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I Knew It
Ai duzzint beleeb u.
congaratz dere nightshayde – yu leeds an siggs wai tye!!!
Hee hee hee!!!!
Ai haz an irritaytin & stoopy co-werker hoo finks she kin boss me arownd wen we hasta duz a project togevver. She started naggin via e-mayo befoar ai eben getted to teh offiss today.
She caem to mah desk a fyoo minnitz ago (wen ai wuz away frum mah desk) to see if ai wuz heer.
She needs to lernify wiffakwikness dat ai duz NAWT reakt well to bein nagged. She izzint a superior or ennyfing — just rood & impayshunt (an nawt all dat niec a purrrsun ennywaiz). Naggin maeks meh werk much moar slowlee — an halps me to find uvver fings dat need mah attenshun.
Fings liek setting up a virtual appetizer buffay on wun uv mah favrit websites.
*starts settin up alfamabetikul appetizer buffay (wich kin haz sum dessert items azwell*
Displays:
Applol Cramberree Crisp
Brie wif
Crustee Bred
D…
Dull picklols
Entire cow, roasted
Finger sammiches, wif toejam
Grasshopper wings, Buffalo style
H…
Donuts.. sordid wuns
Enifing wif meltid cheez
Fronch fryez
G…
“I’d like a shoe with melted cheese on it …”
“and jam it down my throat!” Steve Martin FTW!
I wuz wundrin ifn ennywun wood ketch dat…
I did but I couldnot rember teh response. WTG, KittehlessJon!
and i want to massage your grandmother!
Horsis dooverz
Iis creem
Jello (See Ai aer biligwul)
Kaek
L…
gougeres
hot pickled cauliflower
itsy bitsy quiches
j…
jellee donutz
King caek
lasawnya
makkaronnee wif cheezcheezcheez
N …
Liddlol tinee fings
Marzeepan
Nom nom nom (oeggscuseme)
Oktapuzz ringz, fried
P…
Pie, lotsa, includin creem for fase mooshing
Quishes wif bakons
Rabbit food, wif six kinds dippin soss
T…
Sizzlin faheetuhz (doan fur-gitz da “S”)
Toastee marshtmellerz
Uvvin-fraish paystreez
Vanilly ais kreem (4 puttin awn uvver fingz heer)
W…
Wafflols fur teh dawnkee
XXXtra whippee kreemz
Yummy Vieener tortes
Zukkinni caeks
Punkin pii’s
Qwikly nom, nom, nom da fuds
Rosed beest
T…
Teenee tinee peetsas
Unidentifylolabul fings
Veggys fur dippin
Wite whine (well we needing sumfing to sipsipsippy)
….
Xtra larje mardareetahs
Yogurt caek wif chocklit frosting
Zabaglionee
*burp*
Takk for maten!!
Kitteh is dowtful
I thot him full o cheezburgers?
yesh ai am!
yupz – absowootlee!
skeptikal kitteh….iz skeptikal!
vu curse AI iz
pwees dew nawt gib meh teh ebil eye!
you….outta mai hed
*grin*
they’re all mad except me and thee….and I’m not so sure about thee
“Everyone’s mad here — and I’m … not … all … there … myself.”
Yu donut hab to be mad to be heer, butt it halps!
kitteh nawt think sew
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yer gettin tha evil-eye annywaise
STN
Tawkin uv ebil eyes, how is ur eye 2dai?
I got tagged by a road-case during a load-out last night, but oddly enough it helped the sty, um…….well it’s kinda gross……drain. either way, it’s on the road to recovery.
Better owt van in, Ai gess.
What’s that in the road? A eye?
if it wearin’ a badge……it’s keepin an eye on traffic for the State Troopers.
*uses Visine to get teh road eye out*
*chuckles*
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Hoo els finksew? Awl in fayvor say “Eye”
Thx, but u stepped on my foot!
*uses Visine to get out teh rude Aahz*
OW! Datz enuff PUN-ishmintz!
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Sorree bowt ur fut tho — I yoozyullee dansdansdansiz beddurer dan dat…
*uses Visine to get the tread oys out*
iris think you make a good pupil, it’s sclera to me yer verra talented.
Fanky — ennywun kin SEE dat…
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Butt (!) enuff uv da CORNEA joakz…
But… but… I still haven’t done the one about using Visine to get teh rod out!
these medical puns make me think of a bad twilight zone episode
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(dere, nevver say I didn’t give ya nothin’)
Hoo iz Rod, n Y U wanna gitz him owt? Watt did himz dew 2 U?
Speekin uv mediklol, obber awn anuvver syt, dey iz showin sum peepz studdeeyin da brayn uv da whirledz werstist amneezuh payshunt…
Glaring.
sumbodeez gawt hypa tyroyd!
Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wooot! Wii haz a six wai macreme! Letz conga lion off tew teh ty botique!
A wun a 2 a free kikk..A wun a 2 a free kikk..A wun a 2 a free kikk..
well, I guess Marty Feldman WAS reincarnated………as a cat
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If the kitteh has a thing for women wearing turbans………we’ll know.
eep
marty feldman! *haz a skared*
Blücher!!!!
(hoarse Whinnies in teh backgrund)
Yung fronkenstien referance FTW
“Werewolf!”
“There wolf. There house.”
“why are you talking like that?”
Mii too, LM!
congaratshoelaces awn teh nawt-sekkund, o nightshayde uv teh flyeng feengurz!
Speekifyeng uv teh conga ratz, haz NEwun seyn tehm ennyware?? Tehy izz kneaded foar teh sillybrayshun, aifinkso
They stowed away on da cween’s bacashun.
aHa adn oHo! Soe teh conga ratz r inz Yurup … mayB tehy cancan du a cancan … oar mayB a Viennesneeze wallts …
Ai hoep dey awl pakked dere fermul unnerwarez – Ai fink it’s gonna be cawld awn teh Danube dis tiem uv yeer!
MayB tehy izz inz Spayn, wair itz warrmmmm, so tehy kan du a fandango … wair’z taht Skarrymoosh wenn yu nidz himm, NEwai??!
LOL! ai red taht as “formal” unnerwarez!
formal unnerwarez … innerestyn konskept … werkz foar mih!
Watt? Aynt U nebber hurd uv “wyt ty n tayl enz” b4?
wif a *trappydoar* inna bak, aifinkso!
Skeptikkill Kitteh
nawt beeleebz Hewmin nawt habz
Cheezburgr Munneez!
Cheezburgr Man duz
nawtz bisssitt awffun. Munneez
needz 2 beez cloass bye!!
Prittee Wun awllwayz
habz Munneez in purss! Kitteh
fyndz wiff a kwikkness!!!
Jack.
bryt shinee munneez!
That’s rite, look into mah eye. You wanna change yer mind NOW.
i hatz it when mah kitten second guesses me!
ohai, here’s teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Darthvader an Cloverlove8 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fundy caeks, orinj caek wif dark choklit glaze, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, iskreem, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls that lite up wen they bownse, liddle wind-up raysing cheezburgers wif legs (dont luk at me, teh trolz thot taht wun up; at leest tehys treying), kandee, and collectible cat tank limited edition trading cards!! an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
fankees burfdai fairy
*bownz* ¤¤¤ *bownz* ¤¤¤ *bownz* ¤¤¤ *bownz* ¤¤¤
Happitayl Burfday, Darthvader an Cloverlove8!
*halps hurself to sum iskreem*
You no can fool me – there aint no Sanity Clause.
what! no sandy claws?
Dere iz aftur da litturboks…
Ifinkso hee twin’ ta put in himz noo conkat lens … Open dat aye WIDER kitteh — an watch owt furr da piontee endz!!!
Cud be danjermous to puts in conkat lens wif pointee ends
hazza wunnerfewl weekweekweekie-endz, mai cheezepeeps … ai shalz bih heer nawt tu brite adn meowtch tu erlee awn moandae moarneng … *slogzwifasloenes fru teh rayn adn teh kowld adn teh glop adn teh dawrk tu teh kar tu dribe – beriberi karefewlee – hoam*
*SHMOOOOOOS*
Taek cayre on teh rode Italiana, adn enjoi yur weekweekweekend!
drive safely! and have a lovely week-end!
**Red comez runnin frew teh room an hides unner teh bed**
Bad day….baaaad day….
Whut U nawt want teh hawt dark chokklit wif Issy Kreemz innit? Mug nawt will fit unnur teh bed.
Iz too cold foar icee kreem.
I hazza freezin az it iz.
Nawt if U miks it wif teh hawt chawkliit. a liddlol bit maeks teh hawt chawklitt kool enuf tu drinkz adn lasts lawngur dan whippee kreems.
I can has bendee straw so’s I can stay unner teh bed?
Ai nawt can find teh bendee straw.
youfinkso Wii can uze dis fyre hoze?
* Puts wun end uf fyre hoze unnur teh bed.
Putz otter end uf hoze inna hawt chawklit. turnz awn teh pump *
U haz tu opun teh nozzlol rhsb.
**haz jumboe-syzd shamwowz reddee**
Um…..I finkso I shud hied unner teh bed in teh NB.
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
I nawt ebben gunna askez — jess givz U da hugz 4 free…
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Butt (!) watch owt — LCB haz sum Vyzeen up da fred n iz gittin da RED owt (uhlawng wif uvver punny stufz)…
Teh red in my hares is comin owt….an iz bein replaysed wif teh grayz.
Fanks foar teh hug. I needed dat.
*uses Enisiv to put the red back in*
Fanks, LCB.
LCB, U hazza reelee gud hart…
No, teh hart is on teh next lol.
does floofly white kitteh have delusions of hound-hood?
I spiy wit mi rittle eye…..
Totally off-topic (but pawsiblee relevant to ur intrests if u iz into teh Twilight series stuff).
New Moon review wif a littlol halp frum lolcats.
bwah ha ha ha ha!! tahts funny
It’s ‘Larry David cat’!
that is SO CUTE.
WIN!!!
This is cute!!! And a ROFL!
cool ..nice picture