Kitteh rule #231 Always take up both seats on the sofa, haowever small u r.
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SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
*splort*
*shayks hed* Teh smawl floofy wunz ar teh most danjurus! Conga-rats, NS, oh splorted wun!
Teh wee pinkee pinkee noez. Teh wee pinkee pinkee toe pads. Dat beez wun daynjerus bebbeh kitteh!
*feels dizzee*
Nawt to menshun teh floof-floof-floofeeness!
Rut-roh. Ai menshuneded it. *wox in Sir Culs feeling dizzee adn rapping moar duckee taep arownd CHRG*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up NS’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Phew. Fankies, Annipus. U iz teh bestest CCC driber eber!!!
GMTA nightshayde & conga rats for the nawt-sekkund!
oh, and
SSSQQQUUUUEEEE!!!!!
**splort**
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up gammacat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
FangQ Anni! ai wasnt prepared for that level kyoot!!
has a chocolit martooni!!!
*clink* heers a paw in yer eye and a purr in yer ear!
o noes! braiz eberywhere!!!!
Kittehs nead lossa rume
Kittehs KLAYM lawtsa rume, wevvur dey kneadz it oar nawt…
kittehs awlwais needz lawtsa rume
Wid practiss u ken maeke impossibull fur any hoomin to sit daun widout pickin u up.
Dat’s de deeveeus plan!
mai williboi iz suche an lawng kitteh hims kin taik upp moast ob an ful siezd bedd
an dey hadd tu due too eggsraes tu sea awl obs hims incieds…..
hee gawt hitted bai an kar wunce
BTW hims wuz fien – jist broosed an wun lil skin deap kut………
da wun gud fing wuz hims bean awn payn drugz fro an weak……et wuz soe peasful…..
Did tehy hafta uze ay panoramik lenz tu git teh eggsrais uv awl uv himz?
Our little Twoie managez effery nite to push two full-size hoomins to about one-fourth of a qween bed so she cans haz plenty room to stretch. PS Willi Boy, glad hee wuz OK!!
An deyz layze ritez in deh middlol, and cuz u lubs dem and dohnd wanna incoveeknee-ense dem, u turnz urselb into a contorshinist ta trai ta laize around dem.
Kitteh needs lotsa rooms fur sleepin.
Cuz dey sleepz alotsa!
Izzit jus me…or izzit alwaize teh oranj wuns dat haf teh intitlemint issews?
I don’t think it’s da color as much as da species.
Ohai Cheezfrens! I noes about no room inna bed!
1.kitteh
2.kitteh
3.kitteh
4.bed-hog chihuahua
5.90lb chawklit lab
6.1 verra skinny ex-hub(longstory)
I has no room!!
Aifink dey aer moar assertib dan sum, tho moast kittehs hab a berry ohai upinyun uv dere werf!
Oh yesh yesh yesh its teh orinj wuns. Trust me……
Dey haz lossa catichood!
Ai nose a v.e.t. hoo sez orinj boyz r teh frendliest and ezest 2 deel wif.
ohai, {{{{ COL}}}}}nais tu se yu heer. Ai finkso da orinj wunz semez tu taik da gud pikshurz wif da pinkee noze nd to padz we cnat rezist.
adn teh smawlur tehy arr, teh moar spays tehy taik upz … bee kaws teh kyoot jsut spredz adn spredz adn … odeer … SPLORT …
ohnoes…. da kewt haz klaimd anudder bictim
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv williboi onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, italiana. Now I just tuk u up in deh floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
ofangyu foar teh ress kew, Willy boy – taht splort snukkeded upz awn mih … hawt chawklit adn a shawt o’ skowtch – lyf izz gud! Ai hazz stakses adn stakses uv inshorns paypurrs tu okkupafy my mynd … whut’z leff uv itz, N E wai …
couch crevasse kitteh haz a cozy!
Sure looks comfy, doesn’t it! Kittehs may sleep lightly, but they do it enthusiastically.
Ohai, ruth. Has I met yoo befoar? I luvved teh pikshor in my mynd of kittehs sleeping enthusiastically!
*extends FPOF (floofy paw of frendsheep)*
Thankz for FPOF, gremlin, and likewize bak to you.
Ah, a couch crevasse tool! I gnu it had a yuse of sum kynd. *snikkr*
abbsoetivvlee itz haz a yuus – spredz a layur uv teh floof awn teh powel storee, folloloweded bai a layur uv teh kyoot … *finkin’ kwiklolee adn intentlolee uv innshorns paypurrs, adn lektrikkul bylz …finkin, finkin, finkin …*
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Doomkittyisnotamuzd an ILubzFish an evreewun else hoo has a burfday today! i haz bringd taysty fudjy caeks, orinj caeks wif dark choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif — ooh, burfday fairy feels a sudden urje to play teh alfabet game!! but nawt-sekkund, so it duznt interrupt teh game, heer iz teh big burfday wand swish to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
An now, wut did burfday fairy bring in teh goodie bags today?
Akrobat Akshun Figyurs
Boblol-hed bebbeh zombie dollz
Crayns in elebenty-eight eggsiting solurs!
Dansing bebbeh alien wind-up dollz
E…
Eggstra fankees fro da burfdai fairy
Flyin babeh skwirruls
Grate beeg bownsee bawls
F…
Ebbree sparklolee fing inz teh youknee vurs
Fairy bobbleheddz
Grean aleeyen stikkurz wif teh googlee eies
Happee smiloling teddlee barez
I …
Ebbree soart uv chokklits wif kreemee fillinz
Fotoz uv teh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Comitteh
Grate beeg sawftee stuft Happycat doll
H…
Huj Manatee stuft doll
Icy creams of sordid flavurs
Jelly belly beanz
K…..
Oh, by the way……
SPLORT!!!
on noes an aflolbedik splort
*Kareflea sweepes upp da braynes
*Litelee rinz dem wif splarklolin waddur
*Manoober dems bak tew hed cabity
*Nisely tuk dems bak inn tween da hedbonez
*Opin an noo CHRG an put awn
*Pul awl snug, snug, snuglols
*Qwiklee rap wif duk taip
*Rap, rap, rap
Setlol doun inn recobury lownge
Taik dis floofy blankee an an choklit possum
U feal beddur nao lubsorijwuns??
Oh fankies, willy boy! I can haz a CHRG wif a pik of willy boy onnit?
ob coors….ai furgawt to type dat part inn….
nermoly ai duz an kutnpaist splort reepare but had tu emprobise wif da aflolbedikalnis fro dis wun
yu kan haz wun wif suzyq onnit tu – she haz lil apreecot orinj bits awl ober hur….
Oh fankies berry berry musch willy boy!!! Soarry tu confuzzle u wif teh aflolbedikal splort!! Ai cud alwais uze moar dan wun CHRG wif such a kyoot kitteh nd ai haz a happee tu have wun wif each ov ur beeyoootimus kittehs on it!!!
Kittahs!
Lolly pops
Munchiez
N…
Ai haz bin awn ICHC lawng enuf taht mai huzzbund hazz gawten a liddlol useta teh lolspeak … himz jsut wawlkded bai mai dessk, lookded at teh bebbeh kitteh, adn sedd – inz floo went lolspeak – “Taht kitteh has teh kyoot – himz noe haz teh pleh”. Ai haz teh PROWD uv himz!
***dingdingdingding***…gib dat man a prize!! Dat wuz perfikt!….now, he needz to come ober an teech mai CrazyOldMan!!
Mr pj’s brayne shuts off if I mention anyfing abowt cheezlland. He juss goes into a transe. Kinda lyke I do wen he starts rattlin off baseball stats…
Eek! Anuthur splort! ALERT LEVUL ELEBENTY!!!! DIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! PINKEE NOSE AND TOEPADS!!!
lubsorinjwuns is down!
Bee-boooo bee-boooo bee-boooo!
*Drives CCC up wifakwikness*
*Parks carefullee between teh lions*
*Sweeps LOrW’s branes up sweepsweepsweep*
*Rinses in orinje sodee pop rinserinserinse*
*Neetly fits back in LOrW’s branium*
*Tapes with orinje pawprint duckee tape*
*Snaps on CHRG and leeds viktim carefully to recuvery lownge*
*Tuks sof blankee arownd, and gives hot choklit an ginjerbred mans to nibbul on*
Now, no lukking at kyoots for at least foar minnits. Think abowt Chrismus shoppin insted, espeshuilly findin a parkin plase at teh mall.
Okeh now? Be caerful.
Oh boyz a dubble rescyu! Fankies Duffy! Ai lubs the orinje sodee pop rinse nd teh orinje pawprint duckee tape. Is the ginjerbred man an YNG ginjerbred man?? Jest askin….
*LOW heads tu nawty barn after recubbery*
Yu can luk and luk as musch as you can
But yu’ll nebber find owt – he’s teh ginjurbred man.
Hims prolly has leetlol icing pantz on!
mmmmm…tastee.
Skweeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
*SPLORT*
oops
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oh, an conga rats awn ur hoem toun’s twinnin wiv Diznee Wirld!!!!!
Mai orje Petronius alz 18 pounz uv himz not bother wivz de qwueen sizez bedz. Himz jus tell me when himz redee foar sleepz an will not takez mai no fur anszwers as hims will pezter till ai goez to bed. Then himz will lai all 18 pounz on top uv mei to sleeps, frum mai shoulderz to mai thighz. I aer hiz bed on de bedz. He thinkz this iz bestest wai to kill two birdz wiv one stone az he gets a bedz an insta pettinz machine all in one pakage. I fawl asleeps doing pettinz on himz wif my S/O/spouse as snugglee at mai back doin pettinz too on the Peteymanz furz while I haz the deep rumblepurrz massage an warmer blankie on mei. If Ai not do pettinz as he likez them himz will march up n downz mei all nite till Ai do it rightsz wivz the little boney feetz, the only partz uv himz that has anyting to come cloze to boneysz. Himz a ROUND Big Kitteh.
Himz sowndz laik a beeyootimus kitteh!!!!
Your Petronius is a big ROUND Big Kitteh who is a luckee boy to have his Momcat so well-trained! The Original Catnip Junkie used to like the pillow for himz bed, so if anybodee happnd to be using it, he would gentlee suggest that bodee just stay put while he curled around said hed. Looved that boy!
*eyes expand* *Eyes explode* *SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Grantski’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Sigh….I look at these cute cats way too much, But its so addicting D:
Dis is definitibeley one taht needs teh worning labul. I will jus put a wastebaskit over mah hed so as not to luk at it NEmore.
(muffled) an fink of parking at teh Mall…
But the cuteness is not a bad thing…*Leads you to a basket of little kittens* Just look at the noses, and the toe pads
Nd teh softee fluffee orinj fur!!!
woewoewoewoewhut yu tryin to du!!!!I can feel teh sofness and teh littul jellee-beene tosies evun wif a wasbaskit on mah hed! Oh NOES I CANT RESIS-
*SPLORT*
(At leest most of mah branes staied in teh wasebaskit. *sigh* I will jus lay on teh flore quietlee for a bit…)
Lookowt! Duffy iz down! Here comes teh substitoot secondstring CCC! Dingdingding!
*Scoops up teh splorted brainz carefully, sweep scoop sweep, adn picks out of wasebaskit*
*Rinses brainz wif fresh-melted snow waterz from teh roof of teh CCC*
*Puts brainz back in brainpan, pat pat pat*
*Puts top back on hedd adn securez wif rainbow duckytaip*
*Applies fresh CHRG(wdoi) adn another layer of duckytaip*
*Covers victim with warm blankee from blankee warmer compartment of CCC*
Okeh, Duffy, yu take it eazee a while adn eet this chawklit opossum, adn think of boring nonsplorting stuffs.
Awww! Fuzzy wuzzy little one. *pets gently so’s not to wake him*
…although the fuzzier they are…the pointier the pointy ends are. (I know– my mom’s cat was a fuzzy wee one but WHEW those pointy ends!!)
Oh to be a kitteh
onna kowch in mai own hawse
Just purrin wile ai’m dreemin
Uv teh brand new catnip mawse
crunchy noms an gushifuds
wen ai wake up from mai nap
but for now ai strech an yawn
an climb on my hoomin’s lap
*applolsaus!!!!*
Fanx. Komfy kittehs ar so inspyrin. Dey ar teh eggsperts at relaxifyin.
**Red comez in, shivverin an wet**
I HAYT HAYT HAYT dis stoopy wevver!
Ohai Red! *Cranks up industrial-strenk rhsb-dryer-machine, wif big fan and heeter-coilz, to thaw out Red adn dry her off* Whoosh!
We hadz teh snows here in southern NM this past week, but yesterday teh sun camez out adn meltzem awl. Adn tehn today teh wind is blowin three direkshums at wunce, adn nearlee blowd mai hedd off. (Mai floofee beard makes me a sorta high-profile-vehickle in these blowy weatherz. Wind can get ahold of mai chin and apply teh torque, oyesh. )
Ohai, Lungdoc! Fanks foar teh dryur/warmur.
Yoo gots beerd lyk ZZ Top?
I lyks teh fashul hares awn men, az lawng az its kept fairlee neet an kleen. Donut wanna has to wurry abowt critturs comin owt of it wen wii is huggin! 
Ai’m nawt kwite in teh ZZ Top league of fashul floofs, but rite at teh moment, it’z binna while since I went to teh barberz for teh trimminz. Adn when it gets cold owtside, Ai hates teh thought ov walkin owt ov teh sharberbop into teh cold breeze wiffa neerly nekkid nekk. (If you look at teh pixures section of my profile, I’m the guy wif teh tuxie kitteh on my belleh in teh first pixure on teh left, adn you can sorta see teh beard.)
**goes to luuk**
Ooooh, u has teh purty fashul floofs!
Teh kitteh be puty too.
Awgee, fanks *blush* !
Cattails made a kewt LOL owt of that pixure, tu…
(Ohey! Therz a new LOL up! See ya on next page perhaps!)
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Ohai smudgie! Happee tu see ya!
ohai smudgie … ai lubs yur laitist enstawlmint ob da kitteh paridijim
here, hear! is full o win adn awesome
Adorable floof, with every couch we sell
At Furnacher Werld
Doan let teh cowch monsker eeted yoo, lil kitteh!
WANT! (I’m gonna TRY not to *splort*…teh clean-up crew bin workin’ too hard in here), but SQUEEEEEEEE….KISSY-KISSY-KISSY!
awww looks like meh kitteh
AWWW factor Level infinity (BANG)……. wow thats a first the meter just malfunctioned.
P.S. Anyone know where I can score some insulin siriosly this pic is so sweet it gave me diabeetese
Ppl roole #231. Dun’t letz teh kitteh sweet tok u!! Tehy wun’t cleenz teh littabox!!