Comments on: BIRDWATCHING

By: Cattails

Cattails — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:21:54 +0000

Well said, rew. Nebber eat fud u can’t trust.

By: Cattails

Cattails — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:18:54 +0000

Congratshoemalashuns Cani Lupine! Clappity, clappity!!! And iza excellent pic by Noodle-juice, too! Way to go!!!

By: rew

rew — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:16:09 +0000

I cudn’ agree mor about minss meat pie. Ai had sa repootashun growin up ob trying anything, and ushually liking it. Minss meat pie wus da one essepshunz. Whatz up wiff dat pie??? No mincing, no meat… is like a fud wiff somefink to hide. Whazz it trying to pull? It lies and derefore nawt 2 be trusted!!! lol

By: Cani Lupine

Cani Lupine — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:08:06 +0000

wo0t! I finally got on the front page! XD

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 14:15:23 +0000

Kittehs will find aweigh! Tehy consider it pawsernal challenge. We wire hour tree to teh window frame and ai gab up on brake able ornermints a loooong tiem ago.

By: Fuzzywhisker

Fuzzywhisker — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:06:44 +0000

Nawp, din’t eben fink abowt stayplin. Awld chree wuz berry awld ennywaiz, sew wee gotz a noo chree dis year. Itz smallol chree tu go onna tablol. Figger kittehs will nock it dawn butt iz eezier tu putt uppyrite agin an dont fink dey willz clyme onnit – knot enuff rum onna tablol for kittehs tu gettup dere. Krazee kittehs.

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:37:33 +0000

Has yu cornsiddurd jus stayplin teh branchis tu teh wawl?? Kittehs wu still clyming it, butt (*!*) as lawng as teh wawl hoalds up …..

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:30:23 +0000

Ai lieks teh minss meet, sept dat it bees tu mush ritchniss an swiitniss awl at wuns. Sew ai maeks teh Cranbree-Minss tarts nsted. Yu jus miks eekwill parrots ob hoem-maid cranbree soss an stor-bott minss-meet tugevver foar teh fillins – maeks it nies an tangee. Is gud wif teh turkee liftoburs, tu. An wif reel Cheddar cheez sammijis. An wif …..

Skyoos mii — ai goan tu has summor stuffins. Happee Fangs Gibbons tu awl teh Merree Kan cheezfrens!! Ai kukkd teh turkee in ur onner. Wel, akshlee, in teh uvvin, butt (*!*) wuz cos ob rispekt foar ur sillybrayshuns. An awlsew cos ob teh fakt dat Tops markit wuz sellin turkees foar twennee-nien sents a pownd

By: Fuzzywhisker

Fuzzywhisker — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:12:44 +0000

Speakifyin ob Lolmas, da kittehs borked da chree last year. We haz artif…artaf… fayk chree. Wuz up ownly bout twunny minnuts befour branchez kamed owt. Lolmas moarning, chree onna floor wid borked stand. Sew mutsch fer Lolmas chree. Eezy fer chree to bork wen fybe kittehs klymin awl ober itt.

By: Fuzzywhisker

Fuzzywhisker — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 09:05:02 +0000

Ai haz sillee kittehs. Dey stayz indoorz butt wee haz berry old haus an summytymes, mausies getz inn. Mai Cleo and BoomBoom hadda mausie kornered once butt didd knot noe whut tudu wiff itt. Sew dey jest satted dere an lukked att da mausie (hoo wuz prolly habbing hart attak). Ennywayz, mausie runned awai uppa stayers an nebber saw himz agin. Wee haz kitteh Missy hoo lubs tu hunt and kill socks. Leebs hurz prey ebberywhere.

By: Grantski

Grantski — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:21:08 +0000

And then the christmas feast comes up soon Im gonna be so fat by next year.

By: MomCatAnna

MomCatAnna — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:06:42 +0000

Ohai ebberybuddy! I iz stuffed wid de tastee noms and almostly ready two sleep. But Ai wanded two say Happitails Fangsgibblits Dai to all ub yoohoo silleebratin it.

Hope on dis day ebberybuddy has sum buddy and some ting to be great-filled four.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:48:01 +0000

Um, no? I fink somone else sed it.

By: mezzomom

mezzomom — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:15:47 +0000

sumtiems minss meet pi habz candee peelol in itt. PLEH!! Do Not Want! ick ick ick, yu kin habz mien tu, kthxbutnothx

By: pj perry

pj perry — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:01:52 +0000

Oh, cweenmj, I wud be delited to gib you my peece ob mince meet pi!

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:54:31 +0000

Wundermous! Lurv ur ohai coos, Jack!

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:49:37 +0000

Ornjj Kitteh duz nawt
wawntz lefftoberz. Wawntz liddill
flyeengz Nom Nom Burd!

Flyeengz Non Nom Burd
libz in a nest way upz hye.
Windo’z in t3h way!!

Ornjj Kitteh willz nawtz
beez deenyed! Planz amz inz t3h
wurkz 4 sneek attakkz!!!

Ornjj Kitteh wundurrz
ifz Flyeengz Nom Nom Burd will
joyn Kitteh 4 luntch?

Jack.

By: keshet

keshet — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:39:32 +0000

Yu kin haz mai shayer cuz aifinks tiz pleh, moastly cuz uv teh raysins.

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:25:11 +0000

ai always had a feered to taste it and mi fambly sez gud! Moar fer us!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:22:13 +0000

I lubz deh mincemeetz pi!!! (it duzn’t haz meetz, it b mostly applolz and raizinz)

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:17:18 +0000

Ten Q cheezfrend! {{{Kimkiwi}}} Hav sum pi! We haz pleny uf punkin and pecawn. Ders mince meet, too, n u can hav sum o’dat, but ai dunno wuts reely innit! Just made hot cawfee to go wif it. Iz decaf!

By: kimkiwi

kimkiwi — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:05:51 +0000

Ohai ebberywun – Happitayle Fangs Gibbon to orl teh cheezefrenz in teh Ewe Ess of A. We noes has teh Fangs Gibbon heer in eensy weensy Noo Ziland, butt (snikr) ai haz teh thankfulls fore orl teh lubbly cheezfrenz, orl teh kittehs (and orl teh hart kittehs), nd mee, Hur Imperyal Hiness Buddy Kween of teh Yewkneevurs and Supreem Kommander Ophelia sendings orl teh lubs and huggs.

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:59:32 +0000

*wayvs lietur inna aer*
YAY foar owr LCB!

By: jk2kitteh

jk2kitteh — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:57:09 +0000

roh dintz r r frenz! Frenz nawt fud!
…
didja sai choklit?

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:51:02 +0000

*sheesh* ai just getted it! Mai brain haz been affected by full tummi.
Thanks 5 eagles. Needed some brain synapses to get fired up.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:24:04 +0000

All u has to does is send a donashun to R.U.S.E. (Rodents Unwilling to Stay Eated) and u will receive ur copy of teh No Noms Consert in 4 to elebenty weeks.

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:07:58 +0000

Clappity clappity!!! Well dun, err medium raer…errr gud jawb, LCB!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 02:06:27 +0000

Reely??? Itz ben a hole yr?!?!? It seemz like only yesterday!!!

How mennee munneez duz wii needz tu sending tu u fur dis fine mew sick lol rekordifikayshun??

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:56:47 +0000

*LCB comes in, looking a little bleary around teh mask after spending teh hole nite in teh recordifying stoodio. She has armloads of CDs to pass around to teh Cheezfrenz and gravy in her hair.* O hai, guise. Happy Thanksgiving! U may or may not rember that one year ago today, on November 26, 2008, a benefit consert was holded at teh JCH2K Amphitheatre for all teh rodents in danger of being nommed by kittehs and other predators. It was a major success! In teh bestest Cheezland tradition, all teh Cheezpeeps and a sordid bunch of celebrities — humans and rodents alike — came together to eat, drink, sing, danse, recite poetry and eat and drink some moar. We have finally finded teh recordings made on that historic day and present them here, one year later. So on behalf of teh event organizizers: Guinness Piggeh, Leeza/SkwirrlGrrl, Tessm and myownself, we proudly resent: Teh No Noms Consert

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:48:55 +0000

lolz! i reeded yor sotry on teh ovver LOL, yo ohab sum smart kittehs ther!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:48:09 +0000

planning b deh kee tu sukksess!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:47:17 +0000

Glad u hadded a gud turkey day, WB!!

By: Cattails

Cattails — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:46:06 +0000

Hope springs eternal… sum yeer she’z gonna drop taht burd…ima gonna be reddy!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:45:56 +0000

Wut u ben doin wyle u ben gone??

By: kafleen

kafleen — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:42:17 +0000

dey all go to mah butt.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:35:20 +0000

I fur wun, welkum owr kitteh oberlordz!!!

Srsly, dem kitteh-catz b smart!!

By: willy boy

willy boy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:32:50 +0000

YaE et wurked!!!!
hao iz ebrywun….ai kant stai lawng…am et mai sizturs wif mai dad n brudder n gran nees n gran neffue……..
wil be leafing sune………wil bring da kittehs sum turkee!!!…den dey kinsillybrate fanks gibbons two…

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:30:12 +0000

Iz kitteh stawlkin turkee foar nexst Fanksgibbin alreddy?

By: willy boy

willy boy — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:28:09 +0000

grrrrrr…stoopy WP……keaps mauderatin ebryfing ai due….. ..mehbe di wun wil wurk…finalee memburd mai WP lawginn stufs…
OHAI an happi tanks gibbons tu awl mai felloe merukins…….
an OHAI tu awl da uther cheezpeeps owt dere in udder plaises inna hole wied wulrd!!!!

By: Sandrainia5kittehs

Sandrainia5kittehs — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:27:11 +0000

Crybaby iz good hunter for brigin inza live mausies an turnin loose inna hause. she not hurtz themz at awl. Wooser kitteh brings us in the stickz he fetchie from down inna creek. He tinks I wanna stickies cauze I trimmy back bushies inna spring so he thinks stickz iz my prey. Who evar sayz they iz dumb animals nevar had one, took abilitie to reazon out sticks as my prey frum one springy time cuttinz. Took same same abiliti foar Crybaby to reason out to bringz in mausies alive n unhurt to get pettins an snorgles an catnipz an treatiez foar live ones too.

By: Sandrainia5kittehs

Sandrainia5kittehs — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:25:34 +0000

Crybaby kitteh, who iz Wooser kitteh’s dauter, had fill ob turky noms wanted 2 say thankees to usn who fed her good noms soz she went outz n caught us a mausie an brings it back in alive as can be n turned it loose in shoe closit an now has had us chasin it from unner the radiator inna hall for 10 minitz an not able to catch the mausie cause it too fast for hoomins while Crybaby watchin us try an laffin behinds her paws at us. We tries an tries an no luckie with catchinz, so we leavez it happily unner radiator till it combz out when it likes, they uzually getz outa house on own after kittehs gives up onz catchin agin. We haz one that is stayin for winter looks like as it iz livin happie as clam down shower drain hole an comez outs to look at us when we goes in there, an eatz the kitteh fudz when they not lookkie.

By: carosue

carosue — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:24:33 +0000

Hey, the pur guys shud get turkey day off, tu! I nawt needs a big sillybration. Need to rest up fer teh rest uf the holiday seeson!

By: TheCatsMutha

TheCatsMutha — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:11:45 +0000

Ai laffed so much ai…. Honest!!

By: TheCatsMutha

TheCatsMutha — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:10:47 +0000

{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}

Ai misses teh cheezpeeps 2!! Ai b bac in akshun propa next week adn cant wayt 2 b in tuch wif eberywun agen!!

By: 5 eagles

5 eagles — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:09:58 +0000

I can’t see it I am blind. LOL I kill me sometimes.

By: williboi

williboi — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:07:51 +0000

ohai ebrywun….jist tryin tu sai hie tu awl da cheezfrens……. WP keaps mauderatin meh
iz et mai sizturs an kant membur ma WP akount infos tu lawg inn dere…….
*BURP* …….scuzi…

By: Cowdogwah

Cowdogwah — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:06:41 +0000

furst u plai den u eet!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:06:38 +0000

Fer dinner da cardnal marsala sounds good. Maybeh some choklit mouse fer desertz

By: carosue

carosue — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:05:23 +0000

tudai mai kittehs were burd watchin. A turkey!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:05:22 +0000

corm granulashunz carosue!!! I’d git deh ratz owt tu dansing fur u, but I can’t moove… I ated tu muchez!!!