
i wear da sweater u give me nog
but teh nog maeks u do crazee fings.
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i wear da sweater u give me nog
but teh nog maeks u do crazee fings.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: lolspeak via Our LOL Builder
Ai aer in Krissmuss moed
Yay anni! U leed teh festibe brayde!
Not too many peeps around. Hmph.
Oh, well. Moar nog for us, then!
*pores generous servings of nog*
ai wuz wundrin ware ebreewun went! ai wuz kinda hoapin dey wuz awl owt shovlin mai dribewai, iz plehplehpleh heer wif teh sno turnin tew rayne turnin tew sno turnin tew iise
ai liek snowz!
Wai fankees, LCB!
*takes generous serbing uv nog*
*Bangz on rathaus!!
Git owt heer ratz!!
u must tu b congaing fur anni, LCB and adn mai bf BF!!!
*Ratz kum owt dressingifyed in deh laderhozenz and
*duz a Jolly Jurmin Konga mit beer stinez sloshing az dey go.
Konga, konga, konga!!
Konga, konga, Kong-ga!!
Konga, konga, Kong-ga!!!
O hai! How u guise is, cruisewise?
U and everybuddy else can see all teh cheezpeeps in their festive holiday grab on teh constantly updatified Gone Rouges Gallery
Wii am habing funz, but pore Teasel haz cawted a cold.
Tell Teasel this from me. (That’s my Esme. I miss her.)
Pleez to tell Teasel: Sorry bout de cold. Cotton, Kiki, and Lil Teasel all be fine, but Cotton iz nawt happitails at been indoors in sunny wedder. Sure…nice an sunny AND 14 degreeeez dis mawning! Where be de faucet covers? Inkwiring minds wanna know.
Aw- everybuddy luks sew kyuut! ai nebber kin manaj to fix mai abatar for de seasons.
goe bak tu da laist lol..bluesfan gabe 5eaguls sum linkees tu progrims dat kin dressy upp yur abitar
luvscats, ai skampurrd awf an gave ur abatar kitteh a hat an sum dekoramashuns, iffen u goe tew
mai profyle an mai pixures u cahn get it er uze teh sites menshund awn teh las lol tew maik wun, iz bery eezy an onlee taiks a minnit.
ai wud bee happee tew maik a festibe pic fer aneewun taht wantz wun butt (!) u needs tew alreddy haz a abatar pic taht ai cahn coppee an dekoramate.
Ohhh kin yoo Christmasify mii abitar too???? Maebee sum raindear antlerz????
i wood twy it, but I uzed a piktur from Grabitar an it nawt onna mii hard dwive — sew I no nose how to git the pimpin uv mi pik started??? Ob curse — i nawt nose how to chagify mii abeetar to da noopic wunce you beeyooteefy it neitherz — butt ifinkso i kin figure dat owt eezzer …
ai givingd u sum antlerz an a rudolff noze
u will haz tew saive teh pic tew ur ‘puter an den uplode it tew WP azza gravitar an tew ur ICHC profyle, aifinkso.
Iffen u want it, taht iz, ai boan meen tew bee a bossyboots dere….
*Doan meen tew* taht iz, sheesh!
Ai gonna haz tew skeedaddle naow, gotta goe tew wurks inna bit an need tew maik shure ai cahn git owt uv mai drivingwai. Hazza guud ebening ebreewun!
berri festibe abitarz yu maid fro dem
YEA!! I lubs eet — I weel try to get it az mii abitar
lessee iffin I changified eet
naw???
SIGH!! I kleered da Cache — I kleered EEBERFINK
grrrrrrrr…..
Oh BF- thank ewe! I will see iffin ai am smart enuff to gets this on mai profile!
yu jist nead tu rite clik awn et den sabe az: tu werebbur u wants
Testing…
not yet. I know sometimes it can take a little time to show up.
dere yu iz!! awl festibe an krissmissy!!!
bee shur tu hitt ctrl + F5 buttins tu kleer yur cashay fingee
Woot, woot!!! U luk pretty!
Hey LCB,
still a noob-ie! Juz peekd at ur gallery-Ur’s Kittehs r MOST BEAUTIMOUS! Ornj, and Siameze & splashie white! BEAUTIMOUS!
Like ur Festive avatar, berru inspirin!
*blushyface*
Pweeze updayt me! Ai can has missile toe over me!
LCB…mehbe yu kud inbite da failpeeps obur fro an urli holly dai partay…
dey ar inn kneed ob sum kaek an wuld prolly liek sum nogg tu?
ai jsut gawt bakk heer – ai hadded a bizzee foar a wyl – ai can has nog, pweese?
Ai aer heer in boddee – haff asleap tho, `coz Ai haz had 3 bad nites in a row.
odeer, anni, ai has a sowree taht yu izz nawt feeleng upz tu snuffz … heer izz a nys cuppa kammomeel tee inna priddy chyna kupp – ai hoap itz wil halp yu tu getz summ rezt. Adn heer’z a sawft, floofy cheezepeep blankee adn a sawft pillolow foar yur hedd.
Thx, Ai wull trie teh camomomomile tee b4 Ai goe 2 bed 2nite – Ai gotted up at 02.00 lass nite an maed a cup an it halped!
wenn ai hazza kup uv kammomeel tee itz puttz mih tu sleap lyk a rok … sleap wel adn sweeeeeetz dreemz!
*gives kitteh a noggin full of nog*
iz nao an beri merri kitteh !
*hic*
Hey der LCB — kin yoo seez froo awl doze purty lites???
maiks teh whirrld luuk awl pritty an sparklee, aifinkso!
*nods*
They is presription lite blubs, yes.
Tis teh seesun tew bee jolly….an uvver fings ending in ‘olly
Hogfather substitoot sez…
*HAVE YOU BEEN NAUGHTY…OR NICE?*
*HO. HO. HO.*
heeheehee, taht iz wun uv mai fav TP buuks, ahm glad sumwun rekognizd teh ref!
ai shud haz knowd teh awsumly cheesy TP fanz wuddnt let meh daown!
Ohai BF473! What Ai’d lyke to kno is, wot’s that rownd thing in teh green goblet in front of teh kitteh in teh pixure? Izzita sugarplumb? Oar maybee a hampster takin a napp? Inkwiring mynds hazza curious.
Lookin closer, teh other green goblet seemz to has a white Christmas-tree ball innit– so maybe teh mystery object izza nother Christmas-tree ball, but redd– but ai still finks teh kitteh wooda had more funz wiffa hampster–
TP, TP–Is yew readin da toidy pappers buks?!!? hoo iz dis TP uf whut you spekes?
Terry Pratchett. He’s written teh Diskworld series. Ai lubs him!!!!
Oh, and welkum!!! *extends feeler to shake hands/paws/appendidges wif Melia*
Ai sends u a fwend rekwest …. k?
Katz. Katz ar nise.
yu meen lyk … *taiks deap breff and hoapz tu remememerbrate teh awlfabeet* … dolly, folly, golly, holly, LOLly, Molly, Polly … adn stufz laik taht??
Zzzzzzzzzzz… . .. . .
wakey, wakey!
Bluesfan, ware doo you livez? Is same nasty wethers here.
ai am inn Noo Hampster USA, warebowts r u snorgler? (luv ur skreennaim!)
Upstate NY here. Nastiez!
Ohai, snorgler. I has nawt met yoo yet! *extends FPOF (floofy paw of frendsheep)* I libs in central PA. Wuz nasteez here too. We got 6 inches of snow and is turnin to slushees rite nao. Kolder wether on teh way, so whutever we has tonite will freez and stay! *shudders* Teh winter – I fink it is heer!
Ohai, gremlin! Fankew for FPOF. I hatez the winter! Wish I cud just highber…haib…sleep tru it.
FPOF to Snorgler and gremlin, wit a up-to-date weather reports 4 Cambridge, mass-a-2-sits-
PLEH ! PLEH ! PLEH ! (I will now translate this LOSPEAK ”
RAIN RAIN RAIN WIND WIND WIND – SHIFT- WIND WIND WIND RAIN RAIN RAIN”)
Oh! The Hugh Manatees-dying umbrellas and wet humans eberywhere!
Any RUM 4 mi coffee? (Okay, at work, no rum-PLEH!)
Hi nom-nom. Be tankfull — at leest u don’t hab to shubble rainz! Haz a tot o’rum when you getz home fur me, k?
Ohai, nom nom! Nice to meet yoo too!
Fankees for that wethur report. I finks I goes hoem nao and snuggles up in teh warms with a blankee, a Huzbing, a nyce hawt drinkee, and a fuzzeh tabbeh kitteh.
Okaem Mommee – ai izz wareng teh sweddur Grammacat mayd foar mih laik yu sayeded ai hadda doo … jsut pweese noe taik noe pikkashurz – ai noe wan teh guiz to laff atz mih.
but yew have to try on teh bunnee suit next!
AWWWW, MOOOoooOOOMEE … nawt teh bunnee soot!! Ennyfing butt (!!) teh bunneh soot … wel, AWLMOAST ennyfing …
testing? 42? mt mkinklye?
sigh. I canna reply to anywone *shews pointee ends to WP*
awl ob de abuv?
ai kin sea yur cawmints……….iz WP bumpin yu doun tu bawtim ob da paig wen yu hits reply?
yup! an den mai comments don’t show up rite awai!
ai fink WP iz habbin trubles……..ai haz nawt bean ablol tu git tu mai profyl awl mornin…….an ai git errurs win ai trys tu git tu sum ob da uther cites two….
mehbe dats whi dere ar sew fue cawmints … da cheezfrens kant git hear??
My furs is much purtier than this stoopy fugly sweatah
Revenge shall be mine, monkey grrl fur dis affront to mah dignitude
Oooooohhh mmm…. Byrne Dairy milk is mighty fine… I miss NY.
Ai wud skip da nog n go strate fur da bourbon. YMMV
Ornjj Tukkz Kitteh nawtz
wawntz itchee sweddurr. Shoodz getz
Ayg Nawgg, enneewayz!
Onrjj Tukkz Kitteh cawtz
mennee Milk Reeng Fingeez andz
deezurbz hurz reewawrd!!
Ornjj Tukkz Kitteh willz
habz hurz Nommee Ayg Nawg andz
no wun canz stawpz hurz!!!
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
*charmed* Whut a festiv OBNP (orinj but nawt poysin) kitteh! Festiv kitteh is . . . festv!
Seems like there’s been lots of orange kittehs teh past coupla days!
Yay for orange kittehs!
Injeh the orinj kitteh approves of all the attenshunz lavished on orinj kittehs
*grumblol*
WP iz eetin mah commintz, too.
Mah Skimble approves uv attenshunz lavished on orinj kittehs in jenerul — az long az himz Mama (an mebbe Papa & Gramma) iz teh only pplz givvin him teh attenshunz. Shyness — Skimble iz doin it rite.
Can’t help wondering what the human looked like after squeezing that sweater onto the cat!
eben purty kitteh luks goofy wid dat sweatah
holiday sweatahs: a fashun don’t, fur fashun conshus kittehs
wud taht meen itz a fashun fow paw?
omg this is soooo cute
looks like my Nibbler-only she would take the nog and shred the sweater!
Awwww — SQUEEEEEEEE! Kitteh luuks so handsum in himz swettur!
My cat has that same sweater. I think she hid it though.
Check your closet for shreds of material in those colors….
Luk at dem iiiiis-keep yr distance if u wants 2 keeps from dem clause.
Doze pupilz are huuuuge! Onlee time mah kitteh’s pupilz are dat huuge iz wen he’z gonna showz mee da pointy endz!!
…and iffn I putz him in deh sweater, HOO BOY de fur wuld fly (pun intended!)
Woo! Byrne dairy! WNY’s favorite milk.
Kitteh iz upstat Noo York!!
Ai can haz eggtry burbon?
And a cookey, plz.
Byrne Dairy!! I’m homesick for upstate New York, but at least we have kittehs in Seattle.
Yay, nog! Whut is drinkee ekwi–iquih–meenz da saym ting az “NOM NOM NOM”?
Byrne Dairy! Mighty fine
Cute cat….cute sweater……Byrne Dairy eggnog is the BEST!! lol iz da cutest thing in da world!!!!!!
nawg. ummy. *viggerus slerping*
Ergh! Not even eggnog could get me into a jumper that ugglesome. BLERGH.
grrrrrrrrr……. it took me 4ever to scroll down, and i didnt even have anything 2 say!