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Owt 2 teh wirld!
U muss luk tu kyoot tudai anni. Iz nawt sekkund tyme ai haz seen teh LOL splort insted uf teh cheezpeeps.
Eeeeep! Ai haz a skerred!
*hieds unner bed*
Aifink Ai mai be missin sum bitul infermayshun heer!
Teh kitteh haz no hed — ai iz teh skerred uv hedless creechurs (eben if dey haz snorglablol bellehs).
Aifink Sleepy Hollow is a spooky story involving headless riders… Is a book anda moobie…
Aye. The Headless Horseman rides about wiffowt himz hed (well — he haz himz hed — jus carryin it izzawl). Dis beez teh Hedless Kitteh.
Dey haz bofe eksaypet mai notiss!
It’s commonly read in American Literature classes (since it’s an American short story) — could explain why you’re not familiar with the tale.
We haz hedless horsemen an a kween hoo iz spozed to hawnt teh Tower uv Lundun wiv her hedd tukkt unnerneef her arm!
dere’s a song about dat kween, innisnt dere?
“wid hur hed,
tucked,
underneeth hur arm,
sheee waaaaaaaalks da bluudee tower..”
or sumting like dat
Dass teh wun!
♫♫ In teh towr ov London, large az lyfe,
Teh ghost of Anne Bolyn walks, ai declare.
Poor Anne Bolyn waz wunce King Henry’s wyfe,
Until he made teh headzman bob her hayr.
Ah, yes, he did her wrong long years ago,
Adn she comez upp at nytet tu tellim so…♫♫
“The Legend of Sleepy Hollow” is a short story by Washington Irving first published in 1820 about Ichabod Crane, a schoolteacher chased away by a ghostly and headless rider
oar waz it a headless kitteh?
*faints*
has a bite ub parfay. Dat allus reevibes mee.
Kitteh lawst himz hed!!
Iz it inna Lolrus bukkit?
hay! wer IZ mai bukkit???
bleve Iz lost muh hed
u iz b headed
Hedless kitteh dus has teh kyoot toepadz, tho.
♫ Blakee blakee toepadz. Caypurr caypurr prance? ♫
an a kyooot strippee tummee!
Snorglee belleh is snorgulishus
Duz wii need teh CCC fur dis kitteh?
Aifink dat eben CCC can’t halp iffn him hazn’t got a hedd. Dat’s a jawb fur CC!
Oooo! Canz ai snorgle the spotty kitteh belleh?
*low puts on snorgle snorkle nd dives in!*
oh noez!! iz a trap!!
Next in line fur teh snorgle snorkle!!
be kareful catslave, iz a trap!! yoo dive into teh floofy belleh, tehn teh poynty endz come owt an trap yoo foreber!!!
!!1!!
nice hat
Can sumwun plz bild a fyre foar me? I haz a freeizn.
**shibbers**
Ai aer sittin at teh pyooter rapt in a blankie! Iz cawld heer 2!
I’m tryin to figger owt wut I’m gonna do dis Wintur – hyburnashun oar relokayshun.
Ai’m finkin uv tryin 2 fyned sumware eezyer 2 heet dan dis howse.
Mah suggestion wud be moar kittehs.
Butt, Sarah & Dini nawt awlwayz sleep wif me.
Oh, and dat remynz me…..tiem to plug up teh mattriss pad!
Get teh lektik blankee. Teh kittehs will lub teh warms.
Oh yesh, yesh, YESH!!! Electric blankees iz wunnermus. If u puts a comforter on top uv teh blankee (caerful to nawt maek it too hot), it keeps it bery warm & givs purrrtekshun frum kitteh clawz.
Hawt watter bottles work gud to. Fill a two leeter or one leeter or twenty ounce bottle wif hot water and put it by your feets. And water da houseplants inna morning.
I nevyr lyked teh lektrik blankees.
Lektrik mattriss pad an flannlol sheets be my frenz now. Altho, NEVER EVER EVER EVER get inna bed wif flannlol pee-jays ifn u has flannlol sheets onna bed. Iz lyk BEL-KROW!
Ai finkso ai beddur get tu teh Nawty Barnz
Why? Wut u finkin?
its a good eggs-skews for not getting out of bed!
Sorry Boss, I cant come into work. I’m stuck to my sheets
**eies lite up**
Yah! An den I wud has to cawl teh fyremenz foar halp!
Ohai, {{{{{anni}}}} yu getz wun doze blankeez wif sleebz? Ai getted fur owld mr.grma’z birfdai dis wekewekeweke. He putted awn bakwurz nd it nawt cubbur hiz lap wen he sat dwoan.
Didjoo kno dey iz makin dem foar goggies now?
Nawt sprized. Sum doze dawgiez iz so spoilt.
Yah, unlyk my kittehs, who libs teh hard lyf….
Teh liddlol wunz will fit moast kittehs tu. If u can get teh kitteh tu ware dem.
Ai got a cheep fleese blankit an cu a hoal in teh middlol fur mai hedd an Ai ware it liek a poncho. Dat werks kwite well an Ai rap anuvver wun rownd mai legs!
Aifink it’s tiem Ai snugglold up unner teh doovay – it’s awlredde Friedegg heer! (Juss!)
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
nite anni! dont let the BC’s nibblol on yer tosies!
nitey nitey, anni! shmooz
Maybe hims be lookin at those hooman toesies in teh furrie red soks and gonna attack dem.
CAKE INNA BRAKEROOM!
**hoaps foar Red Velvit**
Chokklit fujj fur me, plz!
Yoo want sum whippy kreem wif dat?
Ooooh yiss plz!
**fixes Anni a beeg peese of choklit fudj caek wif lotsa whippy kreem**
Wut foar bevridj? Hawt choklit, cawfee, milk, hawt oar cold tee?
Hawt chokklit plz, den Ai muss get 2 bed!
ooohhh!!! i can has sum red velvet kayke?
Ai madez a red velvet caek fur ma almost-a-son-in-law’s burfdai, adn Ai madez it tu luk liek a eiiball. Dere’s a piktur ob itz own ma profile. Ai kin be makin anuvver iffn yu wantz wun, Gammacat.
Red Velvit cayk be my fabritist evar.
Wii hadda Red Velvit groomz cayk at my nawt-sekkund weddin an peoplz STILL be tawlkin abowt how gud it wuz – an dat wuz in 2001!
Unforchunatlee, teh laydee dat maded it iz not in bizniss enny moar.
Wow! dats an impressive cayke!
karit kaek fro meh pleez!!!
pee ess – ai repordid da lil trowel awn da lais lol an dis wun…hoapflee et wil bee skwarshed sune…
Iz I too layte for cake? (I has to share compooter, so my tyme is nawt all ways continuious.)
Iz nebber tu laet foar caek.
* Handz OSK teh sliec uf blakk belbit caek *
U wantz whippee kreems?
yes pweese! I *lubs* whippy kreems.
* Gibs OSK teh hole bowl uf whippee kreems *
**tayks spoon an fwips sum whippy kreem at WRr**
**it lanz awn himz noze**
**runswifakwikness**
Thankees! Ooo, whippy kreemes in a bowl! you peeps know your stuffs! (evar since I done my own whippee kreems from heavy whippee kreems and sugar, I has not evbar used teh spray stuffs in a can) Annipuss, you still heer? goes reel good on hot chokklit too.
iz nebbur two lait fro caek inna brakerume…….
deres stil caeks eben aftur da troll be wackd awf da paij………
ohai iz tiem fro meh tu leaf fro hoam…. nitey nite ebrywunz!!!!
schmooes awl…
Sleep well willy boy! stay warm!
nitey nite willy boy! nite eberywun!
Iz nebber tu layte fur caik in Cheezland!
Unless it’z a froot kake!!! YUCK! (altho I hearz dey maek xsellant doorstopz!) I’z a perfeshunil shef and wil maek yoo all sooflays (air wid elebenty hundreds kaloriez)!
arghle! has anywun seen mai motivashun? ai lost it someweres!
*luks unner comfee blankee*
*tuks in gamma cat, hires YNG’s tew dew hur werk fur hur*
*schmoo* fangq Princess Mu!!!!
*snuggles unner blankee to watch YNGs*
Ohai, Princessmu!
*frantklee waves floofee paws in mu’s direkshun*
How u iz?
Wutz it lukz liek? ai nebbur se wun.
Ai had lost myne fur aye looong tyme. Ai finded it agyn inn teh last yeer. Tu bad pleh wurk went anna borked it 2 weekweekweeks agoh.
Anyone notice the face on its stomach?!
LATE!!!infiniti!!!
MAY AI SPLORT on behalvesz ov dis kitteh? Ai been involved wif ART SHOW awl day. U awl needs a SPLORT FIX dontcha?
Oh noes BGC! Izza gud fing ai wuz close by.
[sweepy sweepy]
[rinsey rinsey]
[tuck tuck]
[pack pack]
[assemblolz hedbone pieces togevver]
[puts awn CHRG]
[installs roast
VLC Christmas goose style][popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort]
Awf tew the lounge wif yew. [leads BGC]
Floofy mappie blanky? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
[made wif Alta-Dena dairy milk]
Peppermint stick? Czech!
Sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses? Czech!
Mistlol toe? Czech! *schmoo*
Hmmm…[shakes fist at stoopy HTML tags]
Oh oes BGC! Iz gud fing ai wuz close by.
[sweepy sweepy]
[rinsey rinsey]
[tuck tuck]
[pack pack]
[assemblolz hedbone pieces togevver]
[puts awn CHRG]
[installs roast
VLCChristmas goose style][popup buttawn az warning foar neggst splort]
Awf tew the lounge wif yew. [leads BGC]
Floofy mappie blanky? Czech!
Choclick possum? Czech!
Hawt coco tew warsh eet daown? Czech!
[made wif Alta-Dena dairy milk]
Peppermint stick? Czech!
Sooperchromatic anti-splort glasses? Czech!
Mistlol toe? Czech! *schmoo*
Headless House Cat