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I haz a furstie!
dubble ent….annit…. dubblol meening, u has it!!
LOL! You know what!?? I HONESTLY didnt ebben think abowt the “nawt sekkund” meening until yew just poynted it owt. I haza sloooowww…
Alwaes taek credit for the punz even if dey be axci… acseden… not on purrpose! Congarats on the nawt sekkund for you!
Whi wud yur pun bi onna porpoise?
CJ nawt haz teh miraclol awn teh makurell yet?
Toochay to you both!
You milked it LOL.
Haha! Fanks CJ! Eye’ll definitely keep ddat in mynd!
And LOL@5E!!!
Check this out, 5 Eagles. This is an older one, but still good.
Which high school band did not play this LOL. Meegwetch CollegeKitteh.
What?!?! Is there somewhere I can go to learn lolz speak? I can’t read any of these comments!
Got milk?
Congratyewlashuns on yer nawt sekkund!
Congratz to you bofe on yer fursties!
Spanks, PJ. How beez ur dai?
Munch beddor dan plehstrday. Let’s have some hawt choklitz.
*Warms milk on stove* *Adds choklit and shuger* *Tops wiff wippie cream and cinomin*
Plz halp yerselbs every 1, ders plenty!
Ooh fanks a majillion! Dis is zakly wut I wanted!
iz still sum left? sunny iz always late, but can warm it up myself. o, yum! fankees, pj!
Ohai, sunny, howz yu an teh Tro0l bin duein? Ai gotz sum hothothot frum teh oben cormbred mufings tu goez wif teh hawt choklitz. Tehy bii shayped liek bufferlies adn dynasowerz. (Mah dotter gotz mii sum fancey shaype panz – Ai postud a piktur on mah profylez) Ai bin bakin upz a storm so dere’s plentymuch fur awl.
Mmmmm, goez gud wif hawt choklitz, Aifinkso!
Ohai, momchan and sunny! We habs som peetsa downstares toooo. Anfing you like fer toppins! Wat toppin beginz wiff x?
Xggs-straw ob courze
Xggs-straw cheez
Xggs-straw sawse
Xggs-straw bakun
Lotz adn lotz ub bakun!
ohai momchan. we iz doing, iz awl ai haz teh energy to say rite now. teh docs are confuzzled, teh troll iz unusual case, nawt much progress, blah blah blah. iz berrrry tyred an needs tew sleep now, will try to post update on cryer. fankees fur asking, am just tew tyred to answer. schmooz.
fanks that big cheesy!
Milk? Wat milk?
Ai cleenz fur u!
Ok, you can start wiff da windows…after dat, da baffroom…
Pls!! Du teh ovun befoar teh baffroom… Ai want tu baek teh pitsay pi.
Oooh! *earz perk up* Did somewun sai peetsa?
Yas Ai maek teh bestest peetsa pi.
Wii start wif teh
Anchobies whut kitteh nawt liek the fish peetsa
Bakkun frum VLC
Cheez Cheez adn moar cheez
D…
Diffrent sordid veggies
Eggplant
Fontina (oops eggplant izza veggie and fontina izza cheez)
G..
Iz okai pj. wii can list teh speshul veggies adn can nebber haz tuu much cheez in cheezland.
Green peppurz
Ham frum purrginia
Itaeeyan spiec tu maek it awl wurk
J..
Jalopy-noze!
karmelized unyums
local sawsage (home-made!)
minny canadian bakawns
n…
Nuvver nummy cheez
Ollivs
Pineapplol
Q…
my post gawt eeted1
quintupple cheezes
ripest olibbs
sliverred peppers
tomatoes, fresh & ripe!
u…
Niec sizzly sawsij
Onyums
Peppurr oniz
Quite a lawt uf cheez
R.
useful guddiez taht ebbrywon lykes
vegan toppings
wedges of gruyere
x…
Xggz straw fancy grated parmesan
Yeller veggiez ( gotz tu haz color!)
Zucchini slycez
Wahoo! pizza’s ready!
*narrows eyez at pj*
Ai onlee cleenz milk off stuff. U haz sumwun else handlol durt & uvver fings.
Sheesh — ai iz a kitteh. U eggspekt meh to do real werk?
Dunno, U wantz tu eet sum peetsay pi?
If u drops sum cheez, ai will be happitayl to halp wiffit!
*Dropsa hole peece ob peetsa onto a plate fer ns* Cleen yer plate now ok?
Ai wantz teh buddur milks nawt that pleh skim milks plsthx.
Naw, I didn’t drink from the creem pitcher. Wy u aks?
T3h evidentz iz pointen in dat direkxun.
**Red comez in, carryin peese of paypurr**
TAK! TAK! TAK! **on teh Cheezland Nownsmint Board**
Teh paypurr simplee sez, “I kwit. rhsb”
U kwittin teh cheezland!!!
No, I nawt kwiittin Cheezland.
I kwittin eberyfing eles.
Gud, Ai wuud missing U.
U wanna tell us, wii probbly nawt can halp but u mite feel beddur.
* Gibs red teh big marjeheeta inna pitchur,
Wif teh bendy sippy straw
Startz tu missaj teh showldur musclols *
oooh U haz teh tens.
**luuks in wallit**
I nawt hazza tens! I onlee hazza wun.
I finkso I am gonna set up perminint rezidense unner teh bed.
Watch owt for da dusty bunnehs. I heer dey be rampant dis tyme of yeer.
Teh dust bunnehs an I be gud frenz. Dey iz my bodee-gardz.
We helps u too rhsb.
Yesh indeedy! We chasez awai teh pleh IRL sillypersons. Avaunt! Raus! Geddadahere, silly pleh real lifes! Nawt to be aggravatin’ owr Red!!!1! *boot boot boot*
Ai wunts tu kwit teh pleh reel lyfe tu, eggspecially teh pleh wurk!
ai doan lyke teh pleh lyfe eever!
frum ICHC?
No be leaving us, we will misses U muches
Kitteh defunnily has a “moer plsthx” kinna spression.
I find these pics all over the internet! They’re hilarious! Did you see the one with “The voices are telling me to kill you”? Or “Trashcat is not amused”? They’re awesome!
Kehtti bein cumfurting
cause u bein a silly hooman
SPLORT!
be goin ur milk u spild
but spil moar; kehttis hungriy
-QM
I can has breed? Kitteh is spitting (n hopfulee not hissing) image of r stray, who everwun sez luks lik a sertun breed. N e wun fur a gess? Mebbe I shud go spil teh mliks on mine fer comparisunz….
Luuks lyk domestik short-hair.
I spoze I deserveded that fer not sayin *udder dan DSH*.
Thank god that’s milk.
oooooogh!
Oogh indeed.
dude thats my cat!!!!!
i hadda spill i almost cryed over. during teh nite last nite i wuz waked up by a lowd noyze, culdn’t figyur owt wut it wuz, so went bakk to sleep. dis morning i opened teh freezer an discoberd taht last nite i apparently putted a kan ob die yut dr. pepper in teh freezer to kool down qwikk an forgotted abowt it. teh noyze i herd wuz teh BOOM ob teh kan ob frozed sody pop eggsploding all over teh inside ob teh freezer. it taked me all day to figyur owt how to kleen it up. i wanted to borrow davecanhasdrtinycat’s snadblaster (from wen himz soop went BOOM in teh nook-o-wave) but i ended up yoozing my hare dryer insted to melt teh frozded-on sody pop. gud fing it wuz die yut so at leest it wuznt stikky.
OMCC, thass noe funz! {{{lm}}}
Ai had teh power fale wunce wen ai woz on baycayshen…
Yu kno hao bad teh smel wuz, riet ? Wel Ai clened it adn spraid a vanilla firdge cleener arfter taht. Teh rottin, rottin, rottin banilla smel woz in ebreefing foar munfs adn ai woz orlmost sik wiv teh smel wenebber ai wud opin teh firdge doar.
Ai had tu tern awf teh fridge adn defross wiv awl teh fud in a picnik eyesbox. Ai am nebber goanna yooz teh vanilla firdge cleena agen az lawng az ai lib !!
ikky ikky pleh!!
Ai haz dun taht afore tu. Nawt fun at awl!
aifinkso bc wuz saying, throw owt taht diet stuff an injoy!
i axekadentally left da sody pop in mai car last nite. i wuz kleenin sody pop sno outta mai car tuday.
o_O
gotted it all kleend up, taked a wile an mannee paper twols. but at leest it wuznt stinky.
it duznt getting kold enuff heer for teh sodypop to freeze in teh car. if it did, i wuld hab done taht too at leest wunse – buy a 12-pakk an forgit to bring it in.
now wuts stinky an messes up teh car iz wen a kan ob frozd orinj joose rolls owt ob teh groshree bag an under teh seet ob teh car and goze undetekted (sumhow) for a week in teh summer. wen iz hundred-elebenty degrees. blech.
Ooh! Friend of mine had teh food-got-outa-groshree-bag-an- got-forgotten-under-teh-carseet sekwence happen to her alsotu. Onlee in her car, it wazza pakaje ov Oranj Ruffy fisch taht got losted thatway. Ooops. After a weekweekweek, fishy made himself noticeable, oyesh. Verree niffy.
I can saay frum experience dat da lost chicken is no picniz eevther. *nods* pleh.
dubble pleh!! an tripplol pleh too!!!
Tinker to Evers to Chance? Yerrowt!
Oho! Haz we a Cubs fan heer?
Iz frum Chicargo, butt (!!!!!!) I am NO CUBS fan.
Hmm! OOOooohh-kay. Us southwesterners don’t has much idea, aifink, ov teh strong feelins that Chicagoland peeplz has abowt teh playerz ov teh National Pastime, — Lotsa historee up there, yep, yep.
I changed religionz after 1969. Itz allabowda White Sox naw.
Well, ai gots to go get some sleeps… g’nite awl! Yu can has a happy Fridai!!
so did her haz to selling teh car after taht? (altho, hoo wuld buy it? best fing to just go push it in a lake sumwher.)
Aifinkso she tookit someplace where they replaced awl teh uplolsteree adn soft plastic stuffs taht could hold teh smellz… but it wazza long times ago, so Ai may nawt remember teh detailingz…
it werx wit teh die yutt sodee pop in the so. cal. heat too! 12 pak, 112f outsyd=elebentyzillyun in truk BOOM!!! but not stikky!
tahts why teh die yut iz gud, iz not stikky wen it asplodes all ober evreefing.
wunse i wuz opening a 2-liter botlol ob die yut pepsi taht wuz too warm (we gots teh so az heet heer) an it went FOOM an surprized me so i dropped it on teh flore an teh botlol spinned arownd an arownd spraying teh hole kitchen wif die yut pepsi!!!
but at leest wuz not stikky.
ai dun fink dats milks on hes fayse. lol
eeew! kitteh pr0n!
Does this count as a facial!?
Technically it did land on the pussy… x)
I’m confused!
Yes!! Spill more….pLEASE!!