CATS WHO STARE AT
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Deserb awl dey get!
Butt(!) wot du yu meen ??
Ohai Anni adn sillibrayshuns tu yu !!
Butt iz eggzaklee wat Ai meened!
Ai wuz jussed kidding !!
trip-lol pun????
Sumtiemz yu hab tu skweeze until ebbree larst pun iz owt !!
Sumtiemz iz worf it adn sumtiemz maibee nawt.
Maiken teh effit iz teh fing … !!
Ai lyke teh twu-wai banter; sum purrfur teh purrfekt witti capshun. Iz awl gud, aifinkso !!
conga rats, yu tu!
Okai…bak tu mai kumpanee…
yul bii abul tu sii hao teh wekes goun bii hao much tyem ai spen heer!
Fangs, Catena !!
Az lawng az yu nawt feline chained daon !!
Cooongaaaa Raaaaatzzz!!!!!!
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wen twu split ize collied !!
ai can has Jorj Klunee?
Okay, if ai kan haz Jeff Bridjes and Ewan McGregor.
yu kan has Jeff. Wii shayr Ewan.
Yu dribes a hard bargain, catena, butt (!) I finks Ewan can dandle us bof..
*Runs in wifakwikness*
*Throws Ewan over her shoulder in a fireman (!) carry, runs away with rather less kwikness, taking Ewan wiv her*
Mine!
Hay!!! Com bakk wif dat man!!!!
*unfolds wings and auches into air, chasing Q and Ewan.*
Well, if u can has Ewan and Jeff and Jorj -mebbe I can has Viggo?
He iz nawt teh staring at the goats, tho…yu haz to go on teh Road to gets him! (But let me kno when yu finds him — ai’ll helps!)
I c! Didunt noe teh moobie. Lol maiks muchly moar sense to me nao
*hcr hits Teh Road in search foar Viggo* Ifn I gits teh lost, Iz luking owt foar u wif ur fabulous wings! Oar hope foar sum horse to cum bai…
Ai duzn’t noe enny moobiez! Lass tiem Ai went 2 teh cinima wuz 40 yeerz ago.
Orly? wow. dats lon tiem agow!
*walkz ova tu weer Jorj adn Jeff ar stndun awl aloyn*
Ohai, boiz! Kayr tu sii mai bayrn?
*what catena duzznt kno iz dat booklion took key ov NB wif her*
wot booklion duzznt noe iz dat catena has masta kii tu cheezland…
Go ahed Billeh, maek mah dai. Kawz this iz teh .44″ Magnom kitteh, teh moastest pourfool kitteh in teh Whirled, & kan nom UR hed kleen off in 1 byte!
Billee’z feline lukky !!
Gud wun, Paws!
.44″ Magnom kitteh, FTW!!!
iz dat Goerge KlunyKat?
Tuff Sox !! Maed tu larst !! Get wun nao !!
Luks lyke kitteh’s got hiz goat!
Wurds of wizdum from mah father: “They can’t git yor goat if they don’t gno wher it’z tyed.”
Yung kitteh iz nawt imprezzd wiv himz nyu nanny !!
Is she called Billy???
Billie !!
Ai likes dat!!!!!
Mah fathur: still full of wit and wisdum after awl these yeerz!
Look into mah eyes…. deep into mah eyes…. u is getting sleepeh….
…..yu iz getting sheepy….sheepy….
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz………….
*rubs hands togetthur with an ebil smile*
wut shud we do now booklion??
If yu gets teh bowl of warm wadders, I’ll get teh magik markers and lipsticks…
Whut whut WHUT !!!! * PB wuz orlmoast gon tu bed *
Hey, Ime gedding owt ob heer lyke tihs guy !!
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5834734
Aw, PoussinBoi, com bakk! Dunt yu want a liddlol artwork, like namesake? waddurs were jus fur teh poissons, and markers fur the artwerks! Yes, that it, teh artworks!
Inner wurd, ….. !! * Niet * (sowndz liek rushen, tuu)
Mah munneez amz awn
wiff annoydz Tukksee Kitteh.
Gote habz nawt a chanss!
Gote may habz 2 hoarnz,
butz Tukksee Kitteh habz lawtz
unz sharpz Poyntee Endz!!
Tukksee Kitteh sitz
awn t3h Bridjj. Ayrgo kwidd, t3h
Bridjj beelawngz Kitteh!!!
Jack.
Ah, I see, I see! Teh brij belawngs to kitteh! An mebbe this is wun of teh three billeh goatz gruff frum teh famuss nursery rhyme!
Wun wunders if ther is a *gasp* *whispurrz* T-R-O-L-L unner that brij!??? Shurley teh kitteh kinnawt BE teh troll . . .
Kitteh: HOO IS THAT TRIPPING OVER MAH BRIJ!!!!!
Ai fink teh kitteh is taking ober teh t-r-o-l-l’s jawb ov keeping teh bilygotes in linne. Teh aforemenshuned t***l had an epic fail.
Deh tree billy gotes gruff haza hard timez in frunt ub dem. Dis troll kitteh izza bout to LUSE IT!
kitteh is subcontractor from Basementcatwater Security company hired by Bridge T**ll
Een eh kittehz eeyz,
Awl tinkz biilawng tu kitteh.
Dere anee kwestuynz?
Hey kid, does U wanna a pees of me?
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Ohai, cheezpeeps! It is day 3 of the lolstory at mah neeses howse, an here coms teh big wun!!
Day 3a: O Aunt Duffee, we is all goin to teh vet togither on Friday to maek sure teh kitteh is helfee.
Teh kitteh whaked Angus-goggie on teh nose last nite an now he wont luk at her. Dat’s gud, rite?Also, Aunt Duffee, does yu fink Lilah is a gud name for a kitteh?
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YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
YAY YAY YAY!!! Lilah is a GRAYT naym for a kitteh!
*with a beeg smiol*
***sniff, sniff, tishoo pwees…ai haz a leeky***
Ai lubs happytale endings! Lilah bii da purrfekt naem!
***Honk! sneeks off awl embarassed from loud nose blow***
YAY, YESH!!11! Luks liek Lilah founded her fureber home!
I wishee mii kittehs wood bop da goggie onna da noseynose!! Den heem mite stop da chasifiyin’ Butt dey steel jest babbehs — maebee wen dey iz biggerer….
O O O ai jus luv a happee endin! An Lilah izza wunnerful naim fer a kitteh!!!!!
Iz nawt an ending . . . is just a beginning!
Otay — i beez takin boff Jazzeh puppeh and da Lady Jane to da V-E-T in 10 minoots… Dey bof beez SneeSneeSNEEZIN naw!! I aktually feelz bedder wif boff ub den snurfoolin (sowwee Missy Lady Janer!!) cuz eet less likely dat Jazzeh’s lumpeebumpee unner heem jaw are bad fings iffin dey bof beez sickee…
BUtt i stell confoozoled az too y oh y det be sickee atawl!!
Bestest awf wishus adn huglols fur bof Jazz adn LJ!
{{{{{Elas_Mama an Jazzeh an Lady Jane}}}}} ai hoap ur furbebehs bee nawt tew sik an maiks a fastfastfast recobery!
*sigh* {{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}} sorree fer teh misspellin
Hopez boffe be faine!
ebery picshur tells a story … don’t you just wonder what came before this (a goat? and a kitteh? nose 2 nose?) and what’s gonna happen next?
do we reely wont too noe? mebbe there be fings u dont wanna noe abowt…
Cat: What shall it be then? Pistols at elebenty paces?
U blinkd! Ai saw u! Ai win!!!
bridje keeper kitteh sez “Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ‘ere the other side he see.”
iz fayk.
it haz da fotoshawps.
♫ lets awl goe tew teh braik ruum
lets awl goe tew teh braik ruum
lets awl goe tew teh braik ruum
an haz hourseffs sum caik! ♫
GMTA! Butt u has teh moar mewsical mind!
*danses to bf’s singin*
*step skip step kick*
*step skip step kick*
*step skip step hop*
*hop hop hop twiiiirrrrrrl*
iz brake inna caek rum! yippee!
we can has cake? inna braikruum?
an milks! er sordid bevvies uv ur choyce!
I fink its not fakeshopped. But the aftr math of dis picturr wood be somting to see.
iz def fotoshopt. can see edgez arownd teh goateh.
The cat and goat are doing fine…the goat is still in Texas producing little goatlings, Max the cat is downstairs sleeping.
did iz mai noo wall-payper!!! LOL!!! :cD
Capshun shud have read:
Cats who stare at Goats
where do you think the men got idea?
Speaking as the book’s author, that’s very sweet.
No way! You’re HIM? We’re seeing the film this weekend!
And, for the record, I took the picture and it ISN’T photochopped other than some trimming around the edges. The goat’s name is Llewelleyn
izza grate pixure Jill!
grate foto Jill!
due nawt unnerstan whi sum finks ets shopped…….iz jist an kitteh an goet sniffin noesis………
had an goet fro awile – hims gawt lawng jist fien wiff da kittehs
sum fowks jus lyke bean teh spoylsports, aifinkso
Your picture made my day Jill! I love it!
Lewelleyn….and deh kitteh is? Ai laike dat naeme. Llewelleyn…. Duz he an kitteh get alowng haukay?n Kitteh spresshin makes me fink he wantsta remuve part ub Llewelleyn’s nose.
Are dose his horns or his eers stikkinout? Eff honrz, ware are deh eerz?
Oooh ai finzd et! Kitteh is MAX!
Dose are herz ears…horns grew in latr on. Llewellyn wuz just baby goat den. Max wuz skeered, but goggie luved goat! I gots lots of pix wid goat and goggie playin.
ai haz nawt red yur book butt da moobie duz luk tu bee hiilarius
an jorge klooney!!!! *swoon*
I know that cat, his name is Max…
Pew pew pew!!! Invizabul layzas!!!!!
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*Falls over*
Still beats cats who stare ar GOATSE.
kitteh is telepathic?