BIRDWATCHING
BIRDWATCHING Cats call it strategic meal planning.
i prefur mah bird nawt sew alive.
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calories on teh wing!
and on deh thi ….
adn on deh brest….
corm granulashunz carosue!!! I’d git deh ratz owt tu dansing fur u, but I can’t moove… I ated tu muchez!!!
Hey, the pur guys shud get turkey day off, tu! I nawt needs a big sillybration. Need to rest up fer teh rest uf the holiday seeson!
dey all go to mah butt.
Heer, burdee, burdee, burdee!! I haz nomz fur u!!!
{{{{{{{cweenmj}}}}}}}
Ai misses teh cheezpeeps 2!! Ai b bac in akshun propa next week adn cant wayt 2 b in tuch wif eberywun agen!!
Wut u ben doin wyle u ben gone??
I fink I’ll have da sparrrow piccatta.
Fer dinner da cardnal marsala sounds good. Maybeh some choklit mouse fer desertz
roh dintz r r frenz! Frenz nawt fud!
…
didja sai choklit?
Um, no?
I fink somone else sed it.
tudai mai kittehs were burd watchin. A turkey!
Hope springs eternal… sum yeer she’z gonna drop taht burd…ima gonna be reddy!
furst u plai den u eet!
ohai ebrywun….jist tryin tu sai hie tu awl da cheezfrens……. WP keaps mauderatin meh
…….scuzi…
iz et mai sizturs an kant membur ma WP akount infos tu lawg inn dere…….
*BURP*
I can’t see it I am blind. LOL I kill me sometimes.
Ai laffed so much ai…. Honest!!
*sheesh* ai just getted it! Mai brain haz been affected by full tummi.
Thanks 5 eagles. Needed some brain synapses to get fired up.
Crybaby kitteh, who iz Wooser kitteh’s dauter, had fill ob turky noms wanted 2 say thankees to usn who fed her good noms soz she went outz n caught us a mausie an brings it back in alive as can be n turned it loose in shoe closit an now has had us chasin it from unner the radiator inna hall for 10 minitz an not able to catch the mausie cause it too fast for hoomins while Crybaby watchin us try an laffin behinds her paws at us. We tries an tries an no luckie with catchinz, so we leavez it happily unner radiator till it combz out when it likes, they uzually getz outa house on own after kittehs gives up onz catchin agin. We haz one that is stayin for winter looks like as it iz livin happie as clam down shower drain hole an comez outs to look at us when we goes in there, an eatz the kitteh fudz when they not lookkie.
Crybaby iz good hunter for brigin inza live mausies an turnin loose inna hause. she not hurtz themz at awl. Wooser kitteh brings us in the stickz he fetchie from down inna creek. He tinks I wanna stickies cauze I trimmy back bushies inna spring so he thinks stickz iz my prey. Who evar sayz they iz dumb animals nevar had one, took abilitie to reazon out sticks as my prey frum one springy time cuttinz. Took same same abiliti foar Crybaby to reason out to bringz in mausies alive n unhurt to get pettins an snorgles an catnipz an treatiez foar live ones too.
I fur wun, welkum owr kitteh oberlordz!!!
Srsly, dem kitteh-catz b smart!!
lolz! i reeded yor sotry on teh ovver LOL, yo ohab sum smart kittehs ther!!
Ai haz sillee kittehs. Dey stayz indoorz butt wee haz berry old haus an summytymes, mausies getz inn. Mai Cleo and BoomBoom hadda mausie kornered once butt didd knot noe whut tudu wiff itt. Sew dey jest satted dere an lukked att da mausie (hoo wuz prolly habbing hart attak). Ennywayz, mausie runned awai uppa stayers an nebber saw himz agin. Wee haz kitteh Missy hoo lubs tu hunt and kill socks. Leebs hurz prey ebberywhere.
grrrrrr…stoopy WP……keaps mauderatin ebryfing ai due…..
..mehbe di wun wil wurk…finalee memburd mai WP lawginn stufs…
OHAI an happi tanks gibbons tu awl mai felloe merukins…….
an OHAI tu awl da uther cheezpeeps owt dere in udder plaises inna hole wied wulrd!!!!
YaE et wurked!!!!
hao iz ebrywun….ai kant stai lawng…am et mai sizturs wif mai dad n brudder n gran nees n gran neffue……..
wil be leafing sune………wil bring da kittehs sum turkee!!!…den dey kinsillybrate fanks gibbons two…
Glad u hadded a gud turkey day, WB!!
Iz kitteh stawlkin turkee foar nexst Fanksgibbin alreddy?
planning b deh kee tu sukksess!!!
*LCB comes in, looking a little bleary around teh mask after spending teh hole nite in teh recordifying stoodio. She has armloads of CDs to pass around to teh Cheezfrenz and gravy in her hair.*
O hai, guise. Happy Thanksgiving! U may or may not rember that one year ago today, on November 26, 2008, a benefit consert was holded at teh JCH2K Amphitheatre for all teh rodents in danger of being nommed by kittehs and other predators. It was a major success! In teh bestest Cheezland tradition, all teh Cheezpeeps and a sordid bunch of celebrities — humans and rodents alike — came together to eat, drink, sing, danse, recite poetry and eat and drink some moar. We have finally finded teh recordings made on that historic day and present them here, one year later.
So on behalf of teh event organizizers: Guinness Piggeh, Leeza/SkwirrlGrrl, Tessm and myownself, we proudly resent: Teh No Noms Consert
Reely??? Itz ben a hole yr?!?!? It seemz like only yesterday!!!
How mennee munneez duz wii needz tu sending tu u fur dis fine mew sick lol rekordifikayshun??
All u has to does is send a donashun to R.U.S.E. (Rodents Unwilling to Stay Eated) and u will receive ur copy of teh No Noms Consert in 4 to elebenty weeks.
Clappity clappity!!! Well dun, err medium raer…errr gud jawb, LCB!
*wayvs lietur inna aer*
YAY foar owr LCB!
Ohai ebberywun – Happitayle Fangs Gibbon to orl teh cheezefrenz in teh Ewe Ess of A. We noes has teh Fangs Gibbon heer in eensy weensy Noo Ziland, butt (snikr) ai haz teh thankfulls fore orl teh lubbly cheezfrenz, orl teh kittehs (and orl teh hart kittehs), nd mee, Hur Imperyal Hiness Buddy Kween of teh Yewkneevurs and Supreem Kommander Ophelia sendings orl teh lubs and huggs.
Ten Q cheezfrend! {{{Kimkiwi}}} Hav sum pi! We haz pleny uf punkin and pecawn. Ders mince meet, too, n u can hav sum o’dat, but ai dunno wuts reely innit!
Just made hot cawfee to go wif it. Iz decaf!
I lubz deh mincemeetz pi!!! (it duzn’t haz meetz, it b mostly applolz and raizinz)
ai always had a feered to taste it and mi fambly sez gud! Moar fer us!
Yu kin haz mai shayer cuz aifinks tiz pleh, moastly cuz uv teh raysins.
Oh, cweenmj, I wud be delited to gib you my peece ob mince meet pi!
sumtiems minss meet pi habz candee peelol in itt. PLEH!! Do Not Want! ick ick ick, yu kin habz mien tu, kthxbutnothx
Ai lieks teh minss meet, sept dat it bees tu mush ritchniss an swiitniss awl at wuns. Sew ai maeks teh Cranbree-Minss tarts nsted. Yu jus miks eekwill parrots ob hoem-maid cranbree soss an stor-bott minss-meet tugevver foar teh fillins – maeks it nies an tangee. Is gud wif teh turkee liftoburs, tu. An wif reel Cheddar cheez sammijis. An wif …..
Skyoos mii — ai goan tu has summor stuffins. Happee Fangs Gibbons tu awl teh Merree Kan cheezfrens!! Ai kukkd teh turkee in ur onner. Wel, akshlee, in teh uvvin, butt (*!*) wuz cos ob rispekt foar ur sillybrayshuns. An awlsew cos ob teh fakt dat Tops markit wuz sellin turkees foar twennee-nien sents a pownd
I cudn’ agree mor about minss meat pie. Ai had sa repootashun growin up ob trying anything, and ushually liking it. Minss meat pie wus da one essepshunz. Whatz up wiff dat pie??? No mincing, no meat… is like a fud wiff somefink to hide. Whazz it trying to pull? It lies and derefore nawt 2 be trusted!!! lol
Well said, rew. Nebber eat fud u can’t trust.
Ornjj Kitteh duz nawt
wawntz lefftoberz. Wawntz liddill
flyeengz Nom Nom Burd!
Flyeengz Non Nom Burd
libz in a nest way upz hye.
Windo’z in t3h way!!
Ornjj Kitteh willz nawtz
beez deenyed! Planz amz inz t3h
wurkz 4 sneek attakkz!!!
Ornjj Kitteh wundurrz
ifz Flyeengz Nom Nom Burd will
joyn Kitteh 4 luntch?
Jack.
Wundermous! Lurv ur ohai coos, Jack!
Ohai ebberybuddy! I iz stuffed wid de tastee noms and almostly ready two sleep. But Ai wanded two say Happitails Fangsgibblits Dai to all ub yoohoo silleebratin it.
Hope on dis day ebberybuddy has sum buddy and some ting to be great-filled four.
And then the christmas feast comes up soon
Im gonna be so fat by next year.
Speakifyin ob Lolmas, da kittehs borked da chree last year. We haz artif…artaf… fayk chree. Wuz up ownly bout twunny minnuts befour branchez kamed owt. Lolmas moarning, chree onna floor wid borked stand. Sew mutsch fer Lolmas chree. Eezy fer chree to bork wen fybe kittehs klymin awl ober itt.
Has yu cornsiddurd jus stayplin teh branchis tu teh wawl?? Kittehs wu still clyming it, butt (*!*) as lawng as teh wawl hoalds up …..
Nawp, din’t eben fink abowt stayplin. Awld chree wuz berry awld ennywaiz, sew wee gotz a noo chree dis year. Itz smallol chree tu go onna tablol. Figger kittehs will nock it dawn butt iz eezier tu putt uppyrite agin an dont fink dey willz clyme onnit – knot enuff rum onna tablol for kittehs tu gettup dere. Krazee kittehs.
Kittehs will find aweigh! Tehy consider it pawsernal challenge. We wire hour tree to teh window frame and ai gab up on brake able ornermints a loooong tiem ago.
wo0t! I finally got on the front page! XD
Congratshoemalashuns Cani Lupine! Clappity, clappity!!! And iza excellent pic by Noodle-juice, too! Way to go!!!