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And she’s cliiiiimbing the stairway to heaven
Congrats Q U haz a solow tawp spot an a GMTA wiv bf473!
Hoorah for us all!
Can I go home now and leave werk behind?
Longest. Day. Evurr.
would this halp?
*conga rats wif bad attitood shufflol out on stage shoved there by merengue skwirlols*
*Merengue Skwirlols and Salsa chips dansdansdans*
Yesh, yesh, yesh!
GMTA Q! Onlee ai wuz jus a liddlol slow, hee hee
Congarats!
Kitteh can clime teh drayps – no need fur ladder
Stairway to heaven!
Ladder to Ceiling. Close enough.
every rung goes hi yer, hi yer
I want to take you higher
Boomshackalackalacka
Sly and the Family Stone!
*counterpoint of Jake Lolz Ladder adn SlyntehFamblysToen song*
♪ev’ry rung goes “hi yer, hi yer!” (sings higher)
♪eeeeevrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee . rung goes, ” hi yer, hi yer”
♪so we say, “hi yer!” , too.
*voiceover* Yesh, from Lolco, it’z teh talking ladder just in time fur Caatmas!!
buy one for teh goggie in yer lief- it will confuse him and give you HOURs of amuzement.
iz majishun kitteh duin triksees inn hims bestist tux
♫ I wanna go higher ♫
Tuxie kittehs haz lazers charged…
Invisible conga-line. Congalinulations to Q and BF473!
That almost sownds durty, doesn’t it. *Saunters off to NB*
Well, this is a appropriate lol if I ever sawr one for my birfday tribute to gremlin. Ahem.
LCB and her band step onstage. She strums her guitar and sings a song for her good fren and rescuer, gremlin.
(Scroll down past teh video for teh lolyrics. kthxsingalong)
Perfectly Good Cheezfren
(wif aplologies to John Ohiatt, “Perfectly Good Guitar”)
*feedbacks*
She smacked one down from atop a book rack
Beautiful gremlin gave that pleh troll a thwack
We all said “yay” when she skwished that thing
And all thru Cheezland u could hear teh Cheezpeeps sing
O, wif all my hart I lubs gremlin
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
Those stoopy trolls won’t come again
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
The insident up in teh libarry
Made gremlin formulate the troll taxonomy
She swooped down on a ‘fensive troll and then swung back
To soothe LCB’s and Salleh’s fear attack
O, wif all my hart I lubs gremlin
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
Those stoopy trolls won’t come again
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
She extends a paw to ev’ry new fren
And joins us in Cheezland fun without end
Cheezfrenz lubs when she comes out to play
Brightening every body ev’ry day
There oughta be a law with no bail
Troll on this site and u goes to jail
With no chance for early parole
U don’t get out until u get some soul
O, wif all my hart I lubs gremlin
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
Those stoopy trolls won’t come again
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
When we race in transport absurd
She flies on by on her Ruby hummingbird
She’ll let u ride on Ruby, twixt her wings
And serve u plates of nummy, nommy things
O, wif all my hart I lubs gremlin
She’s such a perfectly good Cheezfren
Those stoopy trolls won’t come again
She’s such a perfectly good
Good
gremlin ♥
Awsome, LCB!!
I bets Gremlin gots da leakyeyes nao, ifinkso.
a twenny-wun gun salute tu ur awsumness, LCB!!!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
*hides under teh couch until teh boomeration stops*
Ow.
Watchez whar yu bi pointinz dem gunz.
*with leeky eyz* Fankees, LCB. That wuz just beyootifful! {{{{{{{{{LCB}}}}}}}}}} Yoo R so talinted! And I LUBS that sawng!
I shall print this owt and fraym it. It will mayk me smiol efurry tyme I luk at it.
And thankees to awl mah cheezfrenz hoo mayd mah speshul day even moar speshul! {{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
♫ Climb every mountaiiiiiiin…..♫
fjord ever’y streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam♪…
♫ Fall oh ebry rainboe,
til yew fine yur dreeeeeeeeem ♫
A kittey dat will need all da lub you can gib…
Ebbree day uv your lives for az lawng az u lives
Gots to maek sure the invisiblol chimley is clear for Santa to come down.
Well if it’s invisiblol, isn’t clear already?
ohai LCB, U is so festive and shinee wid all themz lites!
I does teh bestest I can, thx.
seeing yoo inyor brite shiny lites just puts me riet in taht hollyday spirit!
can you see tho? wid all the lites in Ur eyes?
Trie wabin sumfin shinee – dat wull sho iffn her can see!
but isn’t teh lites shiny alreddy?
Your grabity, it does not affect me
I defies Newtonian physics
I deFigz Newtonz
I is an Oreo Kitteh
*takes a bite owt of two_kittehs*
it was just a littlol nibble!!
oowiee that hurts
dat hurts, I has pointeh enz too, remember
Kittehs iz frendz — NAWT FUDS, skwirrlgrrl. If u duzzint want kittehs eetin rodintz, u shud nawt encourage kittehs to eet uvver kittehs!
Duz we hasta haz a concert or sumfin?
um…. mabbeh!!
oo! shud we has a lolmas concert? we cud have lolmas carols… like, Away in teh NB? and Jinglol Tails?? and Creemsleeves??
Another concert? *faints*
*unfaints*
But that reminds me that I was reminded that it’s time to trot out this perennial fave:
Keep asking nicely, Happycat
Let nothing u deter
One day teh answer will be “yes”
And u will nom and purr
Just smile sweetly as u ask
“I can has cheezburger?”
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Burgers wif cheez
O tidings of burgers wif cheez
Don’t worriez greeving lolruses
Let nuffin u dismay
Remember that good Ceiling Cat
Is watching u this day
He’ll halp u find ur blu bukket
Teh one that’s gone astray
O tidings of bukkets restored
Bukkets restored
O tidings of bukkets restored
We praise thee monorail cat
For transport u provide
We travel from point A to B
While smoovly u do glide
But sometimes u go of teh rail
And serviss is denied
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Crash-free serviss
O tidings of crash-free serviss
Just stop right there, O zombie cat
Don’t take another bite
Of ur poor hyoomin’s gray matter
That simply isn’t right
U deserve ur own food supply
That won’t put up a fight
O tidings of huge brain buffets
Huge brain buffets
O tidings of huge brain buffets
From TeenytinyIngerland
And points from pole to pole
Gather on teh commintz pages
Some peeps witty and droll
They engage in shenanniguns
And battle teh odd troll
O tidings of 5-burger votes
5-burger votes
O tidings of 5-burger votes
Were it not for teh cyoot crash cart
All laden wif supplies
Our lives would be in grave danjer
Whene’r we feast our eyes
On lolpics filled wif lethal kyoot
That makes heds vaporize
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
Chikken hed glubs
O tidings of chikken hed glubs
There are so many cat macros
That make us all to LOL
It is pert’ near unpossibul
To herein list them all
They’re in our screens makin us snork
Behind in work we fall
O tidings of ICHC
ICHC
O tidings of Tofu & Chz
OMCC dat is teh mostest awesum song eber!! Ai am peein in mai pantz ai am laffing so hard! Ai needed dis laff so bad u cud nawt beleev!!! Fankies fankies fankies times elebenty LCB nd all teh awesum cheezfwends!
*hands lubsorinjwuns a ShamWow*
Wow! Looks like that was a lot of work! Good song lolcatburglar!
LOL x elebentee!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to 13thRowPyro, Minkiedoodle, Snakeburm, an ob corse Gremlin!!! i haz bringed yummy fudjy burfday cakes, buttery yellow caeks wif crunchy topping an fresh froot an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif slinkies taht make sparkles wen tehy slink, liddle wind-up raysing pengwins, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Fankeez BF!!
*windz up pengwinz and raysez dem.*
Darn!!! deh pengwinz beeted mii!!!
U haz nawt nommed ur caek adn iskreems yet.
Haow u eggspeckt tu win if U nawt haz enny NRGz?
Ohai BF fankeez fur teh caek adn iskreemz.
Williboi wil
yowlsing fro burfdai peeps♫ Hoppi burdies tu yew
Hippy bloojayz too yoo
Hippo bookayz deer Gremlin, 13throwpyro, minkiedoodle n snakeburm!!!
Happi burfdai tew yooooo!!
An mini moar!!!!! ♪ ♫
ooh…raisin pengwins….due ai nom dems oar plai wif dems?
Ooh, ai is late as usual (stoopy RL) but (!) I wants to wish a berry happitayl burfday to awl uv yu, an menny moar, tew!
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An fank yu, Burfday Fairy, fur awl teh goodiez!
can anyone see me?
nope nawt et awl
Yes. ????
Wat, who sed dat?
Gammacat, silly.
runzawaiwifakwikness
BOOO!!!!
Ahh! *Runs behind da couwch*
cee meeee….
feeel meeee….
touch me
heal meeeee.
Ai see u gammacat – wiv flours awn ur hedd
FangQ eberwon
for sum reason, when I try to be blue, I get blocked (teh horror)
I had that happen for a LONG time this year!
Aplologies ifn u tried this before and it didnot work, but u should use teh following for ur URL:
http://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=gammacat
deed an caek asplode?
ooooh. cake crumbles! sounds nommy!
seeing so manee festib holliday abatars appeering haz reminded me: if yoo wants a festib abatar, or any abatar at all, but duz not hab a pikshur on a compyooter yoo kan yooze (if yoo are yoozing a werk pyooter for egg sample) or duz not knowing how to make yor abatar fansee, heer is teh direkshuns i writted last yeer for how to do taht. i tryed to make them eezy for if yoo are not knowing much abowt compyooters, an hopefully tehm are not being too complicayted.
basikly, yoo googlol for “free cat image” or “free cat clipart” (not haz to be cat, taht iz just teh egg sample. “free” so iz free to yooze, yoo will not get in trubbles wif teh copyriet) right-clikk on teh image to get teh image’s address, use teh address to transload teh image to pikipimp or anovver image-editing site. fansee it up, tehn yooze teh image address taht site gibs yoo to transload yor image to yor wordpress accownt gravatar page. or if yoo not needs to fansee up teh pikshur, yoo kan just transload it straight to teh gravatar. after dis, yoo may need to kleer yor browser cash before yoo kan seeing it. detayled intrukshuns are at teh cheez town cryer!
Thx for teh public serviss announcement, lunarmommy! Can I just add that I has already started our Gone Rouges’ Gallery for this year? Donot has a worry ifn u don’t see ur avatar there yet. I has moar to add tonight.
for anywun hoo wuz folloling yestirday’s saga ob Kumo Gots teh Runz, i am happy to report taht after continyood close observayshun ob Kumo and himz owtput, i am satisfied taht teh problem iz nuffing more tahn a bit ob a delikat sistem. (i watched him closely for signs ob teh potenshul more seryus problems taht were menshuned, but fownd nuffing to be consernd abowt.) teh sit chew wayshun, wile not bakk to normal, iz normalizing sumwut, an i eggspekt him to be just fine before long.
That is teh gud news. Go, Kumo! Er, um, well, u knows whut I means.
akshully, if him goez, an goez more, mebbee we kan be suppliers:
“Cat Diarrhea at Shopping.com
Find Cat Diarrhea and more Pets at Shopping.com. Shop 1000′s of stores and compare prices. Free shipping on all items.”
srsly, got taht on a GoodSearch search for “cat diarrhea.” finkso mebbe kumo an i kan ern a liddle ekstra crissmiss munnies?
Aiz happeh fur yu an Kumo. Nuffing iz werse dan fambly or petz bean sick. Himz prolly nommed sumfing himz wuzzint apposed tu. Onst hadda taek a kitteh tu da vet – herz habbed enteritis aftur nomming a hoal rabbitt.
Free shipping on cat diarrhea? Fangs berry mutsch, but Ai doant fink sew. Maybee anudder tyme. Howebber, Ai’b hurd dat peoplol inn jeneral will bai ammost ennyfing, sew yu nebber noe. Yu an Kumo mite jest urn yur ekstry munnies!!
fankyoo, fuzzywhisker. kumo haz a history ob tummy trubbles, himz had xrayz an all kinds ob tests (we drawed teh line at a barium test wen all teh ovver tests didn’t show anyfing wrong an him wuz getting better) an nuffing ever turnd up. best teh vet culd do iz “sensitive system.” dis time iz coming owt teh ovver end but ovverwise iz just liek before, an eksept for teh runz him seemz purrfektly fine. haz a better appytite today, an iz drinking himz water.
Hai ebberybuddy. Ai’z tryin tu bloo naym maiself agin. Sumbunneh plez tu letting mee noe iffin itt wurks. Mai hoal dashboard fingy iz messed up. Awl of doze hoo lefted fren messijes – pleas eggskuze meh fur knot respawndin. Whenz Ai triez tu repliez tu yur messij, Ai getz awl ob da commints uvver Cheezpeeps maed tu yu.
Whut a revoltin devvelupmint dis iz. **Gromblol gromblol** Ai sed Ai wuz cumpewtur retarded.
Sew, tu awl hoo sendified messijes tu bee Cheezfrens, fangque fur bean mai Cheezfren an hoapfully, Ai’ll summday figger owt hao tu gett dis compuwter tu werk riet.
Lubz yooze.
i gots throo!! werks for me
Yay. Itt werked!! Woot.
Uhum.. I prefers computerally challenged.
Yuz riet, pj. Ai standz kurrekted an polyjize. Henceforf, Ai will refur tu maiself az teknilojically challenjed.
Bai da wai, Ai’b bean upp tu mai ibawlz wiff stuff Ai hab tu du but Ai’z bean readin powstz hear an dere an hab tu tell awl ob yu dat yu had mee laffin sew hard last niet dat da teerz in mai oiz prebentid mee frum seein da kompewter skreen. Yu ar awl sew smart an funnie an itt warmz mai hart tu see peoplol habbing fun. Sew mutsch rong inna wurld kan luuk sew mutsch beddur wiff a gud scentz ob hyoomur. CC bless yu awl.
OH, FW we are tc.
I was laffin out laoud at last nites antics also.
My family is concerned.
Ownlee fambly Ai haz att da momint iz da kittehs an dey sumtimez luuk puzzloled wenn dey cee mee acktin liek dat. Howebber, dey haz dere crazee mowmints, tu. Liek rite nao, dey runnin upp an downa stayrs – soundz liek heard ob buffalols.
My gurls are sleepin rite now. Whadda suprize. Toonces sleepz abowt 22 and a haff hours a day.
Wonder what he was really doing?
Kitteh haz found magic ladder to ceiling cats realm!
Invisible ladder is Invisble >.<