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Kitteh haz kild it!
Congaratz Anni !!
Thx! Lukks liek awt teh `Mericans aer eever sleepin off teh turkey oar brabin teh shops!
And ai sits in teh office and does sum wurk and luks at bloo sky outside! is pretty!
We haz a berry grey skie at teh momint an teh wind is maekin noyziz in teh chimblees. An Ai haz 2 go owt sune 2 get mai meds frum teh farmer see.
Melburn woz 29 C / 86 F todai adn lubbly. Rayn 2morrow, witsh iz gud !! Hab a gud walk, Anni ! Sai hallo to teh farmer
Bai fur naow!
Conga Ratz! Happpee poast Turkee dai seveer stumik trawmuh dai!
<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~
Ai killifyed it adn ai haz a prowd!!
GMTA!!! We can has ty and go to ty booteek! AI haven’t been there in a while – wonder whether they can has kitteh Krismus decorashuns? Ai offers sum roasted almonds and mulled wine for sillybrashun!
Ai hab sum fresh froot (cantalope) adn frozin yoggit !! Hab sum !!
Welkum wun and awl tu deh TyBooTeek!!
Fur ur KrissMiss Delite wii b habbing deh bobblol hedded rayndeerz, Cheezland snowglobez wif street seenz uv cheezland, PinnyGigz wif jinglol bellz on dhere collarz, Mistloltow bawlz fur deh kittehz to playing wif, and stayned glass kitteh windowz.
Aer u teh ownlee wun in teh Yoo Ess Ay hoo iz awaek, mai cween?
Sorree tu butt(!) in, Anni:
Hao intanashnul iz taht ?? !! 
Wi hab:
Upfi in Yoorp
Anni in TTI
Cweenmj in Merrika
PoussinBoi in Oz
Very!!! Is mini United Nashuns!!! We can has peas tawk nao?
PS: Ai is in Jermanee! Practically neggst to Annipuss!
O yesh, ai kno !! Sum peeps sai teh UK iz in Yoo-rope adn sum sai nawt !! Iz stil bery UN. Wi nede Miniminsmum nao, coz shi bi wurkin foar UN adn wirld peas !!
Wuns teh nyooz reeder awn teh BBC sed “Der iz fog in teh Channul. Yurp iz cut off!”
Eggzackly !!
Hai, iz heer!!!! In swizerlund wurkin furr awl teh kuntrees in teh wurld adn hoapin wun dai fur teh peas amung tehm awl.
Ohai mmm !!
Moast ob teh genrel semblee hab left teh bildign !!
(Anni, Upfi)
Hao yu bi todai ? Bizzi, bizzi ??
Too-dai iz hollidai in sum yoo enn organizashunals, butt nawt heer wear ai wurking furr teh migrashonal organizashun. Iz mai larst dai heer, den on mundane nuvver mishun furr teh hooman rites (incloodifying rites ov teh kitteh!)
Sew, Ritez ob Baptism, Ritez ob Maridje, Ritez ob Wai (on the freewai), ect, ect … * Juss kiddign. Iz reeli intressign *
and I is heer – I can gibs out medlol for peas – we hab a tradishun fur dat up heer inda northurn way!!!!
Pleez to nawt medlol wiv teh peas – juss push tehm to teh syde ov teh playte
butt (!!) butt (!!) – it comes wif elebenyt munnies and HYOOOJE gawld medlol!!!
is wurf medloling an itty bitty bit wif teh peas furr dat – no?!?
part of genrel semblee is back nao! Got to wurk for another gud 3 hours, sheesh. Oh hai, miniminsmum,
fanks for wurking towards whirled peas! Iz relevant to mai interests, yesh yesh.
ai cud frows een da owstrich… erm… owstrya fur da pees negoshiashuns… but(!) we bees nootral… we jes waits fer y’all 2 maeks da peas adn den we inviets u fur great vienna festibities. dat okeh?
ooh – yes!! wif da noo yeers orkestrah an de prittee dancers!!!
ta da da da dah – hopskip hopskip!! ta da da da dah – hopskiphopskip!! ta da da dah – hopskip hopskip!! ta da da dah – hopskip hopskip!!!
* PB triez teh Bienna Woltz *
wun twu free shufflol
wun twu free shufflol
wun twu free shufflol
wun twu free shufflol
..
Stil kant dans !!
Ime goen hoem frum teh dans urli ….
Bai Awl
Bye PB – nite nite – an sleep tite!
an pleas donut give us vegemite….
Ai woant, butt(!) Marmite !!
Iz dat teh jam taht mama-laid?
I finso lotz uv MerryKanz b at deh stores. Tuday b “Back Friday” wif awl deh speshulz tu lure deh Krismiss shopperz. Sum peepz git up at 0′dark thirty adn stand in line tu git deh gud prices!!!
er, make dat “BLack Friday”
Pardon mi, mai Cween !! ( Letz nawt arks bowt teh criem .. )
Ar nawt yu up at O’dark O’klok yorselb ??
erm, well, yes.
but i b sitting in mai chair in mai pjz and robe wif a kuppa pumkin spiced tea tu sip!
Yesh, Ai kno sum peeps cue heer at teh shawpz in tehir PJs !!
Ai nebber hurd ob it !! *
* Pumken tee !!
iz berry nice adn nommy on a chilly fawl morning!
.. adn itz tee, nawt supe ?? Wel, wot du yu kno !!
* Sorre foar teh kweery, ai had a kuriass !! kthx !! *
It b a powdered mix — like deh instant cappachinoz… Deh can sez it b “Mystic Chai — Pumpkin”
Ai nebber hurd of pumkin tea! Hao eggsotick!
Ai gottid punkin spice flabored black tea inna gift shop in Oberstdorf elebenty year ago… I was there for judjin gofigure skating – pretty playce!!!
Ai killified it! So tehre!
Anni killd it nawt-sekkund !!
Teh bag mai bi ded butt(!) it haz a litter !!
LOL!!!! Does it mew, teh litter? Purr?
Frayed knot !! It wil tri tu fli wiv teh necks wind !!
Wot? It flees in a panic and is gone wif teh wind? Oh, teh hooj manatee!
*Upfi crawls off to habs hur lunsh nao*
C u l8er, mai frenz!
Lettuce hoap so !!
*Waivez* Haz a gud lunch, Upfi!!
*noms choklits biskits for dessurt*
Ai fink yu wud liek teh faymuss Tim Tams berri mutsh .. hee hee !!
Dunno? Nebbur scene any … so far. Ai noms effurywing wif choklit in it or awn it.
Iz triplol choc bisket frum Oztrailea. Berri nomilishus !! Tim Tam Varieties
Luks yummy!!!! *contemplates crawling ovur to Oz*
Umm, yu can crawl on worter ??
*inflates raft fur Upfi*
Ternz awn owtsied lite in case shi rafting bi nite !!
Ohai Upfi! Ifn U b crawling obbur teh oshun, u b kneeding to git to teh oshun nawnsekkund, rite? So u kin cum bai here and we kin hop awn teh cween’s raft and git obur there twogether, rite? We kin share sum nommy leafes awn teh way? A terriblol need awf choklit and sunshine, I has it!
*gits reddy foar teh raft*
*prepares sum xtra nommy dandelion leafs and lettuce and carot greens*
If yu see tihs gurl yu can waiv tu hur. Shi bi onli 16 adn sailign rown teh wirld alone !!
huh – she’s a tuff tim tam!!!
.. adn shi duz skule wurk wen teh sailing iz kwiet !!
Oooooh, a raft! Hao nice, my dearest Cween! Ai will happilee share it wif honeycakerabbit. It will be moar fun to sail togevver!
*gently tiklols Upfi’s feelers*
I will happily b sailing wif u!
{{{Upfi}}}
‘Tem~Purra’, Kween Ubz
T3h Bag Killurz wayrz hurz noo
Troafee wiffz a Prowdz!
Prittee Shawpeeng Bag
putz up reesistenss andz grayt
battill 2 surrbibe!!
Tem~Purra dartiddz
insyde andz toarz Prittee Bag
2 tynee peesez!!!
Tem~Purra hangz hurz
Troafee awn t3h wall and waytz
4 annudurr Bag!
Jack.
Sheez teh Killa Kween !!
Anubber ohai cue tu delite us awl, fnks Jack !!
Fabulomantastic!!!
Reesistenss is futile! O hai! Cue Jack …. snert. Fanks for dis lubberly poem and ai lubs me sum moosick frum Cween!
*picks up leftober mask frum hololololoween*
*tries it on for size*
Oh the porositee!
Oh the huge mannatee!!!
how can u laff at this?!?! dont u know that the kitteh could be stranglified by the handlol?!?! wut irreesponsiblol meen peeps to be leaving the handlol on the bag!….
*ptfew spit bah – pleh*
ewww – must be sumfin leftober frum a tee-arr-oh-ell-ell infestashun!!
Better have sum cranberry upsied doun caek inda brake rum just tu be sure!
Ohai Nenne !! Wi can hab owr caek owt heer coz iz saef riet nao !!
* Caek luks rite sied up to PB *
mon mon mon
O. Itz rite tu leffed, nawt upsiedaon !!
¡¡¡¡ɯou ɯou ɯouɯou ɯou ɯou ɯou
Aha !! Itz pruuf teh Yu Essay ar ackshelly upsied daon, nawt Oz n NZ !
¡dn əpıs uʍop ƃuıʇıɹ nʇ unɟ q ʇı
Hao do yu do taht? Ar yu standin on yur hed?
it b a webby site wif deh majiklol fliperator!!
I spoze I kud put a linkee tu it on deh Cryer!
Speeking uv deh Cryer, did u see dat LCB haz posted linkeez tu deh No Nomz consert?? Shii b so gud tu werking so hard fur us. {{{{LCB}}}
*runzawaiwivakwiknesstolukatcryersite*
Yesh, shi sed tu send munnez tu R.U.S.E. (Rodents Unwilling to Stay Eated)
Anubber flippin site
Butt (!) PB, wen yu flips teh text wot iz alredee upsyde down wen it gets to yu in oz frum us in yoorup teh rite wai up, duz it get rite-wai rownd again, from being up-syd down wiv yu???
*lyze down adn rests from teh egg horse shun ov finking abowt taht*
Tihs wil xplane it:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFjnit1wyus
¡¡ʎzɐɹɔ uıddılɟ ɹn
1:13 AM: Cween!!!EEEEP hao do U gets upsidownsie comint? U in ’strailia wif Danoz or sumpfin?
Ooopz, just found owt haow. Tankz.
Ennewai, iz nawt a kitteh, iz a duk, adn sekundly iz phototoshawped!
Euw, blergh, tihs markx iz nawt cumfurtablol AT AWL
*Pikz up mask adn tryz it on.
Adn wurst uv awl, u furgot tu riting ur kapshun in LOLspeek!!
Oh deh HUGE MAN TITTIEZ!!!!!!!
*dropz mask!
AAACK!!!
!! eet niknup bo puc rebbuna baH * PB noze sum tiepen triks *
*Upfi squints*
*Upfi blinks*
*Upfi unscrews brain*
swivel swivel turn
Ah! Well, I’ll have another cawfee. I don’t fink ai laik punkin tea…
Guud morning all {{{{all}}}}
I am bagged tis morning.Which means I am tired and by da look of it
I feels like da bag.
Sumtymes ai haz teh bags unda teh iiz, so big ai can put awl mai shawping in tehm
PS Frum lookz ov dis kitteh, He haz bin owt on hiz Black Friday spree alreddy? Reddy tew shop til we drop??? BLAKK FRYDAY LOLfest enywun???
maybi I’l get wun dun, but gots tew cln up yard bcs itz finally gonna RAIN n SNOW heer in So Cal!!!!
SNOW???? In suzzern kalee fornya???!?!?!?!! Say it izn’t so!!
Y nawt? Wii hads fluddin heer in teh dessurrt! 77 Peeps died becawse ov teh hebby rainz!!! In teh dessurrt!!!! O, teh huje fluddin manatee!!!!!
There u are!!!
I saw the fotos inda noos papurrr – ai had a worried about u an ur kittehs – boaf the strays an the housbound wuns!!!
speeking of cheezpeeps not seen lateleh – has anywun hurd frum P-K?!?
Fanks Nennepus! {{{{{Nennepus}}}}} Wii r all alrite. Boff inside an owtside!
Knot goaing two put this in lol caws vurry srsly troo an a cawshun fur evrybuddy. — One of my cats got caught in the handle of this type of bag and before anyone could grab him to get him loose, he streaked around the room about three times. The bag finally broke, but if he had caught on furniture or something, it could have been very bad – like a broken neck or trachea. I now always take the handles off these bags before letting one play with it. Please take my advice and danger proof any paper bags they play with. It goes without saying ; ) that plastic bags are just a no-no altogether. : ) Kitteh wus definutly trawmateyezd – he naow awlwais cawshushly esplores teh areeu whur teh ebil bag attaked him.
Thanks for the warning – I always cut the handlols of the paper bags my kitteh gets to play wif – because, as u said, it can be danjurus!!!
Why there be no 3 o’clock LOL? Whassup?
Iz a US hollydai, soe weekend tiems fur lols!
Of coarse! Ai has a stoopid, aifinkso! Fanks, Anni! Will write u an emayo latur today!
*waves and gets ready to leaf teh offis*
Mebbe eet gawt warshed away?!?!?!
♪…..com 2 thinnk ov it …if tha bag iz bro～ke. ! ….it’s taim 2 make neew♪… wonndariin…… .. .. … . .. . . ………. …………………? …. … .. ..
Iz notta bag. Izza bib, naow feedz mii noms.
U iz nekst!
YAY! Willy haz a famouz!
Adn sew du yu, Spiralgirl !!
* Ai lyke teh “bib” cawmint, hee hee *