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MORNINGS We’re not all built for them
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Anom 2 dat!
con gar atz, yu guiz!
sumwon sent eh wurk emayo (teh nerf!) dat ai wuz destraktud ansaren!
Ort nawt be aloud! Liek wen teh fone rings juss az teh noo lol iz abowt 2 be postid!
Letz heer it fur teh top wuns!!
annipuss
Nennepus
carosue
AND
sweetpea
W00t! W00t! H00-W00t!!
W00t! W00t! H00-W00t!!
W00t! W00t! H00-W00t!!
*Klappses awn teh chayre arm frum awl teh eggs oint mintz!!
u haz eggs ointmint? ewww, stinkees!
LOL!! Just traiing it out! Purrrrrhaps itz nawt such a gud idea afterawl!!
Conga Ratz Dee-Lox!
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cawfeee…. nao….
Ai aer nawt fit fur hoomin cumpanee b4 Ai haz had 2 mugs uv strawng cawfee (an sumtiems nawt eben den!)
my poisun is tea… strong black tea… but – if ai reelee has tu be alurt – aill have cawfee…
Oh yes!! Cawfee nao. Ai tern bak into a hyoomin after mai cup ov moarning cawfee!
mai poisun izz tee alsotu – kup aftur kup aftur kup, sweetun’d wif teh hunny. tudae izz mai nawt-sekkund dae bak tu werkies (PLEH!) aftur beeyeng awf lazt weekweekweek wyl mai Eldur Kiddo wuz hoam awn leev frum teh Naybee foar teh Fangsgibbon weekie-endz … soe itz wuz nawt a moarneng foar teh tee – ai hadded tu has tu eenoarmuss kupz uv teh kawfeeh tu keap mih motorvayted. Beayeng motorvaytud, atz leest tihs moarneng, haz teh PLEH!
naps, we are awl for!
and on the sbenth day…CC rested
ai noe teh feline!
im right dere witch u kitteh!!
co worker at le Faux Gourmay : “Did you wake up grumpy this morning?”
answer: “Nope. The alarm clock woke him up”
*faiscowtch*
Snicker!
Dat kitteh luks liek me dis murnin
oh noes…. holiday weekend iz ovurrrrr…….
*sob*
taht iz wun uv teh saddst fings aive eber hurd *sobs*
*grabs bf and tehy weep inconsoleablee together*
luv ur lolmas abatart though!
wai fank u!
*thinks bowt goin bak tew wurks dis affernoon an collasis inna heep*
erm…collaPsis eben….
Ai hav to ware mai Pilgrim hat fur a wile. Ai wuz hardlee around ober teh Thanksgibbing – it wuz rush rush rush an NO TAIM to sleep. So ai thingk ai’ll just show it off fur a wile!
ur pilgrim hat luukin bery spiffy! ai cahnt bleev ai had sebral dais awf fer teh hollyday an stil dint git hardlee aneefing dun. an naow…..iz less dan wun munf tew Catmus!!! O teh stressmanity!
Can enniwun see mai Krissmuss abatar? Puddy_tat sez it iz 2 smawl 2 tell wat it iz.
ai see it’s noo – butt (!!!) ai cant see wut it is unless I take a closer look at it…
Is myne showing up???
Ai see it in teh 3.01 post, but nawt teh rest!
Naow Ai see it in awl!
Ai can see it – but it iz prettee tinee!
Can yoo maek it bigger??
Wood yoo maek it bigger???
An deer bg473. Teh stressmanity!!! ai haz it rite nao!
Az sum ov yoo may know, ai am going aw a trip wif cweenmj, jamamakitty an Teasel fur too weeks starting awn Thorsday. So ai won’t be able to bee heer. Pleeze donut think ai hav derserted yoo!! Ai’ll be bak!
An – duz enewun know whatz up wif teh commint blok? Ai dont laik waht it iz nao. Ai cant go to anuther persona!!! It just sez ai ar logged in az JCH4K -an then when ai klik awn it – it taeks me to WP!!! Duz ebreewun hav this??
it iz a bit smawl but iz missletow ober ur hed aifinkso?
Can see littlol green abov annipuss’s hedd–tizza missletoez? Oar hollee? (Muss be missletoez–no lil red berries aifinkso.) Lil grey kitteh collectin holiday schmoos?
Needz awl teh shmoos Ai can get!
Haz maed it bigger but iz ownlee hedd an showldurz naow!
kitteh sez “Blargh, it r moanday”
Ai noe sumwun hoo sez “Blargh it aer mornin”!
Wun uv mai frinz n kawlij awlwaiz sedded, “Da whirled shoodn’t start b4 10:30″ I finksew himz klok wuz uh liddul 2 fast — dat steel leevded un ower n uh haf uv moarnin 2 liv thru…
BTW, dis kitteh lukz liek haow I feal rite naow…
*jumpz up thread and
Schmooooz Aahz!!
Raps Aaahz up inna floofie blankie wif brite pink shmoos onnit..
*Writez owt a ICHC perskripshun 4 “1 moar hour ov mattress tyme”
Doctor Tinycats orders… Forges… i meen sines, wif teh doc’s permishun..
Fanky, idansdansdans! Um … kood U added uh zeeroe 2 dat n mayk it 10 owerz? I iz teh shoart uv sleap… May XYL n mai yungist kidlet bowf winted 2 da merjinsee rume obber da weak-ind, n I hadded 2 ker 4 dem, den I dryvded elebenty owerz yestiddee 2 goe pik up mai uvver 2 kidletz frum deyz momcatz howse — n da sloe-poak holly-dai traffiklez 2 — we seed 5 rex n 3 carz offa rode. I iz teh egg-sauce-tid…
At leest dere iz teh happytaylz heer awn ICHC!
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Schmooz cweenmj bak!
I hoapz deh wife adn kidlet b ok now. Wut happund?? Schmoooz tu dem, tu!
*handz Aahz a BEEEEEEG kuppa kawfee tu halp keep him going*
Sending beems of health to you and yours, Aahz.. Hope all is better fastfastfast!! {{{{Aahz and famblee}}}}
Fanky, cween n iddd! Mai kidlet hadda mygrayn sew bad it mayded himz froe up. Himz beddurer naow. Mai XYL parintlee gotted da piggy playg. Herz awlsew gotted bakteereeul bronkytiss at noe ekstruh charj. Wun boks uv Tammy-Floo n wun Z-Pak layturr herz noe can haz teh feevur n koffin ennymoar, butt(!) herz iz steel teh tyrd n pleh…
♫ guud morning all ♫. Another day on LOLcats is like another day on da farms
yep, doze lolcats iz owt standin in dere feeld
@@@@@!!!! Wish ai’d thot ov that!!
*groan* Itz tu urly fur dis kind ob pun ishmentz. Ize goin bak tu bed.
Rice and shine!!! Get oat and aboat!
We cant be wheat out them!!
(that is how it’s spelt – issunt it?!?)
Flax a lot, nennepus! Yu’ve givven us soy much to fink about, I guess I’ll just haz to plow right in..
Haow cornee can u get?!
Yu kno how hooman beans r — cottoning on to teh thematic puns…eben if it means furrowed brows.
♫ and. . . gud moning to you! ♫
Anuther day on da farms????
Iz hoapin heez nawt meenin teh FUNNI farms?!? Oh, i gess iz nawt a baaaaad analogee after awl.
Gud mawnin’ ebryone!! Teh sun iz shinin an teh burds r singin … ;♫ Awl iz rite wif teh whirrled!!
*Az lawng az nobuddy menshuns dere Cwismuss shoppin is awl DUN! – Cuz mine is NAWT!)*
Aifink TTI neads a noo skie – dis wun haz bean leekin fur daiz naow!
Ohai, anniovtehkwikfingers! U iz welkum heer in Oh-hai-o..
‘Corse teh snow will beez fliin sun.. sew bedder hurri!!
Sno? Do nawt want!
I haz sum sun beemz i kin sending u!! dey b berry brite adn cheery!!
*pakz up sunbeemz inna box and puttz it in da mail*
Da man at deh post offiss sez u shud b getting it in 8 tu 10 weekz.
Thx mai cween! It’s awlressee dark heer – less dan 20 minnits 2 sunnset!
Me so agrees wit kitteh, morningses are ebil.
Good morning, all. Yes, today is a blargh kinda day. Can’t quite get my rear in gear.
guud mornin Q! Izza bery blargh cold raynee dai heer, pleh! Ai alwais feel kinda draggy wen iz lyke dis
*swoops in* Ohai! *swoops owt*
ahhh! a swoop an run attak!
*runsrunsruns affer AfriCat* Shmoo! *skampurrs awf gigglolin*
{{{{AfriCat}}}} iz u awn ur hollydaze naow? Iz sumtyme suun aifinkso? Hoap u haz a grate tyme!
naow ai mus swoop awf tew teh grocree stoar, pleh!
*sneekingz up adn Schmooz AC*
giglol!!
*joynz in teh schmoo kyoo!*
*hops thru in a rush and schmoooos AfriCat*
{{{AfriCat}}}
*marches up to AfriCat, throws her arms around him, and kisses him on both cheeks*
*speeks inz beriberi smawel voys … *ai has a low-shmoo warneng lyt syns ai has bin owta cheezeland foar a weekweekweek … ai kan has shmoo, pleez?*
yu can haz hugs and shmoos, Italiana!
{{{{{Italiana}}}}}}
grab Africat, if he comes back…he gibs terrific hugs’n’shmoos.
Schmooooz tu Italiana!!
b keerful wen u schmooo Africat…… hii haz ben noen tu kauz swooningz.
*pullz up swooning couch, just in case!
ofangyu, mai kween! Shmooz adn a schwooneng kowtch … luks laik ai is awl sett! Bih alertud, mai cheezepeeps … ai mai jsut goe awn a shmoo-eng rampaij!
Well – ai guess ai bedder get in this lion!!!
Cheezes Twice!!! Itz a schmoo!!! Get in teh lion!
*schmooz AfriCat awn both cheeks AND noze tip just fur fun*
Oh ladies! The Hugh Shmoo Queue is now forming, right over here! Single line please, no pushing!
Hops to be nawt second in teh Hugh Schmoo Queue *shmoo* *schmoo*
*Next*
BTW.. i saw dere wuz a new fragrance in teh tybooteek… for teh holly daiz..
Itz called *eau de shmoo manatee* just sayin..
hed desk!!
*groans in severe payne*
*feebly hands medal that sez “pun of teh yeer award” to idansdansdans*
*faints in combo ov payne and admirayshun and envy*
*runs awf to teh Ty Boo Teek to trai teh noo fragrence*
um, janet?? plz tu not wairing dis on ower trip.
plzkthkzfurnotsmellinglikeamanateebai.
*wif kloze pin on noez*
oh, yeb, ib berry air eau matic!!
Oh, fankees, booklion… *Blushes BIG time an maiks cirkles inna durt wif her tappy shoos*
Jesh!
Butt (!!) yu has tu bee awn Sandy Pawses gud lizst inordur tu getz itz ..ai’m TRYEN, ai pwomess! … butt (!!)) beeyen gud izz soe diffykult …inz behynd floofy pawses* … speshully wen tehrz mizszletoeses arownd!
GRinz behynd floofy pawses, uv koars … teh fingurrz izz awl owt uv praktizz!
Anuzzer Schmoo Qooo???
fur Hugh??
Kownt mii in!!!
Schmoooz tu Hughz!!!!
Ohai, Hugh.
*Schmoo*
ai has joyn’d teh Shmoo Q … t’wyl b jsut luvlollee, aifinkso!
Moar Schoooz fur Hugh, hoo swimmed awl this way to be wif us today!
kitteh haz low-kaffeen warneng lyt – nidz kawffee … tee … CHAWKLIT!!
A Nownsmint!!!
Here b sumfing tu git ebbreewunz motor going on dis Blah Munday!!
Dhere b fresh hot YNGz in deh Nawty Barn!!!
Well, mebbee deh guiyz won’t b quite az enthuzy astic bowt dem.
OOH!! NAOW ai noze wai ai kneedud awl taht kaffeen tihs moarneng – wuz foar teh runrunrunneng tu teh Nawty Barn *grinz frum eer tu eer wifa durteeowldlaydeenesz*
Ooh, teh Nawty Barn iz full ov ossim adn win tudai!
adn eggstraw flattbredz, aifinkso!
Ok, now i’z awake
Maded me laff awt lawd.
Haz teh fun N Jerm an Eee!
ohai my kitteh-luving cheezfrenz, i iz luking for a opinyun or two.
(lolspeek off, too much to write, also TMI ikky stuff)
for a few days Kumo has had icky stuff around the base of his tail and his backside. I suspected a potty problem; also bathed him this morning to try to clean it up. Him did not want, but was reasonably cooperative. after that I heard him scratching around in the litter box and smelled a stinky, but I dug around in there to see what he did and didn’t really see anything. Then he wanted outside (he prefers to Go outside over by the rosebushes) so I went out with him and kept on eye on the proceedings. He proceeded to strain quite a bit and deposit a little bit of kind of mucusy-looking diarhhea. He buried it, walked around a bit, then did it again. Just those two times, then he came back in. His appetite has been off a bit, especially since last night, though he is drinking some water. He also has a history of vomiting problems, first food then the same kind of mucusy-looking stuff when the food is gone; the vet was never able to find anything wrong causing it. So I’m thinking that the diarrhea has been going on for a few days and is kind of winding down, he’s still having irritation but since he’s not eating much there isn’t much left to come out. I’m kind of inclined to wait another day or two to call the vet (though there’s always a part of me that goes OMCCWTFBQB SUMFING’S RONG CALL TEH VET NOW!!!11!11!) given his history and the fact that he doesn’t seem to be experiencing any pain (no complaints during his bath except he didn’t care for the water) or other symptoms. any thoughts, opinions, or advice? kthx!
(oh, and when I did a search on the problem, I found this helpful result: “Cat Diarrhea at Shopping.com
Find Cat Diarrhea and more Pets at Shopping.com. Shop 1000’s of stores and compare prices. Free shipping on all items.”)
oooo,…… free shipping on cat diarrhea!!! wut a deel!!
srsly…. I wud b taking deh kitteh tu da vet rite away. But I b deh wurry wart.
I wuld be going to teh vet, too, aifinkso. Iz Happicat, after all! Haz yu emailed to prysma-kitteh? Shecan haz beddeur advise.
I don’t want to add to ur wurriez,,butt
I had a diarrhea, appetite loss, barfin problim wif mai kittehboi.. He wuz on a rownd of antee biotiks an STILL teh sik an loozin weight.. Terns owt he hadda infecshun in his intestinz.. Tehy finlee fownd it wif a culture at teh last minnit. Tehy wus abowt to suggest putting him to sleep. I sed NUFFING wuz gonna happin till after teh culture camed bak.. The x ray showded inflamshun.. Tehy thot it may haz bin teh big “C”. It wuzzint! He needed MOAR antee biotiks agin.. Did ur vet do a culture…? I hope this helps..
Oh, tehy also didda colonoskopy an took a peece for teh culture.. Butt, (hee hee) he’s doin fine now… Ai gess u cud cawl him “teh milyun dollar kitteh, doh.”
ohai evreewun, fanks for teh input! i also tawked abowt it wif mr. lunardaddy. sinse dis iz so similar to kumo’s prevyus history (eksept owt teh ovver end, ob corse) an, judging by wut mr. lunardaddy sed him skooped owt ob teh litterbox erly dis morning, it seems to be tapering off, an him not haz any ovver simptoms, i will keep a close eye on him today an if him not starts to improve or gets wurse i will take him to vet tomorrow.
lunarmommy, a lurker friend emailed the following to me, and asked me to post it to you:
I just read her description of the cat’s problem, and I would suggest
taking the animal in immediately–it sounds to me like constipation,
possibly megacolon. The animal gets constipated and just a little loose
diarrhea runs out around the impacted feces. Siegfried had this problem and it was life-threatening.
ohai booklion, tell your friend thanks!! (lurker friend, if you see this, thank you for the thoughts) I did some research about the constipation, and I’m definitely keeping that in mind. my husband told me he found a larger quantity of more normal-looking diarrhea in the litterbox this morning, which is what makes me think that he’s been experiencing some intestinal irritation and what I saw was kind of the tail end (no pun intended) of it. when he was having his vomiting problems we spent over a thousand dollars on tests with the vet, and they never turned up anything wrong – best guess is that his digestive system is just sensitive and easily irritated. of course, since he always prefers to go outside, it’s hard to tell how long he hasn’t been going normally, but i suspect it’s been a couple of days; his vomiting episodes lasted a week or longer.
so i’m definitely not brushing the problem off, but given his history i’m going to keep a very close eye on him today – any sign of discomfort or blood or anything worsening and he goes straight to the vet, or if he doesn’t start to improve by tomorrow morning. thanks for the input!
Creem Sikkill Kitteh’z
buddurr habz slipt awff Beeg Lawng
Chayr’z armrest’z noodillz!
Creem Sikkill Kitteh
didz nawt hab afturrnune Napz.
Maykz up 4 itz naow!!
Grabbittee will pullz
Creem Sikkill Kitteh n2
a sawfft, curldz up bawll!!!
Jack.
CS Kitteh duz teh camel flage well, butt(!) teh fayce is Inn teh lether ?!1!?
An if Ai had weighted and red dawn teh fred, mite nawt hav reepeated whut the odders sayd. If Ai cumz layte, nawt much lef to say dat’s new.
AI gotz teh itz mundai blooos….
Nawt sew invisibul faseplant….
face-sofa, for when face-palm really isnt good enough…