Chastity Cat ish protecting your daughters
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Dat’s a gud eye deer!!!!!
Betta tahn a deer wiv no ize !! * No idea wot taht iz !!
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Congaz Anni wunc agin !!
Haow abowt a deer wiv no eyes an noe legs?
Hmm !! Sorree, still no idea !!
keepin tehm niec
Chastity Cat iz gibbon tehm teh ebil ize !!
Enuff 2 spoyl enniwuns fun!
Almoast lyk taiken hur mumzy awn a date az shap her own !!
Ai had 2 taek mai baby sistur – her iz 14yeerz yunger dan me!
*Sew at 20 yu took a 6 yeer old tu teh moobeez ?? Ime Kidding !! *
Ai gess taht iz betta tahn teh muvver. At leest himz can bi yu bofe a Blu Hevvin milkshaik wivvout corzin uvverz tu poynt nd larf !!
Ohai Nennepus !! Happi Sumdai !!
Thank you!!!
I’m eggspekting kumpanee for gingerbredd house an cookie-making tuday!
I’m planning a hole gingurrbredd villije!!!
will keep it out of range frum drunken idiots dough – so it dussint end up like the wun in Bergen…
Ai fink teh punishmend shud bi foar teh coalprit tu hab tu baek awl nyu ginjabredz until awl hab bean restoard !!
Tihs shud taek him til nex Catmess !!
* Gud lessin tu awl lyk himz, aifinkso !! *
* Whispurrz: Ar tehy shoar it wuznut Hansel and Gretel ? *
*snikr*
mebbeh they startid the job – and he fouht it was ok to finish it…
* Cazyualley yoinkz Snicker … *
Yesh, nom, taht, nom, cud, chu, muntsh, bi, swolla, it !!
Beeg Oald Wyzenzd Tawm
Kitteh pro~tekkz himz Liddill
Prittee Wun’z virtchoo!
Beeg Olad Wyzenzd Tawm
Kitteh habz Layzurr Beem Ieez
setz 2 Lebbill Sikkz!!
Beeg Oladz Wyzenzd Tawm
Kittehz habz lawtz ubz Poyntee
Endz ifz awll elss faylz!!!
Jack.
B.O.W.T knoze wot himz a bowt !!
* Thx Jack !! 
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Beeg Oald Wyzenzd Tawm
Noes AWL abawt dose boikatz
Soe hii kepes gard awp!
@@@@@@@@@@@ Catena !!
It’s stopt raynin so Ai muss get owt b4 it starts agane! Bai!
Itz juss startid tu rayn heer !! Gud nyuz in teh drowt !!
Sea yu layter, Anni !! Bai fur nao !!
more effektibe dan a shawtgun, aifinkso!
Tehre wil bi a formel weddign; teh shawtgun wil bi wite !!
Hokai, Ai tryde agin. Lessee whut happinz dis tyme.
wacha trine tew dew {{{Fw}}}?
Sorree, Fuzzywhisker. Stil no gud. Teh rite han sied iz gud, butt(!) teh leffed han sied iz teh nawt gud.
Wy nawt luk at mi linkee adn yooz taht format.
Taht iz, copee my profyl adress intu teh Website feeld of yur nex cawmint, tahn rite-arrow tu teh end nd chainj my naim tu yorz ??
Itz berri kwiet, sew Ai bean a mewsing maiselb wiv tihs gaim, berri sootabull foar Austrailyeehar !!
Hab funz nd doan blaim mi, k?
eewwwww! *swat*
Hee, hee !!
*takes out anudder snikr*
I was just as lousy at this as I am i RL!!
swat… miss… swat… miss…
teh sircul teh kitteh won iz ufn! ai has awl teh catena famblee huked awn dat won!
Yesh, adn yu hab tu fink ob stragedies tu maik teh kittee go wair yu wont !! Ai hab plaid it ebbree dai sins ai gawt it. Tehn ai go bak to Sudoku foar a wiel !! Fly swottign iz teh hard, aifink !!
chastity cat haz lazeur eyes powered up and set to stun
adds me pees
Ohai madicat! Ai haz sent u a frend rekwest, ‘kay? U kan sen rekwests tew, clik awn folks bloo naimes an iffen teh link goez tew dere profyle paige (sum goez elseware) u kan clik awn teh “add tew frends” bar (iz brown) an a frend rekwest wil bee sent tew dat purrson!
Ai gib itt wun moar trye. Ai shud chanj mai profyle tu rede “Pewtur retard”.
No, iz no gud !! Iz poynting tu main burga address !!
Wen yu sit (hovver) teh maus poynta ober enniwun else in blu, du yu sea teh address in a status bar at teh bottum ob teh browsa windoe ?? (Du yu hab teh status bar ticked in the View menu?)
Perhapz yu can tipe it intu anuvver browser windo furst, tehn copy nd paist teh address adn juss paist it intu the website feeld ob yor necks cawmint…
Yu nede:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=fuzzywhisker
butt(!) donut tiep teh space in teh ht tp ….
Sorree tew butt inn, iz u trine tew maik ur bloo naim a linkee tew ur profyle paige? Dere bee bery gud instrukshins an a tootorial frum lolcatburglar awn teh cheesetown cryer. Clik mai bloo wurds below tew see teh paige, ‘kay?
clik heer
Thx BF !!
Aim awf tu bed (iz mundain orlreddi) !! Nite !! ( / mawning / arvo)
nitey nite!
Ohai BF! Lurv teh grumpy-hood’s nu hood!!!
grumpy hood santa sez “ho ho ho blargh”
Will tri itt latur. Fang q awl fur da halpz. Yuz knot budding inn, bluesfan 473, jes tryna halp an Ai presheyates wutebber halps yu kan gib. Dis is berry frusturatin. Ai bin grumblolin menny badd werds unner mai breff!
It iz teh frustraytin, ai nawt gud at splainin fings lyke this, tuuk meh kwite a wile tew git it maiseff. Teh cheesetown cryer linkee iz wat hepd meh. Guud luckz, doan gib up, kay?
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ohai, see mai reply tew ur commint abuv pleez
Ellou everyone!
although misses it’s point 
Two things I’ve got to say to you:
-I’m very glad my pic got to the mainpage
-The legs, my kitteh is laying on – THIS IS NOT WOMAN! This is my friend, Kamil, he’s a boy!
Caption is great
grate pic LordBarman, congarats awn it maikin teh frunt paige
wen sumwun seez a pic in teh lol bilder tehy doan kno teh cirkumsansis uv teh pic, sew heer wii doan let realitee intrude awn a guud kapshun
Ah noed dis wuz a boi, but Ah fot Chastity Cat was pertecktin da dodders FRUM hims.
Pointy ends deter a pointy.
Our kitteh does that…and we’re married! Hubby iz no impressed….
Hubby shud turn teh lites doun, pla teh rite music, bwing flowrz, and choklit, and then bribe teh kitteh wit teh tunah.
Long ago, before Troll terned Boring, he romanced future wif. Futur wif had chastity cat. ezy to bribe chastity cat. Chastity cat fail.
Go ahed n put ur hanz awn hur. Den u no can haz hanz. Oar fayc. Oar pawsiblee lyf.
doud that’s just strange and i love the strangeness of this site but that is beyond me
Ai luffed dis wun