OMG! WOO HOOOO!
OMG! WOO HOOOO! I can’t believe you remembered! This is the best birthday EVER! Let’s preheat the oven!
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Congrats, Leeza!
thx anni!!
I has a happy I finally has my lolmas abatart back!
woo hooo indeed!!
Yes, is nice to see yur abatar all tarted up!
Cheery tart oar appol??? Best bee keerful, you mite get nommed iffin dat tart luks too gud!!
Concatshoelaces on leedin teh brayd, skwirrlgrl!!!
Itz sew niec to see ur festib littlol abatar agin!!!
Congrats, leeza! Yoo has fast fingers ther, and yoo ar lukkin AWfully festiv!
Midnight’s deer did this for me last year… I wonder whare she is?? anotter missing cheezpeep… oh me.
I wuz thinkin bowt her teh uther day. I wunner wher she went? Letz try kawling her nom, er naym lowder:
MIDNIGHT’s DEER, AR YOO OWT THER!!! Report to teh LOLs, STAT! We misses yoo!
Ooh, NOMS for mah burthday, a day erlee!
Happee Burd-de tu miiiiih!
But wayt. Wuzzint Burd Day last weekweekweek?
ebree dae izz Burd Dae sumwhair, aifinkso
Ware’s da ketchup?
eet iz inside!!
EWWWE!
*Runs back to da vegemetarian closet*
Iz dat awl fur me?
onoes – izz nawt awl fur – luks moar lyk awl fezzurz, aifinkso …
Burdeez iz frendz, kitteh!
Burdeez is delishus, ns!
Dey iz onlee delishus if ai haz nawt seen dem in their natural (i.e. alive) state.
If ai had to killify mah own fuds, ai wud be a vejemetarian. Ai *mite* be able to handlol fish and/or shellfish — but nuffin ai wud describe az kyoot.
Ai’d hab 2 be awful hongree b4 Ai kud kilify ennifing.
I prefer da veggies. (Mushrooms and tomatoe bread tonite) Nawt think I cud kill somfing live. Pleh.
How abaout bekumin a frootaryan? Wii beleeve taht froots adnbegetabels ar habin feelins so wii finks kukkin iz crool
Sew iz bedderer to eet dem alibe!!! Maebee a kwik kukkin bee bedder den nomnomnomim CHOMPIN dem wen dey kin feelz it (since dey hab feelinz…)
*Faints frum horror* *Refaints frum lack of fud*
hear peejay – haz an twinkee………
deres nuffin reel inn does
Mmmmm, delish! HF cornsyurp, larrd and a tona prezerbatibs.
adn yelolow dye number 5!
Wii ownlee eet fings taht hab akchully fallen off a trie or boosh – taht ar, in fakt, ded alredy!
Noboddee ellse a Hyoo Grant adn Knotting Heel fan?
Noboddee else a Hyoo Grant adn Knottin Heel fan?
nitey nite!!
O WB yu habin a phestib abatart too
Nitey nite to awl!
Mih! Mih! Mih!! Eyeyamm!! Tahtz mai fayv root Hyoo Grant moo bee! Butt (!!) aiyamm noe gud atz remembraneayten kwotz …
nightshayde, did u writing dis letter tew teh noospaypur?
Aern’t sum peepl iggerunt!
heeheehee ai jus haz tew *snurt* ebree tyme ai fink uv taht
haii
Hilareeus!
*snerk*
No no no. Ai know teh meetz ai eetz comes frum reel aminlols — ai jus kinnawt fink abowt it.
Ai wud become a vegetarian, but meet iz jus too delishus fur meh to pass up if ai duzzint hasta participate in or witness teh process.
Iffn CC had ment us nawt 2 eet animlols, him wudn’t hab maed dem uv meet.
Mii neffew wuz eeting sum pork roost and he axed heem Daddeh — “Dad? Duz dis meet cums frum littol piggies?” Hiz Dad had a worry and sed “Um, yes…” Ryan tooked anuffer bite and sed “Dat wuz a beery tastee littol piggie…”
wuzn’t dat from sumfing dat Sarah frum Alaska said resently?
Mi tu! Ai iz fyne wif eetin teh eggz anna teh darie, butt ai noh ai culd nawt killify anithin moar tahn lobstur, shrimpies, oar crabz. Iffin ai had tu, ai culd eet teh fishies, but moastly ai thinks tehy iz pleh…eggsept az shushi.
Yes, ai iz weerd.
*whispurs* We is nawt eeting heem. We wuz just kitten!
**nods vigorously**
Fank yu NS!
*jently pats PH’s fevvers*
Burdee luks liek chikkin-hawk from teh Foghorm Leghorm cartunes. Bewaer of being nommed, kitteh!
Luks a bit lyke a duk too
ar maiB a bebbeh goos – a bebbeh Canadyjun goos …
*Bops mmm and Italiana inna hed* I am nawt baking another caek!
Awww gwon pj, we needin teh caek downfred furr teh brakeroem! Ai bringz sum hawt chokklit adn cawfee, adn sordid injun adn chyna tees to go wiv teh cake.
oyesh – adn ai hazz brot pretzlol rodz dipdipdippeded in chawklit uv awl sordid kyndz – milolk, semmysweetz, wyte, adn darrkz, sprinklolled wif teh kollerfule sprinklols … adn sum eeben haz chawklit swirlols ov ebbree kynd. Tehy izz speshully nommilishus dipdipdippeded intu Birfday Fairy’z iceycreemz. *Dipnomdipnomdipnom …*
Hmmm, ai’m dippin adn nommin, adn stoopy wp is nommin my commints too!
mai faborite cartune evar! “dat kid is teched in teh head” *hahahahahaha….stumbles back inna lurkey whole quacking hersself up*
teh kitteh is just yawning, parrothead… just a sleepeh kitteh, thass all….
Now…repeet aftur me…”birdiez ar frenz…nawt fud”…..
*raises paw in ayr* Burdees ar frenz, nawt fud.
besyde, ai purrfers da white meetz.
How duz we no what kulur dis liddle bebbeh is under alla dem floofy fedderz?
I am having more and more trouble interpreting this catspeak for every post posted here. Well played cheezburgerz, well played.
whi fankees………wut yu haz agenst da moo?
iz antimoo = oom ?
mehbe dey iz laktoes entallerint?
Maybi shi hazza moo azza neece oara neffew?
ifinkso dat da bwed iz aginst da moo — oar maebee itz da cheez dat is aginst da moo … ??
oar da karchup? Deependz onna hows yoo build yer burrgrrs
Wot abaout teh piklols?
mmmmmm…. ifink da pikkols beez aginst the cheeze — lesssee …
Bottum bum, den cheezee, den da moo, den more cheezee, den sum ketchupz an moostard, an den anudder moo, den more cheezeez, den da pikkols, an sum lett-us and a toomahtoe and da tops bum!!!
Sew yesh — da pikkols bee aginst da cheezee and da lett-us!!
Sownds nommy – ksept fur da tops bum!!!
yoo no likee tops bums?? want yer burrgrr open fased??? Weel bee da messy – hab ta uze a k-niffeh and forker … butt iffin dats wut yoo wants… yoo kin habs…
wares da bakun??
an kan wee haz sum abikadoe two????
Ohhhhhh …. Bakun!!! Sillwee mee — *stiks twee peecees of Bukun inna da samwich — wun bye eech peece iof cheezee….* *scoops owt sum abikado and sweds eet onna da top and bottum bums ..
I don’t see anee onions.
*thumpz hand inta hed* Wut iz I tinkin??? Gwilled oar raw?? Oar sum ub eech???
*skqeezes thik slab o raw oonion inta da middol ub wun samwich* *wips up sum gwilled unyums and slips dem inta anudder samwich*
Der, yoo kin piks!
Raw, purplol, and on da top, plz.
Slicees up a raw purrpull unyum inta stwipes and sticks da endz inta da tops bum sew dey be stikkin up inna da aire — ooo dat luks likee a skulptur now!!! Berry nicee, iffin I doo sez sew meeself!
isle taik da grilld wun…….kthxdrool
Heer y a goez —
*stiks a pik inna da sammywitch ta keeps awl da layers togeffer an puts da sammywitch wif da grilled unyuns onna a plate wif sum tater chippers*
Oh, fan q EM, dis lukes purrfect. Dis is tofu burger rite?
yea yea yea — madded awl frum stuffs datz wuz nebber ebber alibe – ded tofu moo, ded tofu bakun — ded veggies — awl ded ded ded — jest likee yoo like it
Hmmm nawt sounds sew gud no mores — I lied eenneewai == no tofu no wears — awl stuff da
an heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hashim, Marlefan, Johnnyface, an Mugglemary an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy cakes, lemmin poppyseed caeks wif choklit glaze, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, ittybitty sekrit diarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an colorful sparkly burdee stikkers! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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sorry
forgotted to un-bold 
wel ets eesiur tu reed *nod*
yu izz teh Burfday Fairy – yu kan bih azz bowled azz yu wanna bih!
Yepperz — bowlin burfdai partee are da funz! Sew bee bowled mii fairy qween!!
Deh birfday fairy, boldly going whair no fairy haz gone b4!!
Bwahahahahahaha….*snerk*….yu funny, mai cween!
*rites in ittybitty super sekrit diary*
Dear diaree, today mai sekrit decoder mood ring was black, but den ai ate sum lemmingseed puppy cake and it turned to yellow. Yum!1!!
*hides super sekrit diaree under pillow*
testin..testin…nuffin to see heer,moob alawng…
hmmm. No crismuss Fernybeans abatart
Yesh yesh, ai see it
oh? I duznt
Did yu trying contrl adn F5 kee at teh saem tyme?
aifinkso thats whut i did…I pressed EBREEFING
Dat’z teh besterest wai, shure to hit teh rite kee
Wiv teh phestib hat on?
yayyyyy!!!
I cans ee her nao
I presst sum randum keys an it went blank an came bak wiv mau Fernyfrillybumbeans
Ferny … Frilly… BUM… beans????
Muss be teh top bum aifinkso!
Yoo no likee tops bums eben iffin dey are Ferny and frilly???
i finso it b a case uv “dont ask”
….
hrhrhr…Fern habs teh floofiest briches EVAR…her looks like her wraes frilly nikkurz
Seh stays over ‘teh posh side’ wiv teh elderly nayber laydee.Seh cums hoam for a visit to say ‘ohaifeedmenowkthnxbai’ an tehn seh goes orf agen for days an days.
her bred is buddered on bofe sides 
cept we hardlee see her ennemoar
Butt(!) her luks well an helfy..they feed her gormay noms over thar too
an her is ‘beans’ cos I asks her wher she been..’Fernybeans over thar’ or Fernybeans in teh gardin…well, yoo get teh idea…*wanders orf ramblin crazycat lady fings unner her breff*….
kum fernfloofybriches, kum tu da pawsh cide…………
dey cawls her ‘Fluffy’ over thar
Iz so niec fur deh kittey tu haz tu homez!! twice deh nomz and twice deh lubz!!!
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ai has teh goweng hoamz naow – tiz thyme tu kloaz teh off iss adn sae goonitez, adn sweedreemz tu awl teh lublollee cheezepeepseses … *adn tu awl a SHMOOOOnite!*
Nitey, nite!
test?
oh thank goodness! i thot I was banned!
Y oh Y wood yoo bee banned!!!!??????111///???
I dont know!!111!!!
I’m just an innoscent kitteh!
wif flowerz inna her hed — how kin eeneewun bann a kitteh wif flowers onna her hed!!
Is black australorp lolchikie!
akshulleh just ohkuhred tu me…
this is the orijinul NOM DE PLUME!!!