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Wat? We let him sleep by heater.
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Him haz teh warm we haz teh cumfee
cong R atz, anni!
Thx catena
Iz wai we sharez!
@@@@@@ annipuss!
Conga rats annipuss an catena on yur ty.
Ai haz jus com bak frum Catmus markit heer in Jurmeny an ai haz orl deese bisskits an laybkooshen an hawt chessnuts an gloovine for dose hoo wontz alkoholz an hawt spiesd appul fur does hoo doant. Halp yurselvz!!!
Danke!
Otnx! nom nom nom!
betta den wif teh fischeez
“betta den wif teh fischeez”
iz sumwun playin tew much Mafia Warz on FB??? Mefinkz?
Kitteh dun wanna sleep wif teh fishies, butt (!) wud nawt mind if teh fishies sleepz wit him! *Cattails hugs Goldfish reely close*
Okae….dat
mayd mii LOL.
Maaahm! Floofy pooshd meh awf teh bed!
Ohai dere, BF! hauw yu bii?
ai bee teh otay, haow bowt ur seff?
unforshoonitlee iz tyme fer mai Catmus stress tew start geerin up, ai alwais haz teh bahd hollyday angzietees an doan reely kno wai…
sorree tu here. ai hadd “entrustun” famblee Othxgiffun. Surbibed, adn soe ddi kittehz adn haus.
teh famblee gatherz at mai plais fer Catmus wich duz nawt hep mai stress lebel, sumtymes ai fink teh day affer Catmus bee teh bes dai uv teh yeer, lots uv yummy noms leff ober an teh pressure iz awf!
ai heer ya der! Iz nice to hav fambly gather, butt (!) ai wunder if iz werf it sometiems. Iz gud if someone else can host it evry otter yeer n start a gnu tradishun aifinkso!
Wii kinda startd dis yeerz ago,wen mai sisterz kids wuz yung, mai sis hosts fanksgibbon (at mai nephoo’s plais naow) an ai dew Catmus, dat wai mai mahm wuddnt haz tew wurry bowt dewin aneefing. Ai reely teh onlee wun wif enuff ruum fer a gatherin wunst u add a tree inno teh mix. Butt teh kids iz awl adultz naow an ahm nawt reely shure tehy eben want tew come aneemoar but mai sis luvs teh hollyday an wantz us tew keep dis tradishun goin. Wii been dewin it fer moar den 20 yeers naow an ai fink iz gonna bee hard habit tew braik.
Ai reely doan meen tew sownd lyke a grinch dere, ai kno lots uv peeps findz teh hollydaze bery stressy, ai iz wun uv dem
Wish ai cd get mai fambly tew cum ober–I duz big groupz OK. Dey stresses owt doin it n wen ai offerz mai plc dey sez, Noooo we planned tew do it munthz ago. Henh…liek last yr n yr bfr…bk into infinitie n beyondz… dunno wot gibbz!
We has ower famblee Krissmuss partee bowt a munf b4 teh 25th Dec. Wen mai parints wuz arownd dey hoastid it wiv teh rest uv us doin sumfin eech fur teh noms. Den we cud awl hab Krissmuss as ower own dai – sum uv us aer rilijus an sum nawt. Naow we haz it at a diffrunt plaes eech yeer, but sum uv ten nekst jenerayshun aer nawt reelee keen awn it.
Wurrl…ai figger ai wil continoo as long az mai mahm iz wif us (a long looong tyme ai hoap) an kan git rownd awl rite. Affer taht wii wil haz tew haz a famblee diskusshun bowt it, aifinkso.
It duz nawt hep matturs taht mai oldst nephoo haz asthma, wuz nawt tew bahd wen yunger but seems tew bee wurse an wurse az hii gits older. Ai haz mai tew gurlies an noe madder haow ai tri tew kleenkleenkleen ai kant git rid uv awl teh hayre an it bodders him badlee. Ai wud unnerstand iffen hii dint want tew come ober butt mai sis reely wants him tew…so hee duz.
My sister always hosted r fambly gathering then ai mooved aweigh and my mom passed so teh famblee had to start gnu tradishuns. Was hard fur us wit no fambly in town. I reely cherish teh memorees of Catmas at my sisterz howse. U are maekin gud famble memorees for eberybody, BF. Iz a gud fing wut u dew!
ohai BF; aiz sawry yu getz de hawlydai stres, do nawt want!! Tu fings ai fort:
iff yu haz de munnys cud yu getz a kleenin survis in de dai befoar, so yu doan wurryz so mush bout de hayrz an assmur sitchuwayshun?
AN (dis bee importunt!), iff yu wurrid abowt de fudz, ai hazza gud trik whut a restront oaner tole me. Fur awl de vedgitibbuoblols, yu steemz dem unntil NAWT QUIET DUN. Putz dem in ubbenprufe disch. Dott wid buttur (nom). Cubber sikurelee wid foyle. Yu cann du dese wun arfter de udder, dey wilz staiz fien fur OWERS, dey all jus sitzs on de sied unntil yu aer neerly reddy tu surb upp. Bai dis teim yur tuerkee oar whatebbur will bee owt ob de ubben. Ubben muss be tuarned upp reely ohai. Yu putz de cubbered disches orl in de ubben four FIEV MINITS; dey heets froo, de steem cuks de larst litul bitts, dey is orl reddy tu putz on de tablol at de saem tiem. NO STRES! Srsly. Trai it in de runup iff yu doan bileev me. Ai canz cuk fur lodes of peeps an orlwais turnz owt fien – dis bee mai seekrit!!! I hoap it halpz
Great veggie idea! Ai iz gonna duz dat nex tiem!
(Kleaning serbise tuu–iffn ai kin git mah hawse klean enuf fur dems tu come!)
Fanks!
Ohai TLC an fankees ebreewun. Iz nawt reely teh cookin taht bovvers meh, ai doan reely kno wai ai gits sew stressy, affer awl, iz mai famblee…iz nawt lyke teh emperor uv evreefing iz comin ober. Ai jus gits teh hollydaze angzietees, alwais haz, alwais wil ai gess. Genrlly ai livs bery kwietlee an duz nawt offen haz a big crowd rownd sew iz releef wen iz ober (tahts meen, ai kno)
Aifinkso annipuss habs teh bestest idear! Dis yeer Ai werking awn teh beeg dai, prolly juss wun purrsun tu luk arfter adn hims fambly be bringing catmus tu himz. Mebbe ai bringz sum ob mai catmus baking tu werkz, prolly mai hubdawg will tries to drag ower boi in tu joyn teh partee fur a few wiles. Cud be funs. Nawt shur wen we’ll get tugevver wif mai parrints adn bruvver adn sis-in-law adn neffews. Flexibility, we has it.
Knot werry, bluesfan473. Hollydaze can bring owt bestest and wurstest at da saem tiem. Habbing bigg gettugevver iz fun. Wee awlways hadd funn at mai mudder-in-lawz. Herz libbed inna trayler and we wuz berry krowded butt it wuz still funn. Nao, twenny yearz layter, mudder-in-law iz inna meadow, ebberybuddy els is diborced or libs far aweigh. Ebberyfing chanjez. Maybee iff yu asks da kiz wat dey fink, yu will hab yur ansser. Mane fing iz knot tu werry an maek yurself sick abowt itt.
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Ai feel fur yu! ai stress out tu, but as long as mom (95 yay!) is wif us awl teh holidays haz tu be at mah hawse.
Ai lubs having teh fambly, but….
My cousin started to go sumwair tropical over Crissmaus–fur ten yrs nao he haz been laying on a beach innna sun ober the holidays! ai wnna try dat sumtiem!
Here’s wat I does. I scale it way down. No presents, simple fudes, like sanwich buffet, butt! peeps can bring a dish if dey want. We can play games or watch movies or football. And everyone wares pajamas!
(Obviously, der can be presents fer liddlol kids) Sheesh!!
Kittehz lubz plush feengz.
Dawggeh getz neer t3h heeturr
‘cuz himz furz nawt denss!
Kitteh bed andz sawfft
pillo duz nawtz fitz Dawggeh.
so dayz amz eeben!!
Kittehz waytz untillz
Dawggeh getz wawrm andz den dayz
willz nawtz Napz awnz himz!!!
Jack.
Goggie lost teh game uf musical chairs. When teh hoomans leave, goggie will be in his rightful plaec up on teh couch.
luuks tew meh lyke OBNP kitteh haz ko-opted goggies pilloow, poor puppeh! Hee wil haz tew deeside…kowch er hoomans bed….tuff choyce dere!
Ah finks goggie is picked ware hims wansa be.
If hims wansa sof, himsa be onna rug dere. Hims wansa warm.
♫And da heat is on♫
Meegwetch for the blast from da past collegelitteh. Eyes couldn’t member rest of tat songins.LOL
Not a problem, 5 eagles. I’m a child of the 80′s, so I remember this quite vividly. (1983)
friend me pees
madicat, ai left u a messidje awn ur profyle paige
Note: The cats get the beds, and the dog gets the heater. Pretty darn fair if you ask me.