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a speed bump onna newell post line?
although, ahm inclined to believe the kitteh’s just tired.
Hiz git up adn go got up adn went.
Nebber teh bad playse fur teh nap attak aifinkso.
bein dat kyute is exhausting. Congrats to Mr. Dan!
Congrabumpz, Dan!!!
fankee, workin’ at a disadvantage today, one eye workin’ anna verrah demanding kitteh on mah lap, fighting the mouse, capturing mah hands and dragging them behind the screen (strong claws on that one).
Wai ownlee wun eye werks, Dan?
one eyelid swollen nearly shut, so no contact in that one, and it’s the one that I’m blind in with out a lens. So I’ll be monocular this week.
Odeer, Dan, wise yur eyelid swolled shutd?
as health related posts are apparently irritating to some, greatly irritating so I take it. I’ll say sty and leave it at that.
Dang, ai missiz awl teh drama. FangyuCC. Well, Aiz sawree yu hazza booboo, an hopez it gitz beddur wifakwikniss!
Ohai, {{{{{ Dan}}}}} wuz srating tu wundur if sumbuddy pasted yu wun….. wooden want dat…..
I hopez ur eye gitz bedder soon.
Peepz ben kumplainging bowt helth related posts?? Nawt sekkund I’ve hurd uv dat! Peepz heer awlwayz talking bowt how dey b duing. Keering bowt ee chudderz iz part uv wut makez Cheezland deh gud plais it b.
ouchie! Ai knows whut doez fings are like. Useta habe lots ob dem when ai wuz much younger.
I seem to get them more often when I have a chair crawl. That is the job of crawling on the concrete UNDER the chair risers to unlock the wheels so they can be rolled out of the way for a General Admission Pit, or Mosh Pit. Filthy, filthy-filthy-filthy, uncomfortable, semi-dangerous job.
(I kno u alreddy iz, butt I’m gonna say it ennyway)
Plz to be careful! Wii lyks havin u arown heer.
Dang….
So, mebbe now iz gud tiem to see ifn teh clonin masheen werks?
Yewz gonna clone himz eye?
No, him kin clone himz hole self.
Mite b beddurer 2 kloan jess himz ay — kloanin himz hoal sef wood jess mayk 2 wun-ayd SHDz…
At leest dere wud be 2 werkin ayz.
in theory……..
Sew, we hazta clone, den meld?
Ohai, Dan!
I has sum noos dat will gibs u a beeg happitayle!
Wanna gess wat it iz?
/\_/\
>^.^<.—.
'-`-'…..)\
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Monorayl Cat
under sever G-loading……
Lukkd bettr befoar poasteded, so ai gess ai meyd monorayl kitteh wif axeedint. Baaaaaaaud axeedint.
oh noes, Mr. Glass wasn’t annywhares around dere…..was he?
tu mush kyute caused crash. Film at elebenty.
butt (!) beddy tiem iz at 10! Hao ai gonna watch dat?
Set teh VCR
Tivo
Hulu
Hula! (danse danse)
Alooooolha!
Make sum coffee. Go in late to werk tomorrow.
Him shifted during tranzit.
Monorail cat IZ tranzit — himz jess shiftid…
into neutral, although some purr boxes sound like they’re stripping gears
Mai brudder’s kitteh sownded leik shi hadda belt taht wuz slippin.
Dini sownz lyk hur gots no mufflur.
when Biscuit is in high gear you can hear him in the next room.
Punkin does a snore/purr combo somtimes. Sownds like a train.
Mithril sownz liek deesul truk…
Mai calico snores – so cyoot!
I jes maded sum soop! Ennybodee want sum?
Iz Broklee Cheez.
Shore! But broklee cheez makes meh tewt.
**gibs Lolecks sum soop**
U go sit over dere.
WAAAAAY over dere!
*Goez owt BEHIND the notty barn*
*Yellz* IS DIS FAR ENUFF AWAY!!?? YOUR SOOP SHORE IS TASTEEEE!
**yellz bak**
FANKYOO!
PLZ TO NAWT BE STANDIN UPWIND OF TEH NAWTY BARN!
Than que! Ai hadda wurried fur ay momint. Stinki NB, du nawt wunt!
Prolly nawt far enuff away, hurz bownd tu ind up in teh nawty barn beefour tu lawng.
**luuks at parrothead wif a sturn**
Gud cawl. Eyell go furder.
Sounds nommy! Here’s some garlicy tomatoe cheesey bread to go wiff!
Ummm, dat smellz wunnerful!
*Whispers* It wazzn’t me.
Umm. Me eiver???
**Luks sternlee at pj perry** Yu jist marsch obur dere wif Lolecks. Butt leev dat bred heer.
Ok, mite as well hang out at da nawtybarn fer a while .
**hollers**
U wanna see ifn Lucky still peeved at me?
Nom! ai can haz sum tater soop heer tu wif cheez nd bakunz. we can awl haz a choys. Ai finkso ai wil maik sum mug caik if ai kin fined resipee. (fur owld manz birfdai) nawt kandulz. tu menny nd ,…. oh, well, mite az wel cawl da firemenz rite naow tu be redy…..
**eers perk up**
Fyremenz?
Oh yesh, plz! I will keeps dem warm whiel dey waitin.
Ai fawtso yu wud bolunteer fur dat kined ub dudy.
Wel, dang. ai nawt fined resipee. nd fone ringz ina midul ,but yu putz ingreedimentz ina mug nd Mike ro wabe. iz redy in 5 minutz nd iz enuf tu shair, oar nawt.
Tater soop? Mai faybrit! Wut beez a mug caik? Anna berry happee burfdai tu yur owld manz!
Google “recipe for mug cake” and pick one.
Ai can haz sum tater soops tu pls?
* howldz aowt emptee bowl *
Ai iz maeking teh beer cheez soopz awn Fried egg. Ai will sabe sum foar awl teh peepz.
Ohai, WRr!
I thot of u whiel I wuz in teh Likker Barn. Dey has “River Rat” brand beer cheez!
Iz teh Likker Barn neer teh nawtybarn? I hazza hopefull.
Beer cheez soopz? Aiz nebbur had dat, but wif dohs ingreedyints, hao kin yu go rong?
Raychul Ray uzes teh saem recipe that ai du. Ai nawt say iz hur recipe cuz ai maeked it dat wai befor Raychul Ray wuz awn teh telly.
I wood liek summa awl uv dat nommy stufz — broklee soop, garlikkee bred, n lowdid tayter soop (datz watt we kawlz it daown heer)
I iz steel werkin, n nawt can haz sup-purr yet…
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SHD, U kin preesheeayt dis — I iz teh prowgrammin lytz 4 owr Christmuss mew-zikkle, n az yoozyoowul dey nawt givd me enuf tym 2 dew it, sew I gotz 2 stai layt oar it nawt gitted dun…
Oh my, I iz makin cream of broccoli an tater soup fur wurkz tomarrow!
I wuz gonna mayk Chikkin Florenteen hoagies, butt I foargottid to tayk teh “florenteen” outta teh freezur.
Gess I’m havvin dat tomorro nite.
I’ll bring a salad.
**repostifyin frum last LOL**
ATTENSHUNS!
Plz to be reedin dis:
I sent the following email out today and thought it appropriate to post here too:
A girl I used to work with had to bury her husband yesterday. He died of an accidental gunshot wound.
They had been married only 6 1/2 years. He was 39.
Learning this has really made me pause and think.
Please do me a favor – let those you love KNOW IT because you never know when your time is up. Or, like a magnet that I have says, “If you love someone, hurry up and show it!”
I LUBS U GUIES!
Ai gibbed yu lubs awn the odder lol, but WP eeted it. Sew, {{{{rhsb}}} and {{{{{awl the cheezpeeps}}}} Ai lubs yu an iz grayteful yu iz mai frenz!
{{{{{rhsb}}}}}
{{{{{Awl teh cheezpeeps}}}}}
Beems adn lubs tu hims famblee, adn mutsh lub tu awl mai cheezies!
We lubs u too!! Fankies furr teh reminder!
I posted on the otter fred, but theres always rum for more lubs!
{{{{{{{TEW ALL THE CHEEZPEEPS IN THA HOLE WYDE WHIRRLED!}}}}}
Also, prayers to her and hers fambly. Im shore thats sewwww tuff.
{{{{{Red and all t3h Cheezpeeps}}}}}
Ai kin haz bloo?
it would seem so……
Amazun. It kepped tellun me ai wuz ‘duplicate comment” ing, and I had tu luuz mai bloo. And dere it iz. **shrugs**
Ai hazznawt teh cloo.
shud wii ask bloo
if teh parrot can haz bloo’s
list uf cloo’s?
Bloo’s Cloos FTW! Ai kin haz the ridge anul guy, doh? Steev?
*shudders* you know they have a live show out……..
**shudders tu** Yu meen dat stuffz steel arownd? Mai dotter wadshed it (and wadshed it, and wadshed it) wen hur wuz liddlol, an hurz in kawlidge nao! Beetz Barnee, tho. **shudders moar**
yeah, they had a live show of that one too…….
So when u gunna haz teh telli tubbies awn ur staj?
hopefully, about six weeks following the heat-death of the universe.
yup, steve wuz way kyooter tahn barney, an less anoying too.
Plz to be payshunt. We will haz teh monorail kitteh runnin … um … soonish.
But mai tikkit iz fur (deep bref) NOAW!!
I b wanting tu riding (deep bref) NAOW!!!
Makifying it bedder (deep bref) NOAW!!!!
U nawt haz tu ried teh monorail kitteh. U can ried inna bubblol wif teh kitteh yes?
Duz nawt HAZ tu ride deh monorail, WANTZ tu ride deh monorail!!
Naow, naow, mai cween, yoo noes dat ur demand will being ignored in teh order in wich it wuz receebed!
Az long az dey b taking orderz, kin I haz friyz wif dat??
I want onion rings.
I kno ware sum gud wuns be!
{Hoamer}mmmmm unjin rings{/Hoamer}
Wattaburger in Texas has gud wuns.
Tolly-Ho in Lexington, KY has gud wuns. (Yoo can awlso get dere faymus “Ho Burgur” dere, witch I has herd is fulla awsum an win.)
Shur U can haz friez. Wii will plant teh taterz naow u shud haz ur friez in 7 munfs.
Ohai cheezpeeps….ai iz awf ehwae frum mai hubicat and kittehs.
sigh.
Butt(!) kyoot LOLcats tu sii!
You sayed butt. {snicker}
I will prolly has similolar diffikultees wen teh alarm goez awf in teh moarnin.
this is just too much.
I’m housesitting for my sister, thier cat…..Biscuit, is in mortal combat with the pieces of tie-line (a light weight rope) I have on the straps of my back-pack.
They seem to offend him somehow.
Ebreefing b kittey toy!!
Yup! Dey do! Mien liek enny string. Ai gonna goes nao. Hongry and tiem to go to sleep! *YYYAAAAAAWWWWNNN* NITE NITEY SWEET CHEEZFRENS!!! LUBS U AWL! Hedbonks and purrs!!!!!
g’nite, KCT!! *tukz KCT up in floofy blankee*
Schmooooz.
LOL!!! They’re probably mocking him behind your back.
Gudnite frenz! Ai haz tu git mai byooty ressed. Sew wake me up in abowt 2 yeerz and we’ll see if it wurked.
Sleep well, PH!
I dunno, two years of bed-hed? oh, and you wanna avoid the corduroy pillows………they’ve bed causing head lines.
.
*duck, cover, run like blazes*
:snerk:
Wai yoo has to rest ur booty, burdie? Wot has yoo bin doing wif it?
think on this one……..do you REEEALLLY want the answer?
**rayses hand**
It prolly has sumfin to do wif teh NB.
ohaiyo..♪ .=・ェ・=.
ohai!
i like yor liddle kitteh fase
*waives*
Ohai!!
ohai cweenie, ai iz pakin………….ackkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!
is on f/b if yew wants to sez hi fur a minit
**WHINE ALERT**
Teh tee-vee show dats awn showz a cupplol in Boston, eetin Cannolis!
WAAAANNNTTTTT!!!!!
Leev teh gun. Tayk teh cannolis.
an wat, go back to the Bing?
OMCC!!!!!
Dere at Mike’s!
**sobs to self**
Noo episoad: Dere goin to a futbawl gaym in Dallas, an it showed teh gi-NOAR-mus staydium.
and what a carbuncle the place is.
Butt, Dan…..u nawt finkso iz beyootimus examplol of modurn arkitekshur?
nope, but then I have had to deal with the disruption of construction and the never ending avarice that is Jerry Jones.
Wayle, UK prolly nawt gonna be playing bowl gaym in TX. Moar likelee, dere gonna be in Nashville, TN.
Glad I’m nawt goin. I nawt beeg futbawl fan an nawt lyk drivin in Nashville.
Nuvver monoraylcat? Dats wut we’s doin’ nao?? Orly??
ai thinnk tha cat dont nou whea, what, how 2 beginn. so sii eskeip alwais but sii donn know wat sii iz realli.
Wish me luk tonite, folks.
Sarah iz gonna be spendin hur nawt-sekkund nite in a goggie crate-type fing. Dere’s a lidder bocks, fuds, wadder an a blankee in dere.
Hur iz nawt gonna be confyned to teh baffroom, an will be ablol to innerack wif Dini. Hur will alsew see Dini yoosin hur lidderbocks!
Plz to send beems dat hur “sees teh lite” an starts yoozin teh bocks. I am at my witz endin.
Oh, dat sownds like a gud ider, red!! Gud luk wiff dat!
Gud lukk! Hoap Sarah fig yurz et owt!
*Sends beems tu Sarah, Dini adn Red*
Good luk wif teh project to all teh rhsb famblee!
* piles sum floofee pillols unnur teh end uf red’s witz. *
Der naow u can at leest haz teh sawft landin.
**YAWNZ**
I gotta be heddin to bed soon, butt I’m nawt luukin foarwerd to teh stayrz. My leg be soar (attaktifyed by teh card tablol), an my anklol tryed to give owt a minnit ago.
Ennywun wanna halp me, oar duz I has to crawl?
Kan teh fyremenz halp yu up teh stayerz?
Yabbut, dey bedder be lokal!
Shore, I hepz U, red…
I bin klymin up n daown da stayrz 2 da catwawk ware awl mai lytz r awl dai lawng — wattz wun moar trip 2 hep uh frind?
Fanks, Aahz!
I saw ware u werkin layt. Sowwy to heer dat.
I werked a liddlol layt 2day, butt nawt gottid eberyfing dun. Fank CC (oar nawt) dat I can leeving it foar teh moarnin.
I can haz teh full skedyool 2morro — I nawt can afoard 2 put awf 2 2morro watt I hasta dew 2dai…
I gotta put 5 noo bad guies in2 owr systim.
Funnee storee: I wuz enterin info awn wun guy an ware I put in wevver oar nawt himz awn soopurvishun, I oridjinalee typed “Ni” insted of “No”!
.
“We are the data entry clerks who say, ‘Ni!’”
.
Nite, red! — I hasta gitz bak 2 werkz — I wuz taykin uh brake sintz I hadded 2 reset da serkit braykurr agin, n rewyr da lytz sew it nawt can tripz ennymoar… L8R!
‘Nite, Aahz.
Gud luk wif teh lites.
I is in Disneywurldz, and this happned the other day. We has to take teh bus instead.
why dont you speak english, or know how to spell.
Such foolish peeple! How duz an lolcat eet a cheezburger, if it haz such a smoll mowf? I will now figure out by giving my feline friend a Big Mac!
O, dat stincs! My lolcat iz beeg cheeter! Hee jus eet da patty and da bun den lik da ketchup and leaves the rest to dry outside! Well, at least the pooma in da woodz wont b messin` wif my lolcat, jus da cheezburger.