
i’m impressed, fred you really got some air on that Yorkie
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i’m impressed, fred you really got some air on that Yorkie
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Him iz wai up dere!
conga yorkeez, anni!
Thx catena. We haz a brayde, u, cween an me!
*ties a big red Crissmus bow on teh brayde*
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*adds a jinglol bell for gud mesure*
oooo! pritty!
*pokez bell*
Jinglol!! Jinglol!! Jinglol!!!
*weeeoooo weeeeoooo* *fyretrucks pull up**
“Oh sorree, we thot it wus red jingloling for halp- see down thred-
Heers a furless fyremen’s 2010 calander for ur trubbel.”
“Careful..itz reely HAWT!”
ooooooo…… Fyremenz!!! Fankeez!!! (BTW, I kinda likez deh fyremenz wif fur on em. Just sayin.)
hiiz won awf dos ayr terriahz
Go Dog Go!!
See Spot fly. Fly, Spot, Fly!
See Spot fawl. Bownce, Spot, bownce!!
O noze!
*runs tew git goggie catchy fing*
Furst test run uv teh gogapult wuz deemd a sucess bye Dr. Fred Floofenstein.
eetz aliff! eetz aliff!
*kreepie violin moosic plais in teh distanse*
Frau Blücher! *neighhhhh*
Oh noes, nawt Frau Blucher! *neighhh*
GMTA, furr sure!!
*neighhhhhh*
A nounsingment:
Neggst week week week i will b leebing deh kuntry on a
seekrit spypeez keeping mission. I b leeving on Dec 3st and returnifying on Dec 15nd.Whylest I b goneded, I b leebing LCB in charge uv deh Cryer. Sinse hur b habbing deh Pleh! job, shii mite not seeing awl deh portint commentz dat need capturifying adn posting on deh Cryer. So, if u haz sumfing u wanting posted, plz tu sending it tu hur at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com (no spamming) plzkthx.
Wen I gitz bak, I will bee gin planning a Noo Yeerz Day Parade!! so, when u not shopping and rapping adn partying dis holly day seezun, b finking uv a parade entry u kin postifying on Noo Yeerz Day!!
Haz a grate tyme!
*plots tew seeze teh vakent throne*
*boltz throne tu floor*
Kursis, foyled agin!
*plots tew seeze ebreefing nawt boltd daown*
Mai frone awreddee boltzded to floor! Itz b prittee wites n luks lyk goggie watter fowntin!
Habs a gud tyme CWM!!! Hopes ai hbs job bee four yuse gtes bak!
Meehs notz to finnish teh 1sted cups ob kawffee yetz! Dat’s supp ohzed to b “CMJ” notz “CWM”. Sowree!
Oh Hai, MM!! I hopez u gitz a job tu! makingz it eezee~er tu bying deh nomz if u haz deh munneez.
*wayves*
Has fun!
I noe dat u has lots too do too plan dis trip, so u shud nawt waste timez checkingz ur sootcase furr lolaways. Dat’s rite. I willz bee rite heer nomming a wafflol and nawt trying to stowaway in ur sootcase. Do not consurn urself wiff me.
*putz piyle uv shurtz in sootcase*
*duzn’t notiss gray floofz wif hoofz in sootcase.*
*wisperz* ohai, donkey.. I meen, ii doan seez NE buddy else heer in dis sootcase… Butt,
ii brottid cookiez ..
*faynt wispur comez frum unner teh toyletrees bag* ai brot teh hawt chokklit
My, my CMJ, wut a big sootcase u have there! R u takin that trunk over there wif u, too? Just askin…
*lukz rownd in cormfuzzhun*
Wai mai sootcase so full awlreddy???
I only packifyinged a cuppla shurtz adn deh toy let reez bag.
Guess I’ll have tu uze dis trunk, tu!!
Ai jus gotted an emayo frum teh cween…. sumfin about her sootcase being awlreddy full! Cween, doan be tellin aniwun about the udder tree peeples goin or we awl be having trubblol wif teh oberwait luggajes dat r awl squrmming an talking. Hey! gits yur hoof otta mah mouf! Stop spillin yu hawt chokklit awn mii! Gibes mii moar cookies!
Hay ebbrybuddy, Teasel’s heer..skwinge ober a li’l bit willyaz? R U goin wif us or duz u haz sum ruum in ur sootcase for sum moar Cheezystoways ? Um, I meen , hi dere..
Noes, ai iz nawt a cheezystoway! Ai iz wun ob teh 4 cheezpeeps goan on teh trip! Ai iz sew eggsited!
Heer taht ebreewun?!? Teasel’s luggaje, naow boardin at gait elebenty! Awl aboooooord!
Luks liek ai needs a trunk tu! ai hasn’t eben started packing an deres no rume awlreddi!
Derez ALWAIZ ruum for two fings, ifinkso,… J – E – L – L- O adn Cheezyfrends in teh luggije..
Oh, nawt to forget.. FIREMENS!
Errr… i gess datz free fings…
Dat iz… ifn u onlee wants ONE fyremens..
Oh nebbermind…
*adds fyremens tu her list ob stuffs tu pack*
Lukks liek weer gonna need a bigger boat, cweenmj!
wii can has deh Cween Mary???
I will bring teh whine….
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“OK, heer goez… I wanna go too!!! Waaaaah!!”
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*Skweezes owt a lillel fyoomigater tear*
Grabs teh whine and smashes teh bottlol on teh hull…Cween Mary Ann it is! Throws cweenfetti in teh hair!
***^#~#***
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+**^^^##~~~**
Owie!
*Patz iddd onna hed.
*wipez teerz wif Shamwow.
Oops! Did ai miss teh boat? Sowry!
“Fanks.. Puts sum icee kyoobs on teh hed bump.. shakz cweenfettiz frum hairz..
I gess i shud haz duckked!
Grate!! Dis calls for a fyremen!! iil trai Joon or Jooly or Nobember, or March! Oh heck… send in teh troops plztksihazahedake!
Kin it be teh cween Mary Ann?
Ai fink wii needs it fur the stoaways and the fyremens!
Erm,,,, does yu haf rume fur dis fyremans? He be bery cyoot but mah trunk iz full.
*yoink*
I finso wii shud renamifying it deh CweenMaryAnn!!!
*Cattails puts on a curly blond wig and a big rain coat, tosses in a horn, a harp and some opera music; climbs in trunk.* When duz dis ship sail?
Doan fergit yur top hat, Harpo!
HAz fun Storming teh Castle!
NO!! No Stormz!!! plzkfankziwantzsunshinezbai.
kittehs sure du h8 googiez
Ifinkso kittehs fink goggies R just nawt sew smart az dem an just likes 2 torturez dem… cuz dey can!!
I usta has a goggie dat i putted owt on a run sumtimes .. One dai he wuz *bark bark barkin* like craizee.. an standin on hims hind legs… streeeeeetchin… Dere wuz a naybor kitteh ..juuuuuuussst owt of range of his rope.. just sittin dere chekkin hiz nails .. ho hum…
He nowed EZACTLEE wut he wuz doin!!
Oh, yes, deh kittehz lubz tu tormentify deh goggeez. just bkuz dey kin.
Winkee uzed tu play inna nayborz yard, adn wen deh nayborz big German Shepard kum run, run, run, chase, chase, chase, Winky run adn jump bak ober deh fense 2 mikro sekkundz ahed uv goggee teefz. Den shii sit adn lol at goggee.
Sneekee Kittehz libz
4 scayreengz Dawggehz n2
Treez…. Wurkz reeeelee well!
Dawggehz duz nawtz clymz
Treez awfften. Dis oanlee way
wurkz cawnsisstentlee!!
Dawggehz stukkz up a
Tree habz mutch hardurr way 2
getz daown dan Kittehz!!!
Jack.
Ns teh fyre mins donz rezcu teh amiLols NEmoar!!
Aifink dey still do in TTI.
Lyfes b diffrintz in TTI, ai finks so! U gotz wet pawz??? Or u b safes n drai, Anni? Hopes u drai. Gotz NE jobs in TTI fur kitchn deezynerz??
Ai lib at eh top uv a hill. Iffn Ai get fluddid, awl uv centrul Lundun wud be unner 150 fut uv wadder!
Aifink jobs aer hard 2 fynd ebbriware at teh momint. Hoep u get sumfing sune.
Cawl teh fyremans kwikk
B4 teh goggie fawls doun
Goes boom herts himselb
iz sew windee heer, goggie mite bee heddin fer Oz!
teh recyclin truk haz nawt bean bye yit an ai haz alreddy gawn owt at leest 5 tymes tew drag mai bin bak owt uv teh rode. Den ai wint owt twelvity moar tymes tew pik up awl mai bottles an stuff wen teh bin blue ober! Ai hoap dey git heer suun!
Blargh! Dere it goez AGIN!!!! *runz owt door*
We haz had windee 2 – iz kwiet at teh momint but dey sed moar wind an rayn 2morro. Pleh!
fank guudness teh recyklin menz finlee caim rownd, mai bin saiflee bak up awn teh porch. Butt (!) power wen awf fer a few minnits, dats nawt a guud sine!
OMCC! Dis big green recyclin bin just fell frum teh sky and landed on someone here in KS. Wut a pity…dun know hoo it was, butt (!) she was wearing these pretty red slippers. *Cattails picks up teh fuzzy red slippers and slips em on floofy paws” Aahz, they just fits!
If teh slipperz fitz…Innum U must gitz!!
**fawls awf cowch, laffin**
KA-THUNK!
Yorkie fly. Huraee
Noo “Air Bud” moovie?
OW! I jes hurtid my leg.
I putted a bocks in2 teh clozit an teh card tablol fawled ovur an hitted teh sied of my knee.
Cawl teh fyremenz! I need sum nawt-sekkund aid! An a margajareeta!
Hewwo? Iz dis nine-elebenty? Oh, juss fine, adn yu? Hao yer brudder dooin? Oh. Riet, we niids sum fyremenz, tu gib nawt-sekkund aid adn margarjareeta tu Red. Uh-huh. fangs.
Ohai, rhsb:
Findz bawtull ubz Hoarss
Linnamint and slawshez itz
purpill goodness awll
ober red’z hurttedz
nee. Sokez padz wiff Linnamint andz
rapz it awwwwllll prittee!
Stikkz Hewjj Cat~Muss Bow
awn t3h bandijjez so red
willz feelz awwwwllll bettah!!!
Jack.
Oh, red!! U haz ben resQed bai Jack!!! Eben bedder dan fyremenz, ifinso! Jack b a hee row!
Oh fankyoo foar teh halp, Mezzo & Jack!
Beutimus jawb, jack… It onlee needs a jinglol bell onnit, an ii jus happins to hab sum.. *add jinglol bell to bootiful bow* Dere rhsb…Itz nawt a firemens, butt
it luks prittee NE ways.. I has a pitchur ov margaritas for kumforting till teh fireguize get heer to gib mouf to mouf…
*line forms on teh rite*
Oooohhh, a jinglol bell!
Now, insted of gettin up, I can jes jinglol wen I needs halp!
**jinglol, jinglol**
U rang, ur redheadedness?????
Jes chekkin, to see ifn it werks.
It sue DUZ!! * **weeeeoooo weeeooooo** *fyretruks pull up*
“Ohai ,rhsb. Wii herd u wuz feline bad.. so heerz a firemenz calander for teh new yeer..” Tihs iz teh furless edishun..sew keep awai frum teh liddel ones..
Oooh, a catalolg!
How mutch is shippin?
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**starts maykin Krissmiss List wif noo wish buuk**
Frenz, my auntz mahm tolded teh funnyist storee last nite:
Hur huzbin herd a noyze owtsied wun nite an went owt wif himz gun.
Him shot inna ayre, to skayr awf wutevvur it wuz, an shootid teh fone lien in two!
:snerk:
I bet he sed he mented to dew dat!!
goggies are very areodynamic.