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killify mi nao !!
Concat-u-milations on yer nawt-sekkund PB!
Fangz tbc !! * Yew iz a gard dawg ?? *
Yea. I donut byte….much.
Kill me now!
GMTA PJ !!
Naw, yerz is much bedder.
Iz luntshtiem heer adn ime awaik nao !!
Wot tiem yu gawt, pj ??
7:07 central
See !! Yu stil wairin yor PJz adn waikin up !! * corni, ai kno … !! *
* PB smilolz weak weak weak-endidly ..
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Oh, do you finx itz morning hear? Nope. It’z now 8:26 at nite.
(and I am in my pjamas onna Caturday nite) Tomorrow nite is “go out” nite.
* Ai had teh joek wurkd owt nawt-sekkund adn teh tiem laita *
Wot iff frenz drawp in ?? O. Yew habbin a pj partee !! 
It’snot traditional pjs. More like fancy garfield holiday loungeware. Very comfy.
Does anybuddy drawp in anneemore? I finx itza lost art.
It’z mite be cultchuarlly unaxecptiblol.
Any feedback, cheezpeepz?
Hmmm.
I myself duz nawt like teh drawp ins. I likes too bee notified and asked if I wutns cumpnee. buts if dey DOO drawp in den dey muss bee treetified like royaltee.
It mebbeh dat in teh souff dat teh drawp ins r moar acceptible dan in yankee land…butts nawt shur. teh dawnkey am moar yankee dan suthurn.
Wen I wazza kidd, peoplols drawpt in butt (!) in da daze ov cellphones and such, I probly won’t anser da door iffin I nawt expecerin any 1. *turns down tv volume* *hides*
Itz yur relatibz kummen tu stai fur Chrismess !!
* O wot fun it iz tu hied *
Jusss liek teh Grizwaldz !!
I luufs the companies butt (tee hee) lieks some warnun. dustbunnies yano….
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Oh and concat u lashuns on yer ty wif PB!
Ai karned go awn !!
Butt (!) you must go awn!! Think ob all da cheeze!!
Adn teh firteen gurlfrends!
Adn teh furtene gurlfrenz muvvaz …..
*Jumps into kitteh’s mouf*
Chew happi nao, pooty ??
Ai libs dai tu dai finkin ime be-in trappt !!
whut lubberly wiskers dis kitteh has! How lucki dis mousie is to see such wiskeries up close!
Da kitteh nawt mind, Himz triin to make frenz. Nice moussie, comeeeer!
.. adn a smilol lyk a chesheer cat; sew mush betta cloas up !!
Anuzzer grate pic!
adn a good pick !!
Deeze kids are drivin me nuts!
Remembarin teh naimz ob tahir muvvaz is wun fing …. !!
Bring da kitteh home to meet da kids.
@pj: In some kitteh kuntries, dats called a “Buffet”
Sum kittehs niver learn dat mowsies are frenz not fud.
ohai ThaBigCheesy, welkome to Cheezland, nice to habbing yoo heer!
Ohai back, lunarmommy! Fanks fer da welkum and its berry nice tew meetcha!!
ohai thabigcheesy!
>extens floofee paw ob frenship<
iz nise tew meetchoo!
ai likes yur blig bladd nozie!
>snerk<
or make taht BLAKK, eben
or Big, ebben!
>sheesh<
Ai lubz tehm meeces tu peeces !!
Mmm, choklit an p-nut budder, a gr8 combonashun! (Reese peeces is a popular US candy)
* Ai fink ai woz kwoting Tom n Jerry, budd er Aime nawt shore .. *
Sounds like Klybourn, Klillb,, K…?? “loves to eat da mousies; nibblols on der tiny feet” It’s a very old cartoonstrip.
Fownd it awn Yarhuu. It wuz Pixie nd Dixie !!
Hoap ime nawt Jinxed nao !!
ai still has a stuffd Dixie frum when ai wuz an itsee bitsee mugglemary! wuz Dixie becaws he had suthern axcent.
mm, reeses peeses iz mah favrit! meeses peeses nawt so much do, iz a veggie tarien.
kamimouz!
yup, him needs to run into taht grass, ifinkso
Kitteh finks, “Ile hab tihs to mice elf ” !!
.. if no wun ratz awn mi … !!
Ime a dessert maus !! Kum bak wen yoov had kibblolz, k?
snerk! you are a choklit mouoos?
“I screme laitur”, ai sed !! * Tihs wil bi teh deth ob mi !! Sheesh !! *
Iz yoo SHUR awl dem bebbehs be yourz? Did yoo go awn Maury to haz it proovd?
Teh enba lope sayz…..
“Weel fynd owt afta teheze commurshell massagez .. “
Mowsee sez, “Dat bebbeh nawt luuk lyk me, lyk me…”
There is a 99.9% chance that you are the daddeh.
.. ober mai ded bodee !!
*Throws chair at PB*
Screemz bak, “himz nawt mice un !!
And now back to the Maury P show…….
Whew !! Taht sho seamd tu larst foar a paternity !!
Happeh father’s day! Ding ding ding!!! You arz da mousie daddeh!! Cormgrajimations!
Materminilly yourz,
Meeeses mamma.
Wait, wut? Yikes!
**runzawaiwifakwikness** **areeleereeleefaskwikness** **likeiamouttaheerkwikness**
Kitteh onli wonts yu to joyn himz fur dinna !!
Yah, himz havvin fava beens an a nyse Kee-an-tee.
Joyn in himz stummuk partee, aifinkso!
Wi cud hab Rat a tuey
*Adds eggplant to shopping list*
yummmm, ai lubz egglant!
Doesn’t da loook goood!
PH – Did yoo get ur howse cleened up 2day?
I did sumwat. Nawt finished tho.
pfft. Cleeen howse iz obur raytid. Ai gottid FankGibbon stuffx put awai, duz dat cownt?
Whale, i TRYED tu reply, but WP ate it.
awwwww
Nawt tu be sad liddlol dawnkee! Kitteh lukz nawt intterested. I jist pulled owt mai wafflol makur tu gib tu mai mom-parrut, I will mayke yu sum wafflols rite nao! {{{kafleen}}
**YAWNZ**
Dere’s sumfin abowt a kitteh, sleepin curloled up nexst to yoo dat mayks u has a tyred….
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…..
Hab a gud cat nap Red !!
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Speekin of holiday howsewerk, I needs to be puttin up my winter lites. I has pretty good plans. Old toboggan, old wooden skis, big old winter basket wif pine boughs. Line dem wif wite lites. Dey not *exactly* Christmassy, so I can leaves dem up all winter. If I can get teh big basket away from my kittehs.
I would offer dem a nicer, floofier baskitt if they would let me use dat one. One wif a pretty leopard print lining and everyfing.
It’s ok to slide over a sleepin kitteh. Mr pj skipped himz nap yestterday cuz Toonces was sleepin in da middlol ob da bed.
Mr pj: Butt (!) she’s sleepin, it wood be rood to move her.
pj: Butt (!) if you move her over she goes rite back to sleep and still manages to get herz 22 1/1 hours.
Hee! Dat’s sweet. Does she wake up at awl? Sometimes when I move Punkin, he doesn’t even open his eyes.
Nawt much. Only to eet or getta bedder snuggle spot. My other kitteh is Punkin too. Spelled juss lyke dat. She picked out herz name.
*snurt*
Dat what my kittehs say, I finkso. Maybe if I pretend to need to use teh cardboard box instead, dey’ll want dat. Does reverse pyscy…pyoch….reverse finking work on kittehs?
OMCC, YESH!!! Reburss Sikeollygee wurks GRATE on kittehs!!
Okey dokey then. I’ll dekorate my cardboard bocks tomorrow, and when deh kittehs see it, dey’ll want it instead of teh baskitt. Or….dey’ll know what I’m dooing and I’ll be putting a bocks outside. Won’t do to well in deh sno, Idon’tfinkso….
ohai orangestripeykitty!! i haz not meeted yoo before, nice to meet yoo, welkome to Cheezland!
ohai lunarmommy! Fankees for the warm welcome. I’z fairly noo heer. Less than a week, I finkso.
ohai orangestripeykitty!
>extens floofee paw ob frenship<
nise tew meetchoo!
i ams noo tu cheezland. Plz tu maek frends evreebodee?
*Nom*
ohai ebbereewun! kontraree tew mai thotz, teh interweww wuz nawt az difficlut az ai wudda thot….
Yay! Gud luk!
Hennee Yungmann maus sez:
“Tayk mai wyvz … pleez!”
I can haz job!!!! I wurkz fourteh-too howrz in da weak, nn getz Crismus awf!
*haz a happee*
yay!! teh emploimints is a gud fin to habbing!! wut job is it?
(LolSpeak Off)
I’m going to be driving a van for a living, delivering supplies to restaurants for a local food service company. Local routes, not too much, considering the fact that the vans are no bigger than a full-size van.
Conga rats on teh gnu job!
Comgraburelayshuns!!!
*pops opin a bottlol of shampayn and poors a glass*
CHEEZ!!!
Awlso haz a klippee furr teh LOL. Myte b funneh.
brings back memrees.
Teh mousiy be pleedin dat kehtti no be eatin himz
he be ashskin nicely
PLEASE?!
on schond fot… he wants tu be eatin.
He gotz tu maniy commitments…. and kids…
-QM
imajines the munnies i mice-support…
Notta mouse. Iz vole.
DUCK!!! issa goose!!
iz a canuckustani moose, not goose
sillee
akshulleh – my hartkitteh Monty caught wun and spat it rite out… apparentleh tasting very pleh….
ai wud spit rite owt two. ai hab discobbered maus hedds left on mai paddyo. berree owld maus hedds. or vole hedds.
Tehy du taht volentarily butt(!) nawt wen yu wont tehm tu !!
*snurts at volentarily*
Thnkyew ! Thnkyew furry mutsh !!
dus it RLY mak teh diffurance in mai poemtriy?
I don’t think that was meant as a criticism of your poetry. If it was, they would probably have hit reply and the post would have “nested” under your post.
My impression that it was a response to the picture.
I’m kwite shure u’re poem wusn’t there when we replied to the “this is not a mouse it’s a vole commint”
We likes ur pomes! keep up the gud wurk!!!
13 girlfriends and 3,502 kids?! Wow! He must get around!
no kidding. Last time i checked, 13 gf’s were a desired thing.