Comments on: I seen him maekin noms on TV

By: list of directories

list of directories — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 03:35:27 +0000

It is true there are times you need to really look at the situation and say Mr customer your are wrong.

By: Bindieye

Bindieye — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:22:32 +0000

ohai cappun! I can has lolspeek spellcheck? whair i get? I wannit naow!

By: Bindieye

Bindieye — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:20:39 +0000

Ohai PoussinBoi,
she be abowt 16 yeerz neow. Owtlibbd her son, he die uv nosee canser. Bein whyte-nosied an pink-skinnied in teh ‘straylian sun not gud.

She be veree taken wit all teh ‘tenshun she be gettin. she thinkie mebbe jaime olibber on hiz wai to uor kitchn to maek teh noms fur her tonite! Sumfing Fishy, wit teh slippreysloppy grayvee.

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:10:44 +0000

O. Poor kitteh !! Hao awld iz shi ??

By: Bindieye

Bindieye — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:49:30 +0000

ROTFL!!

By: Bindieye

Bindieye — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:47:04 +0000

Thx PoussinBoi,
Mai kitteh she reely lieks to hab her pikshur taeken. An she lubs noms. Now she is old she getz noms twiec a dai. Onlee wun toof lef in her mowth!

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:56:37 +0000

Ohai ebbreebuddy in Merrika !!
Ai hab fownd teh ackshull Fangs Gibbon yu bene torkin bowt !!
* Okey, maibi nawt taht wun, hee hee !! *
Du hab a lubbly sellabraishen, woant yu ?? !!

By: PoussinBoi

PoussinBoi — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:33:09 +0000

Ohai Nenne !! Africat menshund it on teh Simon Said LOL az a four-yeer ebent adn spoek bowt teh mess tehre wud bi. No menshun ob hao himz wuz infected !!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:13:51 +0000

Has anywun heard from AC??? just read about the flood chaos in jeddah…

By: annipuss

annipuss — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:08:13 +0000

Ohai ebbriwun! Mai Ai wish awl mai `Merikan frenz a berry happi fangs gibbon.
Ai can’t stai an plai naow. Bai!

By: Nennepus

Nennepus — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:14:54 +0000

o.O
I had to not sing it aloud at wurk

I like it!
Happy fangsgibbon ebrywun!!!!

By: sawa

sawa — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:58:15 +0000

My brain it nawt be ‘G’rated at teh mowmint … I fort ‘she be makin bacon?’.

By: Captain Awesome

Captain Awesome — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:54:17 +0000

You people need to learn how to use spell check

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 08:23:45 +0000

whut dew yoo fink? ai lyke it pritteh well, sew far, butt(!) ai fink teh spelling kneeeds a liddlol werk, den ai planz 2 mayke won moar vers–about spreading teh tablol wiff stuff that cheezfrens bring. Havv to fink about dat…fudjy cakes, corms, toona, cholate martoonis (maybe), cheezburgerz, ob coarse…denn whut else? Ideers, plz!

I hassta goes downstares and dew sum RL stuffs for now..maybee ai sinds teh pome 2 kween layter 4 the towncryer?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:50:46 +0000

Cheezfrenz Fangsgibbin Hem
*ahem*

Comes yee fangsfull Cheezpeepz come,
Raze teh Sawng ob Nom, Nom, Nom.
Awl R kittehz gabbered inn,
Ere wii starts tew awl dig in–
Ebberybuddy git insyde!
4 teh terkey has bin fried,
Come too Cheezland’s Tablol kome,
Ware awl Peepz and Pets Bees Home!

Awl teh whirld iz full ob Frenz,
Floofy Paws each won extendz.
Denn teh Conga Ratz will danse,
and awl cheepzpeepz half a chanse,
Furst teh Kan-nope-ear is hear,
Denn teh Gushy fuds uppear,
Ceeling Kat, Dear, grant dat wii,
libbs in peas and Harmonee.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:43:52 +0000

*anticiiiipatesss*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:37:23 +0000

bett yU wuz suppereyezd 2 sea hurrr on teh fridge!
aye finks iz funneh win Birjay is up dare; aye took a picher (it lasts lawnger )
Budd if hii runz outsyde, fergits it! yoo juss hasta wayt until hii desides 2 kumes hoam.

BTW, i’m gonna postify two berses in a sekk…

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:29:56 +0000

She’s always juss hyden…except da 1 time.

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:28:23 +0000

Ben dar don dat. She noes all da tricx.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:04:31 +0000

fynding a kitteh bees BERRY trikky!
duz it helpify 2 opin a kann ob gushy fuds in case she beez insyde?
Ore maybee open a can in eech rume?
f hurr 2 hear?

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 07:00:09 +0000

I cudn’t find Toonces tonite; she’s werld class hider. She waz on topof da fridge…pleff!! Nwat anser wen I calld herz. 40 minitez of my life I’ll never get back again. 100 times she’s hidin. 1 time she axshully got out. “knock nok…is dis yer cat?” “Yesh yesh OMCC, how’d she ge ouwt? Now evertime, I hazzta search!

By: Hal

Hal — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:47:11 +0000

Makin mee mouth wata!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:46:51 +0000

happy fangsgobblings 2 yoo, too, BDM!
skweeez

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 06:45:04 +0000

ohai, lm and pj! glad yoo lykes it! I iz werking on a compleat bershun now (ai posted 2 b mayking rolls 2 brings to fangsgibbing at my dottein-lahrs fambily–butt, hay, cant fynd my BC kukkbuch–ORe ne ob dem. Ai fing i’ll just gits up and mayke biskits, insted–naught berry tradishunal 4 turnkey day, butt iz tradishul suthern fuds!)

I will postify teh “Cheezfrenz Thangsgibbing Him” layter..
*goes orf 2 fink*
*aboyds cukking*

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:48:57 +0000

Purrdun mii as ai haz a nownsmint:
.
Happi Fangsgibbons, Cheezpeeps!
.
Ai nao returnz yew tew yr regoolarlee skejeweled LOLs.

By: 3kittymomma

3kittymomma — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:35:45 +0000

And momma thinks hyme iz hawt too! Kan wii have hyme?

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:35:20 +0000

Ohai sunnyhuckle! Aifinkso yu’r thinking ov Elsa_Mama’s Jazzeh puppeh, who went to teh v-e-t to get some lumps chekked owt todai. See teh 6 AM Cheeztyme LOL this morning (the one wif teh four blakk kittehs). Ai get Elsa_Mama’s adn lunarmommy’s avatarz mixt up too. (The lumps turned out to be okay aifinkso.)

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:22:53 +0000

ooh, thers more!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:22:34 +0000

*clappity clappty clappity*

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:21:10 +0000

sumtimes we stop at teh trukk stops wen we iz going between heer (wher we lib) an tehr (wher my parints lib) an teh restrawnts tehr alwayz smell so guuuuuuuud an nomalishus. isinkso taht will be a taysty buffay!! (an no werk for yoo )

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:19:16 +0000

oahi sunnyhuckle, i wunder if mebbee yoo iz finking ob sumwun else’s bebbeh, my kumo not haz lumps but had a skwinty eye for a day or two, seems better now but i’z keepin a eye (get it? eye on himz skwinty eye? lolz ) on it, making shur himz face not haz a lumpy making himz eye all skwinty.

ob corse i culd hab sed sumfing an tehn forgotted bacawz ifinkso my brayn iz full ob holes an evreefing fallz owt ob it

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:15:25 +0000

{{{parrothead}}}

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:14:23 +0000

i likes alton brown. him iz liek teh bill nye teh science guy ob fud! (we liked teh bill nye teh science guy show at owr howse )

By: kittyboocat

kittyboocat — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:49:24 +0000

Galupin gormay FTW

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:33:31 +0000

backatcha, pj! ♥♥♥♥♥

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:31:25 +0000

{{{{{{{carusoe}}}}}}}
am so sorry fur yur oven-less-ness! ai felt so lucky to have a used appliance shop up the road, an a stove ia culd afford. the stove came wif teh rental howse, but ebberytime somfing breaks and teh landlady haz to replace it, teh rent goze up. so, we kept our moufs shut an just bought one. yur story makes me feel eben thankfuller!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:31:20 +0000

I lykes dis song!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:28:30 +0000

Fangs gibbon hugs and schmooos to all ob youuuuus!!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:26:53 +0000

Tyler Florence.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:22:50 +0000

OOooo, ai kant wayt 2 Cee yore ladest masterpeas!
but(!) ai hasta go due stufffs now,
sew katch yoo layder!

Happy, happy, Fangsgibbing,
Cheezpeeps deer!!!

****smooooz*******

By: OnleeKitteh

OnleeKitteh — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:21:24 +0000

ooo – you just made my mouth water. I lubs peach cobblur.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:19:50 +0000

R deer Sealing Cat, grant dat wii,
fool ob fuds and harmonee…

By: Cottleston Pie

Cottleston Pie — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:15:37 +0000

I can has a crush on Alton Brown, too.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:08:54 +0000

first teh can-nope-hear is hear,
denn teh gooshy fuds shall uphear…

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:04:46 +0000

Ooo, I mayd a misstayk!

“awl R kittehz gavvered inn,
ere wii starts
2 awl digg inn,”

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:04:30 +0000

{{{{{{parrothead}}}}}}}}
Happy fangzgibbon tu u, tu, mai fine fevvered fren!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:00:29 +0000

awl R kittehz gavvered inn,
ere wii start teh
fore wii hass a big dinn-dinn,

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 04:00:28 +0000

Teh nawt purrfekt fangs gibbons iz teh wuns wii memberz teh moast aifinkso. {{{carosue}}}

By: kitkay

kitkay — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:56:37 +0000

speshullay teh kukkies and kakes ob cheezland! (hai cmj!)

By: West River rat

West River rat — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 03:55:53 +0000

U spellt dat wurd rong. Iz nawt hoggin shud be huggin.