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Every year, the arrival of Aunt Bertha and her cry of “Where’s my Thanksgiving kitteh kisses” becomes more and more traumatizing.
hoep gramma nawt cuming dis yeer.
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Hyde, kitteh, hyde!
conga turkeez, anni!
Thx, catena, u, BF an me can trot off 2 teh tyebooteek!
Yay! maibee tehy haz sum bobbly hed turkees!
Taht was teh weerd tho, Aunt Berfas lol wuz dere fer a minnit, den it wuz gawn! Ai fowt Aunt Berfa sued fer damigez an dey wuz taikin it bak!
Pleez taik a minnit tew goe tew teh freekibble site an plai teh trivia kwestions fer teh kittehs an goggies, iz dubble kibble dai!
clik heer tew visit teh freekibble site
Teh kittehs an goggies wil be fankful!
nice comment about the kitty it was funny and yeah kitty i would hide i would go climb a tree and stay there and i wouldn”t come down until she left then i probably would get in trouble but it would be worth it just to have her gone lol
O teh huge manatee!
Let me give you a big kiss catena! *SMOOOOCH*
Oops, sorry about that! *dries catena off with shamwow*
Aaaaaah! Sheez gonna pinch mai cheek tew!
Antie Burtha deezervez teh pointi endz!
Uh-oh!! Heeeer she kumz! An she knoews wares ai hidez!
Bet her can’t get unner teh sofa tho!
oh noes! iz gonna need a new hidin plaec!
Yu doan wanna bee unner teh sofa whin Aunt Bertha sitz daown!
Mai feer, let me sho yu it!
An hur smellz ufny!
lyke ziggarets, Jean Naté an Jim Beem! Pleh!!!!
And she’s wearing teh perpul spandex pants!
Yup. Hyde, kitteh, oar teh Spandex-cladd butt will …. No iz tu dredful to write.
poor kitteh… furst it wus aunt mabel – and now aunt berfa….
*sigh*
This holololyday seesun is killing kitteh!
Dont worry, Kitteh has a good solution to the problem
http://cheezburger.com/View.aspx?aid=2887295744
Iz teh ufny!! Elebenty burgers tu yu, Grantski!
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!8O
*sigh*…WP…
They put my last comment awaiting Moderation! D: *Sniff*
wuzzit……nawty???
Not naughty! Quite the opposite! The FCC would worship its un-naughtyness!
Yu prolly haz tu kiss aunt berfa tu git it frew.
But then she will hug me with a vice-like grip! And the lipstick! it would be everywhere. But if I have to, I will. *Puts on tin hug-safety suit* That should help with the vice-like grip. *Puts on lipstick goggles* Here we go! *Aunt Bertha smothers me*
aww… *patpatpat* don’t feel bad, it happens to everyone. the wordpress monster must be hungry.
Whats….the wordpress monster? O.O
*nodnodnod*
He’s inda cheezland safari park ai fink – just past the tee-arr-oh-ell-ell canyon…
We have trie feeding him wif old phonebooks an udder discardid papurrs… keeps him of our back for a wyle – never last long dough…
*sigh*
Try feeding him the Healthcare bill! that would last him a Longgg time!
hmm, him could choke to death on that.
*feedfeedfeed*
{{{{{grantski}}}}}}
Oh luk!! ur moderated commint haz popped up!!! it hadded deh dredded h t t p in it, dat b wai it b moderated.
But Aint Burfa bringed noms!
Hardlee kin cawl frootcayke frum lassed yeer and sperimeent gum ‘noms.’ Wepuns, mebbeh.
shee bringd a baux uv chiklits?
Her bringed tunas an gushifuds and turkee noms (frum da insides ub da turkey!) and smol flite-less burds.
But does ub u hoo issn fankful cannot has.
Smol flite-less burds?
**baksawaiwifakwikness**
Nawt tu wurree. Parrits has a flite.
Or r u jes a parrit hed?
**baksawaiwifakwikness**
i takes pride taht i iz not teh kind ob awntie hoo forses my nefyoos an neeses to submit to big slobbery pleh smooches wen i see tehm. akshully, wen i see my neffyooz (my sisters older boiz, taht i know teh bestest) tehy hugz me furst! tehy iz gud boiz.
no smooches, tho. plehplehpleh.
happee fanksgibbing evreewun!! (if yoo are not sellybraytin today, take a minnit anyway to be fankful for wut yoo gots!) time to go figyur owt wen to put teh turkeey in teh ovin.
Happee fangsgibbon lunarmommy! Feefteen tu twendee-elebenty minnits pur pownd, aifinkso. I putted mine in late dis moarning, sew I hopeso is the feefteen part, oar nomming iz gonna bee layte!
Wii b invited tu dinner wif deh Grand Sun (adn hiz pair antz) adn deh hole egg stendid famblee. I haz maded a mince meet pie fur nomz!!
My tu-bee-hostess sayd teh turkee iz bigger dan she had fot. So teh dinner iz lyke 2 hours layter. Got .. to … hold …. out!
Happy Nomming Day tu awl. I b berry Fank Full fur awl deh Cheezpeepz hu gibbibg mii joy and laffz and lubbz ebbry day!!
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And i gibbing fankz tu deh Gratid Cheezez hoo b gibbing us dis wundrous plaic tu playing!!
Sschmooooz tu awl!!!!
{{{{cweenmj}}}}}} A berry happy fangsgibbon tu yu! Ai iz fankfull tu cawl yu my cheezfrend!
i am so fankful for cheezland an to teh grated cheezez taht today i will akshully luk at ICHC on Interwebs Exploder to see teh ads! (i uzually yooze firefox wif ad-block, but iz teh ads taht pay for dis playse so i feelz gilty
)
Happee Tanksgibbon Day tew awl! Ai iz grateful fer mai famblee an fer stil havin a jawb (eben iffen ai dew komplain bowt it) an fer cheeseland an awl itz wunnerful inhabytints! STN! ♥ ♥ ♥
{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}}} A berry happee fangsgibbon tu yu tu mai frend!
fank u {{{{parrothead}}}} an a happee happee dai tew u an ur famblee!
*comes in a bit frassloled frum the kitchin*
Ohai cheezland!
Ai cooked fangs gibbon dinner for u!!!
*drags in a tablol, set for elebenty, with lubbleh decomarations, whyne an joosis and sparkloling minrull water*
Theres Turkey
sweet tater gratin
Kranbree relish
Sage an onyon stuffing
jerk spyced punkin py
Pleese enjoy – theres enuff foar all!
And happy fangs gibbon to all of you who are enjoying it in RL!
may ur turkey be purrfekt – ur stuffing nommilishus – ur rolls fresh an crisp and may ur oven wurk for the hole day
O fank u Nennepus! Ebreefing luuks sew yummie!
Looks delicious! NOM! But im afraid my turkey didn’t make it this year. Poor little charcoal turkey
o.O – poor burd!
did u reed the tempratur in celcius wen it shudda been farenheit?!?
or the otter way round?!?
No, I dont cook it. Im only 14. My dad tried this year. Im afraid the Cliche is true. Its best to let Mom do it. Poor Turkey, it could have been so delicious. He let it cook too long.
*snikr*
sorree… Maybe u shud try it neggst year – can’t be any wurse!!!
and – I think I can hear ur mum all the way to Norway…
“how hard can it be to cook that flaming turkey!!! all you have to do is to baste it now and then and take it out wehn its reddy!!!*
Well, she said some things, with a very colorful vocabulary.
*gigglols*
Act shoe ally, an 14-year-owld kin kuk teh gud tur keys wif teh bakin bag. Easy peasy!
scrape awf the outside an pour lot juice / grabbee awn it. Iz hao Ai cukks.
Nenne, wair do yu fynd teh tyme?
Fank yu furr awl teh noms wich ar boaf nutrishus adn delishus
adn a happee fangsgibbon to awl!
even THE basement cat is scared of her…
Oh hai keriyan87!!! am u noo heer??? *off furz floofy paw uv frenship* Welkum tu cheezland!!!!
OH HAI!!
kthnx!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo.
run hide run hide!
Wears, wears??
Ai fergotz tu chek mai profyle fur cuppla daze. Tudai Ai discubber Ai gotz leben Cheezfrens. Ai sew happi bowt habbin Cheezfrends. Aiz kryin!! Fang yu awl sew mutsch fer bean mai Cheezfrens. Lub yu awl!
awww {{{Fuzzywhisker}}} wii sew glad u fownd ur wai tew cheeseland!
{{{{Fuzzywhisker}}}}} I sew glad tu haz u az a cheezfren!!!
donut be cryin, Fuzzywhisker! dis be a playse uf happi
{{{Fuzzywhisker}}}
Oh, Aiz jest kryin koz Aiz happee! Iz funn tu plai hear. Ai iz glad tu haz yu as a Cheezfren, tu, cweenmj. Awl ob yu. Fangsgibbon trukky iz inna ubben – mai kittehs gett moar an moar eggzited da lawnger itz inn dere. Deyz reddy fur Fangsgibbon! Wat Ai iz moast tankfull fur iz mai wondermus dotter hoo iz hoam frum smart kollij. We haz bin habbin a wunnerfull tyme togevver ebber sintz she gotz hoam. Herz lubz ICHC tu. Herz iz berry kitteh addickted. Sum peeple wud fink wee ar crazee hear. Herz sitz at herz pewtur an summytymez meows songz owt lowd. An Ai payz noe attenshun koz itz sew normul. Sumbuddy’z gonna cum alawng wid a berry ginormous nett an taek uss bofe awai!
Well, Ai hopez yu awl enjoi yer dae and hab lotz ob funn an injoymint. Cee you awl sune.
“Meows songz owt lowd”: ai lub it! When mai dotter is hoem frum smart kollij wii can bees bery silleh sumtymes too. Iz teh fun!
-but apparently not so traumatizing that he doesn’t stick around for some serious noms! Dude, where iz ur neck?
O noze! dey bee steelin mai nek!?!
LOL!!!!
hooeber tookted mai nek lefted lebenty chinz in itz plais.
dubblol LOL!!!
welcom teh da cheezburga famli.
Grantski bi tyme I wuz yor age was doin the whole of de tanksgibbing turkey cookeds for whole fambily. Now add onz 40 yrz anz I still cookinz te whole uv de mealz. Lovez de shorty cutz new technologies gives, THANK YOU CC for the microwaves, n stoves thats nawt need the wood choppez b 4 cookes all nite, n de frozing breads and de stove topperz dressing, n de insty taterz n canned yammyz. I iz coaching son now through cell phone on hiz firstest turkey din din. He iz down in North Carolina in college n kantz be here for Mom Noms. Iz specially Thankies for mi 5 kittehs an my S/O/Spouse n daughter who iz off drugz this yr n is cooky for grankidz in Kentuky, n I iz glad 2 live to seez anuder Holiday season !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sew tru, S5K, mini peepz duz nawt noing how 2 pre she ate awl teh blessins tehy can hazzing. Adn, Grantski, smawl chirren kin kuk teh guuuuuud turnkey wif teh bakininem bags. Yum!! {{{{{S5K}}}}}} and {{{{{{{Grantski}}}}}} adn Happy Fangsgibbon.
Wow, Aim fang full 4 ur dotter, 2, dewin sew gud!!! Adn for awl ur fambly. Adn, Grantski, u kin make teh guuuuuud turn key ursef wif the cuukin bags—easy peasy. MayB nex year. {{{{{{S5K}}}}}} adn {{{{{Grantski}}}}}}. Aim sew grateful maisef 4 mai famblee bein here adn helfy adn luvin, adn for Cheezfrenz hu make mii laf adn laf.
I iz also happie for all (((((((((((((((((((cheezfriendz)))))))))))))))))))))))
{{{Sandrainian5kittehs}}}}
Happytayle Turkee Day tu u adn awl ur family!!
A pointy end will putz an end too dat.
Gud fing Aunty duzzunt bring a costume furr u, too, kitteh
has annybuddy ebbur seen a kitteh in a dog costum?
I finkso teh uniberse wud eggsplode…
Dat b a crime aginst nature!!!
i noe! kin u majin????
Happi fanksgiving tu awl u cheezpeeps, kittehs, and othur frends!
ohai cheezfrens! Mani wishes fur da Tanksgibbon dai to be a happitail dai for all ob you. Iz truly lubs dis place, eben wens I has a big sad, com heer and gets a smile or da beeg laff. Tanks to all ob yous.
Dat’s wunndurrfull. ♥
Aperently Aunt Bertha interutted a showing of teh Twilight. The baseball scene is on the tv. I no, iz a nerd.
Peter rulez! And Aunt Bertha rulez, cuz she like Twilight!
I like Twilight playing in the background.
Who doesn’t?
*besides from twi-haters!*
thats funny am i the only one that noticed theres a picture of chalisle of twilight in the background lol
dat is so true lol