
OCD kitteh untangle ur string
ill taek care of dat loose thred.
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OCD kitteh untangle ur string
ill taek care of dat loose thred.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Indomitus via Our LOL Builder
Can’t leeb it awl nottid!
conga ratz dere anni!
an grumblol grumblol tu stoopy WP!
Thx willy boy!
YEA!!! Da Meezols wuz tikkolled out un our Willy Boy —- Herez dat eye cream you axed furr onna da last LOL — Wut yoo need eye cream four? Didjer eyes get wrinkolly frum awl da laffin??
“Tikkol on bwave peeps — tikkol on!!”
ROTFLOL!!!
Ai kaym in a littlol layt – did u get tu elebenty oar oanly ten?
*tiklols willy boy juss in cayse – ryt unner teh toezez*
Der wuz onlee ten, butt wee started uzin bof our hans and feets — so it wuz like 20 —
I gotted a toe cwamp though — wuz da ooochhiie!!
ohyeshcongaratshoelaces, o anni uv teh flyen fingrrrz!
Howzabowt sum nais hawt kawfee uv awl sordid flayvurz – dekaafinaytud adn mayd wif shoogar subbsystoot foar tohse hoo purr fur, adn reglolularge foar tohse hoo nids teh kaffeyn adn shoogar joalt …. adn a Krissymuss treez mayded uv profiteroles – awlso shoogar freez if’n yoo purr fur … noms adn drinkees foar awl!
Oh fankee fur teh kawfee – ai speshully lykes teh orinj kawfee – adn teh byootimus Krissmuss profeet-earole treez – berri nommy aifinkso!
*tayks foto ov preetee treeez befoar nomming*
Howd da Kawfee gets ta bee orinjee?? GASP – iz nawt poisun kawfee iz eet?
ai wud nebbernebber maik poysin ENNEFYNG foar teh cheeziepeepses! itz a majjiklol essuns uv Flolridduh orinjblawsums taht izz wafteded fruu teh kawfee wich maikz itz tu taystadn smewl dee vyn!
Oooo, sounds nommy! Fankees much Italiana! I’z not normally a kawfee person (gets my kaffene carbonated-Mt Dew) but oranj kawfee sounds wondermuss!
butt ai nids FUMBS!
teefs wurk pritty gud
butt(!!) wif fumbs ai kud untanglol teh strengz ADN rool teh WHIRLED!!
string!!! teh best prezent eber!!
Is mai fabrit toi. Furget teh maus, ai juss wants teh lawng tayl!
Juss … wun … moar … DER! gottit!
Must …. untie …. string!
**tosses tangloled cablols for nightshayde to untie**
*tossis tanglold krismiss lites et NS*
*takes both tangloled long tingies adn pulls at tehm wit a nufownd has a mad*
The concentration…the coordination….I think he’s got it
splort alert! dis is not a drill! please have yer CHRGs and HGGs awn!
Yeff – is a byootimus littul kaliko. Juss lyk me. *preens*
yur rite……….
iz an babeh kalicoe..
wif pinkee noes…
an pinkee tows…
an bellah floof eggsposed….
*taip.. taip… wif lawts ob duk taip*
*adz fifteez baffin kap*
*finks ob goin owtcied inn da freezin cowld*
Is a shiny fing wif a nawt. Has to hab da shiny fing. Gotsa get da nawt. Can’t lebe untillla nawt is gon an Ai has da shiny fing. Will nebber lebe until–
Oooh, gushi fuds!
kthxbai
Tankz kitteh. I culdn’t conzentrait on kurin canser wif dat stringee beein all tangeld!! Dat iz y ai lub yu kitteh!
<3
Lol! Ai wuz doing tihs last nite wif sum bery tangloled grene yarn. Jinks wuz trying to “halp” mii, so ai finelee gab hur hur own bawl ob yarn to plai wif. Under teh deks, arownd teh chare leg, arownd mai leg, bak under teh deks, etc etc!
mai dotterinlawz gibbded mih wun uv tohse knitten fingies wair yu nitnitnit in serklols adn yu enndz upz wif a hatt … ai izz gawna hasta gib mai Audrey kitteh a yawrnbol uv herz beriberi oan alsotu … oar ai wilz nebber bih fyneshen nawt wun hatz … ai’l goe nitnitnit adn shih’l goe ripriprip …
gakk! akk! urk…
it just costed me $52 to mayl $20 wurf ob barbeekyoo sawse to my bruvver in australia!!
it’s owr lokal (toosawn arid zona) speshulty brand which he lieks, an he finds australian fud to be fairly bland so i liek to send it to him, it’s only wunse a yeer for crissmiss. but still, $52!!!!!!! srsly, i’ve got to get him to moov bakk to teh US before nekst crissmiss.
Poatij iz berry eggs pensib heer 2. Cawstid me £9 ($15) 2 send 10 cards frum TTI 2 USA
teh poastij montser taht libs unner teh maylboks eeted it!
tahts okay anni, ifinkso anywyn floo int in lolspeek wuld understand wut yoo writed.
i’z wurried my hubby iz going to hab a connipshuns wen him seez wut i payd. but reelly,wut culd i do? i only send stuff at crissmiss, an i already had it all wrapped up (yoo puts eech bottlol ob sawse in its own ziplokk baggie, wunse owr parints sended him sum bottlols ob salsa not in seperat baggies an wun ob teh bottlols borkd an by teh time teh pakkaje gotted to him a munf or so later, well, lets just say it wuz DO NOT WANT!!!) an boksded up an reddy to go, an no plan B for bruvver an himz wife’s crissmiss prezzint. oh well, i gess iz a gud fing crissmiss iz only wunse a yeer
oh, an bublol wrap. lots an lots ob bublol wrap.
yesh, anyway, anni, at thoze pryses all yoo kan do iz tell yorself taht to teh peeple hoo gets teh fings yoo sended its pryseless, taht makes it a liddle bit wurf wut yoo spended, i guess.
Whewie! Foar taht kinda munnies, maybi yu could buy ‘im teh ressip.. recisp.. formula, aifinkso? Maybe cheeper to mail a bawks of elebenty dried erbs adn spycees, adn let bruvver mixem in teh lokal tomayto juicez or wotever… Bruvver maybi kan bii teh Australian licensee adn get rich makin teh branch factoree!! Xciting!!1! (No, no, doan fank me, onlee tuu happee tu halp, sendcommissiontuthisaddressfankyverymushbai…)
hmm, my hubby iz teh bizness lolyer for teh peeples hoo makes it…
Oyesh, we can seez it awl nao!! We can has Toosawn Intercontinental Barbykyoo Sawse Companee Limited Ink!!! Nao yur shrimps on teh barbie kan taste lyke tehy came from Arid Zona!! NOM NOM NOM!!!1! (*gasps, collapses from all teh xcitementz*)
him haz also thotted abowt starting a root beer making franchise there. cant gets root beer ther, an its himz favrit sodypop.
him lieks to cuk on teh barbykyoo, but teh sawses an seezonings ther iz bland to him, he growd up in arid zona eeting meksikan fuds.
teh story iz, him marryed a lady hoo wuz bornded in australia but mooved to US as a child, her wanted to moov bakk so him sed okay deer, we will moov to australia becawz tahts wut yoo want. after tehy wuz ther she sez, pleh i not lieks yoo anymore, kthxdontletthedoorhityouonthewayout. but him had to stay in australia to be wif himz son. tehn him marryd anovver australian woman (dis wun iz much niser so far). tehn himz ex, She Who Must Not Be Named, gotted a wurk in hawaii an mooved tehr wif teh son. so now my bruvver is stukk in australia wif no son an no gud barbeekyoo sawse or rootbeer. sumtimes ifinkso i will send teh bill for postage to australia to himz ex.
iz all herz fawlt. hmmpf.
Drama! Who sez we nawt can hazzit? Hazzit, we does!!!1! (Has to be teh troo storiez taht lunarmommy haz told us; we couldnawt maik up stuffs lyke we learnz here on teh ICHC, ohgoodnessnoes. Lyfe iz fulla mystereez. Wehn lyfe hands yu lemmonz, teh tuff getz going. Orwatever.) Annywai, all the more reazonz for teh bruvver to get rich sellin Arid Zona hot barbieswash to teh locals. Revenj iz schweet. Adn sour. Adn wiffa littlol garlic adn ground mustardseedz adn some Hatch green chilies, adn an egg on top adn spam, spam, spam,….
oo dots…
Mai Gracie goez bananzaz fur teh string.”Ebil string! arghhh! Killl it! o noes, itza snaek! Ai saves youze! Rowrr!”
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mistie1988 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudju burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed caek wif orinj icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, wind-up raysing toy callypidders, kandee, an colur-it-yorself alien stikkers wif bokses ob crayns in shiny alien colurs! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai burfday fairy! Fanks for bringin teh goodiez!!1! (Speshuly teh fudjy caek… nom nom nom…) Adn happee burfdai to Mistie1988 aifinkso!!
Wuner iffn Upfi wull cum an raes teh wind-up callypidders! Dat wud be innerestin!
Liddill Callee~co
Kitteh needz feengz 2 duz 2
keepz hurz pawz bizzee!
Flooffee pawz wurkz well
wiff beeg feengz. Nawt so mutch wiff
Teenee Tynee feengz!!
Liddill Callee~co
willz wurkz awn Teenee Tynee nawtz
until hurz getz tyred!!!
Jack.
Bizzee bizzee pawz
Littul poyntee~endz du gud
awn teh nastee nawtz
Thanx Jack!
I iz old outa tuch hooman. wut is “OCD”?
*whispers*(Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Some patients feel a compulsion to straighten out things that are crooked or asymmetric etc.)
**Red comez in, YOINKS floofy caliko an den runzwifakwikness unner teh bed**
Juss cant get enuf ob us kalikoes, can u?
*joyns red adn hur kaliko adn teh poor yoinked kaliko unner teh bed*
Der, nao u has free. *purrrrr-hedbonk*
Fanks, AP.
I saw ur noo pikshur. U an ur dad luuk grate!
I has had teh day frum BC, so I finkso I mite stay unner teh bed foar a whiel.
Fankies *preens*. Can u beleef it got moderayted, eben tho it was juss a linkee to a WP akkount? Ai wuz wunderin if you eber saw it, sins it tukk so lawng to sho up.
Soree u hadz a bad day *curlz up wiff teh uvver kittehs*
At leest is nys adn komfee unner heer *purrr*
Yah, teh bestist part of my day wuz comin hoam to my two floofies.
Dey lubs me no mattur wat.
Can I join yu unner teh bed? Ai almost lostified my calico todai, and my hand hurt frum where hur bited meh. Room for more?
Dis wun luks liek mai Jewel when she was a litlol kitteh. Dat was befoar ai met her, though.
Ai am glad she is hoam safe. She haz been restin’ in her kitteh bed since we got her bak, but she’s snorgloled me twice already when I wuz playin’ AC2.
WOW thats a dumb comment
That is offensive.
Pikachu lol’d at this.