Comments on: invisible hand petting

By: lolcat

lolcat — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 12:00:48 +0000

o hai tacoz

By: kafleen

kafleen — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 14:24:34 +0000

I have a happy for you.

By: ayunda

ayunda — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 10:45:43 +0000

aww, kyoot!!
looks liek meh cat…

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benny2465 — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:13:07 +0000

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By: faunablues

faunablues — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:54:44 +0000

… what other type of petting could there be?

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:57:25 +0000

beautimouse. Kitteh in way uv kee bord.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:55:02 +0000

lots of multi-species adrenaline.

Nyce wun!

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:50:47 +0000

snicker! Did shii offering dem sum nomz ennyway, to tayke away?

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:48:54 +0000

Ai nos dat song! Wuz wun we cud say “D@mn” as kittens.
Duz they maeks teh cologne in Koln, still?
In western US, they doan mke teh nyce Pendleton cloz in Pendleton enni moar (has slight sad — can findz dem in dt Portland, OR and menni over playces.)

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:44:09 +0000

Ought tu haz teh continuashun, IMO. Neerly ebbree wun has lots tu be fankful foar, dough might haz tu luks for a wile tu finding them.

By: Angelwaits

Angelwaits — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:40:53 +0000

Ai knu Ai wuz big kitteh when took maiself tu dentis awl by myself four firs tyme. Wen Ai foun wun here whu uses the laffin gas, had teh happitayle!!

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:33:35 +0000

@@@@@!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 21:22:02 +0000

Wawrm Sunlyte amz jusst
Naychurr’z way ubz reecheengz owtz
andz petteng Kittehz!

Wawrm Sunlyte cubburrz
Kitteh frumz demz peenkee noze
2 tipz ubz dayr taylz!!

Wawrm Sunlyte awllmoast
az gud az fresh, sweetz CatzNip.
Eezee~urr 2 ftndz!!!

Jack.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:18:41 +0000

kitteh will probly asplode wif teh blissosity ob it all!

By: Catnip Junkie

Catnip Junkie — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:07:40 +0000

Will missu QueenMJ!! Pleez being carefully and be sur to comming back inna time for parade, and remembers ur minions be beeming happy thots of you.

By: Catnip Junkie

Catnip Junkie — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:51:20 +0000

Little Twoie who has hard babytimes untll rescyuu not forgetted her huntin skillz. She brot us a not happy brown bird a while back. Birdy played and flied in howse and then landed in corner where was invizzbl he thot. Then mompersun had to get a nice trashcan to put over birdy who did not like, then slided a cooky sheet under and brot birdy back to outside land. Happy ending, lots of multi-species adrenaline.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 19:44:59 +0000

Ohai S5k! Mah sistur had a mowsie in her offis wunst, and she putted owt teh DEEKON poysin becus she didunt thina a offis was a good plase for a mowsis. Teh mowsie lurved teh DEEKON an nommed it an got fat. She gived up an named teh mowsie “Socrates” becos of him eatin poysin, but I suspects that the DEEKON was old and stayle and teh poison was all worn owt. I woulda tried to ketch it mahself, but mah sister has the squeams.

By: catena

catena — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:24:10 +0000

has ufn, cweenie! weer yu bii goun, effen ai mite ax? ai bii awf tu Amsta-amsta-dam-dam-dam and den Koln een eh bit.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:23:51 +0000

Besieds, why wud firemans want to stay? Teh rolls is burnt. Pleh.
Fer Krissmus, I suggests SanteeKlaws stuked in teh chimbley.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:21:03 +0000

Wun of mah frenz at wurk knoes a cat named Nats.
Stands for “Not Allowed To Stay.” Husband called teh cat dis name…fiev yeers agoe.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:59:54 +0000

aifinkso wuz a test frum Ceiling Cat….an ur nephoo, neese an kidlets awl passd wif teh flyin kolors!! Hooray!!!!

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:56:30 +0000

*snurt…snork…muffled guffaw…laff out loud*
I luv it, Duffy. Cats hav a way of wriggloling into ebben kat-resistant harts.

By: Davidmoreen

Davidmoreen — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:51:04 +0000

Den iz gitz bell-ly rub!

By: Duffy

Duffy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:43:25 +0000

O Cheezpeeps – here is anuther funny in teh ongoing story of mah neese and her family and teh Kitteh We Cannot Keep (see previus posts).
Nephoo husband of neese sighs an sez teh kitten owt to be name Karma, becuz ONE HOUR befoar neese called him to say tehere was a kitteh in their tree, he was saying to a cowurker, “No, we’re dog people. If we found a cat, we’d just take it to a shelter or something.”
ROFL!! Ceiling Cat wuz listening!!!

By: whiskers09092006

whiskers09092006 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:38:04 +0000

Ohai mezzomom! *waves floofy paw* naise to see yu!

By: tessm

tessm — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:35:03 +0000

“sleeking” FTW!

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:20:07 +0000

Ohai Whiskers!

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:19:27 +0000

Yu gawtz bizzy kittehs! Mai Paintball iz a ketch adn releese mauser tu, butt (snerk) Mezzo iz a fierce mitey hunterer hoo lieks tu eet teh smawl creechurs. Eewww, ebbry sew offen her niids to see teh v-e-t fer dee wurmer pillol. Dis summer her faonds a garter snake in teh yard, her hads sew mush funz playing wif it. The snake, nawt sew much fun, but nawt hurted it. Wen ar goggies fiends a snaek, ai has tu reskoo it oar tehy will frollick it tu deff!

By: whiskers09092006

whiskers09092006 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:06:37 +0000

blisful kitteh goes purrrRRRRrrrRRRrrrRRRrrrRRR…

By: Sandrainia5kittehs

Sandrainia5kittehs — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:34:36 +0000

I not mind za one mausie inna drain, but I hope it likez da kitteh fud as I not gonna go an bie mausie fud fur onlee one moufe tu eatz. Wooser bringd inna garden snakee this summerz he thought it wuz a stick so he fetched it fur me. When he found out it was alive and wigglie he tried to hidez it unner the rug an I hadzta catchie it an put it outside. Notta scratch on it an onced it was loose outside it wiggled off inna bushies fast fast.

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:33:29 +0000

O yeah, tahts nyce! Naow skritch taht spawt atteh bais uv mai tayle, jus teh wai ai lyke it! puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

By: bluesfan473

bluesfan473 — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:26:35 +0000

blargh, ai r eggshaustid! taht’ll dew it fer dis yeer!

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:23:12 +0000

Voyeur mausie, eh? I hopes Crybaby catches it again and lets yu release it. Or mebbe they be freinds…

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:20:55 +0000

Or at leest cyoot firemens neggst time.

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:19:01 +0000

Be hazzing fun on yr misshun!
*hazza wurried*
Umm…yu rn’t tayking Igor wif you, r yu? Plz to stay away frum teh Hadron Collider, ‘k?
*shudders to fink of cominayshun of Igor, teh cween, and Higgs boson partiklols*

By: catena

catena — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:18:35 +0000

NOE lit kendulz awn teh tree!

By: catena

catena — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:17:26 +0000

Okae…ai beun moderatud. jus triun tu du teh hapicat sounz. Berree stranj.
Wotz wrawng wif “oo..” ?

By: booklion

booklion — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:15:25 +0000

ohai, cattails! Happy day of fanks! (on teh prinsipple dat teh fanking can has continyuayshun)

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:12:32 +0000

Exercise kitteh

Doin pushups

One-tew-chree, come on!

By: Sandrainia5kittehs

Sandrainia5kittehs — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:10:47 +0000

Crybaby brought me mausie she caut anz turned loose unner radiator yestiday n we cuddn’t catch,it wuz still live live onle reazon I catched it this tymez iz cauze she holded it for me to grabz the tailie partz B4 she letted go ov itz n I turned it loosie inna yard inna bushes. Her uther mausie pet is still livin inna shower drain an runnin out to watchie uz onna potty. Guess he iz stayin fur while mebbe till springs comes again. He noms kitteh fud when they not lookie an runs back inna drain or unner shower stall. So guez I now haz 5 kittehs n one mausie. Alz I hope iz she doesna gradiate to conga ratz or I will be screamin onna chair.

By: momchan

momchan — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:52:12 +0000

Furst fanksgibbon at hur noo howse. Kan’t wate tu see whut she gonna du fur Krissmoose.

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:47:17 +0000

Conga Ratz! Happee poast turkee dai tiw yoo!
<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:43:28 +0000

Dat b a great story!!!

By: momchan

momchan — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:39:57 +0000

Kitteh lueks liek Ai feelz abtur eetin alla gud noms yestiddy. Ai gotz tu bi tellin yu whut happinged yestiddy at mah dotter’s howse. Ai bringed teh turkee an rice stuffingz, an shi saiz “Mom, yu jest missinged teh firemenz!
See, wii wuz bakingz the rollz, an wii wuz talktalktalkingz……….adn tehy gotz a liddul bitz burned own teh bottum ….:oops:…….an teh smoke alarum went owf……….adn teh ADT alarum cumpny awtomatiklollee cawledz teh fire dipartzmint…….:???:……adn adn yu kan’tz kall adn sez donut come iz jest teh rollz burning….:roll:……..adn so teh grate bigbigbig laddur truck comez tu mah howse wif teh firemenz.” So Ai saiz “whii didnint yu be axking tem tu stai fur noms, wii gotz plentimuch.” An shii saidz “Mom teh wern’tz dat kyoot.”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:28:18 +0000

Ratz!!

By: carotte

carotte — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:28:00 +0000

hahaha♪　

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:26:39 +0000

*reechez owt tu carotte*
uv korse!

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:22:31 +0000

*Cattails smooths teh sied uf teh nose, butt (!) ruffs up a lillol fur on teh otter side*
*kitteh purrs whilst licking it back in plaec*
Lurve those kitteh purrrrs!

By: sweetpea

sweetpea — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:22:23 +0000

heheheheheh…

By: carotte

carotte — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:21:35 +0000

♪　in tha wispa~….. .mai ai hoold ur hannd ?.. . ……. ..ooops. .. . . . . ……