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enni shaipe, ai can du it
Ohai PB, hoap yur in gud shaipe todai!!
Ohai mmm !!! Habent sine yu tu tork tu in a wiel !!
Ai am in gud shaep. Lotz ob bicyclol riedz. Gotta punkcha toniet !
Haoz teh nyu mishun ?? Gotta nyu landrober yet ??
Nawt sekkund ov awl, furgot to conga ratulait yu on bein up tehre on yur own
Nyu mishun’s going fyne – bizzy bizzy yestadai, butt kwieter todai, so ai kan kum adn tork!
Finkin ov traydin teh lanrober furr a byke – bee kwiker in teh gineba trafik!!
Thx mmm !! Taht awl sowns gud !! Yu cud put minimin in teh barkset adn pedlol tu wurk wiv himz in teh buss / biek laen !!
has u flavr liek me?
congrats, PB! U haz a solow!
Thx Anni !! * Ai pikd up teh 2pm wun tuu … ( wuz habben lunsh ) *
.. adn yu hab teh missile toe awn yor avatar …
Schmoo {{Anni}} !!
Aww *blushis*
*leeps intew ruum an smooches anni under teh missile tow*
woohoo!
*pounces MM and hugs hur*
Happy burfday!!!
May u hab the bestist day ebber – filled wif noms, caek an CHAMPAGNE!!!
*Unkorks the furst bottlol*
POP!!
*fills lotsa glassis and hands them round*
Heers tu u!!!
{{{{{{{MM}}}}}}}}
fankees, yoo crayzee cheezfrens!
klinkeeklinee glasses wiff nenne, mmm, pb, anni an ebbreewun else arownd teh whirrld!
cheers!
Happi burfday, Mugglemary! And menny returns of teh day! W00t, w00t!!!
fankees, upfi!
*tikklols upfi feelurs*
may ai offur yoo sum nise tendur leefs?
OOOoooooo…….. Shamperz!!! I lub deh bubblolz!!!
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Happee Burfday, MM!! I hopez u hab a wunnerfull day!
Schmoooooooz!!
Oooooh!!! *nom nom nom nom*
Ai lubs me sum tendur leefs! And choklit! And fudge!
Happee birfday, an menny moar, mugglemary!!
Oh fanks, wil juss hab wun glarse befoar lonsch!
*clinkees glarses wiv ebberywun, speshully MM*
well ok, juss wun moar
well if yu insistin ai’ll haz anuber wun…..
*staggas off to lonsch in shampainful hayze*
*snikkers* careful there, all cheezfrenz, shampain all arownd!
ai alsow has unlimited hah wai an peetsa wif eckstra cheez an a lubblee cake wif lotsa white frostings and roses on tawp an white layurs an razzelberree on wun layur an lemming on annuder
Happeetayl burfday mm – may yur dai be filled wiv lub and happyniss, adn lols adn cheezfrenz too!
{{{{{{{{mm}}}}}}}}
Yay! Hapi birfdai MM!
Hav a happeh day!
Hope it is filld with menneh wunnerful things!
No raizen; Ai juss lyk tu sho awf !!
tail has flavour…like pretzel perhaps?
Kitteh gettin his nikkers inna twist!
Daft kitteh!
Anni! Ai nawt rekognizin yu wif teh crismissy abatar!
Ai had 2 maek it juss hedd an showlderz – full lengf, u cudn’t see wat it wuz!
Iz berri kyoot!
eggselent!
Wow, impressive. All the Pilates in the world will never get me flexible enough to lick my own tail! lol
This cat needs a psychiatrist! “Wat bettur place to kleen mai tale!”
Teh yoga kitteh is practicin his stretshus
I getz a crick in my neck just watching teh kitteh
ooh – hope is not tu layte!
*sends in a Kyropratkor tu fiks the crick wiffa crack*
sumtaims ju must b waschening urz tailz, no metter wehr u iz.
simple az taht
Gravity – It cant haz me
Adn tihs iz foar Mugglemary, whu iz wurken awn hurz burfdai butt(!) wil prolly fiend tiem tu drawp in …
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MUGGLEMARY♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
(In OZ, yor burfdai wil bi ober in less tahn 2 howerz ..)
smile: adn a burfdai shmoo {{MM}}
*joyns PB inda singing – butt (snerk!) in norbegiun*
“No linguists were hamed during production” !! LOL
Tehy maust hab bean cunning linguists…( heads off tew nawty barn)
Wuz thinkin jus other dai about professorlolol who had dat tityle in aour English depart mint. He wuz nyce married man!
omcc! ai has tew send tew mai big brudder, who is too yeers older but same burfday! we is half norbegian, an ai cant wate tew gets home to heer them! fankees!
awwww, pb, ai fots yoo wuz all sunged owt yestirdai!
{{{{{{pb}}}}}} schmooo
Teh sunn iz shynin in Lundun 2dai but we had ower nawt secund frawst uf teh wintur. Muss dress up warm an go owt. Bai fur naow!
Hab a gud tiem, Anni !!
* Waivz *
Bai furr nao Anni, ai’m orf fur a spawt of lonsch too, teh sunn iz neerly owt heer so ai’m goin to get sum freshair.
See yuz lader!
Hmmmmz…. So CC iz white. Adn BC iz blak. Tis muss be DC (Doorway Cat) az himz iz gray.
@@@@@@ – well spotted!!!
Spawtedd? O noez taht woz teh cheeta!!
Tahtz teh purzon hu jumpz parsed yu in teh lunsh lion, izznt it ??
..oar Drop Cat wen himz fawlz (adn lans saefly awn himz feet ) !!
Kitteh is very a-door-able!
.. all dough hi cud bi unhinged !! * Maibi !! )
i hopez hii duzn’t git in a jam!!
Hii bene gitting a lot ob strainj locks laitly !!
ai hasta go finish putting up werk xmas tree
schmoo all cheezfrenz! let teh noms an drinkees go on all day an nite!
lubs yoo all!
Enni tiem, Mugglemary !! Haz a wunnermuss dai !! Bai fur nao !!
His tail must have a good flavur
prolly taysting of:
Abalone
Breadanbutterpuddin
Chocklit
Danish – toona flabored
E…
Egg noodle
Fruitus
Grape
H…..
Howshawld fluff
Itty bitty inseks
Jam frum hyumanz brekkfuss tablol
K …
Kandy Kanez
Loleepopz
Marzipan
N…….
Nectereen
Oranje (nawt poison)
Peach Schnapps
Q…
OH HAI THERE BATCAT!
This is mah tayl! Ther ar menneh lyke it but this wun is MYNE!!!
*runsinwiffakwikness*
*yoinks gremlins tayl*
BOOOP!
*boops hur nose as she slides past, down the door*
*runsoutaginwiffaneverbiggerkwikness*
*spins arownd* Whut! Whut! Who!??? I thort I felt a breeze; then sumthing yoinked mah tayl! *holds tayl down with paw; liklikliks it possessively*
FULL METAL JACKET REFERENCE FTW
lukk goggeh… lukk adn leern. dis is hao u does et. staning onna door is nawt nessusareh, jes fer shoes awf… u wuddin bees ablol 2 does dis n-e wai…
♫Jump out of bed yawn and stretch and try to come a live ..cause I am working 9 to 5.♫
*slow sad heddshake*
*sighs*
whatta way tu mayke a libbing…
Dolly betta luuk owt, aifinkso !! * Pweez stawp shaiken mai hed .. *
ooh – sorry bout that, just grabbed the furst that came along…
.. wiv taht, PB hedz tu himz bed !!
nite nite!!
*watchis PB stagger slightleh off tu bed*
Sleep tite!
G’nite, PB…. I just gitting up, u just going tu sleep!!
*Tukz PB inna floofy blankee
Schmooooz!
an then – when I go tu bed – PB waykes up!
*gits dizzy frum finking about dis…*
*sits down and has sum moar shampers*
Skål!
*sitz wif Nennepus, sipping shamperz
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Dis b wunnermus plais, ifinso. Wif peepz frum awl ober deh whirlld. Kumming tugezzer, just tu habbing deh funz.
Dis ar gud wai to ketch tael… an’ maek shur it ar kleen an’ fully washd.
Kitteh r malfunkshiningz!!
*Kumz running at full speed*
ELFI
{{{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}
I hazn’t seeinged u in fureberz!!! How u b????
{{{{{{{{{{{Elfi}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Ohai, {{{{{Elfi}}}}}
How is you and yours? KB being a drooly boy?
Strange thing has happened – I bought a house in Bixby! It’s very nice, and I love having the peace and quiet….
..=・ェ・=….. . . eSprit gymmmmm …. .. .. … .. .♪ . ….. . .yessi….. …. ..
Side bar………We got 2 inches of snow this morning.
What??? we did.
U kin keeping it.
I duzn’t wanting it!!
Eyes sending you 4 inches in a box cweenmj for later uses.(snowbalzs fights)
I will keeping it handy fur wen I seez Kafleen…… Shii will neber suspect a snowball!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
And thats why you are the Cween. LMAO.
*sits kwitelee arown teh corner playing wiff Ronco Flamefrowing Snoball Killifier and snickering too self*
This tail: it must be cleaned NOW!
Bat Cat!
My tail is noms.
Kitteh’s tail haz a flavur. Must b very gud flavur.
Dat kitteh iz one of most amazingified nanimololols Ai has seen!
*nomnomnom*
it looks like he would be saying this if he/she could talk:
OH YES I FINALLY GOT IT. . .NOW LET’S INSPECT IT
OK IT’D GOOD BUT. . .WAIT. . .
HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE
WHAT IS THAT THING FOLLOWING ME
OHHHH CRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!
OOOOOHHH LOOK A TAIL. . .LET’S INSPECT IT
lol
LOL
Ah wish ah cud doo dat
He’d BIIIITECHOOOOO!
/hides
Oh my gosh! This vid ‘s got to be one of the best I’ve seen. Such giggling in our house this morning, watching it! So nice to start the day with smiles.
aww…. i can i has him? pliiiissss????
ɯou ɯou ɯou ‘ɹoʌɐʃɟ ɐ sɐɥ ı
WOᴎ WOᴎ WOᴎ ‘ᴚ∩Oᴧ∀⅂Ⅎ ∀ S∀H I
iz just like me!!
anty grabbity. i haz it. y r all u h00minz upsied downz? =^..^=
but dis iz how i keep mai tail kleen
WAT DAH EFF