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Lukks blissee!
*conga ratz form conga lien*
*merengue skwirlols prepare teh whippy feetz*
*Salsa chips run back and forf in a pannick- can’t find dere kostyumes because teh gerblols aer playing a joek on dem*
*cue mew sick: ♪
Her naem was LOL-a
she was a sho skwirlol…
Conga Ratz! Happee poast turkee dai tiw yoo!
<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~<:3)~
a liddlol tu deh left, plz!
*tendrils tikklol a lil to da left*
Ten Drillz?!?!?!?!?
*fayntz*
heheheheheeh………
*ties cween’s shneekerz togevver while she be in faint*
*puts sofftee pillols all around da cween so if she fall’s over she won’t hert da royal, personage*
*congarats, merengue skwirrlols, gerblols, and haf costyume’d Salsa Chips dansdansdans merrily around and over da swoon’d cween*
*opunz wun i*
*snakz on salsa adn chipz
but, but, no nomming da rodints!!
*duz heimlick manooeuev’r*
*salsa chip excapes by skin of teeth*
Ratz!!
Ai knu Ai wuz big kitteh when took maiself tu dentis awl by myself four firs tyme. Wen Ai foun wun here whu uses the laffin gas, had teh happitayle!!
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oooh, plz to folow wif a skritchhee just unner teh eerz…
*tendrils tenderlolly ticklol jest unner teh eerz*
0.o. i see a n’earworm dere…
ooooohhhh, fankeee sweetpea….dose tendrils r jess perfek!
*deep happy sigh ov relaxashun*
en then that spot on eever side ov nose, dat needz sleeking….
*tendrils sleek back bofe sieds 0 d’nose*
*Cattails smooths teh sied uf teh nose, butt (!) ruffs up a lillol fur on teh otter side*
*kitteh purrs whilst licking it back in plaec*
Lurve those kitteh purrrrs!
ohai, cattails! Happy day of fanks! (on teh prinsipple dat teh fanking can has continyuayshun)
Ought tu haz teh continuashun, IMO. Neerly ebbree wun has lots tu be fankful foar, dough might haz tu luks for a wile tu finding them.
“sleeking” FTW!
teh kehtti be getin teh rubbiez
he liks it wen u get behind his ears
PURRR!
he be thinkin u be great
ai fink kehtti finalli likes u.
-QM
…but don’t let it go to your head.
*kitthe looks askance at empty fud bolw*
Kitteh looks so blissfull, as anni says. And it’s at least a tye with annie and cweenmj!
Leftover turkey for celebrations!
Aer Ai teh ownlee purrsun hoo prifurrs leffober terkee 2 hawt wiv awl teh trimmins?
Anounsingment:
Neggst week week week i will b leebing deh kuntry on a
seekrit spypeez keeping mission.Whylest I b goneded, I b leebing LCB in charge uv deh Cryer. Sinse hur b habbing deh Pleh! job, shii mite not seeing awl deh portint commentz dat need capturifying adn posting on deh Cryer. So, if u haz sumfing u wanting posted, plz tu sending it tu hur at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com (no spamming) plzkthx.
Wen I gitz bak, I will bee gin planning a Noo Yeerz Day Parade!! so, when u not shopping and rapping adn partying dis holly day seezun, b finking uv a parade entry u kin postifying on Noo Yeerz Day!!
*haz a wurryed*
Sweet pea b thinking.
I b thinking “nuffing gud can kum uv dis.”
heheheheheh…
has ufn, cweenie! weer yu bii goun, effen ai mite ax? ai bii awf tu Amsta-amsta-dam-dam-dam and den Koln een eh bit.
Ai nos dat song! Wuz wun we cud say “D@mn” as kittens.
Duz they maeks teh cologne in Koln, still?
In western US, they doan mke teh nyce Pendleton cloz in Pendleton enni moar (has slight sad — can findz dem in dt Portland, OR and menni over playces.)
Be hazzing fun on yr misshun!
*hazza wurried*
Umm…yu rn’t tayking Igor wif you, r yu? Plz to stay away frum teh Hadron Collider, ‘k?
*shudders to fink of cominayshun of Igor, teh cween, and Higgs boson partiklols*
Will missu QueenMJ!! Pleez being carefully and be sur to comming back inna time for parade, and remembers ur minions be beeming happy thots of you.
♪ in tha wispa~….. .mai ai hoold ur hannd ?.. . ……. ..ooops. .. . . . . ……
*reechez owt tu carotte*
uv korse!
hahaha♪
Kitteh lueks liek Ai feelz abtur eetin alla gud noms yestiddy. Ai gotz tu bi tellin yu whut happinged yestiddy at mah dotter’s howse. Ai bringed teh turkee an rice stuffingz, an shi saiz “Mom, yu jest missinged teh firemenz!
went owf……….adn teh ADT alarum cumpny awtomatiklollee cawledz teh fire dipartzmint…….:???:……adn adn yu kan’tz kall adn sez donut come iz jest teh rollz burning….:roll:……..adn so teh grate bigbigbig laddur truck comez tu mah howse wif teh firemenz.” So Ai saiz “whii didnint yu be axking tem tu stai fur noms, wii gotz plentimuch.” An shii saidz “Mom teh wern’tz dat kyoot.” 
See, wii wuz bakingz the rollz, an wii wuz talktalktalkingz……….adn tehy gotz a liddul bitz burned own teh bottum ….:oops:…….an teh smoke alarum
Furst fanksgibbon at hur noo howse. Kan’t wate tu see whut she gonna du fur Krissmoose.
NOE lit kendulz awn teh tree!
Or at leest cyoot firemens neggst time.
Besieds, why wud firemans want to stay? Teh rolls is burnt. Pleh.
Fer Krissmus, I suggests SanteeKlaws stuked in teh chimbley.
snicker! Did shii offering dem sum nomz ennyway, to tayke away?
Crybaby brought me mausie she caut anz turned loose unner radiator yestiday n we cuddn’t catch,it wuz still live live onle reazon I catched it this tymez iz cauze she holded it for me to grabz the tailie partz B4 she letted go ov itz n I turned it loosie inna yard inna bushes. Her uther mausie pet is still livin inna shower drain an runnin out to watchie uz onna potty. Guess he iz stayin fur while mebbe till springs comes again. He noms kitteh fud when they not lookie an runs back inna drain or unner shower stall. So guez I now haz 5 kittehs n one mausie. Alz I hope iz she doesna gradiate to conga ratz or I will be screamin onna chair.
Voyeur mausie, eh? I hopes Crybaby catches it again and lets yu release it. Or mebbe they be freinds…
Exercise kitteh
Doin pushups
One-tew-chree, come on!
blargh, ai r eggshaustid! taht’ll dew it fer dis yeer!
Okae…ai beun moderatud. jus triun tu du teh hapicat sounz. Berree stranj.
Wotz wrawng wif “oo..” ?
O yeah, tahts nyce! Naow skritch taht spawt atteh bais uv mai tayle, jus teh wai ai lyke it! puuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I not mind za one mausie inna drain, but I hope it likez da kitteh fud as I not gonna go an bie mausie fud fur onlee one moufe tu eatz. Wooser bringd inna garden snakee this summerz he thought it wuz a stick so he fetched it fur me. When he found out it was alive and wigglie he tried to hidez it unner the rug an I hadzta catchie it an put it outside. Notta scratch on it an onced it was loose outside it wiggled off inna bushies fast fast.
Yu gawtz bizzy kittehs! Mai Paintball iz a ketch adn releese mauser tu, butt (snerk) Mezzo iz a fierce mitey hunterer hoo lieks tu eet teh smawl creechurs. Eewww, ebbry sew offen her niids to see teh v-e-t fer dee wurmer pillol. Dis summer her faonds a garter snake in teh yard, her hads sew mush funz playing wif it. The snake, nawt sew much fun, but nawt hurted it. Wen ar goggies fiends a snaek, ai has tu reskoo it oar tehy will frollick it tu deff!
Little Twoie who has hard babytimes untll rescyuu not forgetted her huntin skillz. She brot us a not happy brown bird a while back. Birdy played and flied in howse and then landed in corner where was invizzbl he thot. Then mompersun had to get a nice trashcan to put over birdy who did not like, then slided a cooky sheet under and brot birdy back to outside land. Happy ending, lots of multi-species adrenaline.
lots of multi-species adrenaline.
Nyce wun!
Ohai S5k! Mah sistur had a mowsie in her offis wunst, and she putted owt teh DEEKON poysin becus she didunt thina a offis was a good plase for a mowsis. Teh mowsie lurved teh DEEKON an nommed it an got fat. She gived up an named teh mowsie “Socrates” becos of him eatin poysin, but I suspects that the DEEKON was old and stayle and teh poison was all worn owt. I woulda tried to ketch it mahself, but mah sister has the squeams.
blisful kitteh goes purrrRRRRrrrRRRrrrRRRrrrRRR…
Ohai Whiskers!
Ohai mezzomom! *waves floofy paw* naise to see yu!
O Cheezpeeps – here is anuther funny in teh ongoing story of mah neese and her family and teh Kitteh We Cannot Keep (see previus posts).
Nephoo husband of neese sighs an sez teh kitten owt to be name Karma, becuz ONE HOUR befoar neese called him to say tehere was a kitteh in their tree, he was saying to a cowurker, “No, we’re dog people. If we found a cat, we’d just take it to a shelter or something.”
ROFL!! Ceiling Cat wuz listening!!!
*snurt…snork…muffled guffaw…laff out loud*
I luv it, Duffy. Cats hav a way of wriggloling into ebben kat-resistant harts.
aifinkso wuz a test frum Ceiling Cat….an ur nephoo, neese an kidlets awl passd wif teh flyin kolors!! Hooray!!!!
Wun of mah frenz at wurk knoes a cat named Nats.
Stands for “Not Allowed To Stay.” Husband called teh cat dis name…fiev yeers agoe.
Den iz gitz bell-ly rub!
kitteh will probly asplode wif teh blissosity ob it all!
Wawrm Sunlyte amz jusst
Naychurr’z way ubz reecheengz owtz
andz petteng Kittehz!
Wawrm Sunlyte cubburrz
Kitteh frumz demz peenkee noze
2 tipz ubz dayr taylz!!
Wawrm Sunlyte awllmoast
az gud az fresh, sweetz CatzNip.
Eezee~urr 2 ftndz!!!
Jack.
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beautimouse. Kitteh in way uv kee bord.
… what other type of petting could there be?
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aww, kyoot!!
looks liek meh cat…