Transformation to Basement Cat
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still gots heart of gold!
an purrs. An snorgleabilty factor is at 100 purcent, too!
W00t!!! Carosue, u gottid deh tawp spawt awl tu ursef!!!
*bangz on rat howse*
Bang!! Bang!! Bang!!!
Kum on ratz!! Tyme tu dansing!!
*deh ratz kumz owt dressinged in deh rayndeer owtfitz
*wif deh antlerz adn da jinglol bellz adn adn deh happee hoofeez
Lukking gud ratz!! Amos, u needz tu staten ur antlerz!!
Penelopee, git dem bellz a jingling!!
*Deh Conga Ratz duz a happee tappee conga!!
Cong-Ga! cong-ga!! Kong-GA!!!!
Cong-Ga! cong-ga!! Kong-GA!!!!
Cong-Ga! cong-ga!! Kong-GA!!!!
Cong-Ga! cong-ga!! Kong-GA!!!!
Haha… dis is sooo qut! Luv da kittys
Conga Ratz! Wao! Urlee kitteh!
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fankies dat iz grate
U wilcalm! Iz jus wot ai do!
ebil lurkz at deh bottom uv deh stayrz!!
an at teh battwm of teh veggie drawr ai fink.
O.o
Come to da dark side, kitteh!
do you has skweekee toyz dawn dar? (WANT)
aifinkso teh darkside has cheezburgrs wif bacon. teh evil-gud noms!
Oooooohhh cheezburgrs wif bacon, leed mii tu dem. Ai likez dem wif bacon adn cucumber. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*burp*
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Cucumber? Sound gud!
Iz tihs teh starewayz tu hevvun??
If wawkin uppz, iz starewayz frum bayzmint!
nice
Ohai, madicat! Ai seez yu gotz ur nayme in bloo, but whin Ai be triing tu klikkee own it, it goez tu cheeseburger.com, not cheezburger.com. In teh reply box, trii typeeng h ttp://cheezburger.com/pictures-by-madicat123/ (but be leevingz owt teh spaces between teh h an teh ttp.) Dat mite takez uz tu yur profile, Ifinkso.
Izza slippuree slowpe, aifinkso!
Oh, does iz da bestest conga rats ebber!
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Ai prrfrrs deez maisilf:
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Datz hao ai feel abowt gowin tu wurks toomarra. Ai startz owt gud, but by the tyme ai gitz dere, ai iz teh ebil.
*gibz parrothead a fresh cuttlolbone*
Ai frows noospaypurrs ebbry dai. sixteh myles, tew hunnert nn firty paypurrs.
PLEH.
Duz yu aimz fur teh rouf oar the bushez?
Gess it bilds up teh mussels? (Trying to be possitiv!)
(lolspeak off)
It’s actually worse at night, considering the fact that our Sunday paper is a morning edition. Kinda hard to hit a driveway at 2:30 in the morning.
Pleh, datz eeerleee!
Yay!!! My blue name came back!
Hooray!
Personally, I can’t get mine to work properly….
Come on down to the basement, its perfectly horrible ^^ Basement cat shall be your guide
We have the gates of the basement to begin with, decorated with skulls and other such things that pleases basement cat. As you walk through the gates, notice the screen to your right, filled with the list of souls that Basement Cat demands as tribute. And to your left, you will see on the wall, an assortm…..assutmen….big collection of “evil” furry toys and bobbler-mc-fingies that Basement Cat likes to play with when he isn’t off harvesting souls. As we come into the next room, you may notice that this is Basement Cat’s personal torture chamber. He makes you watch Hannah Montana, and other dull, boring sitcoms for 5 days straight if you make him angry. One of his favorite torture devices is the Tickleomnificationmcspoozledangle machine. It has thousands of feathers, ready to tickle you until your laugh box comes out. And in the next room is the “Evil” grooming machines. Even Basement Cat needs to look his best for the harvesting of souls. And in the last room, we have the Cauldron of souls! he puts all the souls of the kitties that he has collected in the cauldron, and puts them through the Tickleomnificationmcspoozledangle machine until they become good little minions. And now basement cat must reap your souls too. *It was in the fine print of the brochure*.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Hides*
*snuggles in next to pj in teh hidey hole*
**wisspurrs to PJ: i brotted a parfay **
*wakees up*
Oh, noes, I cuddn’t. Wat kinda parfay?
wai, Peenutt Buster, ub cors!!!!
Hao wii noes iz nawt converzhun to ceiling cat frum 0% tew 75%?
Yez…
iz bote. gud adn ebul konstantlee een flux.
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Yes, deh kittehz b kliming deh stair way tu pair a dice!!!
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Awl u preechurz
Hoo deelite in pannin deh dansin teechurz
Lemmee telling u dhere r a lot uv feechurz
Oc deh dans dat carry u thru
Teh Gatez uv Hevvin
Itz madness
Tu b awlwayz sitting arownd in sadness,
Wen u kud b lurning deh Stepz uv Gladness.
U’ll b happee wen u kin due
Just six oar seben.
Begin tuday. Yoo’ll find it nise:
Deh kwikkest way tu Pair a Dice,
Wen u praktiss
Herez deh fing tu no,
Simply say az u go:
I’ll bild a Stairway tu Pair a Dice,
Wif a noo Step ebry da.
I’m going tu get dere at enny price;
Stand aside, I’m on mai way!!
I got dah bluuz
Adn up above it’z so fair;
Shooz,
Go on adn kerry mii dere!!
I’ll bild a Stairway tu Pair a Dice
Wif a noo step ebry day.
I’ll bild a Stairway tu Pair a Dice,
Wif a noo Step ebry da.
I’m going tu get dere at enny price;
Stand aside, I’m on mai way!!
@@@@@! whut a lurvelee song and thots, mai cween!
Anubber Eerwirm !! Thx MJ !!
teh kehtti bein transfoirmed
transfoirmed into a minion
25, 70, 100!
u seez him slippn intu teh darkness
he be watin tu tempt u…
-QM
Meh….dat duz nawt bothurr meh…
DK!!! Gud to see u! Hao u be? Skool ok? Ai is at wurk, shirking teh dokjooment frum hell.
ohai♪ …… ♫~♪♫♪♫♪♫~ ♪♫♪♫♪~ → ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫… . … .. . .. ……. .. … ..yessi.
Because… *taddaa* basement cat IS ceiling cat!
She’s just playin’ with ya fools! ^^