Your pet rock just peed on my paw.
turtle nd kitteh nawt haz gud relanshup.
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Ur off to a rocky start, then.
Hooray, is LCB and anni rite up ther on tawp!
But . . . disapproving kitteh is disapproving. Has bin taykin lessins frum teh bunnehs, Ifinkso.
U mean teh disapproving rabbits has been giving tut-tutorials?
**groan**
disapproving bunnehs? I noe wun of those…
Dass an owtrayj!
I think u rap it up in paper. But don’t get teh skissors, because it will beat them. *nods*
FTW!!!
Ur game theory, it b moving in cat-astrophic direcshuns.
Now I will kill it dead
You’re between a rock and a carapace
*groan* But – gud wun!
Iz beddurer dan beein bitween Iraq n Ahardplais
whut a tuurdlol!
Moar of a terrapiddle, really.
terrapiddle nidz tu skeedaddlol, aifinkso
Terrapiddle no has skeedaddlol in his skill set. He can skeemosey at best.
tahtz twoo … maiB himz kan skeewaddlol
Oar mebbeh hee gonna skeepaws skeepaws skeepaws …….
Oh man if you reverse that sentence it is funny.
Paw my on peed just rock pet your?????
Wap ym no deep tsuj kcor tep rour?????????
Mai paw jsut peed awn yur pet rok??????
Mai pee jus rokkd awn ur paw????????
EEEEWWWW????????
…and Ozzie stands on his head.
Maw nawt gonna has a happee, eithur.
Dis rawk has da pleh.
Kitteh needs a flannik, ifinkso.
But… but… who is gonna flannik-train teh turtlol?
well u shudda thot about that before u gotted it!
But… but… it followed me home one day!
One day when I was walking home extry super slow, that is.
*luks askanse*
and I seem to bemember sum Pureena Turtlol Chow was in ur pokkits….
Well, yeah. That was teh day we wented on teh field trip to teh Pureena packaging plant, rember? And u thinked it was teh funny to throw me into teh vat of Turtlol Chow? And it took elebenty firemans to get me out? *smiles a littlol at teh pleasant memry* And I was waring my suit made out of nothing but pockets that day? Rember?
ahh… good tiems…..
say, didju hear they has Firemans Chow there now??
I think its teim for a FEELD TRIP!
And Taste Testing!
*tastes a firemans*
tehy is better with hot sause!
*pours lots of hot sause on lcb’s tung*
Teh firemenz iz hawt enuf wiffowt teh extree sause, aifinkso!
but but but… firemans and hot, just goes togethur!!
I fursted reeded dis as you had a pleasant MAMMORY … *snork* I gess dat mite bee da case – butt wee shud proly ax da fyremenz …
BTW I got a “FDNY 2010″ calendar this weekend-very nice!
Kitteh, if I wer yu, I wuld volunteer to hab mai paw washed by teh human. Yur ususal methud is going to make yu cri.
Din’t we goez obber teh hoomin warshin kittehz n anuvver fred?
yabbut – tihs wud B warshin jsut wun stynkeh paw – nawt teh haowl kitteh …
there’s a four paw / faux paw joke in there sumwhere.
himz duzzunt kneed awl faux paws wawsheded – jsut wun …
I have always wanted to get a pet turtle for my boxer. Not sure how he would react around it.
mai goggie hazza pet – MIH!
Mai goggie finks her haz a pet kitteh. Butt (snerk) mai kitteh finks her haz a pet goggie.
After yeers uv plottings Bill Slowsky finalee haz rebenge awn kitteh. Naow run awai Bill! Run lyke teh winds!!!
You come push it!
I think teh best Bill can do is run like teh gentle breeze. *nods*
Wow that turtle looks just like mine
That seems fitting, since at first glance I read your name as “tinkler”
tee hee — tinkler — hee hee …
Tinkler the sprinkler …
I wuznt even skweezin it or pokin it or nuthin.
well, mebbe a liddle…
Ewwww — turtlol pee on pawz. DO NAWT WANT. *shudder*
Why, yoo ar lukking awfully festiv ther, nightshayde!
*gibs Gremlin a gold star fur bein teh nawt sekkund to notiss*
*saves gold star for on tawp of mah krismus tree* Fankees!
*goes in serch of holiday finery for mah own avatar*
*singz* Bloo eyz. Meezer’s got . . . bloo eyz. Lyke a deep bloo sea. On a bloo, bloo day . . .
testing, 1…2…3!
42?!
Mt McKinley!
nonono… love is the answer!!
I’m trying to get my lolmas abatart back…. not sure if it’s something that takes a wile to show up tho… it was showing under my old online name but not my current one…
YAY!
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