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W00t!!! Yay fur u, Punkin!! u b tyed fur nawt-sekkund wif carosue!!
Off tu deh tybooteek wif bof uv u!!! Dey b habbing deh boblol hedded rayn deerz adn kitteh kollerz wif jinglol bellz!!!
fank u my queen. its my nawt secund nawt second.
alone, or ina tye
W00t!! w000t!!! dat b eggstraw speshul!!!
*handz punkin a speshul CHRGwif drawingz uv pandaz on it*
fank you, i had bettr put it on right now!! i wuld like to go to the tybooteek. i wuld like a boblol hedded rayn deerz
Conga rats to punkin and carosue!! We haz formed a line and will be proud to lead teh dansdansdans awl teh way to teh tybooteek! I wud like to pick up a box ov*cof cof cof* drops shayped like suns, moon adn starz in rainbow culorz… I haz a littel tikkle in teh froat… mebee frum 2 manee terkee fezzers..
ohhh! gits in line behind idansdansdans. off we go!
Punkin!!!
You gotted a nawt secund nawt secund!???
Dis r mah speshultee!!!!!!!!!
*donkee leeps wiff eggsitement!!!*
I has mah golden shoos!
I has mah tappy shoos!
Grabs teh idansdansdans frum beehind an begins to kick sideways!
(notiss i sed sideways…snurt)
Laturs dere will bees a buffet of goodies too sillybrate!
Applolpie!
Buckeye candies!
Carrot Cake!
D…?
And den, wee willz hab a slumber party!
Dens, I willz bee making WAFFLOLS in teh moarnin!!
……
I SED D…? !!!
*looks feercelee around*
Ok,
Debvild eggs
Eggplantz parimizaanz
Frog warz
G…
heehee
Gingerbread cookies wiff icings and big buttons lookingz all nice!
Ham wiffs cherries on tops
Ice creams!!!
J….
Jam an butter toast!
Karrit kake
Lemmum merrange pies (thanku beddy much I will have annoder piece..)
Mmm…
Jelly donutz
Knishes (deep fryed)
Lotz of chawklit caek
M…
Meringooy (wiv wippy creem)
Nommy choklit eclairz
Orinj (nawt poyzen) cuppy caeks
P..
Peanut Buster Parfaits!
Quesadillas!
Reeses cups!
Skrumshus puddin parfays!
Tastee bananananana parfays!
Um yum yummy parfays!
Zillions ov parfays..!
Veree embaressed parfays…
Wickidly skrumshus parfays..
Soree… I gottis ahed ov mineself!!
AN A SCHMOO?
oh yesh, lots of schmoos for dis baby!
Oh noes! lukkawt….ai myte….noes! SPLORT
Aaahhhh, Ai duz nawt knoo furst ade!!!!!! Kawl nineelebendy dn I will putz teh braynze inna bukkit till tehy getz heer!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b bat tree operated.*
Fankeez fur capturifying deh braynz, momchan!!
*Turnz on deh de-splortifyer adn deh splort biktimz *
*braynez iz sukked up, kleened adn returnded 2*
*deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 *
*protekting frum fucheer splortz*
*Bictim b rappt in floofee blankee, *
*a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.*
♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥
*flyz owt agin*
Hoo wuz taht amaizing crowndid woman???
As corny as tihs may sownd…Hooebber she was , she did an
a maizing jawb B 4 flying off into teh nite’!
Oh noes! Ai nebber dun dis befoar! Butt (!) we cant jest leab himz laying dere!
*LOW drags in the CCC*
*Sweeps up all teh braynes*
*rinsis dem wif teh sparkloling water*
*stuffs dem bak in teh brayne cabitee*
*puts teh hedbones back on and cubbers wif the CHRG w/doi*
*secures wif the ducky taype*
*leads Markitteh to teh splort recubbery lounge nd cubbers wiff teh floofy blankie nd gibs chokolit armadillo nd chokolit martoonie*
Dere, Markitteh, rest kwietly here nd doan luuk at teh cyootness!
Did ai do okay?
U did BEDDER tahn OK..LOW. Luk how markitteh’s color haz returnd inn teh fais!! I do beleeb taht wif teh recovrification efforts of U an mj owr mk has just gained anuvver nine lifes!! Yaaay!
Fankies berry berry much idansdansdans! Teh cween is teh tuff act to foller! Ai nebber did dat befoar! It was berry eggsitin!!!!
Yoo didz wonnerfulmus, Ifinkso. A dubble reskue! Markitteh, yu being awlrite? Kin Ai haz mah bukkit bakk naow? Ai mite bii needzing itz fur mor splorts, dis beein such a cyoot kitteh. (tightens CHRG, appleyes moar ducky taype)
Fankies momchan! Here’s yur bukkit!
O-fankyou ebrybuddy! Ai haz had byutimuss dreem of kyute kittehs an wundermoose cheezfrenz while ai wuz teh not-conchuss.
Teh warm blankees an choklits drinkees r triffick. Ai can nao luk on teh kyuteness adn feeels teh warms wiffout feer of splort. Teh stripeycat wif bigeyes…
Kitteh can has wattur and storee and petting tu halps goe bak tu slepe! U betcha kitteh!
Sownds like kitteh mite be libbing in Alaska!! Sew derefore…will also bee needing anuvver blankie! Schmoos bebeh kiteh and tuks in sekyoorly wif sawft floofie wite polar bear blankie.. No.. nawt MADE wif a poler bear… It haz poler bear pickshores onnit! (Care trolls need nawt apply) heer)
awww! kitteh soooo kyoot!
wears da ducky taype??!!
hymz/hur naym iz cricketkitteh, nawt Shirley.
Ai gotz eggs straw taype, Yu wantz wif pink duckies oar bloo?
Datz bafroom water. ai wantz kitchen water!
Lol Cattails! Elebenty burgurs for yoo!
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***SPLORT ALERT LEBEL ELLEBNTY!!!1!***
Awww, luuk at teh widdle pawwsies!!!! Ai wants tu snorgle dem!
*bringz kitteh waturz anna snak, reedz kitteh a storee, tuks kitteh in, an givz kitteh a schmoo*
Too splortayshuz lols inna roe! Mussed mayke shore we haz enuff dukky tape! **cawls horridwear stoar** Ohai, yu haz dukky taype? In awl culurz? We needz a cayce! No, mayke dat too cayces! No, nawt too roles, too cayces! O, jist sind obur awl yu got. Fanksbyehurree!
giv kiteh waterz foodz & storeez n` TLC and thanksgivig leftovirs when heh wkes up`s cuz heh`s cut kitteh! LOL!
Dere shud be egg straw warnings win da bebbeh is dis kyoot.
Lebel Leventy Splort Warning Wif Fyremens!
OOOOooooo, fyremens!!! *swoons*
*slydez swooning cowch undur idansdansdans*
weekly opens one aii… *wispers sawftlee*..fankeez, new frend…
Duz u happin to has sum tee?…. oar teh number 4 teh neerest fyre stay shun anna cell fone??
Ai haz chai. Will taht du?
*seerchize fur fone buk tu luk up numbur fur 9elebenty*
*sip sip sip* Grate tee… fanks. I feel bedder awreddy.. Butt,
I mai still need a fyremen (oar two) for teh mouf to mouf…
U mite want 2 also chek on how to bee spellink nine elebenty while ur at it..
Taht myte bi whi ai iz havin trubblol findin teh numbur…
Ai fynded it!
*dyalz fone*
helloe? nyne elebenty? plstusendsumfyremenzkthx!
taht sownds nawt gud. ok wi will wayts fur teh fyremenz.
…
wayt, whut? yu wantz tu noh teh nachur uv mai eemerjenci? ai donnut haz an eemerjenci. ai iz fyne.
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yu wantz tu noh whi ai haz cawled? oh, well nawt sekkond ai wuz cawling cuz idansdansdans had swooned, butt wyel ai wuz lukking up yur numbur eet haz gottin mush, mush wurser heer. nao pjperry anna 4point5kittehs anna Kitteh_Kat_Celia haz awl splortified.
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Noh, noh wun iz heer tu oppur…op…uze teh CCC…aifinks sumwun sug jested uzing aye Zamboni…oh, yu sayz taht iz nawt rekkomended? oh reelly?? teh braynes getz mixyied up an kawses syde effekts? ai seez. teh peeplolz tayks on eechudderz moar charming purrsonality traytes?
plshurrikthnxbai!
whu sayd tehy wuz nyce??
An lookie owt! didja see –in “Upcommin”, teh newbieborn torbie goin in teensy letters ‘rawr’? Ai rekapped it fur mai verrrry own…Hasta kp mai plortable antisplort kit vaylable wen ai goes prowllin cos dere no full srvs murgenzie survizzes out dere in teh “Upcommin” zonez!!!
Okay! This is a Splort Emergency! HGGs and CHRGwdoi, extra tite!
O, dis bii eh berree berree kyoot bebe kitteh!!!
*tituns THRG*
Ya kno, ifn I had dis to snorgle wif, I mite nawt fall asleep awn teh cowch so mutch….
oh mai, kitteh! ifn ai getz yoo drink, will lets me snorgol yoo? becuz, becuz, yoo makes me wants to snorgol yoo forebber an ebber! oh, wut a sweet beebeh!
oh, kitteh, heer are sum toonas an sum shimps, an after we goze sleepy-bai togevver, ai will get yoo sum mousies to be chasin in teh morning!
Oh! those big tabby ize! doze big tabby eerz! ai am in lubs furebber!
Adn adn teh pawses! Adn teh hed on teh liddlol pilloh!
*ka-thunk*
Da stripees; Da wite i shado! SPLORT!
*weekly* PJ, aifinkso wii bees teh goners.
**opens 1 eye* wat happend ? I only wented out fer a few ouwrs, I misst da best beetlol ever. And now dis cuyte bebbeh…*splorts again*
It mite b our untimely demizez.
*Cattails wanders in…sees 4.5 and pj splorted all ovr teh plaec.* Tsk, tsk. Someone shud really do sumfin about dis. *Luks around fur teh CCC* Where iz ebberyone 2nite? Last tiem ai wandered in onna big splort fest liek this, ai used teh zamboni. Thet dint werk owt so gud aidunfinkso.
Butt (!) cents theyz still splorted an nobudy seems to have come along yet, ai will do mi bestest and gently sort owt teh brains. Rinse, rinse, pat, pat, tape, tape n wave teh magiclol wand ovr tehm. Better noaw? Here’s some hot choklot and 2 warm quilts wif perty bloo snowflakes stitched on em. Wrap up snuggly noaw an rest, u gonna be okie dokie.
Ur nursin ministrayshuns r most cheyrisht!!! Dats wy ai haz tew carry round mai own Portablsplort MEDIKIT-(teh) MURGENTSCIE
SISSTEM, esp wen ai goes on hikes in wildyness an ai finkz ov a rly CUUUUUTE bebbeh n needz teh CCC n teh CHRG wif awl teh spesh aksessoriez an teh Duckie Tayp n teh Kustummmized patturnesd BLANKIE…..n ai pakz mai own MARTOONIEZ n CHOCKLIT CRITTLE NOMZ….
This has got to be the CUTEST thing I’ve ever seen on the internet!
*iz busy humming christymas carols*
AI’m dreeming of a whiite christymasss…jus liek the 1’s AI used 2 no…
*double take*
AI think AI need teh firemanzes nao…
*SPLORT!!!*
Ooh, K_K_C, sowry ai missed u. ai can reskew u too, aifinkso.
See above: scoop, rinse, repeat!
Here’s ur hot choklot and u can have a nice pink quilt to match ur abatar. Hugs!
Tank u!!!
Ah fink dis bebbeh haves bishuns ub mausikins dans dans in hers hed!
oh, dat kitteh…sooooo adoarabull…..
*runs outta room holding hed dat r thretneeng to splort*
Ai em dreemin ov a WHITE THANG crissymass! It duz dat PURRR THANG n it maykz ebrything FUZZY jus liek teh White Thangz ai usta KNOW liek MOONDOT n MOONLET n TULIP n Mr. TOAD n ShaddoFAX….!!!
is too cutz cud aws all day
Bebbeh Kitteh wiff
dawrk gray fur andz strypez can haz
enneefeengz hurz wawntz!
Bebbeh Kitteh nawt
reelee furstee. Jusst wawntz 2
checkz Majjikk Powahz!!
Bebbeh Kitteh habz
lawwwng Napz b4 slippeengz in
Beeg Gye’z vest pawkett!!!
Jack.
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!
Itty bitty living space.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! The kyooootness! Maximum Splortage!!!
Hey world, beby kitteh very sleepy, you can use my pics if ya want.
Cute kitteh hynotised me to write here, must get reply!! AAARRGHH!
test
Mount McKinley !! * Du ai win ??
*
sorry, but the correct answer is Millard Fillmore.
iz i crissmasy?
Yu waznut until Ai hit Shift-Refresh on teh fyrefocks !!
Nawt mutsh detale. Can u lode a hi-rez bershen, plzthx ??
(Ai yooz trik tu see tehm bigga sumtiemz)
i no dat trik, how I dooz hi-res?
Juss edit adn sabe a pickie wiv bigger deminshenz, eg 200 pixlolz !
i go tri BRB
Prolly jus mi ize !! Ai luukd at s=100 adn iz eezy tu sea yu hab nawt shabed adn yu mussed bi berri, berri awld nao !! Ai am sew berry sorree …. ( Hee, hee !! ) * snerk *
Ai skord a “duck” in teh test !! Gess ai woant gro up to bi Prezdent !!
if yoo knoes him, yoo knoes mor tahn mos ob us ‘merkins…
Umm, no !! Ai arksed mai gud fren Googoo !!
Whoa. Sew mutsch kornage. Awl da splorts inn wun plais. (Bizits splort bictims inna rekubbery lownge an gibs owt bandyayds wiff cyoot bebbeh porkypymes.) Aiz taek kare ub bebbeh kitteh wyle ebberywun rekubbers. Hai bebbeh kitteh. Yooz iz danjerissly cyoot an kuddlee. Muss snorgle bebbeh.