
I Can Has BAMBI-BURGER!!!!
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I Can Has BAMBI-BURGER!!!!
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yu ketch et yu kleenz et kitteh
Con-CAT-enayshuz, willy boy! U gitted da tawp spawt uvva 4-wai brayd! Haow U wanna sillybrayt? Vennysunburgerz?
Congrats wily boy – u leed teh macrame!
fankees aahz an anni – hao bout wee git sum pawpkorn an drinksees an wach BamBee?
Noe, it awlwaiz maek me crie!
bai awl….tiem fro meh to leaf….
schmoooes an hedbonks!!!
Yes, Kitteh iffn u can run berry fast!
O deer.
o mai
how that deer can fly!
Is a scairdy-deer!
Bambi is frends nawt fuds
D’oh! A deer!
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ohai NS an Willyboi!
ohai dere princess – hao iz yu?
Ohai, PM! Hao u iz?
{{{{{princessmu}}}}}
Fast fud
win!
da hunta hath sent his kitteh, since he dsighdead bambis mom ain’t enough
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Mr. Snuggles was stirring, chasing a mouse;
He shredded the stockings by the chimney with care,
In hopes that sum candy would be in there;
The kittehs were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of cheezburgers danced in their heads;
And the humans in their room, goggie in their laps
Had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Snuggles sprang from the room to deal with the matter.
Away to the window he flew like a flash,
He Shredded the shutters and shredded the sash.
The Christmas lights shining on all of the snow
Gave the lustre of snow-cones to Mr. Snuggles below
Then he looked up and saw it, flying through sleet
A gigantic cheezburger, and it looked good to eat!
Snuggles saw a driver, and a red fuzzy hat
He knew in a moment it must be Santacat!
More rapid than The CCC, his reindonkeys came
And Santacat Purred, and called them by name
“Now, Tasty! now, Kafleen! now, Scrumptious! and Yummy!
This house has cookies to fill up my tummy!
To the cookies and milk, I WANT THEM ALL!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
So up to the rooftop the Reindonkeys flew,
With the cheezeburger full of goodies, and Santacat too.
And then, in a Braying, Snuggles heard on the roof
The stomping and pawing of each little hoof.
As snuggles stopped drooling, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Santacat came with a bound.
He looked side to side, and turned on the light,
found the plate of cookies, and took a big bite.
He had painted his fur red, from his head to his paws,
And his Hat bore the marks of little goggie claws
A bundle of burgers he had flung on his back,
And he seemed like he was enjoying his snack.
His eyes were so innocent, he made Snuggles merry
His cheeks were inflated, and he looked like a cherry!
His kitty-cat mouth was savoring milk
And his fur looked so wavy, as if it were silk
The end of a burger he held in his teeth,
And melted cheez covered his face like a wreath;
He had a kitteh face and a plump, round belly,
That shook when he Purred, like a Tub full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old cat,
Snuggles Meowed when he saw him, and shredded his hat.
The gaze of his eye, and whiskers that moved
Let Snuggles know that Santacat didn’t approve.
He Meowed once more, and on his face was a smirk,
He stitched all the stockings, fixing snuggles’ hard work.
And laying his paw aside of his nose,
And giving a Meow, up the chimney he rose.
He ran to his sleigh, and purred at his team,
And away the reindonkeys flew, all led by Kafleen.
But I heard him Meow!, ere he flew out of sight,
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!
No, Kafleen, don’t press that button!”
FTW!!1!
Elebenty cheezburgerz 4 U (n uh Mary Christmas 2!)
Thanks
WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!
Woot woot an fundrus applol saus!!!!
Most excellent story. LOL
o.O
Brilliunt!
*floofeh applol sauce*!!!
*waits with baited breff for the continuashun*…
Wut did happin when Donkey pressed da button**?!?!
did…
Asplode the cheesburger?
Boom, it go
Cheeseburgers, it rain?
D…
Draup frum da ski
Eggscelurate tu subsaunic speid
Frow Santacat frum da sleigh
G…
Gibs Santacat an atomic weggie
Hexes on all yer exes
Ignites afterburners
J…
Jumpz 2 ohai-purr-spais
Ketchez uh runnin deer
Leen obber 2 far
M…
Ill just let you guys decide
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I bowz 2 u, man.
No! No! Bambi is saykred!
Himz bowt 2 bekumz gushifudz…
Explain saykred?
ai beleaf Q meens skayred prehaps??? Oar dat bambii iz suche an beelubed kidlet charictur dat eetin hims wut bee beri, beri bad fing.
Ya eye toughts so too( i cried too in the movie part). Its weird but da deer clan holds favour to me. But da der clan is not on da inside of life circles in the anishinaabe. So it can be viewed as disrepect weird eh.
O-si-yo, 5 eagles. How’ve you been doing?
I’ve been busy recently (Great Spirit knows, I do enough already) helping my grandfather do stuff that he cannot do on his own.
He has cataract surgery scheduled for a week from Monday. I hope all goes well. If it does, most of his vision will be restored. However, the surgery is being done in two parts. One is the fourteenth, the other is the twenty-first. Until then, he is legally blind.
Wow you surely will earn a spot at the great fire for helping your grandfather. I will say a prayer and lay semma tobacco for him and you, his helper. O-si-yo ? six nations?
I have looking for you with your musical talents.LOL.
Cherokee. And I thank you for your prayers and offering to the Great Spirit on my grandfather’s behalf. I am honored.
Also, I have been looking for something that would go well with this thread….. nothing comes to mind as yet.
All the best to you and your grandfather. If it is any help, my 80-year-old father recently had the same cataract surgery — first one eye, then the other. Everything went just fine and he can see great now. I think that your grandfather will do just fine as well.
Hey, I iz seen you in televishun, you selebritteh, ah just wants autografs. Stop runnin’.
Get outta da street; boaf ob yas!!!
Well, dat iz wun way tu hunt a deer.
♪ ♫ Jess watt maykz dat littlol lolcat
♪ ♫ Fink himz can chays daown Bambi liek dat.
♪ ♫ Evvyboddee noez dat a cat kaynt
♪ ♫ Chays daown Bambi liek dat.
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♪ ♫ Butt (!) himz gotz Ohai hoapz!
♪ ♫ Himz gotz Ohai hoapz!
♪ ♫ Himz gotz cheezburger n fryz n da skie hoapz!
fur da win Aahz, !
I iz wachin bambee …………………….. Bambee’s mammy! boo hoo hoo wah wah etc. Oh! pwiti birdees!
The deer, it looks like a Kangaroo cross.
National Geographic theme: duh-duh-duh-DAH-DAH! duh-duh-duh-DAH-duh-DAH-duh-dah-DAH!
Um. I’m 99% sure that’s a Kangaroo.