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orinj iz NAWT poisin!
Congrats, willy boy – lukks liek u haz a solow!
fankees – aiz nawt had loan nawt sekkund inna wile
porus liddul babeh…..luk et does tweet ii’s……..dat lil fais……
*titans CHRG……….*
*runsruns tu kichun an startz bakin caeks*
Ai lukked at piccie, thought sayme as yu, came heer tu see hao menny splorts wud happen. Wun of em mite even be me — dat is Dorable face!!!
conga rats willy boy!
SPLORT WARNING ELEBENTY!!! This is nawt a drill!!!
SPLORT WARNING ELEBENTY!!! This is nawt a drill!!!
Noe, nawt a drill. Izza berry splorty bebbeh!
Conga Ratz!!
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oh mai – lukkit awl dem lil conga ratz!!!!
muss bee et leest ober elebenty obs dems……..
fankees cheezbrrgrr!!!
ai liekd yur bisun awn da laist lol tew – payshints yu haz dems
Weel, nawt-sekund ob aw, u dserv doz ratz.
Nawt-fird ob aw, ai yoos lawt clawpeh n payzt.
Hoepz tuu conga-rat yew uhgehn in teh fyooshaz!
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Mama yoozd tung!
*sees da missloltoe*
*smooches anni*
*runs ‘wai giggloling*
ai doan noe wut is kyooter… anneh unner da missloltoe oar da kitteh unner da watur… but aiz hawpeh ai habs mai speshul strawng chrg fixded berreh cairfulleh on mai hedd.
oh noes!! kitteh is self kleening!!!
Nao he has a ‘baff’ flavor!
and he’ll have to self-kleen for hours tu get the rite flavor back!!!
Mebbe he needz to do wat teh goggie doze: mud baff!
Seams ree sent fashun tu cleen kittehs in watter. BUtt (!!) four yeers dey were teh self-cleening, rite?
Canz sumone explayne dat tu me?
Noe sweetie, u haz skweeeeeeeee! flavur
ohhhhhh, bebbeh sweetee! yoo iz sew berree sweet if prittee wun yoosed hur tung she mite go intew shugurr shawk!
schmoo schmoo schmoo
Pore lilluh bebbeh! Doan u lissen tu ennybuddy dat ses u haz less den a tastee flavur.
Cum ober here, Smoo.
Oh, bebbeh, I hopes you DID has a bad flavur liek oily or skunky so hyoomin-mom has gud reeson to wash yu in sink. But don wurry, neckst will com snugglsnugglsnuggl in warm towl and then brushbrushbrush wif sof brush. Then I wud kisses yu all over becuz of yr sweety flavur, if I had a chance to before I
*SPLORT*
ohnoes….. da duffster iz doun!!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv ornj kittehs onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Duffy. Now I just tuk u up in deh waurm floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
irrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Duffy’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Oohfanks fore teh rescuins – I am needin it speshully most now becuz neese just sent nuther pik of Lilah (The Cat We Cannot Keep, snerk) reclinin in a patch of sunshien in tehr kitchen. Wat a teeny cutie bebb–oh no — tax forms. Rite.
Can we has piccies ob dis amazing kreechur???
liddlol wett bebbehkitteh haz teh kewtest sprehun inz himz eies … adn teh liddlol pinkeepinkee noes … adn … adn …SPLORT …
irrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Italiana’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ohnoes!!! annuder bictim ob da kewtniss
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv lil kittenz onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu..dis reskew stufs iz tyren. Whew.. dats beddur..
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, Italiana . Now I just tuk u up in deh waurm floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
ofangyuberiberimeowtch, annipuss adn willy boy, foar teh dubbul ress kew … ai kneededed awl teh halpz, bleeve mih … teh widdlol wettz kitteh jsut meltud mai hartz … adn mai branes, obbyusslee)! Ifz yu noe myndz, ai wil stae heer tukked upz inz teh lubblollee blankee wif teh hawt choklit, adn teh chawklit possum … adn teh skowtch, ub koars (teh shawt ub skowtch daffynuttlee gawt mih woakened upz!!) … foar a wyl. Ai has a comfee!
*Peeks in quickly* *Runs away skweeee!!* Don’t have time….Sporooooh, laundry!
Dis is first splort for me. kitteh looks so cute and helpless.
oh noes! 5 eaglolsis down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts 5eaglols in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Meegwetch nennepus. i nows all better.
O noze 5 eagles iz splorted!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Meegwetch bluesfan473 now eyes all better.
sorry, 5eagles, i haz losted my CCC lisense becawz i kept steeling gud wurking bits ob brayn for myself
so i will wayt heer wif yoo an gib yoo moral support an choklit possums until teh lissensed CCC purrsunel arrives.
unless yoo wants a unlissensed reskyoo?
Ummm no you should go back to schools to get it LOL. You sentence was very scary.
In a good way.
taht wuz liek kumo dis morning: “wut yoo meen i haz a stinky?”
update for those hoo reeded erlier abowt kumo’s, um, potty problems: furver close observayshun reveels taht him iz, how to putting dis, probly not constipated. just irritated, i bleeve so. still keeping a eye on him – or will wen him comes bakk. aftur taking care ob bizness, him leeped up a tall tree and ober teh wall into teh allee. going on lizurd patrol, brb
Hazel had a liddle prollum a while back…
her had potty isshoos an wuz leevin skidmarks awl ober teh playce…
… her had infected an full anal glands
Awl bedder nao an I nawt need to yoose Tushie wipes awn her enneemoar!
yesh, kumo iz habbing teh runz, for a fyoo dayz ifinkso. tehr wuz sum thot it culd be frum teh conpistayshun, wich culd be very seryus problem. so i did sum reserch an knows wut to luk for; in teh meentime wut i haz watchd him do (I sed i wuz keeping an eye on him an watching closely) owt bakk behind teh rozebushes indicates taht iz not teh problum. (yes, i followed my cat out into the backyard and watched him poop. do i get my crzy cat lady license yet?) him haz a delicat sistem; ifinkso him will be fine soon. him iz bakk frum lizurd patrol (iz too kold for lizurds, silly kumo) an napping on teh ovver comfee chayr.
poor kumo
I hoapso him gets bedder sune.
Hazel also haddid teh runs prollum wen I put her awn hypoallergenic kibbles lass year wen her Allergies wuz so bad. I switched her back to her yooshul kibbles and it wuz teh bedder. Now her is nawt sposed to hab kibbles atall..but her onlee eets teh gormay spensib gushifuds
Her eeben stopped eetin taht unless there is a tinee sprinklol of kibble awn it.
*hands lunarmommy a gold edjed Crayzee Cat Lady license*
oooh shiny!!
kumo haz a delikat sistem, him haz had tummy trubbles before, spended lots an lots ob munnies at teh v-e-t an tehy culdnt find anyfing wrong, best guess iz him haz a sensitib dijestib sistem. uzually haz been more out teh frunt end insted ob teh bakk end, ovverwise very similar to thoze ovver times. mebbee iz bad, but i not wants to spend elebenty more piles ob munny at teh v-e-t if i haz gud reezon to bleev dis will cleer up on its own. ob course if him gets wurse or not better soon we will go to v-e-t anyway.
yah, thoze kittehs can be pikky. kumo gets teh ekspensib gushifuds too, an lots ob times will only eet it if i sprinkle sum krunchy treets on top ob it.
i meened, oooh shiny
Is sumfing maken Kumo nerbus dees dayz? I hadda tortishel dat allus gots da squeejie tum wen tings were hectic roun da haus.
hmm, dont finkso, my older boi wuz heer for Fanksgibbing but him iz not hectic. but we did try a noo flavr ob fansee feest lately (flaked trout feast, very stinky) mebbee taht made himz insides all upset.
squeegie tum, tahts a gud way to deskribe it! tahts liek kumo
Sounds like Hazel bribed da v-e-t!
hrhr!!
Her is Mai Hazlemowsefloofybutt mummehs girl 
Hazel got me rappt rown her liddle floofy paw *sigh*..I wuddn’t has it enne uvver way tho
Eeben tho teh n00bs are splortacious an skweeful ,Hazelmowse an Fernyfrillynikkurz be teh Bosses ov dem
ai has teh pikky kitteh awlsotu – mai Audrey snifz adn piks adn dropz teh fantsee gushifud (shih noe wil eet teh nawn-goormay kyns a’tawl a’tawl) awn teh karputt … butt (!!) wen ai puttz teh kibblols awn itz, shih mgobblolz it daown!
i wunder why tehy likes it so much – mebbee haz to hab a garnish to make it speshul enuff?
**Leepz intu da rum** Ai kan ownlee stai ferra minnit koz Ai haz tu werk (pleh) agin. Lunarmommy, yu iz crazy cat lady koz yu lubs yer kittehs an yu wanna maek shur Kumo iz OK. Ai watched mai kittehs poopy and pee when dey hab prollums, tu. Part ob da job ob bean a gud kitteh mama. Maybee Kumo ated sumfing yu donut noe abowt. Iffen hee chaisez lizards an stuffs, yu can knot bee shure hee didn’t eet sumfing hee wuz not apposed tu. Jest keepa watchin himz an if Kumo knot beddur sune, best taeking himz tu da vet.
ohai fuzzywhisker!! yesh, tahts wut we duz wen we lubs tehm an wants to see if tehy iz okay. yor suggestion iz eggzacly wut i haz been finking.
bai bai!!
Frnklee, my deer, teh lizard four snack souns liek wud make tummy verry un happi. Awl dos lill sratchy feets an toenayles an scales, an nawt even muicallolol. (Bleah. Ai iz DUN finking about dis!!)
hey
ohai!
that is a truuuly funny onez
…..*klunk*……
*pokes Tidmum*
aifink shes sploartid!!!!
oh noes! Tidmum is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Tidmum in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
*feeble moobments*
Ahhhhhhh! Fankies nennepus…between teh liddle bebbeh skwee an mai nawt so liddle bebbeh skwees , I is in awl kines ob splorty blargh ded! frum kyoot sicheayshuns heer.
I has runned owt ov CHRGs(wdoi) an has resorted to neet duckkytaype an plasters!!
* pat pat*
Tidmum! speek tew me!
*pats tidmums face wiff a rose watur cloth*
*waves smelling salts under Timums nose*
*Masagages tms hands*
I c hur stirring!
*wraps tm n a sawft pink blankkie and sets a choklit amaretto martini besaide hur*
wates wiff fish breff…
*Purrs happily*
Fankies princessmu.
Tween yoo an nennepus an teh amayzin sayves, I is feline a liddle strongerer nao. *Must not luk at bebbeh skwee or mai bebbeh bois*
…finks of fillin owt forms an cleanin an ovver stuff…
Aww, poor kitteh. So cute and sad.
Hopefully it was for a gud reason.Nawt just beautification.
I had to bathe Reeves and Mortimer,my new Raggy boys last week. Sadly they smelt like goats and manure and were full of dirt and hitch hikers…they were so good,Ifinkso tehy realized taht it was a gud reason.
Tehy did nawt use ponty enz or teefs an each only mewed once
Tehy were glad to be clean aifinkso.
yea. my mu makes noise, but she know wen she needs a baff an never holds it against mii
I haf 2 baff wun ov myn too wen he gets all smelly (incontinent kitteh), he luks all sad then too.
Prittee Wun nawtz yuze
hurz tung. Wawntz Bebbeh Kitteh
nawtz beez skayrz ubz WETZ!
Prittee Wun amz shure
Bebbeh Kitteh habz flayvurr.
Ryte b4 hurz ‘Sploart!’z!!
Bebbeh Kitteh willz
beez eeben moar ‘Sploart!~a~shuss’
affurr hurz getz dry!!!
Jack.
U has rite, Aifinkso.
EEEE SAD KITTEH EYEZ
Aw, pore itteh bitteh kitteh… Watt uh kyoot sad fays… Luk at dem pore sad ayz…
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Uh oh, I fealz it kumminz…
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SPLORT!!1!
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**klunk**
irrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Aahz’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*weeklee* Fanky, annipuss… Da kyootness uv dis bebbeh kitteh kawt me bai spryz, n mai CHRG wuz oald n kneadid riplaysin — it wuzzn’t up 2 da task…
Dey iz werser dan troalz…
*tryz 2 sit up*
*sipz hawt chokklit n nomz chokklit possum*
*finkz uv taksiz n upkummin leegul akshun wif HOA*
I haytz HOAs…
*sloalee gitz uh liddul konshus*
U_, anni — I finksew U b _issin ur “M” … Heer, U can haz _ine — I nawt finksew I knead it enny_oar…
Muss hab mist it wen Ai *wisperz* coppeed!
Naw uh prawbli_, _iss anni — U kin borry _ai letturz ennyty_
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Haowsu_ebber, it wood see_ dat I _ite knead _ai lettur _ aftur awl — kood I can hazzit bak win ur dun wiffit? Fanky berree _uchlee!
Uv corse! Heer u aer Mmmmmmmmmmm!
Tuuk me a wiles, but Dat Iz teh Kleber an Kyute!!
Yoo has a serius kyoot, kitteh! But – oh teh porosity! *throws pawz over eyez; then giggles, runsawayfast*
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*yoinks gremlin bak inn lol bai da kollur*
skewz meh dere ladee……..
ar yew an leegul porfeshinul????? Noe?
prehaps yu iz an aerobiks enstruktur???? Noes tu dat tu?
yew ar an lye scents V-E-T tek ai spose???? Huh…huh … huh???
ifinkso they haz had dis pikshur before (no i iz not a seed-it-before trol; i likes seeing noo capshuns on favrit old pikshurs!). wunder if dis wuz teh orijinul “porosity” pikshur?
i fink may be it’s nawt sekond ccaption was u betrayed my tiny trust
yesh, i rebember taht
Ai merembur it tew, becos it woz teh nawt-sekkundish tiem ai ebber komminted on a pickshur. Ai had bin a lurkur for a munf or sew.
ai sekkunds taht, iz wun ob mai fabrits
Teh original “porosity” pic was but… i luvs you.
(This informations brang to u by teh ICHC Lore and Legendz pages at teh Cheeztown Cryer. kthxcomevisit)
Fanks, LCB…..yur brane (nawt to menshun komputir skilz) are far supereor to myne!! I lubs teh ole troll daiz, lol….
ah, taht wuz it! i seems to rebember taht for a wile ther wuz offen pikshurs ob kittehs getting baffed, an taht bringd owt teh nebber-baff-a-kitteh trolz
Oh noes! Luk at dat fayce! It luks laik himz sayin “fankies foar cleenin me! Ai wuvs u! Ai cant hep it! Luk out! Itz gonna bee a BEEG wun!
SPLORT!!!!!!!!!!
ohnoes…lubsorinjwuns haz libbed upp to hur naim!!!
*Sweeping up deh braynez, sweep, sweep. Awl in a BEEG pile.
*Rinsee dems inna sparklolin grean tee
*Scoopee, scoop, shovvel, shovvel, pour bak inna hed
*Adn tukitee, tuk, tuk awla braynez bak in deh hed.
*Pull on deh CHRG (wif pics uv pinkee noed kittens onnit akshully)
*snugee, snug, snug.
*Rappitee, rap, rap wif deh goozee tayp.
Hear – nok bak dis shawt ob skotch.
An wun fro meh tu……..dis reskew stufs iz tyren.
OK u lukking bedder awlreddy, lubsorinjwuns. Now I just tuk u up in deh waurme floofee blankee. heerz a chokklit possum, sum tax forums & an an hawt, hawt chowklit.
Ohai, willyboi *sez LOW weeklee*
Fankies foar teh rescew! Nd teh shawt of skotch! Glad u cud joyn me inna shawt! Ai didnt fink wed bof fit!
Dis is wundermuss inna teh blankie. Ai tri nawt tu bee luking at teh cyuteness butt (!) ai lubs orinj wuns!!!!
ohai evreewun, heers the burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to davesmaihoomin an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lushus wite caek wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, bottols ob bublols for blowing, kandee, an rubber dukkies for bafftime fun!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai, burfdai fairy! Iz cawfee tiem heer, juss rite tiem fur a nommy piess ob caek. *caerfullee seelecks a slyss ob wite caek wif lemmin frosing* *yoinks a goodie bag adn starts blowing bubblols*
Fankees!!!!
ohai, burfday fairy! Bubblols adn rubbur dukkies!! Fangyu!! Yu alwaes breng teh BESTESTEST partee fayburrs!! … *runswifakwiknes tu teh synk tu flote teh dukkies wyl nbloweng teh bubblols adn poppitypoppitypoppity-poppeng tehm adn stuffeng fayse wif isekreem*
U shure noz how tu throw a parddy!!!
Fankies for awl the gud stuffs!
Such a twustin littol guy!! He stillz adorez heem Mama eben iffin shee beez trin ta dwown himz… ifinkso dat naw dey needz ta hab a tickol session…
ht tp://www.bendecho.com/0ae16ce6dd-tickle-kitten
TeeHee — I lubs dis bideo eben doh i nawt too sure da kitteh finks he bein tikkoled — hee mite fink iz an attak attak – nawt a tickol attak!!
Dis bebbeh prolly tayste reelly yummy wen yu kissy himz onna widdlol hed. Himz iz tu kyoot. Otta bee a law aginst bean dat kyoot. Wanna ticklol himz widdlol whiskers. Ai lubs whiskers. An eers. Speshully tayles. An feetz. An furz. Reely reely wanna preetend nom dis bebbeh an maeks himz gigglol.
**Gibs splort biktimz hand dekkerated porkypyme bandayds fur kullekshun**
Haz tu werk (pleh) nao. Bai. **Jumpz owt uv rum”.
*sneeks up awn E_M*
tikklol tikklol tikklol!!!
Iz been raedin fru da fred, n got a contackt rescyu for mah splort. Fankies, ebrydobby. Ai bin to da beeeech 4 a week n mist my kittehs so much. Faut deyd be mad at meh, but ai gotz big cuddlols n purz.
today i haz:
watched my kitteh go poop
writed online abowt my kitteh going poop
done online reserch about kitteh runz an kitteh conpistayshun
playd castle age on faysbuk
writed more online abowt my kitteh going poop
looked at teh nanowrimo.org forums (even tho i haz finished my 50,000 wurds iz hard to stop luking at teh forums)
started teh dishwasher
so much for starting my crissmiss shopping erly. almost time to pikk up boi frum skool, i better try to get sumfing done. anyfing at all.
Donut forgetting to has ur own time in teh baffroom!
yoo know, i finkd ob taht wen i wuz folloling kumo arownd owtside wayting to watch him go.
I am going to see the new NewMoon mobie tonights. Wif my woman.
hab a wunnerful time!
She bailed on me.
Aww! Dats tu bad! Ai seed dat mobie wif mai sun an mai bff nd herz dawter. Teh mobie gawt nawt sew grate rebiews butt (!) ai laiked it coz it wuz pritty close tu teh buk.
Apply smoos and lurv to happify ur kitteh.
(tightens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Yipe!!!
*howldz awn tew CHRG, Splortz anewai*
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Whew!
fankeez!
*nomz awn chokklit possum*
Putz zeep lok baig on haid 1st, den…. *SPLORT*
Luk maw, no splort to kleenz up…….
O teh cleverosity!!
Cuteness =D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
itteh bitteh poo covered kitteh DOZ has bad flavur….
oop. hart go kaboom. splat.
sory.
why this kittie have to be washed? i fweel sorry for the kittie. it looks sad.
OMG this is just the cutest picture i’ve ever seen!!!!
So tiny and those eyes…! *melts*
why would babbeh kitteh this tiny need a baff? I never had kitteh this small so I am just curious. Seems wrong.
Oh my! That’s adorable! *Heart melts* X3
awwwh kitten es sew cyute.
must rezist cyutenis..
cant taik… must luk awai….
*SPLORT*
iz didez of teh cutez omg
It is not cute to endanger the cat to get a funny picture. EVER.
“It is not cute to endanger the cat to get a funny picture. EVER.”
You’re so stupid. They were giving it a bath, settle down.
dats cooo cute! no wory you is n poison!
Aww is not kittah has bad flavourz, is that hoomans not tolerate hair in mouths.
Roni, I understand what you’re saying, but this was just a cat getting a bath. It wasn’t just for an LoL
d’aww
<3