
Thanksgiving time kitty… …unbuckles invisible belt.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Dr.Doctor
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Thanksgiving time kitty… …unbuckles invisible belt.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Dr.Doctor
Him’s stuffed!
ai noe dat feelun!
Hims tinking about thurds.
Remeburr to not furt or brap. Iz groz.
I lafft so loud, somone sed watza madder!
Wear’s da pie?
hee eeted it. Whole, by teh looks ub him.
Tat is not guud.
*birp* Au contrare… Wuz berry gud!
Ohai mai Cheezy frends.. Merry Fangsiving!!
An a biiig speshul peese o’punkin pii for mai deer liddle donkey gurl! *muah* (wif wppy creem , ov corse..)
ohai idansdansdans!! haz not seed yoo in so long!!! {{{idansdansdans}}} happy fanksgibbing to yoo!
GMTA.. *YUP- iz troo*
I haz mist U.. Jes gottid owt of teh horse-spittle yestertime.. Still week week week.. butt
gud 2 bee home.
WUTT!
Plaet an awl!
Ai reezembulols dat remark, ai meen, dat lol. **brups discreetlee**
Ai finkso floofy kitteh iz cubburd wif iceycreme nd budurscawch sos. nom dat tum. {{{{{{happines Fangs gibbonz ebreewunz}}}}}
Tu much floof!!1! Floofy tummeh – floofy feetz – floofy tael – ai muss snorgle!!1!
Hands ss teh snorgle snorkle…
Ai’z stuft! Tyme fur futboll
…whar’z teh reemote??
Oh nose, da reemote is lost in da floof!! I’ll go get it!
Itza danjeus jawb butt sumwun hasta du it.
Thanx fur yu sakrifice.
WARNING! WARNING!!
DIS IS A BBS! BBS ALERT!!
BIG BOI SNORGLEBELLY AT TWELB O’KLOK!
DIS IZ NAWT A DRILL. (A drill iz wun ub dose twirlly fingies dat maeks hoels in stufs, but dat nawt importent rite naow.)
GIMME DA SNORKLE. I’M GOIN IN!
Rattipuss you cleared for landing the snorglebelly. Takes runnways 157 vector 180′. Go go go.
Ah’m goin in! Ah’m goin in!!
Maedae! Maedae!
Snorkle is insufficient! Snorkle is insufficient!!
BBS is ober capasidy!
Du u reed? Du u reed?? (Ah hoeps u reed, r els ritin dis issn gonna du me enny gud!)
*dialz nine elebenty*
Hallo?? u iz nine lebenty? plz tu send fiyremenz.
No, wii not haz a fiyre. Y u asking mii dat???
Rattipuss iz stuck in deh kitteh.
Wut u meen I tawk jibblitz??? dere no turkee heer, just a kitteh wif a Rattipuss stuck in it.
Oh, u sed jibbRISH, not jibbLITZ?
U noeze u not making a lot uv cents.
Adn Rattipuss iz still stuck in deh kitteh, plz sending deh fiyrmenz.
:::lukks up frum kitteh belleh:::
Da fyremens r cumming? K, Ah’ll wate.
:::snorgles kitteh belleh summore:::
*CRASH* Ai landed awn da cowch an ai cant getz up! Ai ated 2 mush…O O O O O O O!!!!1! HAPPEETAYLES FANGSGIBBONS 2 AWL MAI CHEEZFRENS!!! Eggcuse meh, ai nawt gonna get up agin nao.
U an mii bof, KCT!! I just gotted home and mah belleh iz F-U-L-L!!!
*groan*
But it wuz awl so gud!!! Dere wuz dis giant turkey adn a ham adn taterz adn dressing and yamz adn applolsawse adn cranberryz sawse adn 4 kindz uv pi!!
O Ai NOES! Ai had sekkunds awn eberyfing! Aifinkso! Happeetayles Fangsgibbons 2 U, cween! Ai fink ai needs a HYOOGE nap nao! {{{{{cween}}}}}
ohai dere cheezfrens!

aiz et mai sizturs….8 too mush ob cors..
jist stawp inn tu sai high an happi fanksgibbon tu awl mai felloe merAkins….
an ohai tu awl de uther cheezpeeps owt dere!!
.=・ェ・= ai nou. ai nou.. cake iz fattin…….. .. . . ….. …. hummm . .. …
*waivez tu deh eest (??) west (??)
Oh Hai, carotte!!!
belleh floof… I is *klunk*………
*dialz nine elebenty agin,
Hallo??
Ya, iss mii agin. Plz sending moar firemenz.
Nope, still not a fyre. y u awlwayz asking dat??
Tidmum iz down!!! Hur needingz deh resQ!!!
Happitayl Fanxgibbon Turkey day to all mah Merrican Cheezfrenz
{{{{{{Cheezfrenz}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Tidmum}}}}}}}}}}}
Fankeez!!!
Happeetayles Fangsgibbons 2 U, cween! Ai fink ai needs a HYOOGE nap nao! {{{{{cween}}}}} {{{{{{tidmum}}}}} NAPPEE TIEMS!!! Tiem foar teh sacred nap tiem!
Ai haz bin missin in akshun foar a whyle, butt (!) ai has a happee to b heer to b wishin awl teh US Cheezpeeps ‘Happee Fanksgivinz’ xxx
Walkum bak, TheCatsMutha! *gibstehfloofypawuvfrenship* Happetayles Happygibbons 2 u! Glad U bak!
Fanks KCT!!!
{{{{theCatsMutha}}}}}
Kum bak moar offin!! Wii misses u!!!
My 20 year old cat could only hope to get this fat. She did however recently do a video review of her favorite food:
Crybaby kitteh, who iz Wooser kitteh’s dauter, had fill ob turky noms wanted 2 say thankees to usn who fed her good noms soz she went outz n caught us a mausie an brings it back in alive as can be n turned it loose in shoe closit an now has had us chasin it from unner the radiator inna hall for 10 minitz an not able to catch the mausie cause it too fast for hoomins while Crybaby watchin us try an laffin behinds her paws at us. We tries an tries an no luckie with catchinz, so we leavez it happily unner radiator till it combz out when it likes, they uzually getz outa house on own after kittehs gives up onz catchin agin. We haz one that is stayin for winter looks like as it iz livin happie as clam down shower drain hole an comez outs to look at us when we goes in there, an eatz the kitteh fudz when they not lookkie.
Crybaby iz good hunter for brigin inza live mausies an turnin loose inna hause. she not hurtz themz at awl. Wooser kitteh brings us in the stickz he fetchie from down inna creek. He tinks I wanna stickies cauze I trimmy back bushies inna spring so he thinks stickz iz my prey. Who evar sayz they iz dumb animals nevar had one, took abilitie to reazon out sticks as my prey frum one springy time cuttinz. Took same same abiliti foar Crybaby to reason out to bringz in mausies alive n unhurt to get pettins an snorgles an catnipz an treatiez foar live ones too.
tehy iz very smart kittehs!! an how lukky for yoo – yoo gets bonus pet mowseies too!!!
that is so funny! i have a cat who is super fat!
you gave your cat a lot of food O.o
Oh I recogneyes those floofies! Tehy is maine coon floofies! I haz 1 n tehy is no fat, tehy berry floofie!! I doz teh belly snorgles wif mine.
shuda pud stretchee pants on