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Kitteh noes wat’s best!
Com grabur elayshuns Anni!!!
hawt koko befurr bedthyme?!?
Ai has a thurmos of it heer… enuff for ebrywun!
and sum marh malloos too!
Thx Nennepus Dass juss teh fing fur dis tiem uv nite!
well – I’m off to bed!! is 20pastmidnite heer…
Nite nite cheezland!
Nite Nennepus – sleap tite (waek up sobur!)
Tiem Ai went 2 bed 2.
G’nite awl!
and not to see the moobie either….
ai sekkundz dis
Thirded…
Pffffft!!! U don’t noes wots gud 4 u! Ai really likes me sum topless werewolves – awlmost as gud as teh firemens!
But kitteh is very clever……, i loved these books when they first came out but noes everyone has gone mad for this stuff….., x
if i listened to kitteh i would only have seen them now in the craze and probs still love them… -.-…..
Yahoo!
BC sez trust me.
and he shud no….
Wat haz been red cannawt b unred.
said the voice of eggspeariwuns?!?
*snikr*
Nawt this book; butt (!) I red “The Stand” by Stephen King wen I wazza kidlet. Too scary to read; too good to put down.!….
Basement cat rides the Censor ship
Snerk! New Moon 451!
Teh kehtti is so smurt!
he noes wuz bad fer u
CRAP!
is wut u almost read
but kehtti sabed u.
-QM
fankyoo kitteh!
*gibs kitteh lotsa toona an otter noms as fankyoo gift*
literary critic kitteh is critical
hmm. that’s odd. i thought i had put my Catmas Catavar up. Does I need to change it in wordpretzel as well?
Yep! It ownlee werks iffn u chaynj it in ur WP profiel.
Straynj! Ai can see it awn teh nawt sekund commint but nawt teh nekst!
Naow it’s dere in bofe! Ai gib up!
wp issa bit slow sumtiems!
I reememburr u said that about myne too!!!
Ai had 2 cleer histuree den Ai seed it!
ah.
if i clear history, i’ll log myself out of 2 other web sites, so i tries again later.
U ownlee nead to cleer 2day’s
either shift-refresh or ctrl-refresh will do the trick most tiems too…
good luck – and good nite!!
oh – and get well soon!
i usually clear out interweb stuff at the end of the day, i’ll try tomorrow.
and thanks.
ai can see ur catmas abatart!!!
Can U see it naow, P_t? U may nead 2 go 2 “Tools” an cleer recent history.
Ai juss Googloled it an it duzn’t sownd liek gud bedtiem reedin!
hee hee – is da teenaje fad rite nao dough!!!
the moobie is just out…
Ai’m glad Ai aer nawt a teenayjur!
Kitteh purrfurs zombie slabes. >:)
Whu wudda thunk taht BC wud bi lukking owt fur us??
he sneeky. das how he bilds ur trust.
“Ai haz dun yuz aye favur, nao gibz mi yur sole.”
Taht iz sneeky!
*Checks shoes* You NO can have!
Butt, butt mai shuz haz holez in teh bottums!
And that’s why itza slippry slope.
Dunno abowt slypperi, butt teh holez du lets teh watturs in.
Dats why I nawt lyk warin Crocs wen it raynz.
Wet feets – do nawt want!
u has a holey sole?
Ai haz holey jeenz tu.
It IZ Sunday, aftur awl!
Even Basement Cats have standards.
I’s only scaree critter shud be crossin ur paf.
BC proteks yur frajill litl mynd
Yeh,thx kitteh but iz red itz
wat haz been seen cannut bee unseen!
BC noes teh scarry. If ai wants scarry ai reads Poe (“the Black Cat” ftw) an fur vampyrees Bram Stoker. Ai’m scared awreddy.
teh bwak kat iz supah scaree! i reedz at niet, den cant sweep.
Jewel did dis tu meh todai….Ai came hoam frum church and her wuz sittin’ on my Assassin’s Creed II Strategy Guide, so Ai played wif her nawt-second befoar I played teh video game.
Priorities Win!
dude, the cat looks like my friend’s cat, maebon!!!
OMG! FANK YEW KITTEH! Fanks fer takin won fer deh teem!
Dis iz indeed a waiz kitteh! Kitteh savded yooz from evil book!
Basement Cat’s cousin Librarian cat saves yet another teenage reader from the horrors of Twilight. We commend you Librarian cat.
Indeed! The Donkey commends all librarians.
Tanks thx1449! Sumtiems iz hard bein a lybrareean! I haz tu tell teh kitties tu bee qwiet all teh tiem. But iz fun wen der iz storee tiem! Wee just red ‘Teh Owl an teh Pussykat.’ I reeds sum nao! Ahem*
Teh owl an teh pussykat
wen tu see
een a bootiful pea greenz bowt,
Owl drank see water an dyed,
Pussykat den eight him wif sum musturd,
Dee end
“Read it” my teenage daughter said, “It’s awesome. You’ll love it.”
It about made me hurl. I wanted to throw it across the room. I read it record time just so I could stop reading it. It was like rubbing my eyeballs across a cheese grater.
I wanted to slap that stupid girl (Bella. Or whatever her name actually is. I mean, come ON!!! Calling your character “beautiful” is just so aaaggghghhhhhh!!!) upside the head and tell her to get a stinkin’ life already! And what kind of twit writes a book for teenagers with some kind of emo suicidal girl who can’t live without her boyfriend …. the same boyfriend who really really really really wants to kill her?
Bizarre.
You are very, very smart.
Thank yeou, o smart cat! you has saved me from the ebils of Twilight! I thanked you very muches!
Now I KNOW you are my true friends! I has a happy even though nobody rescued me from a triple splortage (2 lolcats and a loldog), you hab restored my faith by following basement cat’s advice here. I only read the first book. A year after my daughter had bought the book. And she said, “Mom, you gotta read this sorry piece of junk! I can’t believe how awful this is and how shallow the characters are!” Madiantin, we share your pain. Here’s some soothing ointment and a hug.
read it too, cause two friends, a married couple, recommended it oO
i wanted to burn it, throw it into a river, put meat in it and feed it to wild animals…. in the end i just read about every anti-twilight page/blog there is
I haven’t even gotten that far, but congrats to your daughter for having good taste in reading
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Thank you, basement cat, you always know what’s best ^^
Can I hire dis very smart kitteh to protect my neezes n der dumb parents from dis pleh book? Dey are under teh horriblble deluzion dat dey are “romantic” n safe fer young girlz!
basement cat haz good taste
Woo! That’s the best picture ever. The cat knows whats right. I love it so much its my background
Dis kitteh is deh wise kitteh!
This kitty is way smarter than us unintelligent mortals.
WTF IS WRONG WIF DIS KITTEH?!?!??!?!? THE TWILIGHT SAGA IS THE BEST SERIES EVER!!!! THOSE OF U WHO DISAGREE, I HATEN YOU ALL!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:(
Good on u!!!
New moon and all the twilight books r rubbish!!!
Good advice from clever kitteh!
That is one smart kitteh! Psh, throw up hairballs on the sparkly vampires!
lmao that’s awesome.
Teh Iteh Biteh Kiteh Commiteh says “NO!” to glittereh vampyrs!
GOOD KITTY. C:
I can’t believe that someone would put this! I am a fan of the Twilight Saga! SO DON’T BE MEAN!
NOOOOOO NOOOOOO I am one of those twilight freakozoids!!! I HATE THIS
What worries me is how much the spine is bent. Obviously the owner of that book has read it lots of times, I think the kitty was too late…
you are right the kitty was too late, thats my girlfriend’s cat.. and my girlfriend’s book… and no matter what the cat or i do she still reads teh twitlight ><
Book – GREAT!
Movie – …kill me now.
In da end, that poor kitteh should be scratching da movie to shreds.
Amen, that cat has my undying gratitude, he is smart
Even Basement Cat knows when he has been beat; there ARE more sinister things in this world than him.
Even though I’m a dog person, I should like to have this cat. I shall take him/her to the library where I work and sic them on whiny teenagers and pedophilic moms who complain because all our Twilight books are checked out.
nooo you cant have her she brings her momma lotsa joy even if she disallows acsess to twilight…
nooo bad kitty!