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kitteez mannurz r niec ??
G’dai PB! Congrats!
G’dai Anni !! Thx !! Wotz nyu ??
Not a lot! Still raynin!
Yu mite nede a bote tu go shappin sune !!
Ai aer awn a hill 150 feets abuv teh ribber. Iffn Ai need a bote, teh hole uv Lundun wud be unner wadder!
Ai wuz finkin, if teh rayne kepez up, yor hil cud bi a littlol eyeland adn yor hoam, teh carsell awn teh tawp !!
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* Cween Annipuss haz a nise sownd tu it …
Conga Ratz!
<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~<'o)~
Conga Ratz!
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Dredful tablol mannerz!
Booda’z kitteh finnishez himz dinna !!
iz wilfrud brimlee!
yes…hope kitteh is nomming appropriate fuds for teh diabeetus!
warz mai oatmeal? warz my countrytime lemonade?
LOLZ! Wuz tinkin’ dat too!!! Gudz on Catena!
you noticed! I wondered what he was doing now that Quaker Oats doesn’t use him any more.
self kontrowl…ai haz it
Hab yu scene mai remoat kontroll ??
*Runs*
No, no, Grantski !! Hee, hee !!
Foar teh telebiszon …
* Ime stil wurkin awn teh wun taht wurkz awn hyumanz
gud wuns, yoo too!
kitteh remines me ob liddel old man wif must ash
Thx MM. Ai wunner haow lawng it taeked 2 get teh kitteh set up liek dat!
mai nummer wun fabritt lolcat iz sittin up laik that, waitin fur cheezburger man. sum kittehs just dew it!
Thx MM !! Hi duz luk berri hyuman in a desturben wai !!
BTW, In cais wi donut cat-ch yu twumorroe,
♪HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO ♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOO
HAPPEY BIRFDAY ♪ DEER MUGGLEMARY♫
♫ HAPPEY BIRFDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUUU!! ♫♫
* On teh furst, taht iz !!
>blushes madlee<
whai fankees, pb! yoo mai fabritt ozzeean!
hard tew hab burfday tihs time ob yeer. ebbreewun all full frum fanksgibbin an gettin reddee fur xmas sew ai gets furgetted a lawt. mai big brudder (same day ) two!
(rrrrr spozed tew be repli tew pb rrrr)
Sew, ar yu wurkin awn yor burfdai, MM ??
>snerk<
I be heer frum midnight tew 8 am on 12-1, but ai considders taht 11-30. ai duz indeed hab mai burfday awf!
Kool !!
Kitteh has gud tast in fud. Gyoza an sake FTW!
Rayn seamz 2 hab stopt! Muss dash owt b4 it starts agane. Bai fur naow!
Bai fur nao !!
okay, cheezfrenz, chekk tihs owt:
kewtest kitteh video ebber.
splort alert
h t t p://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/27/the-cutest-video-of-all-t_n_372535.htmll
Littlol kitteh maikz mi scaird ….
* Thx MM *
… taht aisle fawl awf mi chare frum larffin !!!
ai fotso tew, pb! ai neerlee had teh leekee iiis ai wuz laffin sew hard!
ohai MM!
That sploarwarning wasn’t close to being big enuff!!!
SERIOUS SPLORTWARNING BEHIND THAT LINK!!!
go at your own risk – is so wurf it!!!
HALPP!! THE CUTENESS! ITS TOO MUCH! AHHHH! *splort splort splort splort*
oh noes! Grantski is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Grantski in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Donut luk at the link no moar – and fink, ai dont noe – taxes an obertyme an homewurk – helps the recubbereh aifinkso!
Thank yuuu
I dun mind the cuteness, and multiple splorts for the sake of that Peek-a-boo kitteh is completely worth it! *watches video again, brains start leaking out of my head* Well, ill be back later 
*walks away, trailing bits of brain*
Poor kitty.
Megga Hy~Purr Floof
Kitteh habz jennurruss, wellz
broakendz in Hewminz!
Megga Hy~Purr Floof
Kittehz needz lawtza pilloz
2 reetch Beeg Taybill!!
No wun knoez wayrz Floof
Kitteh’z silkee fur endz andz
wayr Kitteh beeginz!!!
Jack.
This is the next step in kitteh world domination. RUN TO THE BUNKERS, NOW! BEFORE THEY GET YOU! o.o *Speeds away*
…. … ..humm . ….. . . .. . harri UUUP.. …… . . … . . … .. …… . … . …..?. ..
hmmm … is this kitteh Winston, duz anybuddy noes? (Winston is famous video kitteh …)
Ime shoar tihs kittee iz nawt. Hi cud bi Jappaneze.
Poar Winston iz no lawnger wiv us ..
WHAT HAPPENED TO TEH WINSTON???
AI haz a sad nao.
Whoever teh kitteh is, he’s adorable!
Ya all tat was needed was a burp.
His moustache looks like Dr. Suess’s Lolrus, who speaks for the treez!
Pay attenshun kiddiez. Dis be how you keep yur pawz neat’n'tidy UNLIKE sum kidz who smear der grubby pawz on everyting! Don be wun of doze kiddies!
-Zuby (RIP)
The cat looks like Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus!
Is the kitty’s name Orsen by any chance ?
The face very much says “This is the least you can do for me”.
Mmmm, Gyoza.
I seen this one gif that had this cat. When it looked away the first time it had the words “WTF was that?” then when it looks at the dish it says “WTF is this?”
Is it badz that I iz jeluz of teh kittehs noms? mmmmm….gyoza…..
It’s a grumpy grandpa at Thanksgiving!
this cat looks like a dog!
” ‘Sup Babe?” (for you fans of The Cat Returns… which, of course, you all should be)
I r fan!! <3
LOVE that moobee! teh japanese voys crakks me up, an teh english voyse is jus purrfeckt!
no bath’s at the table. . .lol
Perry Mason’s alreddy been fed.
Obvyusslee.
Bring me Solo and the Wookie
chu chu la ki lo fam ban dooooh…. AH!AH!AH!….. ki mo nu pin do losokanulo! *yanks his pet-human’s chains*
mmm, gyoza and edamame, lucky cat
Diabeetus.
winston san i luff ewwwwweeeee
why teh hell u laff
He looks like an old English gentleman, probably a colonel ‘Capital dinner, wot? I remember back in the days of the Boer war, up against the fuzzy wuzzies, dontcha know? Damn fine dinner I had back then too, had a wallah named Abdul, best damned cook in the Bush…..anyway, where was I?….’
dah tegzdure ez sumwut taut, but dah flava ez sue-purrb!