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Ai du tihs at parteez tuu
PB yu awl alone up dere!
Congratz fur being at teh tawp ov teh ladder!
Pleez nawt to fall orf befoar shayring teh sillibratorius noms and drinkees!
Thx MMM !! Ai fink ai can sea yor plais frum heer !!
*waives to PB akross teh see*
*comes in frum the kitchin all cubbered in flower – hiccupping slitelee…*
Ai baked u pyne applol upsied doun caek and a pitcher of yesterdays tipple of choyse
Cheeez!
hic! hic!
Pienappol Upslide Daon Caik ?? Iz riet wai up foar mi, hee hee !!
Ize nawt shor bowt taht rarsberri bleach …
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Ai hab Frozin Yoeget nd Stromberriez (in seezin) tu shair !!
Cawfee, tee tuu !! Halp yorselbz, ebbreebuddy !!
*yoinks sum stromberriez adn frozin yoggit*
hmm no need fur lonsch nao
oh er, fanks Nenne adn PB
Yum!
*skoff larj slyce of pyne applol upsied doun caek*
Yestadai ai mayd a applol, wawlnut adn sultarna caek to bring to teh offiss to halp us in owr efforts twards whirld peas
Teh Genrel Assemblee cud lurn a fing oar twu …
Conga Rats PoussinBoi!
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Cool !! Thx cb !!
Kitteh ar teh lite ov mai lyfe!
Watts taht yu sai, MMM ??
Errrr, kittehS – ai furgotted teh plooral
Pleez turn yur heering ayd up a bit!!
Sorree ??
Abowt cworter parst ten !!
Ai saw whut joule did dere …
Erg !! Welkum tu teh current LOL, Sawa !! AMPle fud upfred !!
Why fank yu, PB!!
howsumeva, iffn I eet 2 mutch dis tym ob nite I wud end up todally ‘wired’ … *hed funk* … (iz neerly midnite heer in my part ob Oz)
O. It’z neerli wun ayem in mai part ob Oz !
* Yor profyle sez yu ar in TTI ??? *
Ai moobed home 2 Oz last yeer – reminded me 2 chayng mai profyl …
Oh, ya!
So brite, ya need shades!
Kittee’z gawt teh shade !! * Tuk mi kwiet a wiel … *
kitteh is in-can-dessent!
Teh lite iz in-tin-siv !!
Woop Woop Woop !!!
S~P~L~O~R~T WARNING !!!
Plz tu titan yur CHRGz nao !!!
gud jawb, pb, on nawt sekkund!
ohai mmmm an j of g!
ai is onlee heer for a bit, wun ob mai rezzidints died. at hawspittal, but ai still hazta du stuffs. ebreewun pleez send gud beems to jose, an he lubs teh kittehs, sew ai shure he like teh meddow!
Ohai Mugglemary !!
Beemz >>>>>>>> Jose
Ohai mm, here ar teh warmest beems for jose resting in a comfy chayre in teh meddo wotchin teh kittehs frollik in teh sun!
{{{{{jose}}}}}
ty, cheezpeeps.
hardest part is having to tawk tew relatibs on phone when thay habbin teh leekee aiis.
He’s in taht chare in teh sun lookin at teh sun come up – he lubbed doin taht!
Beems to u all!!!
{{{{{{{joses relatibs}}}}}}}
{{{{{mugglemary}}}}}}}
{{{{{{Jose adn famblee}}}}}}}
deth iz awlwayz hard, but eben harder at deh holly daze.
Mugglemary,
Wen Iz in kawlij, I “doptified” a strae kitteh I cawled “Jose Ebere” (I dunt kno meh hoomor den. Kleerlee chalinjed in naming department…) NEwaye, Jose wuz HYUGE byutomus meezer wif BEEG bloo aize. Jose wuz berry majestik n sturdee. I tried to kaptur heem fer da nootering, but himz neber let me tuch himz. Himz wud folloe meh n talkify wif me, n purr n rubz agenst treez, etc. I wud gibs himz de gushifuds and warm baux for the cold nites.
Won dae, Jose let me pickz himz up. Himz wuz BERRY sick. I taked him to deh Dr. TinyCat, n Jose hadz deh FIV. I holdz Jose Ebere while Dr. Tinycat helpified himz craws de rainbo brij. My aize were leekee cuz Jose wuz alwaiz so ful of leif.
Nau, Iz a nurze in ER, n frum tiem to tiem, berry terribul axidents cauz trajic deth in aur ER. Iz espeshullee devastating wen deh kidlets die. Wen deh do (or wen ENebodee crosses deh brij,) I wisper in dere eer, “Look for a big siamese kitteh with bright blue eyes! His name is Jose, and he is waiting for you to take you to a very beautiful place.”
I fink Jose Ebere is wateing foar Jose nau. You ken be shore dat he is leeding Jose to dah meddow. He has leeded manee foks to da meddow…
Nao Aiz gott da leekie eiz. Dats a wundermus fing dat yu du. Nerses iz berry speshul peeps tu beegin wid – yuz werk lawng owers an werk berry heard tu halping peplol ennyways. Butt tu halp dyeing peplol crossa brij izza ginormus blessing fur dem an fore yu. Yu Jose kitteh and yu ar awn CC’s rite hand. Fang yu fur bean such a lubbing hoomin. Ai gow krie nao.
Ohai turbofloof. Tanky fur da story. Nao ai haz leeky eyes a twerk – nawt so bery gud, but ai be hiding inna mai cubikle, so iz otay.
Dis a bery nice way uv helpifying uvvers ober da bridje. Helpz u tu ai’d fink.
Ai haf sean a lot uf deth, but es still such a misteree to me. Ai worree bout de kidlets oar de peplols hoo haf to faes it bery sudenlee. Mebeh deyz scaird? But, foar as long az ai can, ai wud like to help dem be braev. Ai fink mos peplols wud do deh saem. As long as dose last feew momints aer peesefulol n nawt scairy. Beeng in ER es scairy nuff (effen yoo dunt wurk dere).
Ai alwaz shur to gibs dem hug n kees effen dere famblee can’t be dere wif dem wen dey cros deh brij. So, dere last memorees aer uf a byootifulol lief. Jose Ebere es welcum site, aifinkso.
/lolspeek off for a sec
I know I’m WAY late to this one, but that story you just told, turbo, made ME have leaky eyes. What a wonderful, WONDERFUL person you must be!
/lolspeek bak awn kthxbai
spotlite kitteh is inda spotlite!!!
Huuz gawt a mycrofoen ?? * Shi cud bi bowt tu sing … *
yepp – she’s just waiting for her duett-partner!!!
and the non-synthetic vershun:
Adn hur daitiem jawb:
Kitteh iz a berri bersatyle star!!!
Soopah Megga Kewt
Bebbeh Kitteh maykz mayjurr
‘Soloart!’z Chaynn Ree~akkshunn!
Soopah Megga Kewt
Bebbeh Kitteh jusst deezyrez
2 beez Snuggillfyed!!
Soopah Megga Kewt
Bebbeh Kitteh wawntz fyndz hurz
lawst Teddee Bay~urr!!!
Jack.
Ai will boluntere to snuggillfy tihs kitteh ennetyme!
teh kyoot…ttz sew brite n shinee.
kan’t rezizt teh hed asplodingness…
SPLORT!1!
moar betteh nao…
*fallz 2 teh floar*
Oh nose! Hold on, Brainfire!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature ginger beer
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of summer vegetables on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Brainfire to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
*sloe sad heddshake…*
we needs better heddgeer – titaneeum CHRG’s would mebbeh du the trick!!!
*finds teh portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Brainfire in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
not luk at the kitteh for a whyle – just luk at the peacefull meadow… U can see Jose over on the hilltop watching the sunrise with the kittehs!
Yu maid mai ize leek, Nenne
Donut be sad PB, teh meddo iz teh happee plaice!
{{{{{{PB}}}}}}
Onli tuu sennimentle, foar sum raizon !!
{{{{{kined mmm & berri fortful nennepus}}}}}
Go to the lites kitteh! You be da stars.
Gud Moaning 5 Eagles !! Yu at wurk orlreddi ??
No I am at home getting ready for my 12 hour day. Guud morning poussin Boi.
Ai sor yor wurk webby wunc. Yu hab a gud jawb, aifink. Hoap yu hab a plessent dai !!
And you too sir. I will be in and out at work like the light on this lamp.
Ma kyoot iz so brite ai gotta ware a shayd.
*wakingz up*
B R R !!!!! Itz k-k-k-k-kold!!!
*pokez remainz uv fiyre*
Nuffin but ashes adn a kupplol uv week emberz. Pah!
*gitz kindling*
*Litez match adn startz fiyr*
Glad I not b on Surbivor….dont wanna try dis wif flint adn machete!!
*addz logz az fyre groze*
*soon haz nice blazing fiyre.
*sitz in kumfy chair wif blankee and sipz moarning kawfee*
Aaaaaahhhhh….. dis iz deh life!!!!
Liek tihs?
Purr-zaclee!!!
May ai offurr a sawng, o cween?
Ooooo…Fankeez!!!!
You don’t need a spotlight to hightlight the cute
Ai wantz dat lamp!
yup i can see the cute
is tru
reely tru
almost to tru