*bwoop* pull your vehicle over o crap i got cat nip in the trunk
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Congratchoolaces, annipuss! U and catslave can has a ride to teh ty booteek! Mabbeh kitteh will gibs u a lift? In honor of Decembur, nawt-sekkund, aifink dere be nice gnu sno globes! And faireh lights!
Thx Upfi! Ai wuz lukkin fur sum faireh lites dis mornin at teh shops.
Sno Globes! wif teh kittehs on sleds slidin dwon teh hill!
The nip will get you inna fix
fuzzy be ridin’ dirty
Oh hai, SHD! Lawng tyme no c! How is u 2day?
ish, it’s an “ish” kinda day.
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and the calm before the storm, starting tomorrow is 5 shows inna row, then one day to reset, then *deeep breth* the rocketts load-in…..which means the camel’ll be BACK FOR MORE
rhsb sed shii saw da camlol on TV duzzer day!!! Made hur laff just tu think uv u!!
you can bet’chur bloomers I’ll take more care of my cawfee this time around.
**snikkurs**
Dan sed “bloomurs”.
yeh, and I just might have to go lie down for a bit.
Here, haz a nice soothing kuppa camel-mile tea.
too late, ah got meh cawfee.
Dey iz hoominz hoo stil war em! Butt shirly not Dan!
Oh hai! {{{op_sMama}}}
Hao u be?
well, it originates about here; I once chased an actress around the auditorium, for three circuits, growling “blooomers” the whole time. Why? Because that was part of the costume she was wearing.
LOL!!! Wish ai had been there to see it! Must have been hilareeus.
ummm … ink wiring minds wantz to noes. …
let’s see.
we knows the rockettes (kick-2-3-kick!)
long-legged wimmins in spangly outfits. check.
we knows the camels.
long-legged evil-tempered funny looking desert mammals. check.
but we does nawt understand how they are associated.
we would expect that if a sinetist kitteh took a large random sample of bits of the universe, some would have camels, but there would be no rockettes. some would have rockettes, but no camels.
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somehow, our esteemed colleague SHD manages to find the extreeeeemely rare bits of the universe that has both.
why is that?
is he just lucky?
has the LHC done sumfing to reality in his general vicinity?
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.
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Onlee mai Alternit Realitease Theorey could add Bloomerz tew this micks!
An weer nawt meening teh florals…
and heaven help meh iffen they’re made from a flour sack, somfin aboot linnen *sigh*
Is it All er Nothin with you, Dan?
must be chaos theory: The theory that no matter how long and thorough I plan, or how diligent I hide, chaos finds meh.
“whare I am there gonna b chaos. Butt I kin nawt b ebbrywhare!”
Actress: Wut’s wif dis blooomering idjit? And, why iz hii holding a pair ob knickerbawkers?
more of an “catch meh iffen ya can…….well, cain’t ya run faster that THAT?”
*snerk*
[hands actress a pair ob high heels]
Dat’ll slow hur down AND git hur owt ob teh 19th sentchurry.
Fluffy wonders if he can claim medical porpoises.
Myt bee sumpin fishee bowt taht
Pohleeze Ossifur – “Sunn, du yu noe haow fasst yu wuzz gowen bak ther? Ai kin seez yur lysens adn innshorns kardz?”
Kitteh – Oh, carp …”
Ossifur — “Wall, eye finso u b in trublol!!”
that Bass-tuurd.
:snerk: ROFLPIMP
(I dunno, yer walleye ref. was very good.)
I will neber fink uv Bass wifowt deh liddlol tuurdz!!
Mutual admirashun sew sigh ety, wii kan haz it1!
as long as it’s not teh singing bass on the wall with teh santa cap…..
EEEEEEEEEEK!!
yupz – teh wun taht singz a toon-ah
It wuz jess uh fluke…
Bet fluffy can bwibe the cops with some nip.
Wuh-woh, prolly wuz TAIL-gateeng.
bad catz bad catz, wacha gonna due, watcha gonna due wen thay come fur u…………..
Pls to wok a strate lyne and tuch ur paw to ur noze……
Prittee Kitteh habz
‘Phunn! Phunn! Phunn!’ ’tilz Cawp Kitteh
tuukz Tee~Burd awayz!
Prittee Kitteh droavz
froo t3h Cheezburgr stand standz naow.
Hurz 4gawtz ‘bowtz t3h
Lyebrayree lyke hurz
toldz Daddeh Kitteh, naow. Wiff
raydee~o blasteeng
juss as lowdz az hurz
canz naow. Prittee Kitteh no
canz habz ‘Phunn! Phunn! Phunn!’!!!
Jack.
Daddeh Kitteh tuk teh Tee-Burd awae … adn tehn he eated itz.
*snerk*
♬ no more hav phun phun phun nao dat daddee tuk tee-burd awai ♬
Got y’all covered.
Jack……you are just astounding *applauds* bravo
WAOW!!1! Da Beech Boiz duz Ohai-ku!!
*klappiteeklappittee*
jack can making ohaiku owt ob anyfing!!
Kitty bang bang, kitty-kitty bang bang,
Our fyn Ford fenderd fwend…
Kewl!!
purrbably he wontz find the nip hidden in teh piñata!
teh kehtti bein puled ober
doin fifti in teh forti zone he wuz
*BWOOP*
goes teh kop kats soundy-fing
dis kehtti bein on teh run frum JOHNNY LAW
-QM
*ai forgot…. *
“soundy-fing” lol
anovver talinted poe it right heer on ICHC!
Mt. Mckinley
okai : kno outlet. know passinn…… uhmm… .. . .. =⊡ェ⊡=……. .. ♪
Got teh gigglols
tehn teh munchees
Gotta git to teh stoar
an by me sum cruncheez!
Popcorms an sereals,
3 kynza Doreeto’s,
Tater cheeps, cheezy poofs,
maybee sum Freetos!
O noes! Flashylites!
Sirens an autamatikly
I wunder hoo on teh rode
bin drivin eratikly.
Offisur aks how fass
I wuz goin?
I wuz wachin a mausie,
I hav no way ov nowing!
Way unner teh limit
I kin be pritty shur!
Then “Arnt u Tom’s kitten?”
Axes teh offisur.
Oh noes, I thinx,
Him noes mai dad!
Mai trip for teh munchees
Iz gunna end bad.
Down at teh jayl
Maik mai wun call an I shivver
“Hallo, thanx fur callin Jack’s Pizza”
“Um, yah, yous guys delivvur?”
W00t!!! dat b awsum and funnee and awsummlee funnee!!!
@@@!!!!!@@@!
so good on so many levels!
yay *clappityclappityclappity*
an yet anovver graet poe it heer in cheezland! we are so lukky to habbing such graet talints amung us
Haz eberywun seen teh surprized kitteh? Much splortage will nao bgin!
Pinkee pinkee toe padz!!!
*Titanz CHRG!!!*
Oh my gosherookies! That’s adorable.
*holds onto head, thinks of completing long census forms until head unsplodes*
WANT!!!!11!!11!!!!!11!!
*splort*
O noze lunarmommy!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Pawpurrating wylez incatsakittied
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Poleese kitteh: “Sur, diddnt u see sine on rode? Teh wun dat sez: ‘Drivin wile usin catnip: U kant affoard it” “
noe kiddin’!….ya priced nip lately?
Jess lyke everting else, teh dyme bag aint wut it yoostabee.
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Um, so aiv herd.
Ai has a funnee storie tu tells….
Yesturdae little dotter caem home frum skool upset. Ai axed, “Whii? Whut happin?”
“Teecher yelled at mii!”
“Whii shii do dat?”
“Ai wuz giggloling in maff class.”
“Hmmm, dat wud bii a problum” ai sez sympafettikallee. “Whut wuz so funnee?”
“We waz learnin fractions.” shii sed as if dat wud cleer eberyfing up. Now, sum ob yu maybe smarterer dan mii, butt ai hads to ax, “What wuz so funnee aboot fraction?”
Dotter sez, “Teecher keped tawkin aboot teh deNOMinator nad ai kept picturin Puss attaking her toona boll.” Ai certainly cuddint punish hur after dat!
ROFL!!!!! Neiver cud have ai! Wot a wunnermus dotter u has, HissyFit! She is full of teh win and awsumness. And laffter is bery healfy, so there! Silly maffs teecher, shud laff a bit hurself, wud do hur good, aifinkso.
ROFL!!!
Elebenty toona rolls for hur!
Sounz lyke mai boi at Sunndy Skool – teh teechur sez teh lessin is abowt deNOMinashuns, an boi sez he pikshured teh ginormuss kitteh nomming teh wurld wun nashun at a tyme. Naow him sez “I is sooo hungree, ai cud nominashun!”
priceless n precious!1!
As a teacher myself I would have not gotten through that without laughing!!!!
Oh noes! Send lawyers, guns, and munnees! Git me owt of this!
I lovez this song!!
lol catz goin to jailz.
Red kitteh gets pulled ovur foar speedin……agin.
ops;
Don’t worry, kitteh! Without probable cause, cop can no search the trunk! you iz home free!!
KaiGudAiDiddintFinkAiHadPrawbabulCawzEnnywaiOoohShinee
*wide-pupiled kitteh nao shreds car upholstery*
WutUMeenOssifur?MaiPewpulsArntDyaladidHayWareUTaykinMeh?
That is funny! My Auntie would kill herself laughing at that since she’s a police officer. I might just send this pic to her! I love it! Pure genius! I would congrats on whoever mad it because it made my day!