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Ize angri wen ize pooshd
Ai becumz a skorpion, sew wotch owt, k?
Sting like a flutterby – fly like a bee?!?
Hur feet arnut maid ob clay !!
kitteh obvyuslee borned between 22 octowburr an 23 novemburrrr
Scorpio wil hab a dai ob annoyances. Tri tu deel wib lubbed wunz sensibloly !!
sigh…ifs onlee mah floofy tail wuz pointyfied…
Tuu dainjeruss !! Yu miet taik owt an i !!
Rythmic kitteh is being rythmic… sorta…
Lyke tappin a fifth foot !!
Wy did nobuddee tail mi abowt tihs befoar ??
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Speken ob rythum, hao wuz kwire praktus ??
ai wuz jus admirin teh kwire on the anna mae kitteh lol frum yesturrrdai! gud singin, all!
Shor woz !!
La la la la coff coff …. * PB duznut sing sew wel *
take fingers owt ob eers, pb! ai wud hab sung along lowd an prowd!
a frend an ii alwaiis sing lowd an dramatiklee whenebber we at sporting event wif nashunull anthum. more peepul shud, iz fun!
Moast Auzzies du nawt kno teh wurds ob owr nashnel anfum !!
* Ackshully teh cais coz wi chainged frum God Sabe Teh Qween *
Tihs iz wun ob owr shaird feligns ob pride; taht we doan kno it !!
lol, at owr minur leeg baseball games, we hab enuff teems visiting frum canananada that we know a lawt ob teh werds tew theirs!
it was our burfday concurt – and we ROCKED!!!
somewun recorded us on video – will post it on our youtoob-site wehn I can get my cold and clammy hands on it!!
ai cannut wait tew c it, nenne!
>sits nrvuslee on pins an needlolols<
* Parses Nenne a jumpa (nawt a kangyru) adn a towlet *
Eggselent !! Ai wate tu si it wen yu du !!
poor nennee! whaifur yoo cold an clammee? altho is teh cold an clammee seesun heer…ooo dots…
is cold, hoomid and raining snow… PLEH! DONUT WANT!
and I left without my mittens this moaning…
BTW, ai loded a nyu pikki ob mi strai adn hur kitty on mi profiel … !!
oh my – they are gorgeous!!!
Thx !! Kitten haz tu go suun !! Befoar Catmess, aifink !!
* Befoar PB getz tuu attatshed !! *
I’m sure the shelter will find a good home! he so gorgeous!
You think you’ll be able to get the mum to be spayed?!? She is so pretty!
No. Shi wud hab tu bi chipd, collard adn regested !! Tehy doan spay nd relees strais. Shi am tuu wild foar hur oan gud !!
O. Wel !!
kitteh of skorpion king.
GMTA !!
dats not vary gud pettings!
Pritty kitty deserbs betta, aifinkso !!
This was a good way to start my morning. -nods-
gud jawb, pb, up tehr all bai yurselfs! ai wuz fitin sum xmas lites an gots heer lait.
how bowt a cheezburger an fries tew silleebrayt?
Wel Ai hab had mi tea, butt(!) wy nawt ??
I woz stil eeten tihs tiem lars niet (10:15 pm) afta a punkchard cyclol.
Got anubber wun tuniet. Bad tyubez, ai fink !!
* PB bringz owt teh ginga beer adn sordid diet soff drincz *
Halp yorselbz, ebbreebuddee !!
I found sum lebkuchen – spycee cookies wif jam an chocklit!!!
Jermin ressipee inna OZie magazeen !! Wot du yu kno ??
Yum !!
Nom Nom Nom
Slurp Slurp Slurp
:burp:
Aaaaah !!
LOL! Ai just had 3 of those for dessurt! *waves hello to all cheezfrends and lurkers*
* Waivz bak *
*waives back – an ticklols Upfis feelurs*
*hur “tayl” goes up like a skawrpeeuns tayl*
eep – gud skawrpeeun imitayshun upfi!!!
*Waivs to upfi. Takes a mug of tea from PB and munches on some lebkuchen. Tnx, nenne and pb.
Tahts prolly cawld bie nao. Hab sum hawt wortir !!
*giggles*
But ai doesn’t sting, pwomiss! Ai onlee nibblols on ur greens and mabbeh on ur fingurs…
oh – gud!!
here – have sum felt-salad/mache-salad! my faborite!
ooooo ai wans a nise strawng gingurr ale, pleez. tehr was a plase in N. Carolina that made great gingurr ale that made yur iis wattur!
Hoam mayd iz teh bessed if yu can kepe teh lids awn teh bottlols !!
tihs plase used tew use bottlol caps off udder drinkees tew cap tehrs, sew it’d hab beer caps, coke caps, etc.
* Raizis a glars tu tehm !! *
ai hazza go, but will bbl, hab fun todai cheezfrenz!
Si yu suun !!
* waivz *
bay bay MM!
have a lubbleh day!!
Man eatng scorpion cat
At the start of the video for a second I though the cat is going to dance to this music
Indiana Jones Kitteh comes with his own whip.
*wh-TAK!*
Dat’s a real funee, Lola.
Dat Nufin. Mah cat do dat.
Meh, dat kitteh sufferz sum seriuz alien-tail syndromz.
I think the tail is just expressing its displeasure at your appalling taste in music.
teh kitteh hates squaredance
Rare scorpion-cat hybrid finally observed in natural habitat.
iz not a kiteh, iz a scorpionz
I guess that’s what happens when you cross a cat with a scorpion!
Scorpion-cat strikes with fuzziness, not poison
Scorpion kitteh! I lost mah sting though
Scorpion-cat claims another victim.
all scorpion-cat comments=WIN!
skorpien kitteh kilz you tu deth
Funny.
My cat does that too, he just has a much longer tail, so he hits his own head with it…
SKORPYUN
RAOND 1
FAIGHT!!
good thing that cat wasn’t half scorpion
hehe, I have a cat that does the same thing
I was hoping to get film of it too, but you beat me to it 
scorpion
Somebody was a scorpion in their previous life.
Lolz,thaz cut,my kitteh dont do tht.
lolz
lolz thatz cute!my kitteh dont do tht.
but iz thtz a scorpion kitteh?lolz 
wtf srsly? that was crap.
better stay away from this awful place!
i finkso dis poor goggeh has teh nurrylogical glitches…
ScorpionCat!
‘Tis the Scorpion King’s pet cat.
Skorpeon Kitteh!
The poor kitty is annoyed at having to listen to that terrible music.
LOL!!!!1 kitteh finks he is a scorpien!
SKORPION KITTEH