
basement cat says hell finaly froze
dint u noe dat teh freezer iz rite next 2 hell?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: mizz-marchildon via Our LOL Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous invisible hand petting | Little did everyone Next »

basement cat says hell finaly froze
dint u noe dat teh freezer iz rite next 2 hell?
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: mizz-marchildon via Our LOL Builder
ai has snoebalz!
is dat a bad or rlly bad?
Haz him bin tooterd, den?
*snurt*
Mi harblez r marblez!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Srsly tho – it’s ternd cawld heer in TTI an Ai aer nawt injoyin it!
Ai nawt lyke teh cawld eivver – roll on summa!
Ai doan’t liek it 2 hawt – awlwais prifurrd wintur, but gettin 2 awld naow!
Ai der wif ya. AI WANT MEH AWGUST BAK!!
U kinz haz myne!
Let me in – Ai aer freeeeezin!
Ai sno wot yu meen!
Ya! Lemme inn u flaik!
Doan bank awn it kitteh!
ai felez eh pun krystalzun…
Ai see!
GMTA on teh pun run
Icy wear yu leedin!
Doan drift away!
derez eh buk kalld “Ai uzd tu bii Snoe Wiet…Butt(!) Ai Driftud”
Iz awlsew famus line frum teh May West.
sew naow wii goez skatin!
Adn skee-in adn sledjin adn snoman bildin!
Adn make anjols!
nekkid wonse?
Donut furgit teh snoballz fitez!
adn teh ig-loo maykin!
An stayin indores bai teh fyre!
Sippin teh hawt chokklit adn nommin teh hawt butt-errd towst
I repents. Can I com in naow?
Awl wite kitteh!
Yu wan noms? Teh banqwetz iz tu yur lehft. We haz toonaz!!
a bankwet??
wif
Al Bak Ore Tunaz
Bag Ettz
Cress Ant Rollz
D….
Daintee fishees
Eels
Fronch things
G…
Gelatin salids (wel, maibee nawt, pleh!)
Hawt crossd bunz
Ise creem!
Jelly donuts
Keelbasa, yummy!
Lasagna (doan let Garfeel git it furst)
M….
Marblol caek
Nacho chikkin
Olibes (sordid)
Peppas (stufft wiv nommy fillings)
Q…..
Mountins of mash taters
Nine-layur nachos
Onyun crunchies on greenbeen cassaroal
Pie, pie, and more pie
Q…
Wups! shuda refreshed. umm…
Quishes mad wif ham an stuffs
Roast beest
Salids of menny kinds, including froot
TURKEE!!!
U…
Uvva nommy fings
Vermicelli soop
Waltermellun adn manglol salat
X-treemly thik wippy creme
Y…
YNGs serving noms
Zaynee Meet Dishus!
Yay Missy, yu finisht teh alfabetololikal nomlist!
Yay awl uff us…lyk most cheez-endevvers, it wuz a groupie effurt!
Donut forgit teh Fatted Caff – always part of teh bankwit when teh repenting one comes home.
“wut? u got girlfrind? Dat xplain friizing hell… “
*Nods head in agreement* Yep, that luks lyke hell to mii, too!
oof, aftur yestirdays fanksgibbing day feests, teh burfday fairy has to be rolled into teh thred by a teem ob captib trollz, but heer i am! to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Strtch58 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! if i haz sumhow missded yoo or yoo haz not made it onto teh Uffishul But Far Frum Compleet Burfday List, plz to let me know heer, or frend me (make shur yor burfday iz on yor profile) or at burfdayfairy at gmail dot com. i will try to rebember to chekk my emeow more offen tahn evree three munfs
anyhoo, today being teh day after teh big feest i bringd yesterday, i haz desided it wuld be gud to eet litely today. so i haz bringd cuppiecaeks in many diffretn flavrs (tehy are small, iz harder to obereet on tehm), fresh froot an berri salads, sum nice lemming an mellin sorbayz, refreshing sparkly punch, poynty shiny party hats (no noyzemakers, in case anywun had too much fanksgibbing whine an shampayns) an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht are also liddle snoglobes so wen tehy bownse teh snows fly arownd inside – purty!!, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sparkly pencils an sekrit decoder mood rings, kandee, an fuzzy pololar bear an penguin stikkers wif googly eyes!! an tumz. lots an lots ob tumz. oof.
an a big swish ob the burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
O birfday fairy!! Lemmin sorbets! Jus nise for likliklikin off a spoon from a semi-horizontal posishun! Fankee for all teh pritty treshures!
*smoo*
*bownse, bownse, bownse*
O luk at teh pritty snoflaeks twerlin rownd in the snoglowbs!!!
oh poor kitty here yoz comz in an havs nice warmz on cozi blanki wif warm milk bi teh fire
Haz been snowinz here in shorty mountins all afternoonz. Not sticky icky to grounz yet, but iz inna treez stickin an onna railroad n creek weedz is sticky good. Crybaby iz doin her lick lick bafs an izn’t tryin to goes outside. She iz onna her mushroom throne. Triple iz up inna other puter room keepins blankie warm. Zena iz onna reclynerz chair takin a nap nap. Petronius (Pete) an Wooser ar onna air bed inna bed roomz snoozin on de heaty up blankie. I iz onnie stupid onez inna hauze sittin up an not doin nappy nap thing wiv coldy feet paws.(((((((((((((((Cheespeeps))))))))))))) I are gonna go du a nap thing an gets paws warn inna bed wiv heaty up blankie too.
haz a nise warm nap!
Ai luvz teh ornj Ceiling Cat, butt Basement Cat iz mai awl-tiem fave! C’mon kitteh, U noes whut we awlways sed, “When hell freezes over, we WILL skate on it!” (If we’re nawt 2 old & dekrepitt.) If u can’t do a Figure 8, do a 4. Or a 1.
weel ill b! dats like da tiem wen pigs flew!
you mean the swine flu?
i finkso dat time r comin.
Looks like a nerd finally scored!
AI WOS FROSEN TUDEI!!!