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  1. Nennepus says:

    peekabooo!!!
    *splort*

    • PoussinBoi says:

      O Noes !! Nennepus. iz dwon !!
      Mirrur, signul, manoober….
      Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
      * sweep up Nennepus’s branes an rinse dem wiv diet soda*
      * pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
      * pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
      * fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
      * tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
      * snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
      * Leed Nennepus to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a martoonie*
      Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez. Tihnk ob payntin kitshenz oar sumfin, k?

  2. PoussinBoi says:

    Boo yu littlol bewty !!

  3. rodney dill says:

    just a widdle surprise

  4. upfi says:

    Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Ai splorted!

    • Nennepus says:

      oh noes! Upfi is down!!!
      *saunters in wif det portablol CC-hampur*
      *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
      *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
      *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
      *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
      *Puts Upfi in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
      nao – fink ob eekee fings like ice-storms an lektrikk bills… shud speed up the recubbereh!

  5. rew says:

    Oh boi, better git owt da CHRG’s ab duckie tapes, dis won is gonna cause some major splortificashun! Aifinkso.

  6. Don Alexander says:

    Kitteh gitz up, gitz up, an gitz doan!!! \m/

  7. Paranoimia says:

    Absolutely gorgeous! This is one of (if not THE) funniest and cutest videos I’ve ever seen.

  8. Italiana says:

    Tiklkolly kitteh izz tiklkolly.

    (Sawree – taht’z teh bestest ai kan du tihs erlee – it’s sebben:twenney ayemm, adn ai’v awl reddlee bin heer at teh aww fiss foar anower – fealz lyk elebbenty. Lawng storee, adn suffys … sewfis … letz jsut sae ai haz a bygbygbyg kais uv teh grumpz. MayB ifz ai watsch teh tikklolly kitteh sum moar, ai woantz bih soe grumpeh).

  9. 5 eagles says:

    SURPRISE…….Guud morning all. May you day not start with a surprise but a answer to a surprise.

  10. fidra says:

    Best kitteh video ever….

  11. carrot says:

    Oh my god, it’s too cute, I’m gonna hurl

  12. Kittehs Mom says:

    Aaaaaaaw *SPLORT* ….auchies..

    • Kittehs Mom says:

      Oh adn dat kitteh totawwy looks jus liek mai lil’ Bella *nods rapidly* Sooooo quoooot!

      • Nennepus says:

        oh noes! Kittehs mom is down!!!
        *saunters in wif det portablol CC-hampur*

        not to be nodding wiffakwikness wun splorted fankyuberrymuch!! is so messy tu kleen up an get all the bits back inda head!!
        nao sit still…

        *skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
        *playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
        *tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
        *puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
        *Puts Kittehs mom in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
        nao – fink ob eekee fings like taxes an snow storms an crowdid catmus shops…… shud speed up the recubbereh!

  13. wolfkyt says:

    I sported wen I firzt see dis one otherwheres. I tinks I’s splorting again now plzkthxbai

    • bluesfan473 says:

      ut oh, wolfkyt iz splortd!

      Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!

      Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
      Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
      Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
      Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
      Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
      Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
      Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
      Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
      Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
      Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute bideos fer a wile, kay?

  14. AngelzRealm says:

    finally they put this video on here!

  15. jessica says:

    Are you the same person YOU were when you were a kitten? Geez people.

  16. bluesfan473 says:

    cayutest kitteh eber! An teh laydee duz a pritty guud turkee gobble sownd dere tew!

  17. BarbB says:

    Ah lurvs de surprised kitteh – thnx!

  18. Alexa Barnes says:

    I thought that was way to adorable.

  19. diva says:

    Too kyoot fur wurdz!

  20. kriswithmany says:

    Sqeeeeeeeee! *splort*

    • willy boy says:

      ohnoes….dere ar lait sportee bictims an awl da cheezpeeps haz moobed tu da neggs lol………ai wil due wut ai kan tu halp yew awl….

      *Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
      *Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
      *Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
      *Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
      *Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
      *snugee, snug, snug.
      *Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
      Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
      An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
      OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, kriswithmany. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit. :mrgreen:

  21. lexiecat says:

    Oh wow, this is the cutest ever!!!
    Trying real hard not to go splort….

  22. Molly Ciliberti says:

    MY entire family thinks this is the cutest video ever. The kitten is simply adorable.

  23. The Crapture says:

    SPLORT10

    • willy boy says:

      oh nawt da crapture tew!!!!
      *Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
      *Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
      *Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
      *Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
      *Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv onnit akshully)
      *snugee, snug, snug.
      *Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
      Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
      An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren. Whee…dis nise wai tu stard da moarnin……. :-D
      OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Crapture. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit. :lol:

  24. SarahD says:

    OMG!!! *ded from cute*

    • willy boy says:

      Wun moar??? *staggars upp tu sarad*
      *Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
      *Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
      *Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
      *Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
      *Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
      *snugee, snug, snug.
      *Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
      Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
      An wun fro meh tu..dis reskew stufs iz tyren. Ai feal kinna dizzy……..
      OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, SarahD. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit. :-D

  25. Lori says:

    That is too cute!

  26. Kumori says:

    Gah!!! *falls over from the cute seizure*

  27. Teaz-de-Rumpel says:

    Dats too kyut!! i wanna plai wif a kitteh nao!!

    I wanna hawt chowklit too, wif sum sinnimun and sooger to stur in! Dats de olny waee ta do it :3

    It lukked liyk teh kitteh waz playin a gaem wif de hooman… liyk hoo kud cuver da kitteh’s tummee ferst!

  28. Izzymom says:

    Eeeeee so kyooot! =D Makes me want a little one again…*snorgles baby fluffly tummy*

  29. dakota Frank says:

    AAAAAHHH!!!!!! *SPLORT!*

    • bluesfan473 says:

      O noze! Iz dayngrus tew splort daown neer teh end uv a thred!

      Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!

      Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
      Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
      Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
      Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
      Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
      Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
      Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
      Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
      Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
      Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute bideos fer a wile, kay?

  30. lexiecat says:

    i luvs this one soo much.
    want to see it again and again!

  31. Kitteh_Kat_Celia says:

    *SPLORT*

    TOTALEE WORGH ET!

    *falls*

    • DocFan says:

      Ai must haz repeet uv bloosfan’s warnin tew dakota Frank- splortin heer is dangerus! Ur tew deep in teh thred! Good fing I finds yu!

      *grabs standby CCC adn rushes off wif it*
      *arrives at K_K_C and scuups up teh braynes, washes in sayline, and replayces in hed
      *uses nawt-sticky-tew-hayr-ducky tape to put hed back togevver
      *streeeeetches teh CHRC/wdoi ober hed and sekyur wif moar ducky taype
      *probides a layzee boi, hawt choklit adn assorted guddies, a sawftee blankie, adn sum soovin moosics, wif a warning nawt to luuk at teh littlol kitteh agin until feelz bettur, k?

  32. leslie says:

    i haz jazz hanz!

  33. rosebud says:

    Even the big bad men at my jobsite were giggling over this one…….

  34. KatarinValkyri says:

    THAT IS SO CUTE IT MELTS MY BRAIN.

  35. star_gazer_453 says:

    Awww….teh kitteh are so kyoot!! Can I habs him? Plz?

  36. Alzuun says:

    AWESOME! I was hoping we could get this up on ICHC! :)

  37. Kedza says:

    Toooo Cute!!!!!

  38. Hailey says:

    SO CUTE!!!! >^,,^<

  39. Rosebud75 says:

    EASILY the cutest video EVER!!! It should win an award or something!

  40. Kayla says:

    EPIC AWWWWWW

  41. angelawl says:

    Dis vydyo had taken over my faceybuk nooz feed dis pahst wiik. Eberybudee luvs kitteh!

  42. MOz says:

    Just gorgeous!

  43. Romeow says:

    Fanks to rew fur sending dis to meh lass week!
    I’z been finkin ov dis sweet bebeh kitteh awl week.
    I bet dat you’ll be surprized at wen u fink bak to dis liddlol one. :-)

  44. Kat says:

    One word…………………….KYOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is sew sweet. I gotta gets insulyn.

  45. twocatwoman says:

    Bestest kitteh bideo eber!

  46. Martina says:

    One of the cutest videos I have ever seen!!

  47. Grant says:

    I lolz a dis!

  48. James says:

    Lol, I love this cat.

  49. lolpuncher says:

    If you don’t smile at this, you’re not human. Or you’re a dog.

  50. sam says:

    OMG!! too cute! lol suprize!

  51. Nicole says:

    ooh so cute

  52. cricketkitteh says:

    ai haz a splort!

    dis bebbeh iz soooo darn kyoot!!!! seen dis menny menny timez.

  53. Nivellios says:

    AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW iz sooooooo cyute

  54. Tara says:

    This video was on Jay Leno last night!

  55. Georgia says:

    This is awful. It’s not funny or cute. The kitten is scared to death…don’t you all get that? If you don’t… you should not own a kitten.

    • christine says:

      There’s always one..

    • Hat says:

      Nah. It’s playing. You can tell while she’s tickling it– it’s not biting hard and it’s not really fighting her… nor is it trying to get away when she lets go, it’s just waiting for more tickles. The tail-swishing says that the kitten is all wound up, but its body language as a whole suggests it thinks this game is intense but a lot of fun. If it didn’t at least like the attention, it would skedaddle.

  56. beanboy10 says:

    dat iz de cutest thing i haz evur seen!

  57. Cuban Hermes says:

    2 words(3 including apostrophe). That’s Brilliant.

  58. Mel H says:

    I’ll have them put a video screen inside my coffin, with this playing over and over again

    in case I wake up

  59. Victoria (VicChic) says:

    OMG IZ sooooooo ADORABLE I CANT STAND IT!!!!!!!!!! gott 2 show mi friends!!!!!! rozzza u ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. Beth says:

    AAAAAAWWWWWWWW!! *dyes ob teh cyootness*

    • cathulhu says:

      *Flies in on giant dragon wings*

      Now let’s see what I can do for you.

      *Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Beth’s brain matter from all over the area.*
      *Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
      *Cleans and restores Beth’s brain cells.*
      *places brain cells in right location in head.*
      *Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
      *Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
      *Wraps Beth in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Beth recovers.*
      *Gives Beth a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*

      “There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”

  61. Kristina says:

    im leavin a normal comment, where i talk like a normal person, in a normal human voice that is not hard to dicipher. OMG SOO CUTE!! -cuteness overload-

    • cathulhu says:

      *Flies in on giant dragon wings*

      Now let’s see what I can do for you.

      *Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Kristina’s brain matter from all over the area.*
      *Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
      *Cleans and restores Kristina’s brain cells.*
      *places brain cells in right location in head.*
      *Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
      *Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
      *Wraps Kristina in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Kristina recovers.*
      *Gives Kristina a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*

      “There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”

  62. Ann Wood says:

    I saw this video clip on The Bonnie Hunt Show the other day… and I have watched it about 20 times my self awesome what a cute kitty

  63. boogie123 says:

    aww what a cute kitten i wish i had one like that what is its name???

  64. Gerudo says:

    AWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! =D dis is eben better dan happy cat!!!! i can has screensaver??????? dis is teh bestest video and awesomest lolcat evar!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Wolfy says:

    That is so cute!!! XD

  66. karen says:

    loved the surprised kitty

  67. Judy says:

    Oh, my goodness! I think I just died of cyoot!!!

    • cathulhu says:

      *Flies in on giant dragon wings*

      Now let’s see what I can do for you.

      *Send tentacles to deftly retrieve Judy’s brain matter from all over the area.*
      *Setting slime to antiseptic and regenerative mode.*
      *Cleans and restores Judy’s brain cells.*
      *places brain cells in right location in head.*
      *Retrieves skull fragments with tentacles.*
      *Places fragments in correct places, then sets slime to glue fragments in place.*
      *Wraps Judy in a nice warm Shoggoth and casts spell to minimize cuteness effect until Judy recovers.*
      *Gives Judy a drink of hot chocolate and a chocolate anteater.*

      “There, I hope you feel better now. Here, read the H.P. Lovecraft collection to take your mind off cuteness for a while.”

  68. Alanna says:

    Freaking cute! :)

  69. dunecatizcatz says:

    soz cutez! put thisz catz inz daz moviez!


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