THE BIRDS 2
THE BIRDS 2 THEY’RE BACK, AND THIS TIME THEY MEAN BUSINESS
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5 eaglez haz landid !
an wif an attitude, tu!
Big altitude nd big attitood !!
Ouch.
Nawt yu, silly !! Juss teh birdee !!
I tout it was funny that you even thought about me.LOL I was gonna say same ting.
Teh nawt-sekkund fing taht poppd intu mai hed in teh 100 millisekkondz abailabull if yu wont to bi furvest frawm larst !!
* Mawrnin, BTW *
Guud morning poussinBoi. What else poppd in your head LOL.
Wel, ovbiouslee (* hard tu say*) teh fraze yuuzed wen teh furst men landid awn teh muun !!
Conga ratz!
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Thx CB !!
Thanxgiving revenge!
turkey hired a mercinarry fer post mortim revengifing moment uf glory?
Hi eagley awatez taht momint !!
Fussee Fevvurz lykez himz fud carved finelee, fanks !!
U fink dis nife iz skaree, U shud cee mai pointee endz…
.. adn if taht doan skair yu, yu cud get a beak surpriez !!
I’ve been tagged by 2 hawks, an eagle and an owl… pointy ends DO NAWT WANT!!!!
Ai did nawt meen to nom ur couzins. Eep ai hazza skeered. *cow hearse anna sleenks awai*
Fork-giv nd fork-get, ai sai !!!
eeep!
OMG, I haven’t laughed this hard for a while.
uhmz :d der wuz a birdz tew… it were madez in 1994
Nawt tu korn fuze us wif teh faks pls. Wii nawt wurree bawt teh aku racee rownd heer.
rated R for reel skaree
Mi cuzzen iz a spoonbill …
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Ime prepaired tu eet cuttle(ry)-fish
*Snerks*
Dis monster burdzilla wud kyure enny kitteh frum chaysin powltry inna fewchure. Ebber agin.
“Nyse burdy. Good burdy.” **Frows elebenty eers ov korms at da burdy an runzawaiwiffgratehayste into da klozet, slamms dorr, an hidez unner derty lawndry**
BRAvo !!
Yor in-JEAN-ious plan woant sabe yu ..
Ai noze yew iz UNDIE thair ..
Yu betta kum cleen … !!
Hokay, well, Ai onst chasted a burdy. A liddlol burdy. Oh noes. Yu doan’t fink dis is da mama, du yu?
Hab yu bene sheeting … ??
Terry-dactyl wil get yu unda teh terry-towelling …
I really likes your picture. you should make a beakquel =)
OMG the Klingons have birdies?
ROFLPIMP
Stoopy WeirdPress.
(sings in Klingon)
Qoy’ QeylIS puQloD, Qoy’ puQbeH puH…..
Iz yu shur itz nawt aye Romulan wahr birdeh?
omg omg omg omg cheezfrenz, ai juss finds owt today taht iz a theeter heer in minneesnowta iz doing teh Xmuss Karol in…KLINGON! ermember yoo herds it heer furst!
ai no lie!
h t t p://www.twincities.com/ci_13890967?IADID=Search-www.twincities.com-www.twincities.com
Okay…. that is the WEIRDEST thing I have ever heard of…. but if that’s what inspires the Christmas spirit, then…. Q’apla!
**Red comez in an plops awn teh cowch**
Wat a day! I jes gottid hoam, has a hedayk, an had to chayse Dini akross teh parkin lot wen I opind teh door! BAD KITTEH!
I can has adult bevridj, plz?
Kthsleevtehbottlol
**Pokez hed up frum lawndry agin** Fings cud bee werse, rhsb. Asted ob chaysin Dini, yu cudda bin chaysed bye dis Burdzilla. **Hidez unner lawndry agin**
Aim nawt stocking yew…. * Hee hee *
*handz red a chokklit martoonee*
Fanks, cween!
**guzzlolz martoonie**
Enjoi yur adult bebberage. Da burd cud uze sebberal adult bebberages. An a gud lawng nap. Maybee den himz woodent luk sew grumpeh. Mebbe himz wood morf an tern into a moar benine burdie – liek a cannereh.
Hans Red a Cascade Premium !! Enjoi !!
Fanks, PB!
Glad u kleerifyed dat, cuz I wudda thot at nawt-sekkund dat u wuz givvin me dishwashin deterjint!
tabbeh kitteh ambushes rhsb wid a butt wigglol of doom
ohai! how u iz?
Ohai, 2_k!
Fings has been bedderer. How bowt u?
I has a busee in RL too mushes wurk to does, only 2 weeks to the finals week.
How was Thanksgibing? You starts skool dis spring rite?
Dats teh plan.
Thanksgibin wuz nawt so grate akshully, butt I surbibed.
brudder?
* handz red teh bottlol uf U Conn Jack anna straw *
Fanks, WRr.
**guzzlols drinkee**
**Pokez hed up frum lawndry pyle** Noe chans ub a splort nao. Enless yu happinz tu bee a terry…..paterra……..prehistork burd. **Hidez bak inna lawndry**
Aktchulolee, wuzzn’t teh nawt-secund burdz moobie a skaree wun??
ruh rohz….
*runrunrunzadnjumpzintewtehlawndreetewhyed*
Aisle bi woshing yu tuu .. ( Hmm. Donut get teh rawng ideer …)
*snerk*
well aktchulolee, mai skaelz /kould/ taek a naes shienink….:D
Hai, DK. Yu inna lawndry pyle tu? Riet nao, dis izza bestest plais tu bee. Burdzilla kant see us nao. Ai iz gunna stai inna lawndry pyle entil burdee goze awai.
Heer puss, puss, puss !! * Ennywun seen mai missing sox ?? *
Bai furr nao, Fuzzywhisker !!
Whistloling tu teh ipawd muziks whyle ai duz hawswurks
* grabs teh lawndreez, Frow dem inna washin masheen.
Addz teh bottlol uf deturgintz adn teh cuppa Bleech.
Setz teh masheen tu soopur soaks, Turnz it awn *
Goes aowt whistloling tu run teh vakkuum
*gurlol gurglol*
*nokkz awn insaed ob washink masheen dor*
erm…a littlol halp plz?!?!?
Still whistloling tu teh mooziks
* opunz teh wash masheen,
frows in teh maek it floofee bawl.
Clothes teh masheen *
** Wandurz awai tu get teh kittehs sum gushifudz **
Coming Augest 21st 2010
Never turn your back when there in sight!
never ever start planting
and Never ever EVER!
Let them sneak up on you
The Birds 3!
Twitter’s saints
Hasta sleep nao. Hasta gett up in fybe owers tu go tu werk. Ai sleep inna lawndry pyle – itz safest. Nitey nite ebberybody. Fangs fer letting mee plai agin.
gud nite!
ohai DK how u iz? How is skool?
ohai! skool iz…okai….*si* ai haz a skolarshipp interview obbar teh wiikedn, adn ai iz /nawt/ lukink foarwerd tew itt….apparentlee, ai nawt can bii ablol tew bii tawlkink abowt maisalf tew othurrz beree wellz….adn dat iz towtlolee //NAWT// gud att awl!!
ya i agree the birds 3 would be awesome!
Seence it is the furvest frum the nawt sekund day of Novemburrrr, ai wuz wundering if the Burfday Fairy kud repeet hur wish fur her birfday munf? It maed mai eeiyes awl leaky
O hai guise. Why is there a picshur of a duck holding a gun?
Iz teh hare fors rekruting postur. Dem needz sum burdeez tu meet teh EEOC goals.
I cooked all day. Just cleend da oven. *Getz dresst* *Goes to da late nite bakery* *Picks out pineapplol upsidedown caek*
*Stops off fer icsreem fer da crow*
*appeerz* isekreemz? waer??
*Putz coat over pajammas* *Goes back out* *Getz enuff icsreem fer everyone*
Yai! isekreemz!!!!!
Crow.
Ice cream.
You meens da bizbatsch!
Ennybodee gots a trankwilyzur gun I kin borry?
I need to yooze awn two kittehs dat libs in my howse…
Are they playin or fiten?
Dey is in2 EBERYFING tonite!
Dini ran outta da howse wen I opind teh door, an wii ended up awn teh uthur sied of teh parkin lot! Hur cudda gottid hit by a car ifn wun had been comin! Oar, hur cudda gottid attaktifyed by wun of teh stray kittehs.
Dini has been into stuff moar den Sarah has. Alsew, dey has chaysed eech uthur awl ovur teh howse, sowndin lyk a herd of lolefants.
Mebbe I be teh wun needin teh trankwilyzur insted of teh kittehs!
Kitteh krazies! Tehy haz it!
sawree, red, ai yoozed mai lasst happee pill yesterdai mornin tew get a MRI, an ai still happeeeee
Sowwee. Ai uzed teh lastest wun ai had awn mai goggiez. Dem wuz eggcited tu be aowt uf teh kennul adn going hoem…dem borked teh bawks uf dawg biskkitz adn nawt eben eated enny….just frowed dem arownd insied teh truk.
Mebbe teh animlols going crayzee iz cuz of teh moon gettin full?
Dat beree wellz kuld bii itt….animlolz /du/ reakkt tew finks liek dat…
Uh oh, ninja bird!!
Liek day didn’t meen business teh furst time?
stuffed bird is stuffed!
i hate to break it to you, but there’s already a sequel to “the birds”. it’s called “The Birds 2: Land’s End”. look it up!!
I love this picture so much i created a fan group for it! Its called “Hawks with knives”