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Warning! Upon arrival happiness of LOLcats may vary
shudda gone with 1-800-LOLCATS.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Teh_Name_iz_Bondz via Our LOL Builder
Dis iz nawt Happicat!
Nawt az avertysed.
Wud nawt by agin.
conga rats dere anni!!!
dis mush bee happicats bruddur Mo Engrown…
hims bisitin fro da holly daze…
Thx willy boy. We haz a brayde wiv rhsb.
Conga Ratz! Iz dat avrtaw nuu?
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wow cheesebrrgrr!! yo iz very talinted wif teh punk chew way shun!!
iz nawts punkchewashunz, iz macro.
Kitteh be happyur owt of teh bocks, I finkso!
And wif a dish uf gushifuds adn krunchee fuds.
Grumble grumble grumble!
Jus givvita cheezburger to be saef.
Cheezburger frum Happee Meel, mebbe?
Ooooh – den kitteh can haz a toy, too!
Gotta warn yoo, tho.
Teh Happee Meel nawt always werk. I has eetid it an it nawt gibbed me a happee.
ohai res an nightshayde! maybe happy meals only werk awn every other thursday, the rest is just filler
Lukk!
U gots a big bawks ub angree!
Dat’s stranj……
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Dat wuz nawt awn my Krissmiss liszt.
Sowndz lyke a great prezment fur some peeps I know tho!
Et wuz ethur taht oar cole en yur stalking.
Frenz, I finded three mowsees in my cote clozit.
Fank CC dey iz of teh “stuffded, kitteh-toi” barietee!
Sumbuddy senz mr. grma a nise birfdai kitteh-ina- bawx tu kepez hiz owld baonz wram.
I thotso dat wuz ur jawb.
ATTENSHUNS!
Plz to be reedin dis:
I sent the following email out today and thought it appropriate to post here too:
A girl I used to work with had to bury her husband yesterday. He died of an accidental gunshot wound.
They had been married only 6 1/2 years. He was 39.
Learning this has really made me pause and think.
Please do me a favor – let those you love KNOW IT because you never know when your time is up. Or, like a magnet that I have says, “If you love someone, hurry up and show it!”
I LUBS U GUIES!
5 eagles says lubs you back and all da peeps here.{{{{{all}}}}.
Da eagles in my culture represents love. the love that soars and the feeling of soaring can all be ours ifin we love ourselves first.
oh rhsb!!! Dat b so sad!!!
I takez ur wurdz tu hart ‘kuz I noez dey b tru.
I lubz awl deh Cheezpeepz!!! {{{{{{{{Cheezpeepz}}}}}}}
Cween – I hadda unklol die frum a huntin aksident twelb yeers ago in Novembur. It wuz berry hard awn awl of us, so I sorta-kinda kno wut dis gur iz goin thro.
I still miss my unklol. Him wuz berry speshul an I lubbed him berry mutch. **wipes leeky eies**
{{{{rhsb}}}
**gibz rhsb a shamwow anna skritch between hur eers**
Aiz sawree furr yur sad.
Nd getz rid ub da gunz.
I lubs yu tu Red!!
O rshb! Yesh…life is fleeting and hoomins take it foar granted. We awl do. Ai lubs eech an ebeywun hoo Ai knoes and awl mai cheezfrens! Ai knoes hao preshuss life iz…rlysrsly! Aifinkso! {{{{{rshb}}}}}}{{{{{{cween}}}}}} {{{{{{eberybuddy mai cheezfrens}}}}}} AI LUBS EECH AN EBERYWUN UV U!!!!!
KCT is sew rite….fleeting. Yew gise give me muches of teh joy evvry day, more than mawt of yew knoe – tanks and luffs! (Missing Ly rite now, may she rest in hebbun.)
{{{{{{Missy}}}}}}
Awww. Bless her heart. I couldn’t imagine having to do such a thing. My prayers are wif her and hers fambly.
{{{{{{{{To ALL de cheezpeeps in da hole wyde whirrled}}}}}}}
I’z nawt poast here too offen anymoarz, but I’s still reeding. Yoo awl are teh gratest bunch to mayk me laff an smyl wen I has a sad. Fanks to awl ub yoo!
why is kitteh not happy? i thought kittehs loved boxes!
Der iz nawt ennee littur in dat littur bawks.
“Contentz may has settlold durin shippin…..an gotten kwite peeved inna prosess.”
Anni, yu hazza missletow! **schmoo!!**
Caution: Contents may have gotten agitated before delivery
Uv korse teh rezults may vary. Tihs is simpleh a variashun on Shroedingurz Cat!
ndeed! u nevur kno wut u get till u open da bocks!
Open wif Kawshun!!!
A contesstunt awn Jepardee hadda splane tu Alex wut a parruthed iz! Stoopie Alex.
Oh, deh huge manateez!!!!
**wispurs tu cween** aifinkso teh manateez nose abowt parrutheds, there iz a hole charutee setted up by Jimmy tu saybe teh manateez. **wispur off**
Ohai yur madjistee! Wen du yu leeb fur yur supur sekkrit mission, um, ai meen, yur liddlol trip?
Uhh. My nayme is Alex. I hazza sad.
Doan b teh sad, Lolecks — we iz nawt tawkin bowt Cheezfrinz beeyin stoopee, jess gaym shoa hoastz…
Did ineewun feed teh WP monstur tudai? Ai iz gettin mai commints eeted!
To restore the happiness of a LOLcat simply give it nomz and in 2-5 minutes the LOLcat will be happy and ready to use.
Schrödinger’s LOLcat!