And here we see rare
And here we see rare Sofa Bison in it’s natural habitat.
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Berry furry bison
congarat dere anni
Thx willy boy!
ohai anni, is that hollly or missle toe on ur abatart? itz cute either way!
Iz ment 2 be misseltow!
wel den
*schmooe!!*
*blushiz*
**schmoo 2 U 2**
Conga Rats for being teh furst to Conga Rats!
Now, conga rats me for being teh furst to conga rats willy boy’s conga rats.
Conga rats for teh nawt sekond conga ratsing ov teh conga rats. Recursive conga rats, we hazzem! *Wonderz how this would look in Pascal*
*Stack overflowz*
*Divide by zero error*
Conga Bison?
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*haz a SRYUS impressd*
Iz jus wun lil buffeelol!
dat’s wun mor dan I haz!!
U can has EZ buffeelol:
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basement cat takes menny forms
Tiny, hairy bison, indeed. Roaming free along the couch. Hope there’s not a stampede!
Wun smawl kitteh can sownd liek a herd uv bisun!
♫ Roooooam freeeee
On the back of the soooofa….
Tho u really won’t goooofaaa…
Wen u sofa rooooam freeeeeeee ♫
Dass sew beeyooteemus. Maeks mai aiz leek a littlol.
Izznt it majestik!
hoam, hoam awn da cowch
ware da dear kittehs loaf
an da napps iz cloths bai awl day
Not to mention the wild Unnecessary Apostrophe in its native habitat.
Picky, picky!
IRL, ai ar a Postrophe Troal. Yup.
punkd yew in shins trowel?
LOL ai hadz tu reed taht wun free tiems! Yesh, ai ar an punkd yew in shins trowel.
Yeah, first thing that smacked me too.
I wuz gonna say that wuzs the best caption evver – ‘cept fur that unnecessary apostrophe, but you got there first. I saloot you!
purrhaps wii need sum caik? In teh braik ruum?
butt (hehe!) dats teh hole pointy endz uv ICHC – fings inna wrong plaice – its teh nonsense site fur nonsense
Oh gibs me a hoam where the buffaloes roam…
Ai noe teh diffruns bitween a buffaloe an a bisun….
“OOOO OOOOO — pik meh!! Pik meh!! *jumpz up n down*
“Derez moar letterz in buffaloz?!?”
Noe! Ai fink u haz 2 be a lunduner 2 get it – teh anser iz dat u can’t wash ur faes in a buffalow.
*hedbasin*
Um… wile ur in dere… ai seez a liiiiidel spot behine ur eer..
*hands bf a fuzzee baby buffalo washclof..*
I wuz figgerin it wuz cuz wun wuz buff n wun wuz bi…
er…. er….er…
*censors self and goes to NB before making teh bovious commint*
Wellkums skwirrlgrrl to eber growin NB queue… * pullz owt dek ov YNG cards… adn a fyremens of 2010 calander..
Shall wii plaii Go Fishin’, oar wud U rathur reed?
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*remememeberz why shees dere inn nawt second plaice.*
Goez to teh bak ov teh line…
hmm… it seems to me that mabbeh u shud be in teh front!
*takes cards from iddd and sends hur up to teh front of teh lion*
*skritches hed…wait, wut??* :eyeroll:
Hay grrls, didja see teh bideo tath teh cween poasted on teh last lol? (at 5:19).
It feet-churs sum ob owr YNGs!
oyeshindeedee! … ai kan has flatbredz konsesshun??!! *blooshes behynd floofy pawses adn goze bak tu viddyoh foar anuddur peekpeekpeek … adn hedz bak tu teh Nawty Barn … *
how about a concession for breaking teh flatbreads?
so yuseful dat dose round Svedish flatbreds haz a hole in the middul….
lyk wun uv doas boofs atz teh fayr … teh wunz wair yu frow fings tu braek stufz, adn ifz yu braek enuf stufz yu getz a pryz??!! … *hedz owtsyed tu praktiss frowing stufz … adn tehn goze bak tu teh Nawty Barn …*
N ifn ur flatbredz nawt b teh havvin hoalz inna middlol, heerz haow da Sweedish Sheff duzzit:
eep! rlly??
*goes to luk*
*bites DK on teh eer first*
*gives iddd back hur cards and get in teh front of teh NB lion*
Heer, has a flatbred, Leeza!
Oh, and HEDBONK!
Didja go see ur pikshure on mai profile?? Huh, didja??
*logs on frum home puter*
yesh yesh yesh… I’m sry iddd… I did see it but teh website kept freezing up my puter atwerks today so I cudn’t get back on to tell u!!
*ahem*
now…. I has to say I cant deside if I is, er, flattured, or, er… If I needs brane bleech… but but but…. FANKS all teh same!!
R U saiyin Lundunurz mispronunsikayt deyz werdz?
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“Repeat after me: ‘The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.’”
“Da rahyn n Spahyn stahyz mahynlee n da plahyn.”
Moar liek “teh rine in spine stiez minelee in teh pline”
“Try this one: ‘In Hertford, Hereford, and Hampshire, hurricanes hardly ever happen.’”
“N ‘Artferd, ‘Ereferd, n ‘Ampshur, ‘urrykaynz ‘ardlee HEVER ‘appen.”
“No, no, no…”
Dere haz been an ad awn teh radio fur HD telebishun. Teh man insistid awn sayin HAYTCH Dee – reelee maed me skreem so Ai rited 2 dem an dey haz chaynjd it!
Go Anni!!!
akscent joaks!!!!! ai haz wun!!
Ai yoose tu haz an sommur jawb dountoun seattlol wadderin hangin flour baskits bai da pike plais markit (beeg toorist spawt).
Wun hawt moarnin an awstralyin oar noozeelundur caim upp an sed: Iz dat called waddur?
Williboi finks tu selfs: yesh wee calls et waddur – wut yew calls et?
Williboi seys owt lowd: Wut?
Aussie/kiwi: Iz dat CALLED waddur?
Williboi finks tu selfs: waddur?? wut ells wud ai call et??? haz da engrish langwidje chanjed dat mush??? Okai, due nawt panik…. must bee nise tu da sillah toorist…..
Williboi seys owt lowd: Umm..skewz meh???
Aussie/kiwi: Iz dat CALLED WADDUR????
Williboi finks tu selfs: oh carp……..
Williboi mumblols owt lowd: uh…yesh…ets waddur….skewze meh ai haz tu keap wurkin…yu haz nise tiem in seattlol sur…
Aussie/kiwi walkz awai lookin puzlold…
Bowt halfnuower laidur an teenajur walkz upp an asks iffin ai kin sprai hims wiff sum ob dats nise cold waddur?
Williboi spens da rest ob sommer pretindin tu onlee speek espanole…
BWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAA…
Disculpe, es que el agua fría?
Williboi finks tu selfs: ob coors ets nawt free – da bildin peeps haz tu pai fro et….ware deez toorist bee frum?
Williboi seys owt lowd: noe speekee espanyool….
Years ago in rural Mississippi (where I’m from) this supposedly happened:
A 5-year-old boy went to the general store. The storekeeper greeted him, “Hello! Can I help you?” The little boy replied, “Yassir, I’d like to buy some pepper.” The storekeeper said, “Well, you’ve come to the right place. What kind of pepper would you like? Do you want some black pepper?” The boy replied, “Nossir.” “Do you want some green pepper?” “Nossir.” “Do you want some red pepper?” “Nossir.” Frustrated, the storekeeper said, “Well, what kind of pepper would you like?” The boy said, “I’d like some TOILET pepper.”
Dat’s one sensitib playse where I don’t want any pepper!
At the store I worked at, a customer asked me where the ribby drills were.
I wasn’t sure what a ribby drill was,so I asked him who made them. He said “ribby, you know, R-Y-O-B-I, ribby.” Then he wanted to know if do-it (Dewalt) drill bits would fit a ribby drill.
Um.. I dunno… dew day? :snerk:
Himz waz Orstraalian, aifinkso. Uh-huh.
an teh beer an teh cheesefrends r free….
Ware sell-dum iz teh herd
Uh dis-kerrijin werd…
Adn teh Nawty Barn’s bizzy awl dai.
Ai wuz still awn teh last lol wif teh YNGs viddyo!
Meeee too!! Dey doan dansdansdans sew well… Butt, (
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Hoo cares….!!
* takes self to nawty barn* ** Seez dere’s alreddY a line**
Ai juss lukked at it – maed dis happi wummun feal berry awld!
Dere wuz a berry funni lady heer in teh states a lawwwwng tyme ago.. She ust to say.. Teh only fing an old man is gud for is to lead meh to a young one… Heh heh.. She wuz abowt a hunnert yeers old herselfs!!!
Yung Nekkid Gerlz? Ware?
Sawry, Aahz, tehy wuz bois. Mmmm, sew kyoot!
Iz K, LM — I purr-furrz mai vidyoe uv teh YNNGerlz fytin obber teh nanner kreem piz…
**oops — senz sef 2 NB**
O gibz me uh kloan …
Sew ai doan’t be a loan…
and I has teh best company- me!
Speekin ov YOU.. I hazza pikshur for U.. I haz haddit for a loooong time..butt, (
didn’t nowe how to get it ti U.. I will putit on mai profile pix so u cud seez it .. ok? Chek later… *skurriez awf 2 dew sum pooter majik*
*heh* At leest U mayks teh vurshun datz sayf 4 da hoal famblee…
EEP! I don’t wanna know wut ur thinking mistur!
Fink Isaac Asimov… Google it ifn ur kyooreeus…
… adn ai’ll showze yu a howse taht smels baddddd ….
“Datz a nys groop uv buffaloe.”
“Herd”
“Herd uv watt?”
“Herd uv buffaloe.”
“Yeh, I’z herd uv buffaloe. Derez uh nys groop uvvem obber dere.”
“Dere uh HERD uv buffaloe.”
“Yeh, I finksew deyz herd uv buffaloe 2. Da hole groop uvvem.”
LOLOLOLOLOLOL….
Oh, u can’t roller skait inna buffalo heeeeeerd…. ♫
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj2daexBhgI
Pls to put teh spaices togezzer…
You can’t do aerobics in a pride of lions either! (I wish I knew that yesterday) bada ching
“Noes! Ai meens a buffalo herd!”
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“Ai doan caer if a buffalo herd! I diddent say ennyfing bad!”
Buffalo girls won’t you come out tonight…
IAWL ref FTW!!1!
an dansedansedanse by teh lite uv teh moon
Adn dnsdansdans bai teh lite of teh moooooon… ♫
GMTA! heeheehee!
BTW, ai lolled sew hard at ur ‘eau de shmoo manatee’ awn teh las thred! Aifinkso taht wil bee a beeg seller dis Catmus!
ai second dat emoshun!!
Hoem hoem on teh mange!! Wer da kitties be… steelin mah change!! Com bak fuzzeh!! I needz dat qwarta fur ma collektion!
Wear seldum yu see
A lowss oar a flee
But udder peeps luks at yu stranj.
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Yaaay!! Well dun…
lunarmommy, if yu r here nd don’t go bakk to prebius fred, a friend says you should tayke Kumo to vet rigth away, as symptoms sound bery like a life-threatening condition her cat had. Better safe than sorry.
ohai, yes i seed it an responded, i had sum more informayshun frum my hubby taht wuznt in my orijinul post so ifinkso iz not qwite so seryus, but beleev me i iz keeping klose eye on kumo! we just had a nise belly-rub rassle, so ifinkso him prolly not haz any discumfort in himz belly. but i haz reeded up on it, an am keeping very close eye for any not-gud changes or lakk ob improovmint. fank yoo!
(my huzbind iz teh wun hoo kleens owt the litterboks erly in teh morning, so him seez wut i duznt see)
sending beams to yu and Kumo. {{{{lunarmommy&Kumo}}}}
riet now him iz shnoozing on himz bakk on teh Comfy Chayr wif himz purr-motor running. i rubbed himz belli (a liddle more firmly tahn i uzully do, to see if it bovverd him) an him wriggld an purrd an went bakk to sleep. ifinkso him will be fine, but i am watching for teh sines an simptoms frum teh stuff i red.
(ohai booklion, i iz trying to anser yor emeow but yor emeow-allower-fing duznt like me, kan plz to put me on yor allowd list?)
(oh, btw, my emeow addy iz frum my online nomnomnom de ploom frum sum fikshun i write
)
(ooh, gotcha!)
Did yous guys seez dis bideo??? Iz da kyoot!!
ht tp://www.bendecho.com/0ae16ce6dd-tickle-kitten
(puts the 2 T’s bak togeffer)
**WARNING! WARNING!**
**DANGER WILL ROBINSON!**
**SPLORTS IMMINENT!!**
OMCC taht iz sew cayute!!!
Rair adn indaynjurr’d Bisonkitteh uv teh Playnz has a beriberi angree, aifinkso … bewair uv impenn … umpend … pawsibull stampeed!!
Welkum to teh DARK syde of teh Old West . . .
… starrin Cool Hand Luke Skywalker …
LOL – ref tu Jepperdee “b4 adn afftur” kittehgorree – WIN elebbenty!
Mai frind nawt winded awn Jepperdee…
Herz kaymded in lastist, butt (!) herz hadded uh grate tym!
izza grate komplyshmint tu mayk itz awn Jeppardee, noe maddur wair sumwun fynnishuz, aifinkso – Jepperdee kawntestentz has teh SMARTZ!!
It’s not a buffalo, it’s obviously a buffalol.
Aifink u aer rite!
cat pants a scarecrow
cat danse a panther
cat danse a ho ho
scarecrow you answer!
You mean “ITS natural habitat.”
Gets one-cheezburger rating for apostrophe error.
my gogee does dis….
So funny! I still live with my mom and i showed her the lol. We burst into laughter! lol!