
Looks like I’m going to be busy for a while…
i can do dis awl day. (ICHC video)
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Looks like I’m going to be busy for a while…
i can do dis awl day. (ICHC video)
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: firecat1 via Advanced Lol Builder
diz gonna bee teh funz tyme!
Conga ratz jk2kitteh awn leedin teh freewai ty !!
fankyew! shal wii goe awf tew teh tybootik? aifink dere r kitteh snobords an kitteh iss skayts naow…
Wowzerz!!! a freeway ty!!! jk2k, Poussinboi, pjperry!! off tu deh tybooteek wif u!! Dey b habbing deh bobblol hedded rayndeerz adn Lolmas reethz wif kitteh faisez on dem, Kitteh Lolmas tree ornamintz, adn Cheezland sno-globez!
Ohai MJ !! Ai fort yu woz goan awai ?? Wi need sum rayn deer !!
I b hopping on deh plane tumorrow!!! I iz awl pakt adn reddy tu go!!
Hab fun adn “Bon Voyage” !!
yesh, hab a grate tyme foar awl uv us!
Don’t ferget to bring me my surprize!
U’ll b sprized if u git sumfing!!!
{{{{{{jk2k}}}}}} I noez wii will haz much funz!!
Where iz u going, mah cween? Plz to hazzing a saef trip wherebber it beez!
U hazn’t heeringed??? Janet and Jamamamamama adn Teasel and I b going on a cruuz down deh DanYube!!!
Wai duzzint ennywun tellify mii deez fings?!!!! Izzit wif Viking or Uniworld, or sumwun else?
Iz Viking!!!
Nawt wif teh Viking kittehs izzit?
(copify tu address line adn cloze up teh spaces)
h t t p :// w w w.vikingkittens.com/
Ai nebber Thor taht befoar !!
“But, cween,” u sez, “izn’t it kold in Germany dis time uv yeer? wut kind uv stoopy trabel agent u got??”
Jamama b ower trabel agent. Shii sez dehy b habbing deh wunnerful Lolmaz craft marketz in Germany. And wii kin seeing awl deh beyootimus castlolz adn cat hedralz.
Ifinso I will finding awl kindz uf goodeez fur stawkking in deh TyBooTeek!!
PLEEZE bring me bak sum ger man lebkookies…..Ai will pai when yu getz back….
Yu wil bi “Königin ob teh Kastell” !!
ai bii goun tu Cologne nex weke!
Wii will waving at u az u flyz bai!!
doze kraft markitz r teh GRAYTE!! naow ai reelee hazza jellus!
Ai wud neber sez such a fing. U hazza neet oppurrrrtoonitee to go to Germany wif awl teh prittee Xmas decorayshuns!!! An u noe wut? Ai heerz dere iz fings u kin put on ur body to keepin u warm — dey iz called “jackitz” oar “coats.” *nods*
Ai haz a nenvious — u will awl haz such a grayte tiem!
jakkitz?? coatz??? Wai i dint thinking uf dat??
Teasel adn Jamama b flying tugezzer owt uv Skedaddlol, adn Janet adn I b meeting in Shiicago adn flying tugezzer. Den wii awl meetingz up in Nurmburg! Will b deh awsum, Ifinso!!!
*luuks down & wigglols toe in durt*
Um … u kud mebbe haz a hawt cider sumwhere fur meh?
*ritez in notepad: Hawt cider fur Nightshayde
Will du, deer!!
Y’awl has teh fun, y’heer? Bon voyage!
cweenmj goin onna boat float aifinkso
Kitteez toyland !!
So many shreddies; so liddlol time!
*shharpins poyntee enz*
*stretches bunneh-kick muscels*
**Knucklol crax ob impendin doom*
Plumberz crax iz doom!!
dese ar relephant tu mai intrustz.
A relephant wud nede moar paipa, aifinkso !!
* In teh awld daiz, wi wud pull teh chain, Catena !! * (Sorree !!)
snerk
askhullee, mai va’z ehpahtmunt had won awf dose.
Kittee woant stawp til teh paipa wurk iz dun !!
Ackshully onli nedez tu chainj wun roll, butt(!) wil roll awn wiv teh jawb !!
Wuz nies ob mai ownar toilet mi in heer !!
*facepaw*
ow!!! forgot bout the pointee ends!
teh punz, dey kepe awn rollun!
Yep !! Tehy nawt abowt tu tair awf enniwair …
I am so beautimous on my throwneth.
.. adn tahts a pritty nies cote yuuv throne awn …
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mi home made snows.
Lyke Krissmas came earli for the kitteh!
Kitteh needs teeh peeh fer his bunghowl.
Kitteh iz Cornjulio??
Iz you threttinin me???
Itz gud to haz a hobbeeee!
Dis kitteh can spare a square.
…or elebenty.
Seinfeld ref!!!
I finso hii mite b ablol tu spare 2 skwarez!!
so cute
Not a very smart kitty!
Kitteez lurned tu repeet wot himz daddee-cat sez in tehre !!
AWSUM CONGRATZ ON FP
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I am so wiped
a harrd dai in teh littlol offiss !!
Lol! Lukz lyke dis kitteh haz had wun 2 mne cheezburgers
O boi!
lawtz ob stuffz tew skrattch!
*konfettii ob teh tp startz fawlink*
aktchulolee, dat lukz liek snoez…
ohai! hasn’t seen you in awhile.
Griitinkz!
Wii hadded teh stranj sno tudai. wuz teh snoestorm awl uf 500m wied adn abawt 2 kilo lawng. Wuz blowing awlmost sidewaiz, needud teh wipurs tu kleen teh windsheeld… Aowtsied dat wun patch it wuz sunnee.
Lukkee….wii awlmoast /nebbur/ git /anee/ sknoez…
I leaves toylet papr lyke that all the tyme and my kitteh dosn’t tuch it.
OMG, you should burn in hell for using Comic Sans!