But wayt! Dere’s moor!
But wayt! Dere’s moor! Cal naow n git 2 fer teh praice uf wun!
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And a FREE blender! And toona joose!
Stoopy wurdpriss is blendin mai comments.
Teh free blendur is to joose ur own fresh toona.
Deelishus.
conga rats dere gremlin yu iz leedin da brayde!!!!
an juss fro bean ower nawt sekkund collur yu wil receebe an wun tiem onlee!! speshull gifte ob dis lubberlee kubik zirkonia tenis braslit……..
yesh!!! yesh!! dis iz wurth elebnty pluz dollurz butt fro yu onlee 1* dollur!!!
*jist pai shipin n handlin ob $299.00 + taxx….kthxsenduzmoneynaobai
*gulp* Hmm . . . *whispurrs* But whut if I duzzint HAS enny munnies?
das okai … jist yoose an kredit karde!1!……….wut yu sai – yu nawt haz an kredit kard??? das iz nawt an praublim…jist cawl dis numbur hear an wee wil sind yu an kard* tudai!!!!
*entrist raet ob 211% fro awl purrchisis…….finanze charje ob wunelebenty% compwndid weakly bazed awn yur hiiest pausible balince…….annul serbice charjes ob elebnty hundrid munees………
@willy boy. Dats sownds like a grate deel! Whurr dew I sine up??
pleez tu cawl 1-800 YUPHEWL nao!!!
oprahhaturs ar standin bai……
I khalled and dey gives me a loan few elebenty hundrit munnies tew! All I hadda dew was sign obber mah car titlol and mah first boarn!
Yesh, yesh….yu gawt da speshull deel – anibuddy ells wud hab haz tu sine ober dere ternal sole tu…
izowerpleshurduinbidniswifyu
Haha! Ossim!
We’ll bill you later.
The check’s in the mail.
trust me
Next 5 orderz receev kat nip!
Ooh, kat nip! *piks up fone, starts dialing*
Yay fur yoo, Gremlin! Yoo were teh swift wun there.
Ai see there ar four ov yoo -
Nightshyde
Catena
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annipuss
Ai heer there ar REELEE gud deelz at teh TY Boo Teek – where there iz Awlwaiz MORE!!
O hai, Janet! I likes ur hat. U like?
Ai luv mai pilgrim hat! Yoo hav ImPEKKabke tayste!
LOl!! Awlmost furgot! THANKZ HEEPZ!!
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An speshul thankz awlso to teh wunderful bluesfan473, hoo sed she wud halp me wif teh hat if yoo were too bizzee!
An fur frenz laik theze – ai am verree thankful indded!
… anna set uv stayk knives?
Jus pay seprit shippin & handloling!
bii purchusen dis sett, yu agrii tu joyn munthlee klub. wii wil charj yur kredut kard $59.95 each munf. adn yu wont bii abul tu stawp eet, soe dont evun tink abawt triun. Kthxsineheer.
I can has ginuz staek niefz?
Hee hee — GMTA, catena!
Adbertizin kitteh noez haow its dun!
Juss19.99 plus shipping and handloling.
*snirk snirk*
And sen dose flower seedz in rolz you jus rolz on lawn and flowerz everwere.
“…But call in the next 10 minutes and we’ll DOUBLE your order! Op;erators are standing by…”
Yay! Kitteh singin wun uv mai faborite Tom Waits sawngs, Step Right Up!
That’s right, it fillets, it chops
It dices, slices, never stops
Lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn
And it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza
And it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that’s been at large
Under the chaise longe for several weeks
And it plays a mean rhythm master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
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You got it buddy, the large print giveth
And the small print taketh away….
ai lubs dat sawng!!!
“… change into a nine year-old Hindu boy. Get rid of your wife…” ?!?!?!?!?!?
ROFLMBO
shee did a grate jawb wif teh bideo aifinkso
erm…a kupple uv teh imiges haz a lil ‘ewww’ faktor tho. fare warnin!
Tom Waits iz teh win an awsum, hee hee hee
Tanks furr teh dans BF. An tanks furr teh funnee sawng too. Gud nite nite! {{{{{BF}}}}}
Guud nite mai frend {{{{{AC}}}}}
Dere’s a pic ob a litterbawx dat luks a bit liek a ressippy ai saw wunce fer kitty litter kake. Was hisstairikly ufny. Awl eddibble, butt(eww) lukked juss liek a well-yewesed litterbawx!
ai haz seen a pic uv teh lidderbaux caik! nawt shure ai cud bring maiseff tew tri a peece uv it tho! dey luuks awflly reel!
A friend of mine baked one of those “litterbox” cakes last year and took it in to her work. It was an instant hit, but with a bit of hesitation.
Hurry naow b4 dey awl ru awt!
Oopsies — dats “b4 dey awl RUN awt!”
ai don’ maek a gud nouncer!
Iz okey. Sailskitteh haz it cuhverd.
Whut wud YU pay for dis lolcat? Eleventy-nine-nintey-five? Fittynine-ninety-five? Well get reddy for a shok becuz teh lolcat is FREE FREE FREE today!! All yu has to du is get it owt of teh tree! Coms assembled wif purr-box installed an all excessorees needed to make yr life moar FUN an LOLISHUS!!!
Call NOW for locashun of tree! Call in teh neckst ten minits an you can has firemans to help remoovin kitteh frum tree!!
ohai, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Nipdaddy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! oh mai, iz bizzy bizzy bizzy today gettin reddy for fanksgibbing in burfdayfairyland!!
i iz making pi’z today so taht iz wut i haz bringed: cherri, berri, cocomut creem, punkin, peekan, lemmin meringe, rayzin pi, applol pi, choklit silk an bananer creem, peech pi, sweet tater pi, minse pi an strawrberri pi!! evree kind ob pi yoo kan fink ob!! along wif hot choklit an koffee an refreshing sparkly punch!! an iskreem too!! also skinny baloloons twisted to luk liek turkees!! an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht luk like turkeeys an go “gobblegobble” wen tey bownse, colur-it-yourself fuzzy fanksgibbing magnets wif coluring markerpens, kandee, an kits to making yor very own turkee hedband!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfdaywishes come troo!!
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oooo! pi! fank u birfdai fairy!
*bownse* gobblegobble!
*bownse* gobblegobble!
*bownse* gobblegobble!
*yoinks* sebrel uv teh turkee hedband an magnit kits tew keep teh kidlets bizzy tamarrow.
fankee burfdai fairy!!!
an ai jist haz tu sai happi burfdai tu Nipdaddy!!! wut an grate naim!!!
hoos yur Nipdaddy baybee??? ….
* PB taiks a turkeey baluun *
Taht orlwaiz happenz … 
* Bownse cat-ch, Bownse cat-ch bownse …bangg !! *
duz it come wif a shamwow?
it comes wif wun shamwow fer teh pryce uv tew! such a deel!!
HAY! I resemble that remark.
Billy Mays kitty
Yup! Taht’s wut ai wuz finking tu!
An iffen u cawl inna nekst fiev minuts wil frow in a shamowow absulutly noe xtree charj!!!
Ordur nao! Hurree befoar tiem runs awt!
BILLY MAYS KITTEH!
He’s been resurrected as a kitteh?
OMG! o_O
Da Kitchin Majishin!! It slysiz!! It dysiz!! It maykz hunnertz uv Jooleeann fryz!! It kumz n 9 kullerz n kawmplimintz enny kitchin!! Adn itz ownlee 4 eezee paimintz uv$19.95!! Butt (!) ifn U kawl n da nekst 10 minnitz U kin gitz 2 uvvem 4 da saym prys!! Datz rite!! U kin dubblol ur oardur!! N ifn U iz wun uv da nawt-sekkund elebenty kawlerz, U kin gitz uh kawmplimintree plus shippin set uv Jin-Sooie stayk nyvz!! Kutz throo sawlid steal!! N steel slysiz mayterz!! Butt (!) wait — deyz moar!! Ifn U oardur 2dai U kin gitz uh free plus shippin oardur uv Oksee-Keen kitchin kleenur!! Kawl 2dai!! Dis of-fur woan’t lastist lawng!! Op-purr-ayterz r standin bai — dis izza free kawl!!
Unklol Sam wontz U!
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Happi Fanksigibbin to one adn all.
Ai off werk early todai, but ai’ll be on later this afternun, and will try to get on tomorrow. Mii and Kidd will be testing each uvvers will to nawt taste-test da turkey adn da pii adn da candied yams adn da cranberry sauce adn da cornbread stuffin adn da rolls adn . . . . . ooohhh dots
LOL!! reminds me of when mawn would cook meatball curry! everee time sumwun went thru the kitchen, they would take a meatball and/or piece of potato. By dinner time, all taht was left was the curry!
Chipotlaway!
Duz da ferst fiddy cawlers gits dis LOLCat azza speshul free gif?
Ohai, frenz!
I haz a funnee to tayle y’all: Dini has been maykin a run foar it latelee wen I coming hoam an opin teh door.
So, KCT tolded me hur hadded teh similolar prawblum an growloled at hur kitteh wen him diddit.
So, I come hoam frum werk 2day an Dini akts lyk hur gonna mayk a brake foar it. I growlol at hur…..an hur gets teh funnee luuk awn hur fayse an RUNS bak in2 teh libibn room!
dini luk leik dis:
hisssin wurks tu
Yah, dat’s teh luuk hur had!
Sarah jes luuks at hur lyk hur be stoopit.
LOL! ai shuld trai taht when Shadow-Cat tries to get intew teh garage! she can be very persistent, and views me as an interesting but easily overcome obstacle!
Dat must bii Vince, da Shamwow bois kitteh!
Then whare is teh kitteh’s hedset?
Did yoo tayk it owtsied, to luuk at it inna lite?
*shakes hed “NO” wif a vigorous*
*knocks hedset askew*
Oh, um, that? That’s, um, my new hareclip. U like?
(no hares was harmed in teh making of this subterfuge)
But wait deres more…. stuffing and crasberries, squesh, shahed taters and turkey.
Sounds laik Thanksgiving to mee! But – wherez teh grave eee???
Question to all”
What are you thank full for?
Ai aer thankfull dat Ai lib in TTI an ownlee hab 2 eet turkey wuns a yeer!
Srslee tho, Ai aer thankful fur mai famblee and mai frens.
Ai am thankful fur mai frenz an famblee. Nuthing iz moar impurrrrtant!!
Datz eezee — mai famblee, mai frinz, dis wunnermuss kuntree, n abuv awl, da Lord God (adn CeilingCat 2!)
O, n da fakt dat mai dadcat duzznt can haz teh Old-Tymurz dis eez aftur awl!
My family and friends and their good health, my job that drives me crazy, but allows me to give shelter and food to my son, and myne kittehs!
Ai are thankfull dat ai haz my own howse, haz a job, haz a kitteh, gud health, adn haz friends like dis on ICHC.
You. and You, and You and You and yes, You over there, and You and You and You in the corner, and You down the street, and You in the car, and You in the grocery store, and You sitting at home staring at a computer screen, and You waiting for the bus, and all the other Yous. I’m thankful that we are all here.
An fur mah kitty who jus gott better and iz now able to walk wifout limpin. An for mah husband and kids and granddaughter. An all dere kittahs and fur teh two feral kitties who tuk up at our house and we feeds and protects. And for Jesus Christ our Lord.
I secund dat emotion.
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Iffen ai callz nao willz yu trow inna free turnip twaddler?
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Nao all you needz is da Billy Mays beerd!
its ‘iz in no mood for ur sassback’!!
Billy Mays Cat!
RIP Billy Mays.
how innocent…. love in it…
SOLD!
HAI BILLY MEOWS HERE!
ha ha! o. hai! i am in need of ur services! how much for wun! i needz deetalz!
would buy whateverthingie immediately.
dat is teh cyootest kitteh fayce EVAH
Look! It’s Kitty Mays!