Comments on: No. I forbid you to read this.

By: chipster321

chipster321 — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:44:17 +0000

nooo bad kitty!

By: Kitta

Kitta — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:02:56 +0000

nooo you cant have her she brings her momma lotsa joy even if she disallows acsess to twilight…

By: Kitta

Kitta — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:01:33 +0000

you are right the kitty was too late, thats my girlfriend’s cat.. and my girlfriend’s book… and no matter what the cat or i do she still reads teh twitlight ><

By: Jami

Jami — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:30:42 +0000

Even though I’m a dog person, I should like to have this cat. I shall take him/her to the library where I work and sic them on whiny teenagers and pedophilic moms who complain because all our Twilight books are checked out.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 17:50:21 +0000

Even Basement Cat knows when he has been beat; there ARE more sinister things in this world than him.

By: Lentmarz

Lentmarz — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:13:45 +0000

Amen, that cat has my undying gratitude, he is smart

By: Stef

Stef — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 07:36:18 +0000

Book – GREAT!
Movie – …kill me now.

In da end, that poor kitteh should be scratching da movie to shreds.

By: -

Sat, 12 Dec 2009 09:32:07 +0000

What worries me is how much the spine is bent. Obviously the owner of that book has read it lots of times, I think the kitty was too late…

By: MADD

MADD — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 01:45:41 +0000

NOOOOOO NOOOOOO I am one of those twilight freakozoids!!! I HATE THIS

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:48:50 +0000

I can’t believe that someone would put this! I am a fan of the Twilight Saga! SO DON’T BE MEAN!

By: Tori

Tori — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:16:33 +0000

GOOD KITTY. C:

By: Nom Nom Nom

Nom Nom Nom — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:00:37 +0000

Teh Iteh Biteh Kiteh Commiteh says “NO!” to glittereh vampyrs!

By: lolzKishi2

lolzKishi2 — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:35:07 +0000

teh bwak kat iz supah scaree! i reedz at niet, den cant sweep.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:33:27 +0000

lmao that’s awesome.

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:16:26 +0000

That is one smart kitteh! Psh, throw up hairballs on the sparkly vampires!

By: Catz_Queen_x

Catz_Queen_x — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:55:54 +0000

But kitteh is very clever……, i loved these books when they first came out but noes everyone has gone mad for this stuff….., x

if i listened to kitteh i would only have seen them now in the craze and probs still love them… -.-…..

By: Molly

Molly — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:22:32 +0000

Good advice from clever kitteh!

By: Hay Stack

Hay Stack — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:17:36 +0000

Good on u!!!
New moon and all the twilight books r rubbish!!!

By: Gadrean

Gadrean — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:48:06 +0000

WTF IS WRONG WIF DIS KITTEH?!?!??!?!? THE TWILIGHT SAGA IS THE BEST SERIES EVER!!!! THOSE OF U WHO DISAGREE, I HATEN YOU ALL!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(

By: Jynxie

Jynxie — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:50:14 +0000

This kitty is way smarter than us unintelligent mortals.

By: TheCareFreeDude

TheCareFreeDude — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:48:04 +0000

Dis kitteh is deh wise kitteh!

By: Will

Will — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:20:13 +0000

Woo! That’s the best picture ever. The cat knows whats right. I love it so much its my background

By: akplacek

akplacek — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:08:13 +0000

basement cat haz good taste

By: Cygnia

Cygnia — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:05:17 +0000

Can I hire dis very smart kitteh to protect my neezes n der dumb parents from dis pleh book? Dey are under teh horriblble deluzion dat dey are “romantic” n safe fer young girlz!

By: gamingkitty

gamingkitty — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:15:05 +0000

I haven’t even gotten that far, but congrats to your daughter for having good taste in reading .

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:14:07 +0000

Thank you, basement cat, you always know what’s best ^^

By: Upfi

Upfi — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:29:38 +0000

Pffffft!!! U don’t noes wots gud 4 u! Ai really likes me sum topless werewolves – awlmost as gud as teh firemens!

By: x

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 12:24:43 +0000

Thirded…

By: clarity

clarity — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 10:41:15 +0000

read it too, cause two friends, a married couple, recommended it oO
i wanted to burn it, throw it into a river, put meat in it and feed it to wild animals…. in the end i just read about every anti-twilight page/blog there is

By: NoseMoking

NoseMoking — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:11:32 +0000

ai sekkundz dis

By: barboid

barboid — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:45:58 +0000

Now I KNOW you are my true friends! I has a happy even though nobody rescued me from a triple splortage (2 lolcats and a loldog), you hab restored my faith by following basement cat’s advice here. I only read the first book. A year after my daughter had bought the book. And she said, “Mom, you gotta read this sorry piece of junk! I can’t believe how awful this is and how shallow the characters are!” Madiantin, we share your pain. Here’s some soothing ointment and a hug.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:36:36 +0000

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:16:11 +0000

You are very, very smart.

By: ceilingcatbilivr

ceilingcatbilivr — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:15:02 +0000

Thank yeou, o smart cat! you has saved me from the ebils of Twilight! I thanked you very muches!

By: Madiantin

Madiantin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 03:14:43 +0000

“Read it” my teenage daughter said, “It’s awesome. You’ll love it.”

It about made me hurl. I wanted to throw it across the room. I read it record time just so I could stop reading it. It was like rubbing my eyeballs across a cheese grater.

I wanted to slap that stupid girl (Bella. Or whatever her name actually is. I mean, come ON!!! Calling your character “beautiful” is just so aaaggghghhhhhh!!!) upside the head and tell her to get a stinkin’ life already! And what kind of twit writes a book for teenagers with some kind of emo suicidal girl who can’t live without her boyfriend …. the same boyfriend who really really really really wants to kill her?

Bizarre.

By: Yogurt

Yogurt — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:57:39 +0000

Tanks thx1449! Sumtiems iz hard bein a lybrareean! I haz tu tell teh kitties tu bee qwiet all teh tiem. But iz fun wen der iz storee tiem! Wee just red ‘Teh Owl an teh Pussykat.’ I reeds sum nao! Ahem*

Teh owl an teh pussykat
wen tu see
een a bootiful pea greenz bowt,
Owl drank see water an dyed,
Pussykat den eight him wif sum musturd,
Dee end

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:52:07 +0000

Indeed! The Donkey commends all librarians.

By: thx1449

thx1449 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:03:58 +0000

Basement Cat’s cousin Librarian cat saves yet another teenage reader from the horrors of Twilight. We commend you Librarian cat.

By: Taf

Taf — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:02:25 +0000

Dis iz indeed a waiz kitteh! Kitteh savded yooz from evil book!

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:29:49 +0000

Priorities Win!

By: thabigcheesy

thabigcheesy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:56:06 +0000

OMG! FANK YEW KITTEH! Fanks fer takin won fer deh teem!

By: Annie

Annie — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:51:15 +0000

dude, the cat looks like my friend’s cat, maebon!!!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:45:24 +0000

Jewel did dis tu meh todai….Ai came hoam frum church and her wuz sittin’ on my Assassin’s Creed II Strategy Guide, so Ai played wif her nawt-second befoar I played teh video game.

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:45:16 +0000

It IZ Sunday, aftur awl!

By: rhsb

rhsb — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:44:41 +0000

Dats why I nawt lyk warin Crocs wen it raynz.

Wet feets – do nawt want!

By: Markitteh

Markitteh — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:38:07 +0000

BC noes teh scarry. If ai wants scarry ai reads Poe (“the Black Cat” ftw) an fur vampyrees Bram Stoker. Ai’m scared awreddy.

By: kafleen

kafleen — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:25:07 +0000

wat haz been seen cannut bee unseen!

By: Chey

Chey — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:21:37 +0000

Yeh,thx kitteh but iz red itz

By: Cali-fur-nia Dave

Cali-fur-nia Dave — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:13:50 +0000

BC proteks yur frajill litl mynd

By: D.R.

D.R. — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:02:04 +0000

I’s only scaree critter shud be crossin ur paf.