lamp and thawed mouse as enticement but no luckso far. Any ideas in Cheezland?
I have no ideas as I’ve never had a snake in the house, but I send you BEAMS for swift recubbery of teh renegade on the run… eh … slither.
check heating ducts, under stove, water heater, radiators and so on anyplace dark and warm and small… no matter how impossible it looks!!
good luck!
luvcats, i had an iguana escape in the middle of winter in michigan, found him about two weeks later when i moved some newspapers
frozen solid
!!! i put him under his french fry lamp and in about an hour he was ok! lived to ripe old age.
reptiles can do this. *many not all*
Oh my! Frozen iguana! Hope to find Fluffy (snake’s name) before he freezes or starves.
We have a 3 story house and so far have concentrated on the upper story which is where he started from- dryer is up there- that would be a good place to look I bet (dryer snayk?) i’m afraid if he went down he would have fallen- it’s partly open to lower floor- so hope he’s still upstairs.
in a big house he could be anywhere, especially in places you’d never think to look! a one story fall probably woudn’t hurt him, snakes are pretty bouncy…
Lights on but nobodys home.
Ohai !!

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O !
♫Daylight come and de wanna go home….Ohai o ohai o♫
or rather daylite faydes an I wanna go home…
lotsa kittehs try tu branch out in otter trayds usind deer talints…
kitteh entreprunoar
Taht wun reeli maid mi LOL !! * Sum peepz reeli yuuz tehir talonz *
Kan yu hab tihs dun wile yu wayte?
Akshully, hi tairz strips off teh competishun !!
an punkturs all theyr hopes of succeeding…
Tehy bi chekking awl claws in tehir contrakt !!
nenne, nenne, nenne,
didja see teh ‘spiral lights’ inna sky wenzday nite??!!!
h t t p://news.cnet.com/2300-11386_3-10002010.html?tag=rsspr.6250310&part=rss&subj=news
*mind teh gaps*
onleh inda noospaypurs! aim not that far norf!!!
aww… neat pix, speshally pik no. five, spiral gone… jussa hole!
“Russian missile test gone wrong” -FTW!
Mebbe missile toes b betterer? Make kissis nawt arms…
we had missile test “go wrong” few years ago off teh coast of cally forn eye aye, no spirals but lottsa purtty colors!!! officially ‘nuthin happined’
but it was in all teh papers.
I would like to place an order for that fireplace and mantel. Thank you.
YES!!!!!!!! i thought the same thing!
Yay! kitteh haz Hepper Podz behind da lattur!! Hepper luvs de cheezbugerz site!
wow…. the kitty is really….brave!
Watching that nice Apple Macbook get destroyed: 2 Seconds
MACBOOK!
“It unscrews the other way” — Minerva McGonagall