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uh oh… splort alert
Congrats, carosue!
fank yu, an I mus sai dis wun is the nawt second ai akomplished while snorgling a kitteh! Sandy demands tu be held in the kold weafer!
congratz carosue, ai’m wiv yu tehre on teh splort warning – x elebenty aifinkso!
not to cry over spilled cat – snorglol it instead!!!
Gud wun Nennpus!
Fankies!!!
Sleepin nawt so gud akchoolee
bcaus u did nawt do awl teh reqwired petting awn time!
tu meowtch kyootnis tu fitz in wun inboks, aifinkso
And the floooooof! Luk at the flooooooof!!!!
and the pinki noes!!!!
*runs hoem to get reddy for baking and otter nom-making nite*
bay bay!
oahi, liddlol catturpigglol! Ai hazz bin lukking atz teh floof … oh, teh flooooofynis uv teh floof! … adn teh liddlol pinkeepinkee eerz wif teh dorrablol widdlol fuzzee flaymz … adn teh teensee tynsee uppsydounsee pinkeepinkee noes … adn …adn … SPLORT …
Sowwee Italiana Ai had a bizzee.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Italiana’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh noes! Italiana splorted! I has never dun dis, but I gonna try!
*carefully sweeps together bwains and washes dem in saline slushun*
*gently pats bwains dri and puts dem back in Italiana’s bwaincase where dey belongz*
*Tapes hedbonz bak together wif festive holiday dukky tape*
“leads Italiana over to a comfy chair and wraps her up in a floofy blanket and hands a cup of hot coca* Dat should do it. Don’t look at deh cutness again unless you gots ur protective goggles, okay?
ofangyu foar teh dubblol ress queue, annipuss adn OSK – ai fealz beddur awl reddlolee. Eeben tho ai hazz rekubberdeded – moar oar lezzt – ai kan keap teh floofy blankee foar a wyl, pweese? – It’s chillolee owt syd, adn teh blankie has teh wram floofeenes … fealz teh komfee.
Ai hadded a norunj strypee kiteh foar aloang thyme – himz wuz a sweetee. ai naymeded himz Kudzu, lyk teh vyn taht groez ebbreewair heer inz teh sowf – its a pest, adn soe wuz himz, butt (!@) inz a gud wae. Himz wuz mai beriberi nawt-sekkund kitteh, adn himz wented tu teh brij yeerz agone, butt (!!) ai styl myss himz – himz hadded a funnee adn a sweetz.
Dat’s a neat way to pick a name for deh kittteh. Kudzu sounds like a winner of a cat.
My osk is Punkin, cause he’s round and orange. He sounds a lot like Kudzu-pest, but in a gud way! He’s sittin on my lap right naow, purrin like a truk.
Kudzu rummblolleded lyk a subwae wenn himz purrded. Himz bestest frennd wuz mai goggie, adn wenn Kudzu purrded adn Rocky (teh goggie) snoarded, itz wuz teh noyzee!!
“Thous annointest my head with catnip,
my cat spilleth over
shirley (ca66) goodness and meowcy
will follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the princess Mu meadows forever.”
wow, booklion!
*clappity clappity clap*
I stand in aaaaw. Srsly.
:blush:
kind of you, honeycakerabbit. Here, plz to haz some nice fresh clover, that stayed green under teh snows.
Fanku!
*nomnomnomnom*
Amen!
Anom!
Upfi! U can has missile toe! lubbly!
schmooooos 2 U!
Runz in room, seez Upfi wif Mistletow. Scamper ober tew Upfi and gibs her a schmoooooo, being berry careful nawt to smucsh teh feelers !
Schmoooooo!
Runs awt ub teh room wifaquickness!
you called? @>)
Bebbeh Bayjj Kitteh
habbeeng Napz in ‘Milkshayk Moad’
spills owtz ub t3h glass!
Bebbeh Bayjj Kitteh
seez t3h wurld Upsyde Downsee
wunss hurz waykz from Napz!!
Bebbeh Bayjj Kitteh
willz seekz owtz Prittee Wun’z lap
4 jentill Rubbinz!!!
Jack.
Milkshayk Moad!!! Clappity clap fur teh milkyshayk kitteh pome!
Jack, u nebbur fails to amaze me…
Pik Mii! Pik Mii! I bolunteirs to be da Prittee Wun!
Iz Kreemsikel kitteh milkshayke, nd most definitely NAWT poysin!
Kreemsikel kitteh- Want!
teh bebbeh kreamsiklol kittehs has teh eggstraw sweetnes, aifinkso
*lolz* dat is sew tipicloly kitteh bee-have-your… ai jes loled owt loud wen ai seeded dis… adn nao dems lookin at meh inna berry straeng wai… wth ^^
kehtti be splortin
on ur couch an ur rug
oops
u fed kehtti jus a widdle tuu much
naow u haff to peel him off ur flor.
-QM
ai keep havving tu peel mah kitteh of the floor tu… him sleeps in mysterius ways…
Too much kewt. Yipes.
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
DR, u kno u is prone tew teh splortin, u mus ware ur purrtektibe gogglez at awl tymes fer saiftee
Kthx, I are safe
Whew
Good advice
*commontater Dawn Key wisspurrs too awed-deeants*
Now comes the elusive and rarely spotted Orthopedic Troll! Listen to what he has to say as he suddenly sees this kitten!
” For shame! What were you thinking when you photographed this kitty? Poor kitty has NO BONES? How can a poor kitty have any kind of life without bones? It will simply flop around like a slug…oh, the huge manatee! That is not funny! Blarghwargleetc…”
We’ll leave this poor, deluded troll to its grumblings and move on down the thread…
Orthopedic troll- tee hee!
mmmm….boneless kitteh…..
Plz nawt to be nomming de kittehs!!
there’s an early peanuts cartoon where snoopy watches violet walk by w/her cat, faron, draped over her arms & thinks, “well, i’ll be! they finally invented a boneless cat!”
Ai can haz recubbery lounge, plz? Ai had a beeg advenshur todai when taekin Jewel tu teh mobile spay serbis agin. Teh truck wuz frozen, so dey were nawt doin’ it today. Ai gotted her bak hoam, butt(!) she maeked it owt of teh cage befoar I culd open teh door. She wuz runnin in teh neighborhood for a whilez, but I followed her tu where she gotted unner a deck in a littlol tiny space. Ai gotted mai two neighbors to halp me, and I gotted her bak in teh cage and bak home, butt(!) nawt before she took a bite owt uf mai hand. Is hurtin’ liek a b*tch (eggscuse plz teh languages. Ai hassa relieved and a mad at teh same tiem)
awww, poor Jewel mus haz been bery skared. Doan hazza mad at hurr butt u dew need tew cleen teh bite wel wif the sope an wadder an wach bery cairfullee fer anee sines uv infekshun
iffen u haz sum betadine likwid er ointmint uze taht tew. bitez cahn git infektd wifakwikness sew bee bery cairful
GMTA…
Teh time-befoar-lastest tiem ai putted Mezzo in a caege her shredded me! Her sed, “caege! DO NOT WANT!!” Owie.
Mebbe u shud put sum iodine solushun oar ointment on that!
oh deer! *gentlee steers Jeremy to teh recubbery lownge, wraps him in floofly blanket, and brings over tray of sordid noms and drinks*
wellz blesseses yur widdlol selfv – yu adn teh kitteh hadded kwyt teh advenshoar. afftur yu wasch yur puur widdlol hertifyed hannd adn putt sum oyntmint awn itz, yu myt wantu cubber itz upz wif a bannaid (oar tuu, oar fwee, dependerating awn haow byg uv a chunnk teh kitteh tuukeded owt uv yur hannd)taht hazz teh aunty bakktereeyel stuffz innit – ai dooz taht wenn mai kitteh skrachifyes mih adn itz hellpz.
jeremy…lolspeak off/ just want to remind you that since you have diabetes your body doesn’t fight infections as well as it used to. Please thoroughly clean/disinfect the wound. If there are any health care pros here maybe they could recommend what you should use.
My Dad is diabetic so I’m a little paranoid.
And give poor jewel a hug from me- she must have been very frightened.
*lol speak off for a sec* Keep an eye on that Jeremy. My sis is a vet, and she says cat bites can get kinda nasty because cats have little needle fangs, and they make little puncture wounds that close over easy and therefore can become more seriously infected. *lol speak on* Howsomever, I’m also very glad you gotted Jewel back! Have some hot choklitt and a sugar cookie. Is baked fresh.
Truu, wot orangestripeykitty sez abowt teh catbytes. Deeper than teh puncture-holes make em look, tehy is. Goggie bytes are more crush/tear injuree– kitteh bytes go deeper, make abscesses more. So outdoor kittehs who get in fights gettem abscesses (onna butt, chest etc.), adn wellmeaning hoomin rescuers of scared kittehs gettem alsotu. May needs teh Aunty Byotiks or teh minor-surgickle help iffa abscess comes. (Kitteh nawt meanz to hurt… but hurtz lyka wossname, anywai! Owie!)
Ai did gotted sum ointment…mai neighbor gave me sum to put awn it, and ai haz mai hand wrapped up in tape tu keep teh bandaids and ointments awn teh wounds. A small price tu pay tu keep mai kitteh!
She is almost bak tu her normal self, aifinkso. She came and snorgloled mai legs when I wuz puttin’ teh bandaids awn a minute ago.
Fankees for teh noms and drinks, gammacat…nao tu go maek sum chickin’ in RL and werk awf sum uf my mad on Assassin’s Creed II
{{{{Jeremy an Jewel}}}} wun moar fing…r u up tew dait wif ur tetanus shot?
Oh yesh, Ai am. And ai has no moar mad after plain’ mah video game and killin’ stuff. *pew pew* (mai laser imitashun)
Wen ai luks at dis floofeh floppeh sleepeh kitteh … ai haz a sleepeh … peepz shud luk at dis pitcher wen dey haz teh imsomnooya … oar bedder yet, dey shud goez to teh shelterz and getz a floofeh floppeh sleepeh kitteh uv deyz oans … an nebber haz teh unsominooya agin … scuze me, ai iz abowt to haz a napp … zzzzzzz
funny cat really dreaming..
Spilleth back up!!!