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Doan’t wanna eet dat!
Ohai Anni adn conga ratz awn leeding teh ty / brayd !!
Thx PB! Happi Sumdai ebbriwun! (Tho Ai spoze ur Sumdai iz neerlee ober, PB!)
Yesh, iz arfter 10 pm adn ai ar juss eeten mai dinna !! Ai gawt anubba punksha on teh bicyclol ried toniet. Chainjed teh tyuub az teh sun set !!
If yu is gettin lawts ob punkchers, chek tehre issunt a thorn, or sumfink, stikkin rite thru teh tyr, into teh innertyoob. An, if tahts awl cleer, chek yu is pumpin th tyrs to teh rite preshur (it’ll sai awn teh side ob teh tyr); if tehy is nawt pumpd up hard enuff, yu get pinch-punkchurs. Teh harder teh Sir Fayse yu ryd awn, teh harder yu shud pump yur tyrs up.
Tihs has bin a Publik In Formayshun Nouns Mint form Teh Bike It Lady!
If yu is gettin lawts ob punkchers, chek tehre issunt a thorn, or sumfink, stikkin rite thru teh tyr, into teh innertyoob. An, if tahts awl cleer, chek yu is pumpin th tyrs to teh rite preshur (it’ll sai awn teh side ob teh tyr); if tehy is nawt pumpd up hard enuff, yu get pinch-punkchurs. Teh harder teh Sir Fayse yu ryd awn, teh harder yu shud pump yur tyrs up.
Tihs has bin a Publik In Formayshun Nouns Mint form Teh Bike It Lady!
Thx Ambercat !!
Ai tink itz teh forns in teh roorool roadz moastlee !!
Tonitez wuz wib nyu tyrez adn tuubz adn eben a kevlar innarbelt.
Ai yuuz 100-120 psi. Maibee teh nyu tuub haz a bad valv …
Ai wil chek it tumorroe !! Ai wuz harfwai on 45 km b4 dinna ried !!
Gud tu kno yu ried tuu !! Ai du mush moar nao tahn wen ai wuz yung nd silli.
Noe kneed to fank me; Ai’m juss doin mai jawb: Ai werks fur a sustaynabul transport chariddy; luk us up!
Dun taht, AC, fankx !!
BTW, teh tyuub had teh fawlty seam.
Nex tiem, isle get seemless !!
iz plain tu si, aifinkso
I’ll nawt rys to taht pun!
Haz u heered uv teh boi hoo ett yeest an shoo polish `coz him wuz tawld 2 rize an shyne?!
*snert*
“Rize an shyne wiv Kiwi”, mai mum wud sai … !!
Taht wud spoyl yor whole meal !!
Angree bred sez “bite me!”
It mai juss be bred to yu, butt (!) it’s hoem to a lidl maus. Amember: Feed teh hoemless and clove teh por tihs Chrissmuss.
Luuks lyk yeastirdaiz bred !!
he’s in a bad mood becuz he got toasted last nite.
Gawt in a fite adn sumbuddee sliecd him up !!
Must have been a real heel. Evryone noes teh heel is no gud.
“Crumbz !!”, hi sed. “Ime toste nao !!”
Yoo be in a reel jam!
Hi sed, Moremarlad ??
I sed, I lyk tu spread miselb arownd !!
congarats tew anni, pb, an ambercat!
holee bredd, batman!
Thx Mugglemary !!
* Did tehy fynd tihs in teh Bat Caiv ?? *
Hey, MM! Gud to see yu; how’s teh nyt shift goin?
ohai amber, iz kwiet tewnite. we has wun vakansee an wun new rezzidint sew so far sew gud!
Ar yew stil awn shawt owerz, MM ??
Is teh Goest ob Brekfust Past!
If taht wuz mai brekfuss, Ide go parst it tuu !!
Bemyndz me Ai need 2 go owt 2 get sum bredd! Bai fur naow!
Yoov gawt no tiem tu loaf !! Bai nao, Anni !! * waivz *
yesh, anni, move yur buns!
thats not a cat.
Fankyu, Captin Obvyus! Ai wud neber has knoed taht, wivowt yur commet
Scayree Rye Bredd habz
jynoarmuss yeest infekkshun.
May needz Lamm~o~sill!
Scayree Rye Bredd spentz
t3h nyte wiff Pumpurrnikkill.
Duz nawt lykez reezultz!!
Scayree Rye Bredd mayz
jusst waytz payshuntlee andz den
toarmentz t3h Kitteh!!!
Jack.
Am I the only one who sees the “my anus is bleeding” scene from Don Hertzfeld’s Rejected unfolding in real-life? Wow, that’s scary.
Dat bred done gonna et ME!
Soviet Russia Bread.
It’ll give you indegestion all right!:(
Angree Bread is Angree!!!
*how DARE u even contemplate eating me!! I shall smite thee down!!*
If Ray hadn’t thought of the Stay Puff Marshmallow man would this have been his next thought?
Emo Bread is emoting.
dis isn’t even a kitteh!
It is Pale man from Pan’s labyrinth