
Iz time-out over naow? We’z been gud for almos’ three minutz!
stoopy time awtz. y did hoominz invent dem?
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Iz time-out over naow? We’z been gud for almos’ three minutz!
stoopy time awtz. y did hoominz invent dem?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: YoungFogey via Advanced Lol Builder
WE promis to keep bein gud!
Yew ARR a gard dawggie !! * berri bad axsent tehre, sorree .. *
Cogaz tu teh wun wiv teh big cheesy smilol !!
Ofanks, PB! I fawt ur aksent was just purrfekt.
Umm, maik taht Congaz plzthxkbai !!
BTW, Ai annserd yor kweshun awn teh lars lol !!
I hazza lawst???
Oops ! Sorree, taht wuz sumwun ells
* Wanderz awf mumblign tu selb .. mumblol, mumblol .. *
HAHA! No wurries. I dew dat all teh tyme.
u dood it agin! *duz a littlol jig*
adn tats a looong tim…
Concats on ur nawt sekkund! I’d do a dance fer yew, but last tyme I tried, I fell and broke a koffeh taybil.
thats ok..ai unnerstan..them taybils alays gittin inna wai…congarats to you tu!!
Fankies muchly! And yesh, sumwun shud dew sumfin bowt thos dam taybils. I fawt OhBahhmah was ghonna be changin fings???
Ai finkso he dint sai nuffin abowt tabulz. mite has tu deli gait dat wun jawb.
*crosses paws*
Look at da nosey! SPLORT!
Oh nose! Hold on, PJ!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature fizzy water
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of summer vegetables on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads PJ to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Nom sum choklit insted !!
Whoa PJ. Yew nawt luk sew gud. Shall eye khall teh fyrminz?
Why wood I want to seee da fyrminz if I nawt luk sew gud?
*Combs hair* *Putz on a liddlol makeupz* *Swwoonss* Ok, call em!
LOL. Eye didnt meen yew wuz all uglified. Eye meant yew looked like yew could benefit from sum “medikul attenshun”.
If I had just splorted, I fink I cud definitely benefit from the medikul attenshun of teh gurl firemynz/Eh Em Teez.
Well, ok then. Congraburshoelaces to you and nvr2manykittehs!
Wood you lyke a mimmosa? Choklit noms? Halp yerselbs!
Fankies bunches!
Dis is won berry gud kawktayl!
PoussinBoi made ‘em.
Ohai, goggie! Ai fink we haz nawt meeted yet
*offers floofy paw of frenship*
Mai kitteh’s naem is Jewel, butt(!) I culd nawt get her to offer her paw too *shrug*
Stoopy WP eated my comment…. boo! Jewel sez tu say “Ohai” to ebberywun. Ai am awf to baek dat swiss chikin’ recipe frum a few lols ago…’cept dis tiem, Ai am maekin’ it wif provolone cheez!! NOM NOM NOM!
Ohai, Jeremy! Ohai, Jewel! Swiss chicken wiff provolone soundz gud. Iz Jewel still hydin? *whispers* Did she get da fixified yet?
We had a kitteh named Blotty wif a nosey like dat! She was crazy as could be, and loved her Fluffball and the Original Catnip Junkie muchly. She was splortarific too!
Dat’s kwite a rekkord, espeshully foar my fur-fases.
Aifinkso dem napped fru moast uf dem free minnits.
Hai, red. Thanx fur shayrin ur pics yesterday.
Papa juss posted a noo wun ob teh too ob us, awn hims WP account.
Ai is teh pretty wun awn teh ryt, ob kors.
Free minnits fur freedum
Datz a bery loooong tiem in kitteh-yeerz!!!
Teh kehttis bein gud
quite teh change ashcully
X-MAS!
be a commin
tu all teh nice kehhtis.
-QM
Naow ai must be goin
sorry tu all mai fwiends
Back
ai will be
but later. BIYE!
-QM
LOL
Buy Buy !! (*XMAS Thort*)
Hay!!!! Dats nawt kitteh!! Iz Panda!!!!
Its deh eloosive Pandacat.
Haw! U noe id show up to lol at dis wun…
*Drags self into room, plunks butt into chair* Ohai cheezfrenz. I haz a worn out. Been shoveln sno for free hours. Blizzarded heer all last nite and dis mornin. Lotsa sno! Sum snobanks up over my nees, some past my waist! I dug out my car, deh garage door, and deh sidewalk. Wif just a shovel. (Sandy Claws, I can has a href=”http://www.wish.org/var/wish_user/storage/images/media/images/wish_story_images/high_tech_professional/motorized_vehicles/critter_cat_dump/44485-1-eng-US/critter_cat_dump_large.jpg”>super scoop</a for Catmas?) Pwease?) So, I'z gonna sit in front of computer or tv for deh rest of deh nite. And nom some pot-8-o soop. I shares if anybudde wants sum.
Iz dat da 10 pownz purtatoz soop? It iz win. Ai can stil has sum ina frezur so if yu runz owt dere’z mor heer. Sno. pleh. du nawt want.
iz jest stuff my mom makes. nawt sure what all goes in it. pot-8-oes, cheez, sour cream, peppar, celary, karrots. Yes, is very much win. unlike my linkz. oh well, I haz soop, so is happee.
*sigh* Linkee fail. Go figure. and it won’t fit either. try this one.
a href=”http://www.988g.com/msg5_files/image008.jpg”>another super scoop</
Sry you have da pleh snowz..
Dat soup looks gr8! *adds some bacon and chives on top fer garnish.*
Bacon and chives! Will have to remember dat in RL.
I hoap Santa Claws brings your fehicle for helpin wif snows. I lived in Helsinki in little girl days, but it was all fun for me! Not so much for Dadcat! Now if it falls below 40 in San Francisco we panic, and we is panic-ing nows! Good thing kitteh like to sleep on my feets! Wish I had pot*8*0 soop. We eatin tofu and pork wif lots of ginger tonite.
Duz yu noze hao hard it iz tu bi gud fur taht long??
Spatchaly fur the Kittehs!
Tyme Owtz Chayrz cawst lawtz
Munneez. Free hoal minnitz ubz
kwyittz amz Pryssless!
Tukkzee Cow Kitteh
seez summfeeng awn t3h wall dat
peekz hurz intresstz!!
Bayjj Kitteh knoez wayr
Milk Reeng Feengee nawtz hydeengz
undurr Beeg Coald Bawkz!!!
Jack.
Wonder if this works……
Nope.
How do I change my avatar again?
Changing over to primary account…. now.
Okay….. WeirdPress Fail FTL.
Sry, ck, I iz compyooter challenged.
u iz nowt ‘lonelee in dat, pj kitteh. Ai can NOWT figure enny out ‘tall!!1! ai have noes ababatoors as ai am to2 of the stoopy. butt (he he he) that be lyfes in da beeg sittee!
Stoopy pyooter’s fawlt!
ooo ooo, ai posted wun!! wa–hoozles!!
Time is measured in what we are doing in the past. Therefore we measure time from which we came not where we are going, because we don’t know how long it will take in seconds ,minutes,hours,weeks,months,years, etc..
Just my thoughts.
So in conclusion them kittehs need to know how long dere time outs is welll…..
I sat there with Sally
We sat there, we two.
And I said, “How I wish
we had something to do.”
Too wet to go out
And too cold to play ball.
So we sat in the house.
We did nothing at all
Those are my kitties — Smore’sy (14 pound scaredy-cat) and Butterscotch (6.5 pound hellion)! I am soooo happy they made the front page!:)
So I am not the only one that names my cat after food! Haha! My orange tabby little girl is named Caramel! Love those kittehs by the window!
this reminds me of the children sitting by the window in “the cat in the hat” book!