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come to teh dark side! n bring a lite bulb, iz dark ober dere.
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an skarree…….
yu brings mama tew pleez…
Congrats twyce willy boy!
woot woot ohai anni wee haz an free wai brayd……….
iz williboi, anni, tessm an shadow awf tu da tye bootike…
an shadow…dis bee yur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund????
hooorae fro yu!!
williboi wil nao goe maiks selfs sum tee……..
hoap da kaffine wil halp da maff chalinjed brayne………
brb….
*conga ratz sulk off stage cuss da cween not be dere to prod them into action*
*Merengue Skwirlols all-too-cheerfullolly run out on stage*
♪ Her naem was LOLa, she wuz a sho skwirlol…
HAY! yoo ratz get bak heer RITE NAOW!
ai don’t have much tyme to play theze days so when ai do, ai expecks to see CONGA RATS!!
*Merengue Skwirlols look hurt*
*Salsa Chip monk does lil danz to try to cheer them up, to no avail*
*ratz grab paws wiv squirlols and Mr. Chips monk*
evereebuddy DANS!!
ebrybuddy dans nao!!
rawk dis partee
dans ebrybuddy!!
*Bangz on rathaus*
Git bak owt here u durty ratz!!!
U finking just kuz I b on baykayshu, u gitz a baykashun tuu?? Huh? iz dat wut u finking? Well, u gotz a nuzzer fink kumming!!!
U kinnaught hiding frum deh kween!! I seez eberyfing!!!
*Ratz kum owt grumbling and skowling.
Oh, luk, dehy b wairing deh NutKrakker owtfitz!!
Dans u liddlol ratz!!
Kong-GA, Kong-Ga, KONG-GAH!!!!
Kong-GA, Kong-Ga, KONG-GAH!!!!
Kong-GA, Kong-Ga, KONG-GAH!!!!
ohai, cween! you can has good time?
Wii iz habbing a wundrous tyme!! I finso I b 3 inches shorter….dey b walking deh legz off uv mii!! awl I haz left iz bluddy stumpz!!
*nods knowingly*
is VEDYVEDYVEDY hard to out-walk our Janet!!!!!!!1
Iz time for dinner!! a seafood feast tunite!!
*gaily waivez!
Ohai, ur Majistee!!! Ai iz glad u iz havvin a gud tiem, eben if u iz gettin shorter by teh day.
sai OHAI!! tu da uthur whirled trabblurz !!!
aer dere SHWIMPS?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!???????
and mabbeh oy stirs???
oh, yay! fankyoo mai cween!
ai hopes u awl haz GRATE TYME! schmoos to the cheezgurlz!
I wanna gits a bumper stiker dat sez “U kinnaught hiding frum deh kween!!”……**snerk**
Ai haz a flashlite, wull dat halp?
bring cuukies too plz!!
*surreptishushlol clears out all 0 tessm’s cookiees*
*runs off giglollying*
*tessm wonders why ICHC not loading up properly because she no can has cookies*
wayt, whut? who u iz? wher am ai? which way iz up?
n black
and a sparkly disco ball, too, so we can dansdansdans
OOOOOOOOhhhhhh, gud ideea Q!!
are der cukkiees?
Oh yesh…an chonklit….
Awwww, if even purr lilluh BC has a skeered, mebbee wi dussin wanna noes wuts ober dere.
an mai teddy, bring mai teddy. Anna floofy blankit. An maibee sum kukkees, ‘kay?
ai wuz prawmisd dere wud bee kukkees heer, butt (!) ai kant fynd dem kauz itz dark
psst
*hands BF473 a box of Thin Mints*
*lites grate beeg bonfyre*
*opins pakaje ob marshmalloes, gramma krakurs an choklit barz*
*puts awn beeg pawt ob koko*
kan wee shaer da bankee tu sitz awn?
good finking willyboy!:D
GTMA
:whispers: I haz a brain malfunction. Can’t figure out that abbreviation.
or maybe…
Great Timing, Mon Ami
G…
aha! Now I understands!
Gram crackers (for deh smores)
Hot chokklit
Iced sugar cookies
J…
yur brayne iz fyne OSK ….. iz mee dat kant proofreed berri wel
Aiz stil waiten fro da kafeen tu kik inn
ai mint GMTA!!!
*noms a gramma cookie*
*instantly becomes a N’linguistics ex-spurt*
*mentally correcting all the grammar, spelling and syntactical errors on the intertubes*
*has meltdown*
*eats, shoots, and leaves*
hmmm……dis nawt an splort………..
perhaps sum hortikultchurl aide iz kneeded hear….
lesse…wintur iz tiem tu pruen…ware be mai snippurs?
*goes tu luk fro tewls*
*handz Willyboy a pare uv pruning sheerz.
*adn sum hedge klipperz.
*and a buck saw.
*Adn a lawn mower.
*adn a chayn saw.
*adn a bottlol uv Herb E. Side.
*chortles because they not be figurink out that the more you prune da sweetpea, the more she bifurcates…*
U …. u duz dat in publik?
Psst! nightshayde! Ur epidermis is showing.
*wiss-purrs* Nawt sew laowd, LCB, oar evvywun will b dewin it 2…
I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. I was too busy masticating.
Just so long as ur nawt ululating.
Ur jus pikkin on meh cuz ai iz a homo sapiens.
*gitz owt ulu n startz ululatin*
*duz wawk teh goggie*
*duz rownd teh whirled*
*duz rok teh kraydull*
Oooh! Oooh! Can u does teh updog?
*innosent luk*
wut?
*startz da chaynsaw*
VRRRROOOOOMMMMM!!!!
lemme sea…iffin ai memburs korecklee yu iz sposed tu pruen vinez doun tu da groun…..
*fiens an tindrill an folloes et bakwurds* …….ф..ф..ф……..ф..ф..ф
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*terns awf chaynsaw*
umm…jist ware duz sweetpea liev aniwai? ai bean followin dis tindrill froebur…
*meanwhile, underneath the snow, roots strengthen and tendrils creep…*
Hey!!! Sweetpeas iz frendz — nawt … um … undesired weeds?
Plz to be niec to teh Cheezfrendz!
*hugs da nihgtshade*
we plantlike kittehs have to stick togedder.
ohai dere NS….da sweetpea had an meltie doun frum korrektink da cheezpeeps grammur……..
ai iz jist trein tu halp ower viney fren wif sum eggspurt hortikulchur aide….
iffin yu preun an vien et groes bak wif an feerzniss….
evenchully
Ifs I promises to be *vewy* careful, can I build a kampfyre? We can makes smores.! I has chokklit and gram crakers and marshymellows!
as long as u don’t start telling skaree storiez!!
“an wen dey got hoam….dere wuz a HOOK hangin awn teh door handel! (dun dun DUUNNNNN!)
::Runsawaywifakwikness and hides unner da bed::
T3h Dawrk Syde may needz
Lyte Bulbz, butz it awllso habz
Chokklitt Chipz Cookeez!
T3h Dawrk Syde awllso
habz Mommee~lishshuss Braowneez
andz CatzNip Candee!!
T3h Dawrk Syde amz nawtz
Beeg Prawblumm 4 Kittehz hoo
canz seez in t3h dawrkz!!!
Jack.
ai … ai … ai noe laiks tihs baismint stufz … izz darek, adn cowld, adn skaree, adn … whut wuz taht noyz??!! MOMMEE!! Ai wantz UPZ!! … adn ifz ai hadda fumb, ai wud suk itz.
…MayB Sandy Claws wil breng mih a fumb ifz ai bih REEL gud kitteh, aifinkso …
awww poor baybee, heer wii goe, ai rap u inna nyce snuggly blankitt an gibs u sum warm milks an wii wil goe sit by teh campfyre, otay?
ai hazza sympafee, az a kidlet ai wuz terryfyd uv hour basmint an dats ware wii had sum klozelynes fer hangin lawndrees iffen it wuz wet owtsyde sew dint haz mush choyce bowt goin daown dere
ofangyooz … ai can hazza cuukkee, pweese? … adn you kan tellz mih a stordy? … ai lyk Teh Kat Hoo Klymed teh Krissmowse Treeh … ai fealz meowtch moar bedderer naow … awl warrmz adn snorglee adn saif adn sweepeezzzZZZzzz …
Kan wee tell teh gost sturiees nao?? All teh leetl kidz ar sleep..
Welcome to the darkside… we have cookies
No, no cookeez. dey cant b bakded, we hab no lit bulbs for teh EZ bake obens.
But I lub mah cookiez. Yew has ta share even wit no litebulb. I demand cookiez >:U
okayz. but u givz ma sandweech. Or teh Darkside shall stai dak.
U wun’t 2 c howz serioz mei iz?? : -_- <=== Deh serioz looc.
Dark side is dark